Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #04 "WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR!"

WWE Presents "WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR" @ The Barclay's Center!

I got myself big plans for tonight. I can not wait until I arrive.  I've been looking forward to tonight's event, particularly the ringside section. This is my first time being in a section, as such. I just feel that you all should know that this wasn't meant to happen. The purchase of these tickets were an accident. I accidentally confirmed the wrong price over Ticketmaster. I couldn't wait until tonight.

MATCH #01
Cesaro & Sheamus defeat Gallows & Anderson and The New Day

Lana

MATCH #02
Big Cass defeat Rusev

MATCH #03
R-Truth, Goldust, Darren Young, Sin Cara & Curt Axel defeat Titus O'neil, Bo Dallas, The Shining Stars

Bo Dallas was not happy with the results for being pinned.

The Big Show made his appearance. Bo Dallas wasn't pleased on seeing The Big Show inside the ring. Who care about Bo Dallas? The Big Show silenced him for the remainder of the evening, lol.

MATCH #04 Cruiserweight Championship
Rich Swann defeat Neville. Rich Swann retain his championship.

Neville is a sour puss/ sore loser. Taking down, Swann with additional pressure.

I swear, I can't stand the amount of people that dickride over Chris Jericho. Can y'all sit down please? Y'all blocking my view.

Jericho got jokes on Brooklyn.... BITE ME, YOU DUTTY CANADIAN!

This man has a fascination with scarfs. Jericho knows he isn't allowed to wrestle with scarves. He's only stalling.

MATCH #05
Seth Rollins defeat Chris Jericho

Intermission:
That's right, T-Shirt Time... WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

MATCH #06
Sasha Banks, Bayley and Alicia Foxx defeat Charlotte, Nia Jax and Dana Brooke

MATCH #07
Braun Strowman defeat Sami Zayn

Monday Night Raw March 20th WWE Returns to BK... Passcode: BKISRAW

MATCH #08
Main Event: United States Championship
Roman Reigns defeat Kevin Owens retaining his title.

"Sunday, January 29th WWE Royal Rumble Pay Per View"

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #03 "ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE"

RAW's ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE LIVE TONIGHT FROM PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

Getting ready in a few minutes for WWE's final pay per view of the year, Roadblock: End of the Line. I have my heart set on tonight's matches between Roman Reigns facing Kevin Owens for his Universal Championship. I hope Roman Reigns leave here tonight as the 4X Champ. Also, I got my heart set on "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks putting up her championship tonight against Charlotte in a first time, female iron match. The match, I truly have my heart set on and I'm hoping for justice tonight. The decline of The New Day's reign as champions. The New Day going up against Sheamus and Cesaro for their tag team titles. Twenty five minutes left until the first bell. I don't know who will be first match. I have an idea of Big Cass and Rusev, starting off the Kick Off Show.

KICK OFF SHOW:
RUSEV DEFEAT BIG CASS BY COUNT OUT
Big Cass got counted out, thanks to Lana's interference

This match have been Big Cass the whole time.
Big Cass taking the fight to Rusev. Putting an end to what his partner, Enzo Amore have created.

Oh yes, they're starting it right away. Okay, let's get rid of these 483 day champions. New Day, your roadblock ends here.
NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!

C'mon, Cesaro and Sheamus I'm counting on y'all. Do not let me down.

Beautiful, Cesaro you got out of that New Day ambush YES!!!
Kofi just tapped out, Xavier Woods kept the referee busy.
Xavier Woods is down from the brogue kick.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WE GOT NEW CHAMPS, WOOO HOOO THANK YOU YES YES YES YES OH MAN, THANK YOU JESUS!!!
I'm going to get drunk tonight.

MATCH #01: TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CESARO & SHEAMUS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY

Coming up now, Sami Zayn verses Braun Strowman. According to Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn wouldn't last 02 minutes against him. Mick Foley is giving Sami Zayn 10 minutes tonight in this match. This is something that Sami Zayn wanted.
There up to 5:05, Sami Zayn taking a hell of a beating. I guess in this match you have to survive against Braun Strowman instead of fight Braun Strowman.
Sami Zayn begging Mick Foley not to throw in the towel.

MATCH #02
SAMI ZAYN SURVIVED 10 MINUTES AGAINST BRAUN STROWMAN

I'm still not a Seth Rollins fans. However I'll pick him in this match over Chris Jericho.
That is a lot of pay per views, 160 that Chris Jericho participated in. Don't you think, this man should be retired by now, lol.
I knew it, this idiot Kevin Owens was going to try and get involved. What part of its over doesn't he understand? Kevin Owens costing Chris Jericho the match.

MATCH #03
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO

Austin Aries, joining the commentary booth with Michael Cole and Corey Graves
Austin Aries, part of the 205 Live Team

Perkins had Swann, he didn't have to release the knee bar. Too bad, Rich Swann capturing the pin off of Perkins

OMG, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM? Neville making an impact, putting the WWE on notice. Starting with Rich Swann and Tj Perkins, cleaning house. This is going to be interesting.

MATCH #04: CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RICH SWANN DEFEAT TJ PERKINS AND BRIAN KENDRICK
                            "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"

Oh Shit, at 19:05 Sasha landing face first into the ringsteps.
Charlotte continuing to work the injury.
Charlotte is really doing some damage on Sasha.
Sasha finally coming back at 13:05.
Charlotte picked up the first fall at 10:41.
Sasha picked up a fall at 08:23, now they're even.
Sasha Banks utilizing her bank statement on Charlotte.
Sasha picked up another fall at 06:02. Sasha have the lead.
Desperate times call for desperate measures coming from Charlotte.
Charlotte seeking damage on Sasha's knee.
01:30 Seconds left
00:30 Seconds left
00:20 Seconds left
00:10 Seconds left
00:05 Seconds left
00:00 Seconds left
Sasha tapped out, after the bell have rung. No winner have been determined.
The match going into sudden death overtime.
Charlotte picked up the victory, becoming the 4X Women's Champion.

I'm not even going to trip over this match. It still was awesome. I know, I make fun of Charlotte a lot but you can not front, she is a terrific athlete. She did an excellent job, both her and Sasha Banks.

MATCH #05: WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
                    "30 MINUTE IRON WOMEN'S MATCH"

Okay, Roman Reigns, Charlotte Flair just became 4X Champion. Can you become a 4X Champion, as well. Take that title off of, Owens.
I'm not on Kevin Owens side but he kind of have a point. Why didn't you, put your title on the line Roman?
Roman Reigns barely made the count, whoa.
Kevin Owens proving that he doesn't need Jericho.
I'm going to be honest. I rather, Kevin Owens win here tonight. I would like to see, Owens face Rollins next.
Chris Jericho, why are you out here? Chris Jericho planting a code breaker on Kevin Owens. You mean to tell me that was planned.
OMG, not this again. Seriously, Jericho you was mad at him for no reason.
Here comes, Rollins!
We're about to have a flash back, "SHIELD STYLE!".... Kevin Owens and Jericho paying for tonight.
That's how you end a pay per view with scum laying across the furniture, lol

MATCH #06: WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT  ROMAN REIGNS
Roman Reigns was disqualified due to Chris Jericho's interference

Upcoming WWE Events, next month:
"SATURDAY & SUNDAY JANUARY 14TH & 15TH WWE WILL BE CROWNING THEIR FIRST UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPION"

"WWE ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 29, 2017"

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #02 "SmackDown Live TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS PPV!"

SMACKDOWN LIVE T.L.C. LIVE TONIGHT IN DALLAS, TEXAS, 12/4/16

KICK OFF SHOW:
Apollo Crews, The American Alpha and The Hype Bros defeating
Curt Hawkins, The VaudeVillians and The Ascensions
                              "10 Man Tag Team Match"

I just made it here in time. The pay per view, haven't began yet. Barely  watching the current match, only catching the last 03 minutes. At least, it was a good 03 minutes. Apollo Crews and Chad Jordan making an impact of the match towards the end.

TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS:

MATCH 01: "WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE WYATT FAMILY DEFEAT RHYNO AND HEATH SLATER

The Wyatt Family, the "New Tag Team Champions!"

Am I surprised. I'am not, I could see that coming for weeks. Thank you, Bray for my early break. I got a chance to go to the bar, lmao.

Alright, I'm going to see something good. I could remove myself from the bar, lol. It's time for some, DIVAS ACTION! I hope this is some final diva action between the two of them. I swear, smh.

MATCH #02: "NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH"
NIKKI BELLA DEFEAT CARMELLA

Carmella breaking out the kendu stick. Nikki your disappointing me.
Nikki manage to get a hold of the kendu stick. Aww, poor Carmella she got her ass whupped, lol. Nikki getting a hold of an fire extinguisher.
Nikki just estinguished Carmella literally.....

The match isn't over. Carmella have something to say to Nikki Bella. She's confessing who it was, it was Natalya who attacked Nikki at Survival Series.

MATCH #03 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
                                        "LADDER MATCH"
                               
This is going to be a crazy match. I have my faith in Dolph Ziggler. I hope, he pull it off again. He shouldn't had lost it last time. This match have a heavy stipulation attached to it. This is the final chapter between The Miz and Dolph Ziggler. If Dolph Ziggler fails at a victory tonight. He can no longer face The Miz for his championship as long as he's holding it.

