KICK OFF SHOW:
It's about time, we're getting ready to start. I'm getting tired of all this Smack table talk . Bring in the Cruiserweights now.
K.O. SHOW MATCH #01
01. NOAH DAR, RICH SWANN & TJ PERKINS DEFEAT DEFEAT ARIYIRI DAIVARI, DREW GULAK & TONY NESE
"6 Man Cruiserweight Match"
I love it, Perkins totally awesome, screw the referee.
"WWE 205 LIVE PREMIERES, TUES., NOVEMBER 29TH!"
Our next match thats about to go down, "IS THE BATTLE OF THE BIG MEN!" Luke Harper and Kane. Kane, finally looking for some retribution. Two big monsters inside the ring. It gives you a preview of what's coming later between Goldberg and Broc Lesnar.
Luke Harper surprises me with his athleticism. Unfortunately, he still can't dominate Kane. Kane merges victorious with the choke slam.
K.O. SHOW MATCH #02
02. KANE DEFEAT LUKE HARPER
Oh that's right, kicking it off with my girl Bayley, Wooooo. Bayley, I want a hug, xoxoxo. The Raw women team are going to come out first.
It look like Nikki Bella won't be joining the SmackDown team. She's been taken out of action. The doctor won't clear her for tonight. Natalya asking to be her replacement. Daniel Bryan grants her, okay. Why is it that someone always hit, Nikki Bella in the back of the head.
LOL, Nia Jax dismantling SmackDown women's yelling, "Done, get me another one!"
TEAM RAW WOMEN DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN WOMEN
Carmella eliminated by Alicia Foxx
Alicia Foxx eliminated by Alexa Bliss
Naomi eliminated by Nia Jax. Nia Jax launched Naomi head first into the floor. Naomi wasn't able to make the 10 count.
Sasha Banks eliminated by Natalya
Natalya eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch and Alexa Bliss are the last two left from Team SmackDown. The two rivals in the ring still cannot get along.
Nia Jax eliminated by Becky Lynch. Nia Jax didn't leave so easy not without letting Becky pay for it.
Alexa Bliss eliminated by Charlotte
Becky Lynch is the only one left now for Team SmackDown. She's up against Raw's team Charlotte and Bayley.
Becky Lynch eliminated by Bayley
Charlotte and Bayley still standing. Well, at least Bayley was still standing. Charlotte letting her know, who's the boss and now I don't need you anymore. It's back to business.
Of course, Maryse isn't going to be band from ringside during this match. I know, I like SmackDown more than Raw but for this match I'll stand by Raw on the strength of Sami Zayn. I know, it would suck if SmackDown lose a title tonight but I'm not going to back that dooch bag, The Miz.
THE MIZ DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Maryse rang the bell to confuse Sami Zayn. Zayn thought it was a victory and began celebrating. The Miz took advantage with a pin, holding Zayn down by the crutch for support.
I guess, I shouldn't be too mad at The Miz. At least the title is coming back to SmackDown and where it belongs.
OMG, are they going to talk before the match. I swear, Enzo & Cass.... "I'll be part of your couple of haters!" I don't know, who's worst Enzo and Cass or The New Day, smh!! I can't stand Raw's bogus entertainers.
TEAM RAW TAG TEAM DEFEAT TEAM SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM
Fandango eliminated by Kofi Kingston
The New Day eliminated by The Usos, so early in the match. The Usos showing The New Day who's boss. Eliminated the Team Captains at the beginning of the match.
The Hype Bros eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Shining Stars eliminated by American Alpha
American Alpha eliminated by Gallows and Anderson
Gallows and Anderson eliminated by Heath Slater & Rhyno
Heath Slater & Rhyno eliminated by Enzo & Cass
Enzo & Cass eliminated by The Usos
The final two teams remaining, The Usos, Sheamus & Cesaro.
The Usos eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA
If everything goes well in this match that title and division will be debuting here on Tuesday night.
I see, the mind games have started with Brian Kendrick.
Kalisto with the first move.
