Sunday, November 19, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Survivor Series Pay Per View"

KICK OFF SHOW; HOSTED BY Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Peter Rosenberg and Shawn Michaels

Lol, this is a first for Enzo Amore not wasting anytime this evening. Seriously, no talking and horsing around tonight. Enzo Amore have his mind set on Kalisto and remaining Cruiserweight Champion. Enzo Amore dominating over Kalisto the majority of the match.

MATCH #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO

I did not acknowledge this match. I was on a dinner break preparing my food. The last person I want to see tonight is Kevin Owens. Smh, I feel sorry for Kevin Owens. I don't know what he's doing anymore his career is downhill. Maybe he should consider returning to Monday Night Raw or Ring's of Honor. Kevin Owens ruining his life on Smack Down. I can't believe I'm having compassion for a man who's lower than slime, smh.

MATCH #02
KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT BREEZANGO

Survivor Series Pay Per View, coming to you live from the Toyota Center, Houston, Texas

MATCH #01
THE SHIELD DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This is a dog e dog match. I'm seeing a different side of Xavier Woods. The New Day bringing out their "A" game. 30 minutes into the match, no one have been pinned yet. The first match goes to the Hounds of Justice, The Shield taking out Kofi Kingston with a triple large from off the corner turn post.

MATCH #02 "05 ON 05 WOMEN'S ELIMINATION MATCH"
ALICIA FOX, BAYLEY, SASHA BANKS, NIA JAX AND ASUKA DEFEAT
BECKY LYNCH, CARMELLA, NATALYA, TAMINA AND NAOMI

We start it off with the captains, Team Raw's Alicia Fox going up against Team SmackDown's Becky Lynch. 01st elimination so early in the match by Bayley, Team SmackDown lost their captain. Becky Lynch was eliminated. Awesome look for Raw. 02nd elimination by Tamina, Bayley have been eliminated. The dominant forces on the woman roster, Nia Jax and Tamina going one on one. Nia Jax have been eliminated, she was counted out. 03rd elimination, Nia Jax never made it back in time to the ring. 04th elimination by Naomi, Alicia Fox have been eliminated. 05th elimination by Sasha Banks, Naomi have been eliminated. 06th elimination by Asuka, Carmella have been eliminated. 07th elimination by Natalya, Sasha Banks have been eliminated. It is now 02 on 01, Natalya and Tamina verses Asuka. Asuka is all alone. Now, you're about to see the real 523 Day Champion that she is! 08th elimination by Asuka, Tamina have been eliminated. 09th elimination by Asuka, Natalya have been eliminated. ASUKA, BRINGING IT HOME FOR RAW....  NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKAAAAAA!!!!!

The score is now  Raw 02, SmackDown 00

This is one of the matches I've been waiting for. The two biggest assholes in the WWE having a match. I hope they kill one another, both competitors suck.

MATCH #03 "U.S. CHAMPION VS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT THE MIZ
I can't believe it, SmackDown is finally on the board, lol. I guess, I owe that to Baron Corbin for getting us our first win of the night, smh.

Raw 02, SmackDown 01

MATCH #04 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS VS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE BAR
C'mon Smack Down must get one. We already let you get The Shield over on us, earlier. Give us an Usos victory over The Bar.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SMACKDOWN, USOSSSSS WOOOOOOOO YES YES YES YES YES YES
If there were any a time I was proud of The Usos, I would say its tonight. USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS

SmackDown is now tied with Raw on the board. We have 03 more matches left to go.
Raw 02, SmackDown 02

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN CHAMPION VS SDL WOMEN CHAMPION"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
This is a match of Queen vs Goddess. I can't really call it with this match. Charlotte is still in her prime. Charlotte have some years left on her. As for, Alexa Bliss I see her as Charlotte Flair #02 that's all she ever was to me.
YES YES YES YES YES YES SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR SMACKDOWN! WOOOOOOO, CHARLOTTE FUCKIN' A

SmackDown is on a roll, they take the lead. "BLUE TEAM LOOKING GOOD!"
Raw 02, SmackDown 03

Is this a Rocky movie? Can the ultimate underdog defeat Broc Lesnar?

Everyone showing love and support to Aj Styles except Jinder Mahal. Jinder Mahal hoping Broc Lesnar crushes Aj Styles. Lol, all Mahal have on his mind is regaining his championship. Jinder Mahal could careless about his brand.

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPION VS WWE WORLD CHAMPION"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This is a match of strength and speed between Aj Styles and Broc Lesnar. A battle of David and Goliath. OMG, Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Broc Lesnar. Lol, Aj Styles tearing up Broc Lesnar's ankle. Broc Lesnar thriving in pain. Broc Lesnar delivering his final suplex city to score the victory.