Dolph Ziggler making the first attempt to climb the ladder, being blocked by The Miz.
Dolph Ziggler making a second attempt to climb the ladder, Dolph Ziggler with his hands so close. The Miz snatching him down.
Dolph Ziggler making a third attempt to climb the ladder, The Miz toppling the ladder over the ring.
Dolph Ziggler making a fourth attempt to climb the ladder, The Miz climbing up on the otherside. Dolph Ziggler knocked The Miz off.
Dolph Ziggler hanging on the ladder, The Miz drag down Dolph Ziggler.
The Miz putting in damages on Dolph Ziggler's leg to keep him from climbing. Wooo Hooo, skull crushing finale into the ladder.
The Miz making an attempt to go after his championship. Dolph Ziggler pushing the ladder. The Miz hanging from his championship until he drop to the canvas. Dolph Ziggler going to make another attempt on a injured leg. The Miz with a sling slot powerbomb placed onto Dolph Ziggler from the ladder. The Miz setting up dual ladders, Dolph Ziggler trying to stop him. Both men going back to back, blow for blow.

That was an awesome between the both of them. I like that so far, tonight.

Oh why, y'all just showed an awesome match. Now they're getting ready to go into a half decent match. I hope, Kalisto wins this one.

MATCH #04 "CHAIRS MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT KALISTO

I didn't expect Kalisto would last this long. Baron Corbin starting to think twice on Kalisto, now. Kalisto, letting Baron Corbin know I don't play.
Whatever, another match I shouldn't have been surprised of. Maybe I should have went on another break during this match. I could of used another taste from the bar. However, Kalisto did do his thing in the ring at every attempt to bring down Baron Corbin.

After The Match:
Baron Corbin making a threat, promising to bring the end of days to anyone who gets in his way.

Natalya's Interview:
Natalya denies anything that Carmella was saying, earlier in the ring.

MATCH #05 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH
                                        "TABLES MATCH"

Alexa Bliss, the "New SmackDown Women's Champion!"

My girl, Becky going right to Alexa taking it to her. LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY!
I hear, Becky Lynch getting a lot of love from the audience. Way to go, the WWE Universe finally did something good and route for the correct person, lol.

Lol, Alexa almost eliminated herself.  Why are they fighting over one table. Neither, one of them can bring in a second table, duh!
Alexa, you almost eliminated yourself again. OOH SHIT, but instead she manage to eliminate Becky Lynch, WOW!

Becky Lynch is not in a good mood. She's not in the mood for any talk time, right now. She's going back to her dressing room.

MATCH #06 "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
                                 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"

Aj Styles, retain his "World Championship"

I wonder if, James Ellesworth showing up during this match. These two are killing each other. They're taking advantage of all 03 weapon usage, tables, ladders and chairs. This is all brand new to Aj Styles. Dean Ambrose is made for this. He sees, this as his comfort zone.
Totally awesome Dean..... Wooo Hooo, straight off the ladder with his elbow into Aj Styles laying flat on his back on the announce table. Dean Ambrose taking the moment at retrieving the gold. Aj Styles still manage to get up

I knew, he was here tonight. James Ellesworth, coming down the ramp. Aj Styles about to teach him a lesson. Dean Ambrose saving James Ellesworth from Aj Styles

James Ellesworth pushing Dean Ambrose from the ladder.
Aj Styles, ended up capturing his championship back.

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes I knew it. I knew that was going to happen. I seen this coming for weeks.  "ELLESWORTH TURNED ON DEAN AMBROSE" LMAO!! LOL!!

"RAW's ROADBLOCK PAY PER VIEW SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2016 @ PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA"

Friday, December 2, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #01 "ROH Wrestling live @ Hammerstein Ballroom"

RINGS OF HONOR WRESTLING LIVE IN THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM:

I been waiting for this day. Sorry for my lateness. If there is anyone that can pull off being in two places at once. It's yours truly. Tonight I had a previous engagement with Kevin Powell, in support of his annual holiday clothing drive party. I just wanted to show some support. I'm glad I finally made it here on time.

Thank you Cheeseburger, earlier for his kick off show match.

It's going down live tonight over the pay per view, ROH "FINAL BATTLE!"

MATCH #01
The Rebellion & Rhett Titus defeat Motor City Machine Guns & Dijak

MATCH #02
Silas Young  defeat Jushin Liger

I'm with the audience, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is right. Watching this match isn't any different than Baron Corbin facing Kalisto

It look like my favorite superstar is up next, looking forward to it "WELCOME TO THE  CASTLE!"

MATCH #03
Dalton Castle defeat Colt CaBana

The Castle still stands

The matches have been good so far but seriously the Hammerstein Ballroom need to get some monitors up in here. I can't keep jumping up out of my seat everytime a wrestler rolls out of the ring. You don't know how annoying that is.

So, this is why Cody Rhodes been M.I.A. from TNA. Prepping for ROH I see.

The Addiction getting themselves involved, on Cody Rhodes debut night against Jay Lethal. The crowd aren't thrilled to see them. I don't blame them. Whoever wants to see, The Addictions.

MATCH #04
Cody Rhodes defeat Jay Lethal

Never have I thought there would be a day where I'm cheering for Cody Rhodes. He was always least on my list.

You knew, they were up to know good. Here they come again. The Addiction storming down the ramp, looking to take down Cody Rhodes.

MATCH #05 "ROH Tag Team Championship"
The Kingdom defeat Kushida and Jay White

I believe this is the first title match I seen here all evening. There finally starting off with some.

MATCH #06 "Triple Threat Match for the T.V. Championship"
The current T.V. Champion, The Villain Marty Scurll defeat Dragon Lee and Will Ospreay
Marty Scurll, remain T.V. champion.

This right here is fucking crazy. I don't know, who to route for. I got a lot of love for The Briscoes and a lot of love for The Youngbucks. This match, probably going to be my favorite match of the night.

MATCH #07 "ROH World Tag Team Championship"
The Youngbucks defeat The Briscoes
THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Just a series of non stop beatings taking place among each team. The Youngbucks stayed in the battle and ended the war, remaining
champions.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE!.... Don't tell me, Matt Hardy is coming to ROH.

MATCH #08 Main Event: "ROH World Championship" No Disqualification
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Adam Cole, winning by submission.
ROH's New World Champion, Kyle O'Reilly

This was a serious match. At times, I wasn't sure if this was even still a World Champion match. It started to feel more like a monster's ball match. All the usage of tables, chairs, trashcans, kendu sticks and  thumbtacks, totally awesome.

I had a lovely evening. What an awesome night. When isn't ROH, awesome. I must admit, I'am sophomore to ROH. I don't keep up with ROH like I should but I manage to get by. I just would like to thank, ROH for tonight's event live in New York. Now this is what you call, wrestling.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #04 "WWE 30th Survivor Series Nov. 20th, 2016"

KICK OFF SHOW:

It's about time, we're getting ready to start. I'm getting tired of all this Smack table talk . Bring in the Cruiserweights now.

K.O. SHOW MATCH #01
01. NOAH DAR, RICH SWANN & TJ PERKINS DEFEAT DEFEAT ARIYIRI DAIVARI, DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
                            "6 Man Cruiserweight Match"
I love it, Perkins totally awesome, screw the referee.

"WWE 205 LIVE PREMIERES, TUES., NOVEMBER 29TH!"

Our next match thats about to go down, "IS THE BATTLE OF THE BIG MEN!" Luke Harper and Kane. Kane, finally looking for some retribution. Two big monsters inside the ring. It gives you a preview of what's coming later between Goldberg and Broc Lesnar. 
Luke Harper surprises me with his athleticism. Unfortunately, he still can't dominate Kane. Kane merges victorious with the choke slam.

K.O. SHOW MATCH #02
02. KANE DEFEAT LUKE HARPER

SURVIVOR SERIES:

Oh that's right, kicking it off with my girl Bayley, Wooooo. Bayley, I want a hug, xoxoxo. The Raw women team are going to come out first.

It look like Nikki Bella won't be joining the SmackDown team. She's been taken out of action. The doctor won't clear her for tonight. Natalya asking to be her replacement. Daniel Bryan grants her, okay. Why is it that someone always hit, Nikki Bella in the back of the head.

LOL, Nia Jax dismantling SmackDown women's yelling, "Done, get me another one!"

MATCH #01
TEAM RAW WOMEN DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN WOMEN
Carmella eliminated by Alicia Foxx
Alicia Foxx eliminated by Alexa Bliss
Naomi eliminated by Nia Jax. Nia Jax launched Naomi head first into the floor. Naomi wasn't able to make the 10 count.
Sasha Banks eliminated by Natalya
Natalya eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss are the last two left from Team SmackDown. The two rivals in the ring still cannot get along.
Nia Jax eliminated by Becky Lynch. Nia Jax didn't leave so easy not without letting Becky pay for it.
Alexa Bliss eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch is the only one left now for Team SmackDown. She's up against Raw's team Charlotte and Bayley.
Becky Lynch eliminated by Bayley
Charlotte and Bayley still standing. Well, at least Bayley was still standing. Charlotte letting her know, who's the boss and now I don't need you anymore. It's back to business.

Of course, Maryse isn't going to be band from ringside during this match. I know, I like SmackDown more than Raw but for this match I'll stand by Raw on the strength of Sami Zayn. I know, it would suck if SmackDown lose a title tonight but I'm not going to back that dooch bag, The Miz.

MATCH #02
THE MIZ DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
                 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"

Maryse rang the bell to confuse Sami Zayn. Zayn thought it was a victory and began celebrating. The Miz took advantage with a pin, holding Zayn down by the crutch for support.
I guess, I shouldn't be too mad at The Miz. At least the title is coming back to SmackDown and where it belongs.

OMG, are they going to talk before the match. I swear, Enzo & Cass.... "I'll be part of your couple of haters!" I don't know, who's worst Enzo and Cass or The New Day, smh!! I can't stand Raw's bogus entertainers.