A spanish fly off the ring apron, both men are down. That's what's up!!!! Kalisto keep hesitating too much it's costing him the match.
Kendrick with the Captain hook locked in on Kalisto. Kalisto manage to escape, making it to the bottom of the rope.
I notice, Kalisto keep holding onto his side.
What kind of pants are Kendrick wearing? Are those some type of rainbow camouflage tights, lol. They look fruity, lol.
BRIAN KENDRICK Vs KALISTO
Oh no, what the fuck is he doing.... He just ruined it for us. Baron Corbin attacking, both Brian Kendrick and Kalisto. Referee called for the bell, match have been disqualified. Brian Kendrick remain the Cruiserweight Champion. I know, Kendrick probably don't care at this point, as long as his title and division stay on Raw. I wouldn't be surprised if Brian Kendrick sends Baron Corbin a thank you text for that attack.
TEAM SMACK DOWN DEFEAT TEAM RAW
Now it's about time, Team Raw Vs Team SmackDown. This is what I've been waiting for, LOL. Come on now, it's time to get it started.
Aj Styles and Kevin Owens going to start off the match. A little fantasy match feeling. "Champion Vs Champion", I could dig it.
It's been about 15 minutes so far and no one have been eliminated yet. It look like Aj Styles and Dean Ambrose doing well. Oops, I spoke to soon. I knew, they're partnership couldn't last.
Dean Ambrose getting the crap kicked out of him by Braun Strowman and Aj Styles is doing nothing but standing there and watching.
Dean Ambrose eliminated by Braun Strowman. Thanks alot, Aj.
This is what everyone wanted to see, the face to face between Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman.
Randy Orton, RKO Strowman on the announce table. Shane flying off the ring post, threw the table with an elbow onto Strowman. Shane, put his self on line to destroy, Braun Strowman. Strowman still had a little bit of life left in him to try and make it, before the 10 count. James Ellesworth preventing that from happening by holding onto Strowman's leg. Braun Strowman wasn't happy, neither was James Ellesworth once he got his hands on him.
Shane, still looking badly damaged in the ring. He haven't gotten up to his feet since being tossed back in the ring. He does look like, he has a little bit of life left inside of him.
Kevin Owens got disqualified by using the list. He destroyed, Chris Jericho's list. Jericho, he deserve to have people chant, "STUPID IDIOT!" He is one. I can't believe, Jericho worrying about his stupid list than the match because of that Randy Orton was able to land an RKO onto him.
Chris Jericho eliminated by Randy Orton. I feel good, Smack Down on top, right now.
Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins looking to do some redecorating around the ringside. Dean Ambrose, came back to ringside after he been eliminated. Ambrose seeking some vengeance and punishment for Aj Styles ego and stupidity. That triggered a magical, Shield Reunion. Remember, it was 4 yrs ago on this same exact pay per view, where The Shield was born. Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins assisting in the assaults on Aj Styles and the dashing threw the announce table.
Aj Styles eliminated by The Shield
The match is coming to the ending. We are now down to, two on two Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins verses Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. The party is about to get more interesting, we have a crasher named Luke Harper joining the fun.
Seth Rollins eliminated by Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns eliminated by Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton took a bullet for Bray Wyatt. Never have I been this proud of The Wyatt Family, before CONGRATULATIONS!!!
BILL GOLDBERG DEFEAT BROC LESNAR
WHAT A QUICK WIN? I don't have any pity for Broc Lesnar but this match sucked. This is bullshit, you know this match was rigged. I'am happy, Goldberg won tonight. Broc Lesnar hardly did anything. Two spears and one jack hammer by Goldberg and the match is over. You can't be serious. I can't be serious. I can't believe I'm actually defending Broc Lesnar but let's face it this match wasn't what we all expected. I was expecting a whole lot more and I believe the whole world was too. This isn't nothing. The real, big winner here is still Broc Lesnar. I wonder, how much Vince McMahon paid Broc Lesnar for tonight's dive.
NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN : TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS, DEC. 04, 2016
RAW: ROADBLOCK, DEC. 18, 2016