Fastlane Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Sam Roberts, Christian and David Otunga
Fastlane Kick Off Show:
Kick Off Show Match #01
BIG E & XAVIER WOODS DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RUSEV
FASTLANE PAY PER VIEW
MATCH #01 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE MIZ AND SHANE MCMAHON
Oh, whoa I did not expect that coming. What is Shane doing? Why is Shane attacking The Miz. The Miz should be attacking Shane? OMG, I can't believe I said that but its true. What?, now Shane is going after The Miz's father? What have he gotten himself into? Let's face it. I knew, Shane and The Miz weren't regaining their championships. But, the one thing I did expect was a heel turn. I would of preferred if it was The Miz doing the turning. What is there to be said about Smackdown Live in the next four weeks until Wrestlemania weekend.
WALK WITH ELIAS MOMENT... Elias singing a song in reference to Cleveland, The Miz and his father being attacked by Shane McMahon.
MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT MANDY ROSE
I didn't actually see this match but I think I know who won. I took a dinner break. When I returned the match was over. That only means, Asuka did what she had to do in 05 minutes, lol.
Kofi Kingston screwed again by Vince McMahon.
Vince McMahon promised Kofi Kingston a championship match tonight with triple threat status. Kofi Kingston waiting in the ring for his challengers until he was alerted that the match have been changed to a handicap match. Of course, who of all people accepts a degrading match like that. You guessed it, 🖕"THE BAR!"🖕
MATCH #03 "HANDICAP MATCH"
THE BAR DEFEAT KOFI KINGSTON
Big E and Xavier Woods have seen enough of this handicap, they're looking to assist Kofi Kingston. Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura seeking revenge from earlier's loss on the kick show. Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura looking to make up for that.
WALK WITH ELIAS MOMENT... Elias singing a song in reference to Kofi Kingston's loss.
MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE REVIVAL DEFEAT ALEISTER BLACK & RICOCHET & BOBBY ROODE & CHAD GABLE
"TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
MATCH #05 "U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP"
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT R-TRUTH, ANDRADE & REY MYSTERIO
"FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH"
MATCH #06
SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: BETH PHOENIX
BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NIA JAX & TAMINA
"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
Nia Jax and Tamina attacking Bayley and Sasha Banks, after the match was over. Beth Phoenix decided to get herself involved. Natalya coming out alongtime friend coming to the assist of Beth Phoenix. I don't know, Beth. I love the, face off between Tamina and Beth Phoenix. I see, those two have some history between one another but seriously Beth how long have its been since you've been out of action. I'm not saying I haven't enjoyed Beth Phoenix return to WWE replacing Renee Young on the Kick Show panel. Speaking of the Kick Show Panel, I guess this explains why Beth Phoenix didn't participate earlier this evening. Beth Phoenix looking to return back to the WWE. What happened to that stay at home mom, you were claiming?
MATCH #07 "SDL WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS AND MUSTAFA ALI
"TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
MATCH #08
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE BY DISQUALIFICATION
Becky Lynch coming out to the ring hopping on crutches. Nothing but smiles on Charlotte Flair's face. She's looking at this, as an easy take down.
Ronda Rousey coming out during the match and attacking Becky Lynch. The referee having no choice but to stop this match and grant Becky Lynch a victory by disqualification. So that means, Becky Lynch get to go Wrestlemania 35. Ronda Rousey didn't care how Becky Lynch obtained her victory, as long as she gets Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania 35 at the MetLife Stadium.
WALK WITH ELIAS MOMENT... Elias closing it out for the night but before he goes, ending his encore with a song about Becky Lynch's lame Wrestlemania 35 accomplishment.
Elias being distracted by Lacey Evans. Elias should have kept his eyes inside the ring. You never know what can happen when your eyes aren't paying attention. For instance like The Predator, Randy Orton. Elias being planted flat on the canvas by an RKO. If there was anytime
I' am proud of Randy Orton. I say, it was tonight. Of course, Randy Orton didn't get much of a chance at celebrating until the phenomenal one, Aj Styles off the corner ring post taking out Randy Orton.
MATCH #09 "06 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE SHIELD DEFEAT BARON CORBIN, BOBBY LASHLEY AND DREW MCINTYRE
Okay, The Shield they made up and they had their last final match I hope. As much, as I like The Shield it is time to close this door and keep it locked. The Shield is old news.
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