MATCH #03
TEAM RAW TAG TEAM DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM
Fandango eliminated by Kofi Kingston
The New Day eliminated by The Usos, so early in the match. The Usos showing The New Day who's boss. Eliminated the Team Captains at the beginning of the match.
The Hype Bros eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Shining Stars eliminated by American Alpha
American Alpha eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Gallows and Anderson eliminated by Heath Slater & Rhyno
Heath Slater & Rhyno eliminated by Enzo & Cass
Enzo & Cass eliminated by The Usos
The final two teams  remaining, The Usos, Sheamus & Cesaro.
The Usos eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro

LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA

If everything goes well in this match that title and division will be debuting here on Tuesday night.
I see, the mind games have started with Brian Kendrick.
Kalisto with the first move.

A spanish fly off the ring apron, both men are down. That's what's up!!!! Kalisto keep hesitating too much it's costing him the match.
Kendrick with the Captain hook locked in on Kalisto. Kalisto manage to escape, making it to the bottom of the rope.
I notice, Kalisto keep holding onto his side.
What kind of pants are Kendrick wearing? Are those some type of rainbow camouflage tights, lol. They look fruity, lol.

MATCH #04
BRIAN KENDRICK Vs KALISTO
                  "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Oh no, what the fuck is he doing.... He just ruined it for us. Baron Corbin attacking, both Brian Kendrick and Kalisto. Referee called for the bell, match have been disqualified. Brian Kendrick remain the Cruiserweight Champion. I know, Kendrick probably don't care at this point, as long as his title and division stay on Raw. I wouldn't be surprised if Brian Kendrick sends Baron Corbin a thank you text for that attack.

MATCH #05
TEAM SMACK DOWN DEFEAT TEAM RAW

Now it's about time, Team Raw Vs Team SmackDown. This is what I've been waiting for, LOL. Come on now, it's time to get it started.
Aj Styles and Kevin Owens going to start off the match. A little fantasy match feeling. "Champion Vs Champion", I could dig it.
It's been about 15 minutes so far and no one have been eliminated yet. It look like Aj Styles and Dean Ambrose doing well. Oops, I spoke to soon. I knew, they're partnership couldn't last.
Dean Ambrose getting the crap kicked out of him by Braun Strowman and Aj Styles is doing nothing but standing there and watching.
Dean Ambrose eliminated by Braun Strowman. Thanks alot, Aj.

This is what everyone wanted to see, the face to face between Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman.
Randy Orton, RKO Strowman on the announce table. Shane flying off the ring post, threw the table with an elbow onto Strowman. Shane, put his self on line to destroy, Braun Strowman. Strowman still had a little bit of  life left in him to try and make it, before the 10 count. James Ellesworth preventing that from happening by holding onto Strowman's leg. Braun Strowman wasn't happy, neither was James Ellesworth once he got his hands on him.

Shane, still looking badly damaged in the ring. He haven't gotten up to his feet since being tossed back in the ring. He does look like, he has a little bit of life left inside of him.

Kevin Owens got disqualified by using the list. He destroyed, Chris Jericho's list. Jericho, he deserve to have people chant, "STUPID IDIOT!" He is one. I can't believe, Jericho worrying about his stupid list than the match because of that Randy Orton was able to land an RKO onto him.
Chris Jericho eliminated by Randy Orton. I feel good, Smack Down on top, right now.

Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins looking to do some redecorating around the ringside. Dean Ambrose, came back to ringside after he been eliminated. Ambrose seeking some vengeance and punishment for Aj Styles ego and stupidity. That triggered a magical, Shield Reunion. Remember, it was 4 yrs ago on this same exact pay per view, where The Shield was born. Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins assisting in the assaults on Aj Styles and the dashing threw the announce table.
Aj Styles eliminated by The Shield

The match is coming to the ending. We are now down to, two on two Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins verses Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. The party is about to get more interesting, we have a crasher named Luke Harper joining the fun.
Seth Rollins eliminated by Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns eliminated by Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton took a bullet for Bray Wyatt. Never have I been this proud of The Wyatt Family, before CONGRATULATIONS!!!

MATCH #06
BILL GOLDBERG DEFEAT BROC LESNAR
WHAT A QUICK WIN? I don't have any pity for Broc Lesnar but this match sucked. This is bullshit, you know this match was rigged. I'am happy, Goldberg won tonight. Broc Lesnar hardly did anything. Two spears and one jack hammer by Goldberg and the match is over. You can't be serious. I can't be serious. I can't believe I'm actually defending Broc Lesnar but let's face it this match wasn't what we all expected. I was expecting a whole lot more and I believe the whole world was too. This isn't nothing. The real, big winner here is still Broc Lesnar. I wonder, how much Vince McMahon paid Broc Lesnar for tonight's dive.

NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN : TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS, DEC. 04, 2016
RAW: ROADBLOCK, DEC. 18, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #03 "NXT TAKEOVER TORONTO" NOV. 19th


What a "GLORIOUS" way to kick off tonight's pay per view, NXT Takeover Toronto. HALLELUJAH!!!!

MATCH #01
Bobby Roode defeat Tye Dillinger
What's the matter with Tom Philips? He can't pronounce Bobby Roode name or something. I keep hearing him say, Bobby Roone, lol.

The final match of the Dusty Rhodes Tournament getting ready to take place between the last finalists of TM61 and Authors of Pain.  Before, this match can get underway. Paul Ellering must be placed inside of a cage to be dangled above the ring during the operation of the match. This have been an request of William Regal. He's not trying to have any type of interruptions.

MATCH #02/FINAL MATCH TO THE DUSTY RHODES TOURNAMENT
Authors of Pain defeat TM61
The winners of the Dusty Rhodes Plastic Cup
Triple H and William Regal, joining the Authors of Pain inside of the ring to issue the Dusty Rhodes Plastic Cup and pose for photographs.

MATCH #03/2 OUT OF 3 FALLS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
DIY defeat The Revival
The Revival scored their first fall pinning Johnny Gargano.
DIY, with several attempts and calls have finally scored the second fall.
DIY, scored the third fall with a double pin count on Dash n Dawson.
DIY, THE NEW NXT CHAMPIONS
You guys, y'all finally killed the curse of Brooklyn.

She's back! Mickie James is happy to be back. She got her eyes on, Asuka. She look like, she's looking at that title more.

MATCH #04/NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Asuka defeat Mickie James
I'm feeling the bogus mind games between one another.
Mickie James looks slow. I know, she haven't wrestled in awhile but that isn't a excuse. Mickie James did manage to turn things around. Mickie James, although she isn't leaving here with the NXT Women's Championship. She is still putting on an incredible fight up against Asuka. This was a good match between Mickie James and Asuka. I just didn't expect Mickie James to tap out in the arm lock and cost her a victory.

MATCH #05/NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Somoa Joe defeat Shinsuke Nakamura 
SOMOA JOE, "KING OF STRONGSTYLE", THE NEW 2X NXT CHAMPION!
There seems to be alot of power taking place during this match. For some reason, it isn't doing Somoa Joe any good. Joe keep wondering, what will it take. Shinsuke Nakamura is not giving up. Which is good, I don't want, Nakamura to give up. Even on a injured knee throughout this match. It wasn't till the beginning of the match, Somoa Joe tried  damages on Nakamura's knee. Somoa Joe showing, No Mercy with the low blow and the landing on the back of Nakamura onto the steelsteps. Somoa Joe getting an opportunity with the muscle buster. What a horrible win. Somoa Joe taking back, what was rightfully his. BOOOOO!!!

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #02 "NXT TAKEOVER LIVE @ MSG NOV. 16th"

On my way to enjoying a night filled with blood, sweat and NAKAMURAA LOVE!!!! NXT join us once again in our beautiful City of New York. Taking place this evening, live at Madison Square Garden. I can not wait. I' am psyched for tonight's event. This happen to be my first NXT live show that I'm attending. I finally get a chance to watch NXT live in New York City with no WWE interference to choose in between.

I left a little bit early from my crib. I know how these shows go down. People like to get there early, to get their seat and take care of their concession stand obligations. I'm good on the concessions stands. I ate, before I left the crib. The only thing interesting that you can probably get me to copp, will probably be a, "Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger T-shirt". Other than that I'm good on the concession stand bullshit.

I can not wait until I get there. I'm looking forward to Saturday nights performance, as well. NXT Takeover: Toronto, this Saturday on the WWE network. I'm looking forward to the nights main events on Saturday. NXT World Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura defends his title against Somoa Joe. Also, I have my eyes set on the NXT Women's Champion, Asuka who defends her title against one of my favorite/baddest knockouts, sports entertainment ever seen. Mickie James making a one night appearance, maybe one night. We'll see if its one night. If, Mickie James go home as the new champion.
"WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?" "ASUKA OR MICKIE" "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?"
"ASUKA OR MICKIE", "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE?", "ASUKA OR MICKIE", "WHICH ONE DO WE CHOOSE", "ASUKA OR MICKIE"

I talk alot of shit on some of these wrestling websites. I hope no one here recognize my face from facebook. I' am not in the mood to get into any scubble.

This is hot, NXT live in Madison Square Garden. Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to take part in the concession stand. Okay I lied, my bad, lol. I just took advantage of the Somoa Joe and Shinsuke Nakamura promo shirts. Considering that's all they had in my size. They didn't have any of the Tye Dillinger T-shirt in my size.

Seriously, we actually had to remove our caps and rise for that. You know the national anthem. How lame? Especially, when come January 20, 2017 our pompass ass president-elect, Donald Trump will be enogerated, smh. These are the things that happen when you come on time.

First up for the  night, Rusty Jabbz sing along with me NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE, NO WAY JOSE,  LMAO. This is going to be a fun night.

MATCH #01
NO WAY JOSE DEFEAT RODERICK STRONG
Alright, NXT starting off with a good start. Nice win, very nice win for No Way Jose. I see, we have a couple of visitors with us here tonight. I see, Shane O'Mac taking a break from his Survival Series training. He's bringing the little ones out this evening to watch some real wrestling. Our other visitors is this, No Way Jose look alike in the front row jamming long side the real, Jose.

Look who are here, NXT's streetwalkers, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay joining us this evening.

MATCH #02
PEYTON ROYCE AND BILLIE KAY DEFEAT LIV MORGAN AND DARIA BERENATO

LMAO, that was some hilarious bashing going on....
"DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" :DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" "DRIFT AWAY" Drift way to the drifter. Tonight's audience was on fire. Totally awesome!

MATCH #03
ONEY LARCEN DEFEAT ELIAS SAMSON THE DRIFTER
The sad part the drifter actually lost the match. Maybe, he should consider the crowd's advice and "DRIFT AWAY!" LOL

MATCH #04
TM61 DEFEAT SANITY
This was a another sick match, pinning NXT's Pretty boys, TM61 up against NXT's Looney Tunes, Sanity. We all know Sanity weren't going to be good sports over their loss. Taking out an attack on TM61. God bless, this man in so many ways. I see, why he's the PERFECT 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10  10 10 10
I can go on for days. 10 10 10 10, 10 LOL.

MATCH #05
TYE DILLINGER DEFEAT ERIC YOUNG

INTERMISSION

This was crazy, right here. It look like Bobby Roode may have found his calling. You would think something like that by the reaction of the audience. I never heard nor seen a response toward Bobby Roode like this. Lol, I don't think the audience at Impact gave Bobby Roode, this much love. The repetitive theme song being song Impromptu by the fans, over and over. "GLORIOUS I WILL BE THERE BE, I WILL BE THERE UNTIL I'M VICTORIOUS..... It was crazy up in there. The way everyone was singing. It sounded like a chorusline, lol.

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER

ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA LOL, she's a another one. I can chant her name non stop. Incredible, unbelievable, unbeatable superstar. I'm looking forward to the  NXT Women's Championship against Mickie James, this Saturday. I wish it took place this evening. I know there's alot of guys who agree with me. Who wouldn't of wanted that match here this evening. I would like to thank, Corey Graves for our, NXT Grand prize for all of us. Tonight everyone is lucky enough. Once again to enjoy the last year's, NXT Women's Championship. Where  Bayley defeated Sasha Banks and became the new, NXT Women's champion. Of course, Asuka defeated Bayley and she's been holding that title for over a year.

MATCH #07
ASUKA DEFEAT NICKY CROSS AND EMBER MOON

Okay it's about that time for the blood, the sweat, the "NAKAMURAAAA!!!!"   You can feel the love inside the building. This brother is awesome and an definite crowd pleaser. He's a waste of time on NXT. Shane let's keep it real. We all know, why your really here. Your looking for that new face to run the place. I don't blame you, Shane I'm getting sick and tired of Aj Styles too, lol. Through the course of the match, you just heard me chanting, "SIGN HIM, SHANE!" "SIGN HIM, SHANE!", "SIGN HIM, SHANE!" "SIGN HIM, SHANE!", "SIGN HIM, SHANE!"
I'm serious, Shane, Shinsuke Nakamura needs to be the man of SmackDown. And, the new face running the place.

MATCH #08/MAIN EVENT
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & DIY DEFEAT SOMOA JOE & THE REVIVAL

Oh man, what an awesome night. I'm dead serious. I had such a fantastic time. So much was taking place. These are the things I love and get out of wrestling live shows and audiences. The intense yelling and shouting for their favorite superstars. What I love the most is thorough bashing at heel superstars. You just do not know what to expect from their mouthes. You just don't know what that feeling does to me. The cruelty of the derogatory language that comes from the audience mouthes. Totally awesome!

I just want to thank NXT and WWE for a wonderful night. Most definitely! Y'all definitely make it happen. I just want to thank Shane O'Mac, Corey Graves, William Regal, Triple H even though he was the only one who stayed backstage, smh. I still thank him. Everyone that came out tonight had a great time.

"NXT TAKEOVER: TORONTO THIS SAT., NOV. 19TH ON THE WWE NETWORK @ 8"

"WWE SURVIVOR SERIES THIS SUN., NOV. 20TH ON THE WWE NETWORK SPECIAL START TIME @ 7"

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2016 Issue #01 "Tulip Fever"

I guarantee you, there will be many people who may or may not be suspicious about tonight's screening of the film "Tulip Fever". I admit I happen to be one of them people. I wasn't sure, what I've be expecting during tonight's broadcast here at AMC Lincoln Center Theater. I would like to say, "I am glad I trusted my own instant and decided to give the film a chance." I wasn't disappointed at all with what I ve seen this evening. However that doesn't mean tonight's film screening premiere of "Tulip Fever" is an blockbuster hit. Don't get me wrong tonight's film is a good movie. It's just that I don't see the movie, "Tulip Fever" in the theaters. This film happen to look more suitable for DVDs. The whole time I sat inside the theater viewing this screening of tonight's film. I couldn't help but imagine that Blockbuster Video period and coming across similar films on the shelves like these.

Starring in tonight's film screening:

01. Christoph Waltz as Cornelis Sandvoort
02. Alicia Vikander as Sophia
03. Holliday Grainger as Maria (Sophia's maid)
04. Dane DeHaan as Jan Van Loos (the artist)
05. Jack O'Connell as Willem (Maria's Lover)
06. Judi Dench as The Abbess of St. Ursula (the nun)
07. Zach Galifianakis as Gerrit (Jan's servant)
08. Matthew Morrison as Mattheus (Jan's friend)
09. Tom Hollander as Dr Sorgh

The film is set in Amsterdam, 1634. The script is being narrated by actress, Holliday Grainger who stars as, Maria. Maria is Sophia's maid and best friend and a young woman who have here eyes set on goals in making a family. During these times woman were treated with lots of insults and disrespect. There weren't too many things a female can do except attend home and nurture children. Bearing a child was a big deal to Maria and it was something she really wanted.

Then, there's Christoph Waltz starring as, Cornelis Sandvoort. Cornelis is the husband of Sophia. The Sandvoort tried to conceive for a child. Having a child was something Cornelis may have possibly wanted more than Sophia. Sophia was unable to proceed with her duties.

This is where, Maria comes in. Maria have gotten pregnant by her lover, Willem  (Jack O'Connell). However, Maria was anything but excited. She was more worried than excited. She couldn't help but to think what Cornelis would do if he found out. She feared for the lost of her job and current residence. That was another thing I found interesting in 1634, maids weren't allowed to have children. Maria couldn't even date her boyfriend. She's seeing the love of her life behind Cornelis Sandvoort's back.

Alicia Vikander starring as, Sophia Sandvoort she may have been married to Cornelis but she wasn't in love with Cornelis. Sophia understood what Maria was going through. She always had Maria's back. Now, this was that part of the film that turned everything around. Sophia wanted to hide Maria's pregnancy from Cornelis. Sophia took advantage, she knew how much Cornelis wanted a baby. Sophia make believe that the pregnancy was hers for Cornelis sake, up until the date  of delivery.

There is so much more to "Tulip Fever"  than what I wrote. I'm just giving you the run down of what to expect when the movie officially come to theaters.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #04 "WWE Hell In A Cell"

OMG, what a day I've had. You want to call something, Hell In A Cell. How about, "Hell In The City", lol.
It all began with the start of the 69 degree weather this afternoon. Earlier, this afternoon I found myself getting mixed up with this warm fall weather wearing excessive amount of clothing that were apparently unnecessary. If that wasn't enough. Later there had to be a sudden rainshower and of course I have no umbrella on me. I shouldn't have been outside, caught in the middle of all of this. I should have just stayed my ass, right at home waiting for tonight's WWE pay per view.

It's 7:40pm, I'm on the bus heading back to my crib. I have 20 minutes to get there and 20 minutes, before the show begins. This have been a, "HELL IN THE CITY FOR ME! I'm looking for tonight's pay per view to put some smiles onto my face. It couldn't get any worse.

Yes, I made it. I'm home! I'm home! I'm home! It's time for some, "HELL IN A CELL! Coming to you, live from Boston. Home of "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks. Looking forward to that match later on.
Right now, let's get ready for our Hell In A Cell Match #01 United States Championship Match between Roman Reigns and Rusev,
WOOOOO HOOOOO ROMAN!!!!!

MATCH #01:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT RUSEV, still United States Champion
                    "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Roman Reigns exploding out from the tied up ropes, planting Rusev with a spear. Sweeeet, super kick from Rusev. I'll give that to him.

I gotta get me a computer. I'm sick and tired of people calling me on my cell phone. Especially, during the pay per view. I almost missed this match. It's my girl, Bayley. I always want to see her that's without a doubt. Bayley taking down Dana Brooke with one bad arm,
WOOO, BAYLEEEYYYY!!!!

MATCH #02:
BAYLEY DEFEAT DANA BROOKE

Coming out now, WWE's favorite superstars: Enzo Amore & Big Cass getting ready for their match against Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson. Enzo Amore have alot to say about Gallows and Anderson.

MATCH #03:
LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON DEF. ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS
Big Cass, one man wrecking crew inside the ring taking down Gallows and Anderson. Enzo Amore got a little fire in him tonight, as well. Looking like a wild chiwawa. Unfortunately, fellows the fun have to stop. Gallows and Anderson making a statement tonight.

We're getting ready for Hell In The Cell Match #02 involving the WWE Universal Championship. These two guys, I'm not very fond of either of them. I'm just going to sit back and watch both of men kill each other.
Seth Rollins have more experience than Kevin Owens when it comes to a cage match. I believe this is Kevin Owens first time. You see, how hesitant Kevin Owens was to enter the cage. Seth Rollins, right now showcasing his vengeance onto Owens. The table have turned now. The ball is in Owens court. I hope it won't be for long. I'm not in the mood for "The Kevin Owens Show", lol. YES!!! Seth Rollins manage to cancel his station, wooooo hooooo yeah yeah yeah.
Oh no, Y2J, Chris Jericho locked himself inside the cell. Jericho going to participate in this match. I know, I said at the beginning I wasn't picking anyone for this match. After what I've been seeing in here. My pick for victory is Seth Rollins. This isn't a fair match. Kevin Owens turned it into a handicap match. Don't give me that crock about no disqualification. Kevin Owens A Wuss! He can't win a match without help.

MATCH #04:
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS, still WWE Universal Champion
                   "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Kevin Owens maintain his championship with the help of his so called buddy, Chris Jericho

This match is a simple story of "the teacher vs the student". You know, Kendrick really got to do something about that hair. Are you a wrestler or rockstar? See, even someone in the audience agrees with me. Someone shouting, "GET A F@#KING HAIR CUT!" LOL, funny but true.
Oh shit, Kendrick he did it. He made it happen. Brian Kendrick, the New Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #05:
BRIAN KENDRICK DEFEAT TJ PERKINS, the New Cruiserweight Champion
                    "WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"

Sheamus, Cesaro, shut the HELL up and head your asses down to that ring.

Here comes, The New Day. Will this be there final night? Will tonight be the last night, we all see The New Day with the tag team championships? Can, Sheamus and Cesaro be the ones to break the 478 day reign of The New Day?
Kofi Kingston on the sideline. He's not wrestling in his hometown that's strange.
Sheamus, you gotta watch them boots. Sheamus nearly cost the match by bro kicking his own partner.
Cesaro have Xavier Woods in a sharpshooter. The referee called for the bell due to the interference outside the ring. That is messed up because Xavier Woods tapped out of the sharpshooter.

MATCH #06:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO BY DISQUALIFICATION
                        "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

Uh shit, its about that time. The moment we've been waiting for all night. It's time for Hell In A Cell Match #03 Women's Championship Match. My girl, Sasha Banks Boston's sexiest mami taking on Charlotte Flair....
That's right, Boston.... WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!, WE WANT SASHA!
Lol, look at my girl stylin and profilin in her entrance on top of an Escalade. You go girl!

Match didn't even start yet, the cage not even down yet. Charlotte from behind attacking Sasha. The match haven't begun. The two just having a brawl along the side of the cage. Sasha took a huge powerbomb through the commentary table. Charlotte mocking Sasha, right now. She can barely stand up. Referees calling for medical attention. The nerve of Charlotte saying, "Bring me my title"
Charlotte almost became the new women's champion. Sasha wasn't having that. It ain't going down like that. You want this title, fight me for it BITCH! Yes, Sasha I'm proud of you. Fuck that bitch up.
Sasha think like your idol. You know who, I'm talking about (Eddie Guerrero).
There you go, girl triple vertical. You know, Eddie looking down with a smile. Sasha hanging in there. Sasha have been beaten but she's holding up. OMG, I can't believe it. History was definitely made here tonight in the first ever, Women's Championship Hell In The Cell Match.
It doesn't matter if Charlotte won tonight's match. Sasha Banks still held her ground. She's still, "THE BOSS!"

MATCH #07:
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT SASHA BANKS , the New 3X Women's Champion
                       "WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"

NEXT, WWE PAY PER VIEW RAW & SMACKDOWN "SURVIVOR SERIES" SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2016


Sunday, October 9, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #03 "SmackDown's No Mercy!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
American Alpha & The Hype Bros defeat The VaudeVillians & The Ascensions
                        "8 Man Tag Team Match"

Wooo, hooo we're having a little change of the game here. Setting off tonight's pay per view with the main event. Everyone getting what they want early. In other words its up to you if you want to continue watching the rest of the pay per view.
I'm not a John Cena fan, would I be thrilled if John Cena tied the Natureboy, Ric Flair as 16X champions. I could care less. The only thing good about John Cena winning tonight's championship and I admit. It will definitely look good on Smack Down and continue in the ratings.
Lol, controversial count out. Both guys, Cena and Ambrose made Styles tap out at the same time. Referee Mike Kioto making the final call and continuing the match.

MAIN EVENT: MATCH #01
AJ STYLES DEFEAT JOHN CENA AND DEAN AMBROSE
                        "WWE World Championship Match"
Aj Styles remain WWE Champion and the Face that runs the Place.

It's time for some divas action tonight. It's unfortunate that Becky Lynch will not defend her title tonight but getting ready to go down, Nikki Bella Vs Carmella. Nikki Bella finally going to let Carmella have it. Show that bitch, "NO MERCY!" Bitch please stop it with your moonwalks. OMG, poor Michael Jackson he's probably rolling over in his grave if he's witnessing this, lol. Carmella tore Nikki's surgically repaired neck up. YES YES YES YES, NIKKI BOUGHT IT HOME INJURED NECK AND ALL.

MATCH #02
NIKKI BELLA DEFEAT CARMELLA

History is about to be made, right here tonight live on SmackDown's No Mercy. First ever, tag team championship match taking place between The Usos and the current tag team champions, Rhyno and Heath Slater. I think, The Usos broke Heath Slater's leg. Here comes Rhyno, GOAR, GOAR, GOAR to save the day.... WOOOOOOO!!!!

MATCH #03
RHYNO & HEATH SLATER DEFEAT THE USOS
                           "Tag Team Championship Match"
Rhyno and Heath Slater remain Tag Team Champions.

This is going to be a good match based off that controversial ending this past Tuesday. Let's see if Baron Corbin can correct it. Corbin letting Tuesday night get to him. Jack Swagger have Corbin in the ankle lock. The same position from last Tuesday. Baron Corbin holding onto the ring apron. The referee calling for a hault. Baron Corbin poked Jack Swagger in the eye, behind the referee's back to score the pin count victory. Baron Corbin getting a cheap victory over Swagger.

MATCH #04
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT JACK SWAGGER

This is probably the next match, everyone been looking forward too. I know, I have. This have been the question over social media for the past couple of days, "WILL THIS BE THE LAST NIGHT OF DOLPH ZIGGLER OR WILL HE WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT AS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION?
Only, Dolph Ziggler knows that answer. All we can do is stand by his side and show our support....
"LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER"
So far its been a disappointment, The Miz have total control of this match. Damage have been done to Dolph's knees from the figure four lock. Right now, Dolph is just keeping this match alive more than himself. So far, he survived exposed turnbuckles and sit up powerbombs. That bitch, Maryse again. Are you serious? Get that ding bat, outta here. Dolph manage to comeback with the zig zag. Yes, Dolph c'mon! Woooo hoooo awesome, Dolph Ziggler taking down The Miz with his super kick and ending his 188 day reign.

MATCH #05: "CAREER VS TITLE "
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE MIZ
                     "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "
Dolph Ziggler just became the 5X Intercontinental Champion and still
employed champion, CONGRATULATIONS, ZIGGLER!!!!

I really wanted to see that match between these two. However, Becky Lynch can't wrestle tonight, she's suffering from an injury. Well not to Alexa Bliss, she thinks Becky Lynch is only at home suffering from a hangnail. I think, this is where I can go to the bathroom now. Alexa Bliss Vs Naomi, Who Cares?

MATCH #06
NAOMI DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
I heard, Alexa Bliss lost this match that's good. Perhaps I should have watched it. I wouldn't mine seeing that loudmouth lose. Now, what does this mean for Naomi? Let's face it, Naomi Vs Becky Lynch is much more appealing than Alexa Bliss Vs Becky Lynch. WWE have to make some changes among the Women's Championship.

This is also something new for tonight. Everyone on social media who is in love with Bray Wyatt can't no longer say, he's not a main eventer. It look like, he got his wish. Let's just hope, he doesn't get tonight's victory too. You dont need the cake and eat it too. This match is an elite match in combat between Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. Both men, staying on top of one another's game.
OH SHIT, LUKE HARPER APPEARING ON NO MERCY!!! Bray Wyatt taking Randy Orton out with the sister Abigail.

MATCH #07
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I guess, who ever out there that loves Bray Wyatt is happy now. For weeks, y'all been so sad over this man's losses. Y'all can go out for the rest of the night and have a celebration.

"NEXT PAY PER VIEW RAW'S HELL IN A CELL, SUN, OCTOBER 30, 2016"

"NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW, SURVIVOR SERIES SUN, NOV. 20, 2016"

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #02 "Gotham Comedy Live"

This haven't been a good day for me. It all started off with a horrible morning. I'm just glad things changed from my email confirmation for tonight's event at Gotham Comedy. It have been a long time since I've attended the venue. I'am very glad one of my favorite comedians by the name of "CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER!", will be tonight's star of the show. I can not wait till I get there.

It's coming back to me. I'm starting to remember this place. I was having trouble a few moments ago. I couldn't recall the exact location. The last time, I attended Gotham Comedy Club, Jerry Seinfeld performed here. I believe it was on W.23rd St. between 7th and 8th avenue. Which it happens to be. I just thought it was further towards 8th avenue.

I did manage to find the club, not only did I forget its location. I did manage to forget the club's concept about invitation on your own. It's not allowed, I have my homies to thank for having other plans. I needed to be teamed up with a group of people. Tonight's show is being taped and will be aired later for www.axs.tv. They can not have someone sitting at a table by there lonesome. They placed me with three other guys to fill up the table.

Right now, the staff is finishing up the room. We're about to begin in a few minutes. I'm glad, I took my leak already. I forgot all about that too. I'm not getting stuck inside this room during a taping, especially knowing that I have to use the bathroom in a emergency. The live taping will go on for about an hour. No one in here, can not move out their seats and their cell phones must either be turned off or placed on silent. I understand, what's about to take place for the evening. I'm going to try and lay low off the brew for the evening.

Okay, New York it's about that time. The shows about to start. Give it up to Cedric The Entertainer and Ryan Reese, hosting tonight's show.

STARRING COMEDIANS:
Noah Gardenswartz
Subhah Agarwal
Dave Temple
Butch Bradley
Former Writer of Fraiser, Larry Bayor

I would like to thank all the comedians who came out here, this evening.  Thank you so much for a wonderful evening. Most importantly, I would like to thank, Cedric The Entertainer for taking his time to make a trip out here to New York. You made it happen tonight in NYC, LOL. Although, this wasn't your typical comedy extravaganza. I can see they make sure all the comedians are extremely talented not just funny, before they're bookings.

Who were my favorite comedians of the night? I don't know if I can even tell who that was. I would have to say, my favorite comedian of the night other than Cedric the Entertainer. I'll pick Subhah, Butch Bradley and Larry Bayor. They were indeed the funniest. I really loved there performance. That is not putting down the other performers. Tonight still was an awesome night and again I thank you for everything.





"STAY TUNE, THIS SUN., OCT. 09TH, WWE SMACKDOWN'S NO MERCY PAY PER VIEW @ 7:30PM ON THE WWE NETWORK!"

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2016 Issue #01 "TNA Impact: Bound For Glory" PPV

I can't believe, I'm doing this. I know this is going to cost me alot of money on my cable bill, next month but it's worth it. I had such a wonderful time this afternoon, down by Bryant Park. I want my happiness to continue with TNA Impact: Bound For Glory....

Kicking off tonight's pay per view, is an X-Division Championship between Dj Z and Trevor Lee

MATCH #01
DJ Z DEFEAT TREVOR LEE
          "X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
Dj Z, retain his championship

MATCH #02: BOUND FOR GOLD
Jesse Godderz, Rockstar Spud, Braxton Sutter, Eli Drake, Robbie E, Baron Dax, Grado, Baruka, Tirus, Mahabali Shera

Eli Drake eliminated Braxton Sutter
Rockstar Spud eliminated Grado
Jesse Godderz eliminated Baruka
Baron Dax eliminated Robbie E
Jesse Godderz eliminated Baron Dax
Tirus eliminated Rockstar Spud
Eli Drake eliminated Mahabali Shera
Eli Drake eliminated Tirus and Jesse Godderz @ the same time.

ELI DRAKE IS BOUND FOR GOLD....

We just heard, Mike Bennett and Maria talking out their ass, as usual. What else is new with the two of them, smh...
Coming up next it's time for some, are you with me Rusty Jabbz.... "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"
LOL, OMG Moose coming down to the ring with former members of the Atlanta Falcons, lmao. Moose, you so crazy.

MATCH #03
MOOSE DEFEAT MIKE BENNETT

I finally get to see, Moose wrestle in a Impact pay per view without Mike Bennett on his back. You know who my money is on. I've been down with brother, Moose since the days of ROH.

There you go, let me hear it again "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"

This next match is suspect. I don't have any idea how Eddie Edwards got into tonight's finals. I understand that Drew Galloway suddenly came down with an injury and the doctors benched him. Still, this doesn't seem right. Drew Galloway just suddenly got himself injured a couple of days, before the night he was looking forward too.

LOL, that's funny. I hear the people in the audience chanting, "PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL!" It look like Universal Studios are having some issues with the lighting.

MATCH #04: IMPACT GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS
EDDIE EDWARDS VS ARON REX

Round #01 goes to Eddie Edwards, what a great way he started this match.
Round #02 goes to Aron Rex, making a tremendous come back.
Round #03 This was an aggressive round among the two superstars. Leading to an expired time. The judges have a split decision.
THE NEW AND FIRST, IMPACT GRAND CHAMPION: ARON REX

WOOO HOOO, "WELCOME BACK!" "WELCOME BACK!" "WELCOME BACK!", CHRISTY HEMME. WHAT? That bitch is here too, lol (Taryn Terrell). OMG, Awesome Kong is here. You serious that bitch could actually speak, lol. She look good to. I see, Awesome Kong knocked off a few pounds, lol. Dixie Carter introducing the "Lady of the Night".....

"THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL! "THANK YOU GAIL" "THANK YOU GAIL" "THANK YOU GAIL!" "THANK YOU GAIL!"

"YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!"

"I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete", "I fade away and classify myself, as obsolete".

Whoa, Abyss!!! Abyss, your lucky this is a no disqualification type of a match. Abyss took down a referee.
Uh shit, WILLOW!!!
Okay, the fight have came back inside the Universal studios.
Oh no, I know what Abyss keep in that little pouch of his.
SMH, Abyss breaking out the barbed wire boards.
Awesome, Matt. Abyss sandwiched between the barbed wire boards.
It's about that time, Rusty Jabbz repeat after me.... DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
Brother Nero, swanton straight off the top of a 25 foot tall ladder onto Crazzy Steve.

MATCH #05: THE GREAT WAR
BROKEN HARDY'S & REBY DEFEAT DECAY & ROSEMARY
          "TNA IMPACT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Your New Impact Tag Team Champions, THE BROKEN HARDY'S

LMAO, Maria turning into Eva Marie. Still faking injuries Maria, huh. Oh really, Maria I thought your hand was still broken a few minutes ago. People with broken wrist don't throw away their wrist band. Seriously, Mike Bennett your that depressed over your loss earlier. So your trying to help your wife score a victory, this evening. "DAM BENNETTS!!"

MATCH #06
GAIL KIM DEFEAT MARIA
            "TNA KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEW, TNA IMPACT HALL OF FAMER & 6X KNOCKOUT CHAMPION, GAIL KIM

Mike Bennett isn't having a very good night. Uh, poor baby! I've been waiting for a night like this. I can't believe that man made himself like this. Mike Bennett, he went too far since his debut in this organization. Speaking of making debuts. Introducing Impacts additional stars to the roster.... Cody Rhodes and Brandi Rhodes. At first, I had my doubts. After, what just took place inside the ring between the couples. We could, welcome the Rhodes..... "REST IN PEACE DUSTY RHODES!"

Bobby Lashley ain't playing. I gotta give that to him. The match didn't even start yet. Jeremy Borash in the middle of an introduction. Out of nowhere, Bobby Lashley with a spear taking EC3 over the ring. Classic maneuver. EC3, already suffering damaged ribs from the other night.
Three German suplexes and one 1%er, that wasn't bad for EC3. Especially someone with damaged ribs.

MATCH #07: MAIN EVENT
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT EC3
              "TNA IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Bobby Lashley retained his championship

I wasn't surprised. It wasn't a big deal. It still was a good match. Regardless of the fact to EC3's loss. I had a good time that's all that matters. Good night, everybody.

 

Monday, September 26, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2016 Issue #03 "WWE Clash of the Titans!"

LOL, I'm behind schedule. I heard last night was an excellent pay per view put on by Monday Night Raw. I couldn't have anything to do with it. I had another engagement that was much more bigger than wrestling. I think my friend, Bobbito celebrating his 50th Birthday is more important than any wrestling event. I can lose one pay per view Sunday without Monday Night Raw or Smack Down Live, pay per views. Anyway today is Monday. I'm going to sit here for the rest of the afternoon and make up for the lost time.

Setting off this pay per view. We have a tag team championship match between The New Day verses Anderson & Gallows.

MATCH #01
THE NEW DAY DEFEATED KARL ANDERSON & LUKE GALLOWS
"WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
The New Day holding onto their 399th day title reign by the help of Xavier and Francesca The Trombone, lol.

MATCH #02
TJ PERKINS DEFEATED BRIAN HENDRICKS
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
Retaining the Cruiserweight Championship

This is the match everyone been waiting for. It's finally here, the last of the best of 7 series between Sheamus and Cesaro. You remember, when this match began. A lot of us, didn't think that Cesaro would make it this far. We have a lot to see during this match. Who will bring it home!!!! Sheamus is willing to put his body through harm, as long as Cesaro doesn't leave here standing.
The match have been stopped, both men injured themselves badly. Cesaro wants to continue, he can fight with one arm. Sheamus is being caried back to the locker room. The match have been declared no contest.

MATCH #03
SHEAMUS VS CESARO
"MATCH #07 IN THE BEST OF SEVEN SERIES"

MATCH #04
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEATED SAMI ZAYN

MATCH #05
CHARLOTTE DEFEATING BAYLEY AND SASHA BANKS
"RAW's WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
Why am I not surprised? WWE love this girl, Charlotte. She is never giving up that title anytime soon.

This is a match, I'm not too thrilled with. I can't believe they would belittle Roman Reigns to U.S. Championship. Let's face it, Roman Reigns ain't getting his Heavy Weight opportunity back. If he does, you know he's not going to obtain that title for a long period of time. They're going to let Roman Reigns settle with this U.S Championship.
Lana have been sent to the backroom. Lana making her attempt to pull out the referee from the ring.
Rusev left out here all alone.

MATCH #06
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT RUSEV
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
I said, I wasn't proud of this match by Roman Reigns. However, I'am proud of the fact that Roman Reigns have dominated Rusev 120 day reign.

MATCH #07
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
"UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Kevin Owens, retained his Universal Championship
I'm not saying, his so call "best friend", Chris Jericho wasn't a factor  during tonight's match, smh....

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW: SMACKDOWN'S "NO MERCY" SUNDAY, OCTOBER 09, 2016 AND
RAW's "HELL IN A CELL" SUNDAY, OCTOBER 30,2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2016 Issue #01 "BACKLASH!!!"

Smack Down taking over tonight.....

KICK OFF SHOW:
This match is gonna be bullshit. I seen Corbin, backstage beggin' Daniel Bryan for a match tonight. My money is on Crews. C'mon Crews we got 15 minutes till lift off. These two making a name for themselves this evening. Those who never heard of either of them. Well you heard of them now.

Baron Corbin defeat Apollo Crews
I'am not surprised by Corbin's victory. He still sucks. I still had my money on Apollo Crews.

BACKLASH

Excuse me, can you please get tonight's pay perview started. We get it! Smack Down tonight is killing time. It's already 8:05, what's with the dam commercials?

MATCH #01
Becky Lynch the New Smack Down Woman's Champion
               "6 Pack Elimination Women's Championship Match"

Ooh, this is what I'm talking about, setting off tonight with the ladies.

Naomi making her first elimination, Alexa Bliss have been eliminated.
Natalya eliminated Naomi by using her sharpshooter. Naomi tapped out. Nikki eliminated Natalya. Carmella eliminated Nikki. It comes down to the final two.... Becky Lynch eliminated Carmella.
SHE DID IT!, SHE DID IT!,  SHE DID IT!, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT
I'm so proud of her, its about time.... CONGRATULATIONS, BECKY!!!

Whats the matter fellows you lost your spirit? What happen to all that cheering y'all use to do? The Usos, joining their cousin Roman Reigns in the boring & dull athletes division. 

MATCH #02
The Usos defeat The Hype Bros
I don't think I'm going to like the Usos now that they're this way. Screw The Usos! I'm staying behind Rhyno and Slater. Hype Bros, I'll show my love n support to these guys, as well.

This is a good match, Dolph Ziggler facing The Miz
Come on, Miz stop talking backstage with Daniel Bryan and get your ass in this ring. Unless, its true you being a coward, lol.
Dolph Ziggler have a lot to prove in tonight's match. This dude need to start winning more matches. I don't want to find out the meaning of HEELZigger, after tonight. This match is bullshit. The Miz is tearing him apart. Ziggler now, letting loose onto The Miz. Wooo, you almost had him. Ziggler fighting back with dirty submission maneuver.
Ziggler don't tapp, don't tapp, yes, yes, yes..... SUPERKICK, WOOO HOOO.
Dam, Miz had his foot on the rope. Get the fuck outta here! What was that? Maryse sprayed something in Ziggler's eyes costing him to lose the match.

MATCH #03
The Miz defeat Dolph Ziggler
                        "Intercontinental Championship Match"
Your still a coward, Miz. Anyone who use his wife for assistance in a wrestling match is a coward.

Bray Wyatt was declared winner by count out due to Randy Orton's injury that Bray Wyatt caused to him in the back hallways, earlier.
They were nice enough to give this asshole, a new opponent, lol ........
Mr Wyatt is about to have a good evening with his new opponent, lol. These two have alot of history between them.

MATCH #04
Kane defeat Bray Wyatt
                         "No Holds Barred, No Disqualification Match"
I knew Bray Wyatt, didn't get rid of him. Here comes the  R K O
Back to finish him off.

The Usos holding it down in the ring, beating the crap out of Heath Slater. They're making sure they are leaving with tonight's tag team titles. Rhyno, finally made an entrance in the ring. Slater tagged himself back in with an adrenaline rush. From behind the Referee's back, Rhyno pops back in with a quick spare to one of the Usos. Allowing, Heath Slater to get the cover.

MATCH #05
Rhyno & Heath Slater defeat The Usos
                            "Finals of the Tag Team Tournament"
Rhyno and Heath Slater, The New Smack Down Tag Team Champions!!!
I wonder what was more important to Heath Slater. Gaining tonight's championships or capturing his bogus contract, lol.

I want to see, this match. Aj Styles Vs Dean Ambrose. Here you got two competitors with two unique styles. I know, Dean Ambrose isn't a real wrestler but he is a real bad ass that will go toe to toe with someone like Aj Styles. Aj Styles on the otherhand I admit he's quicker and he's nothing like your  average wrestlers. Aj Styles trying to leave here as that face that rounds the place. Dean Ambrose need to take Aj Styles on a trip through the Ambrose Asylum. Show 'em where the real lunatics at! That was a beautiful springboard from Styles. Wait a minute, its on now. He's bringing Styles to the asylum, right now. Oh yeah baby!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Aj Styles tarnished the beginning of his WWE legacy. That was a cheap victory and shot below the belt.

MATCH #06
Aj Styles defeat Dean Ambrose
                              "WWE World Championship"
Okay, I guess your happy now.... "Your the face that rounds this place!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IN TWO WEEKS: MONDAY NIGHT RAW'S "CLASH OF CHAMPIONS" PAY PER VIEW SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH

NEXT: SMACK DOWN PAY PER VIEW,  "NO MERCY" SUNDAY, OCT 09TH

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #04 "Brooklyn Cyclones Vs. Auburn Double Days"

I could use another night like last saturday's ROH: Field of Honor. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'am not a baseball fan. In fact I'm not a fan in any kind of sport. If its not wrestling, boxing or UFC I could care less. Seriously, when was the last time I attended a baseball game. Y'all really want to know, Reggie Jackson was playing for the New York Yankees. Some of y'all are probably asking, "Who the FUCK is Reggie Jackson?" That was the same thing I said, 30 years ago. I just needed to escape from my home, this evening. Right now, this is the only thing that is poppin' in my hood. Actually, this isn't my hood. This is Coney Island's MCU Park. I'm going to enjoy it. I'll let everyone know, how I felt about it.

The announcer just said, after tonight's game everyone here tonight are welcome to run around the bases. I would like to puke on the bases. Let's face it, this sport is boring. The only thing that impressed me here tonight were perhaps these, wild cherry icey's.

It's getting kind of late and I have no idea when this game is coming to an end. I'm just going to make my exit, right now. Tonight was rather peculiar, not my typical night. As for tonight's game between the Brooklyn Cyclones and the Auburn Double Days, it was alright.
I did like the entertainment in between breaks of the game. There were several different types of entertainment in the middle of the game. We had singing, racing, T-shirt tossing into the stands. I know it is hard to believe for a baseball game. I enjoyed them things more. To everyone else who came out here and actually enjoyed this game, I'm glad you did. There are more Cyclone games coming up this weekend over Labor day.....


"SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 04TH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, LAST GAME OF THE SEASON... COME OUT EVERYONE AND CLOSE OUT THE SUMMER WITH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, 'BROOKLYN STYLE!!!"

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #03 "ROH: FIELD OF HONOR"

I made it here, live at the MCU Park. It was only last year when I sat in these great seats for great prices. Only with Rings Of Honor, you get good seats. Forgive me a match have started. I would like to apologize if you happen to come across misinformation. I'm not a steady ROH follower like I should be. I don't watch ROH thoroughly like everyone here this evening.

MATCH #01
Tera Hendricks defeat Deana Peruso
One thing I like about ROH fans they're more emotional than WWE audience. Apparently this wasn't a match they were very fond of, lol. When were men ever fond of women accept by the shape of their body and the clothes that they wear.

WHAT!!!, Dude I just stood up for this Star Spangled Banner Theme by someone named Keith Harding I never heard of. Who the fuck I'm standing up for now. I can't keep jumping up and down out of my seat every minute.

MATCH #02
The referee sucks, Dalton Castle had a good 3 count on Kushida.
Kushida defeat Dalton Castle

Here they are asking again for motherfuckers to stand up for some ROH's opening. I don't know what that mean and I don't care to know. I can't do it. I'm not as healthy, as these motherfuckers out here.  I just want to sit back and enjoy tonight's event.

MATCH #03
Bobby Fish defeat  Evil
                          "ROH World T.V. Championship"
I know this is only wrestling. I just love it the way our so call Americans route for the Asians to win the match rather than there own kind... smh This is all I'm hearing, "LET'S GO EVIL!" "LET'S GO EVIL!"
That's great, the crowd is disappointed. Bobby Fish remained T.V. Champion.

You know I never really noticed this before, but I'm glad WWE's audience do not do this whenever there in town. ROH's audience must always give a standing ovation to every wrestler who enters into an arena, (smh) I swear. This is really annoying, getting up out of your seats everytime a wrestler make an entrance.

MATCH #04
Michael "Big Mike" Elgin defeat Donovan Dijak
                          "IWGP Intercontinental Championship"
Winner and still champion, this match was crazy. I love matches like this. When you don't have an idea who to choose for a victory. Just let it play out.

MATCH #05
There is an anonymous tag team group who were never introduced to the ring. Whoever these two anonymous superstars were they did an excellent job defeating two teams. Until, The Cabinet made there entrance. The Cabinet managed to defeat them and no one have a clue who they were.
Yano & Gedo defeated by anonymous tag team group
Will Ferrara & Cheeseburger defeated by anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet defeat the anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet  (Kenny King & Caprice Coleman)
The War Machines defeat The Cabinet
The Briscoes defeat The War Machines
The Addiction defeat The Briscoes
The Addiction are the New Tag Team Champions
                   "World Tag Team Championship Guantlet Match"

I see, Kenny King and his partner changed their names from ANX  (All Night Express) to The Cabinet. They have a presidential gimmick to their characters.

The War Machines look like a dirty version of The Wyatt Family and that's saying alot considering the fact that The Wyatt's are dirtier.

BROOKLYN, THROW YA HANDZ UP!!!! As the next team begin to enter, "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" Give it up to The Briscoes.

Here come my favorite wrestlers I love to hate, just as much as Seth Rollins... The Addiction  (Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian), omg.

Young Bucks came out towards the end of the Guantlet Match. They got themselves involved interfering with the match. The Addiction managed to seize the opportunity and capture their victory along with the gold.

Right now, we're getting ready for intermission. We could use one of those, after this last match. I didn't know when they were going to stop sending out tag teams during that gauntlet match. I could use something to eat right about now.

MATCH #06
It look like the Bullet Club still exist. Vince McMahon didn't take the best of the Bullet Club.
Bullet Club defeat Young Bucks and Motor City Machine Guns
Seriously that was a no brainer.
                                     "8 Man Showdown"

MATCH #07
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Katsuyori Shibata
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

MATCH #08/ Main Event
Adam Cole defeat Jay Lethal, Tetsuya Naito & Hiroshi Tanahashi
               "ROH World Championship/ Four Corner Survival"
ROH's current World champion at this time, Adam Cole.
That's strange, the crowd treating Adam Cole like he's Michael Cole, lol...
It's been like 20 minutes since this match begun. This is kind of early to be ending a wrestling event. I hope this match last for at least an hour.
Lmao, I believe I only heard 1 person shout out Jay Lethal's name. It's a girl somewhere in the audience. Adam Cole and Tanahashi have been getting the most responses from the audience. So you know who's popular and who isn't anymore. Sorry, Jay you should have stayed a face maybe you'll still have fan support.
Adam Cole, remain ROH World Championship.

I just want to say, goodnight but before I do that. I must thank, ROH & MCU Park for keeping my name on the list from last year. I really appreciate, you letting me know about tonight's event. Thank you so much I had a great time. This makes up for Summerslam!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Rings of Honor, return to New York for Final Battle Friday, Dec. 02nd. Tickets available at ROH.com at the Hammerstein Ballroom

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #02 "Summerslam!"


Omg, I can't believe this. As soon as I leave the arena a match begins. Sheamus verses Cesaro, best of 7 series. I stood on line throughout the whole match. I'm not quite sure who won the match. I think it was Sheamus who scored the victory. It's all good, it's only the kick off show.

I was able to make it back to my seat with my meal in hand.
This was a bad time to go get myself something to eat. The pay per view getting ready to begin. The first match of the event is about to set off. Opening up, tonight's Summerslam and getting the Brooklyn's audience aroused are Enzo Amore and Big Cass. Schedule to face Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens.

MATCH #01
Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens defeat Enzo Amore & Big Cass
This was a good match. That isn't something I normally say whenever Enzo & Cass are involved in a match. Despite that, I'm unlikely to route for the opposing team.

I'm looking forward in seeing, Sasha Banks in BROOKLYN.... I want her theme song to light up my boro. Of course the bitch gotta come out first....

"WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!"

MATCH #02
Charlotte defeat Sasha Banks
                        "WWE Women's Championship"
This match is awesome. Sasha making my dick hard. She's on fire tonight, tearing apart that derelict bitch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can't believe this shit two disappointments already. Summerslam isn't looking up. I think I should boo, Summerslam instead of Charlotte.

Here's a match that I have no interest in. How much you want to make a bet this will have a better result than the last two.

MATCH #03
The Miz defeat Apollo Crews
                    "Intercontinental Championship"
It look like I was wrong. I didn't think WWE cared about The Miz that much. They're actually going to let him keep his title a little longer. It's been an hour not 1 face won a match.

We're finally getting to the good matches but I'm not going to get my hopes up. It already been a disappointment. Going down right now is Mr "THEY DON'T WANT NONE" VS Mr "JOHN CENA SUCKS". This is going to be an awesome match. Normally I would want Aj Styles to win this one but because there were several heel domination throughout the course of the show. For this one, I'll route for Cena.

This match can go on forever between these two. I feel bad now that I'm routing for Cena. I'm sitting in the Aj Styles section. I can feel the intensity coming from Brooklyn. It is nice to know this small town, Gainsville boy getting alot of love from BROOKLYN.

MATCH #04
Aj Styles defeat John Cena
Why am I not surprised. Soon as I switch sides, Aj Styles still wins. I routed for Cena for nothing.... "CENA YOU DO SUCK!"

What would WWE be without entertainment? Tonight filling in for Big E of the New Day, its Jon Stewart. I would like to thank, Jon Stewart for doing all the talking for The New Day. For once I didn't have to put up with their Tom foolery. Not like, Jon Stewart's Tom foolery is any better.

MATCH #05
The New Day defeat Gallows and Anderson
                       "Tag Team Championship"
BIG E IS BACK!!!! I had a feeling he'll bring it to Brooklyn.

SMACK DOWN LIVE, COMING OUT HERE... Shane O'Mac & Daniel Bryan introducing Smack Down's main event of tonight Dolph Ziggler Vs Dean Ambrose for the World Championship

"LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"  "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"

MATCH #06
Dean Ambrose defeat Dolph Ziggler
                             "World Championship"

I knew that whole suspension was bullshit, Eva Marie was scheduled to participate in this six divas competition. But, where is Eva Marie, faking another story in her hotel something about jetlag. I'm glad that bitch isn't going to be here. Brooklyn don't want her kind around here. We got a much worthy replacement. It look like she's on the wrong side though.

It look like Nikki Bella making her impact throughout this match. Something tells me her team is going to win.

MATCH #07
Natalya, Alexa Bliss & Nikki Bella defeat Naomi, Carmella & Becky Lynch
Nikki Bella putting the pin on Carmella.

Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley coming out to the ring revealing the WWE Universal Championship.

Oh, God my favorite asshole coming down to the ring, Seth "BitchAss" Rollins....
This the muhfucka I'm talking about right here, coming right now "THE DEMON KING!" Finn Balor

"LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS !" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"  "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"

Finn Balooorrrrr, wooooo hooooo you captured the gold.
"YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT! "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!"

MATCH #08
Finn Balor defeat Seth Rollins
The New WWE Universal Champion

MATCH #09
Rusev Verses Roman Reigns
                             "U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP"
I have no idea what just happened. The match seem to have been disqualified. Roman Reigns being sent to the back by the officials. Rusev is unable to compete tonight now. I think, Roman Reigns struck Rusev across his back with a steel chair.

I'm getting sick of Summerslam. I'm about to take a trip into Viperville and Suplex City. I want to see another match that I had my heart set on.
OMG, them fucking pyrotechnics drive me crazy.

I'm starting to believe that Randy Orton does hear voices. I think it was the voices that talked him into this match not one time have Randy Orton layed a finger on Broc Lesnar.
Okay, it took long enough he's finally letting the big guy have it. That was neat laying an RKO on Lesnar over the announcement table.
That RKO wasn't powerful enough to keep Lesnar down.
Broc Lesnar managing to do some serious damage to the face of Randy Orton. Leaving him all busted open and bleeding.

MATCH #10
Broc Lesnar defeat Randy Orton by TKO
Shane O'Mac came out to check on Randy's condition.
SUPLEX CITY ON SHANE O'MAC by Broc Lesnar

"THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!"

WWE HOLIDAY TOUR:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, DECEMBER 26th @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
WWE, RETURNS TO THE BARCLAY'S CENTER  WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28TH

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #01 "NXT BROOKLYN TAKEOVER!"

LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA!

LOL, I can't believe I almost forgot about tonight. If it wasn't for the email from the WWE reminding me to check my WWE App I would have forgotten. Thank God, I happen to remember at a very good time. The match taking place by my favorite girl, Bayley going up against NXT Women's Champion Asaka. My money all over you, Bayley.
"BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" 

Asaka defeat Bayley
                     "NXT Women's Championship"
So, what Asaka remains the NXT women's champion.
Your still my #01 girl. You put on a hell of a fight and brought it to Asaka.
"THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!"

Lol, oh man now I really can't believe this. We're already at the main event. Too bad, it's late and besides NXT isn't that serious where you want to start all over again. I'am sorry that I screwed up the time. Trust me that will not happen tomorrow night during Summerslam.

This is the match everyone been waiting for, Somoa Joe verses Shinsuke Nakamura. I'm not routing for anyone. I'm going to let this match play out. I guarantee there's going to be plenty of fun and action.
It look like Nakamura taking alot out of Somoa Joe for such a puny man. It look like that puny man accomplished what he said, he was going to do.... Shinsuke Nakamura the New NXT Champion!!!!

Shinsuke Nakamura defeat Somoa Joe
                           "NXT Championship"

That was a good match, well both of them. They always say, two is better than none, lol. Seriously though I need to make a note of this. The next time NXT's in town I want to see it live. Speaking of live, do not forget tomorrow night.....

SUMMERSLAM, TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, MONDAY @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2016 Issue #03 "Celebrate Brooklyn!"

"IT'S 2016 & I'M STILL LISTENING TO 90'S MUSIC!" The saying I'm forever living off of these days. Earlier, this afternoon I was in the midst of celebrating the legacy of A Tribe Called Quest and the Leaders of the New School. It's the anniversaries for both groups, Tribe's 25th anniversary of "Beats Rhymes and Life" album and Leaders of the New School 20th anniversary of  "A Future without a past" album. I enjoyed every moment of it.

Getting ready for some more 90's hip hop legends taking place over at the Prospect Park Bandshell. Going down tonight its the Bronx underdogs, Camplo and the Brooklyn underdogs, Digable Planets. I'm going to feel like I'm 14 all over again.

Lol, this is what you call a true hip hop fan. It's raining out here, right now. Started about 3pm and been raining ever since. Will that stop me and hold me back from having a good time. I think not, especially when it's dealing with the music I love. I showed up in time. I guess for once I can thank, Mother Nature for today's weather, lol. I manage to show up with no line. Ah, man I keep feeling good already. I can not wait until it begins.

The show started off with Bronx finest, Camplo. Awesome performance taking place among them. Setting things off with a sound check. I don't think I ever seen, Camplo in a live stage performance. Until, this evening.

Next on the scene, Brooklyn's favorite trendsetter known as, Digable Planets. This was something I couldn't wait for. Particularly my favorite record, "Cool like that!" Closing out the night with their #01 debut hit single. I had such a fantastic evening under my youth again.

I want you to enjoy what I've enjoyed. Visit, www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz for tonight's Celebrate Brooklyn screenings.

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