Raw is back tied with SmackDown.
Raw 03, SmackDown 03

I have mixed feelings with Team Raw not just the fact that there all heels. If you notice each member minus Finn Balor have heavy egos. Monday Night Raw live off of their braun not brains. Brains are something that Team Raw lack. I admit, Team Smack Down maybe weak in egos and strength. To me they're the better team.

MATCH #07 "05 ON 05 MEN'S ELIMINATION MATCH"
KURT ANGLE, FINN BALOR, SOMOA JOE, BRAUN STROWMAN AND TRIPLE H DEFEAT
SHANE MCMAHON, RANDY ORTON, BOBBY ROODE, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND JOHN CENA
Shane that wasn't very smart attacking Braun Strowman like that. The bell haven't even rung yet. Randy Orton and Somoa Joe are going to set off the match. This is there first time being in a match against one another. Finn Balor tagged himself in. Shinsuke Nakamura begging Randy Orton to tag him in. We talking, history baby. Tag 'em in Orton. Triple H want a piece of Shinsuke Nakamura. Bobby Roode tagged himself in. He wants a piece of Triple H. Bobby Roode escaped from the pedigree and delivered a spinebuster to Triple H. Kurt Angle tagged himself in. Angle going after Roode. Nakamura tagged himself in. Nakamura taking on Team Raw. Braun Strowman tagged himself in. 01st elimination by Braun Strowman, Shinsuke Nakamura eliminated. 02nd elimination by Braun Strowman, Bobby Roode eliminated. Team Raw look like there falling apart. I see, controversy in the ring between Kurt Angle and Triple H. John Cena, Randy Orton, Shane McMahon, Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura lifting up Braun Strowman and putting him through an announce table. I don't think that was the right thing to do. Considering the fact that Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura are  eliminated from the match. They are suppose to return themselves back to the locker room. 03rd elimination by John Cena, Somoa Joe have been eliminated. 04th elimination by Kurt Angle with an assist from Finn Balor, John Cena have been eliminated. 05th elimination by Randy Orton, Finn Balor have been eliminated. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens coming out attacking Shane McMahon. Braun Strowman is back up and standing again. 06th elimination by Braun Strowman, Randy Orton have been eliminated. Shane is all alone. Left on the Raw team, Kurt Angle, Triple H and Braun Strowman. Triple H playing mind games in the ring. Triple H pedigrees Kurt Angle. Triple H drags Shane's body and places it over Kurt Angle. Braun Strowman looking confused and betrayed. For a moment, I thought Triple H have turned on Team Raw. I knew, something had to be up. Remember, he's THE GAME! The original, architect. Triple H turning on Shane McMahon and pedigrees him. Triple H being greedy and steeling this victory for himself. That did not sit well with Braun Strowman. Triple H paid for it. Braun Strowman let him have it ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Raw 04, SmackDown 03

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17th "CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS

NEXT YEAR, WWE SURVIVOR SERIES GOING HOLLYWOOD @ THE STAPLES CENTER, LOS ANGLES, CALIFORNIA NOVEMBER, 2018

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #02 "NXT Takeover: Houston WAR GAMES!!"

NXT Takeover: Houston Kick Off Show....
Hosted by: Charly Caruso, Sam Roberts and Booker T

Hosting NXT Takeover: Houston tonight, Niguel McGuinness, Mauro Ranallo and Percy Watson.

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Kassius Ohno finally getting his opportunity to tear Lars Sullivan, a new one, lol... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Oh Yes....
MATCH #01
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT KASSIUS OHNO
I still have my faith in Ohno, I don't believe he bitten off more than he can chew. Sullivan standing his ground. Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Sullivan finally down. I told ya, I didn't give up on Kassius Ohno. Lars Sullivan with his unique brute strength taking down Kassius Ohno, OHNO is right. What an upset kicking off, NXT Takeover Houston.

Oooh, Velveteen Dream, baby you asked for it. Coming up next.

MATCH #02
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT VELVETEEN DREAM
Will, Aleister Black say The Velveteen Dream's name or will he be left in the dark?
Velveteen Dream with the creepy mind games. Lovely, fashionable tights being worn here tonight by The Velveteen Dream.
This match have been hard hitting back and forth, forth and back wrestling, non stop shots and blows. The Velveteen Dream one of the most flamboyant and fashion trending wrestlers on the NXT roster just put up a hell of a fight against NXT's undefeated Aleister Black. All of this, is because he just want Aleister Black to say his name. Well, The Velveteen Dream have gotten his wish, after their intense brawl. I hope The Velveteen Dream is happy now.

This next match, tonight NXT will be crowning the winner of the NXT Women's Championship but not just crowning the winner. Its also, crowning the replacement of the 523 day reigning champion, Asuka. Joining us at ringside this evening we have former, NXT Women's Champion Asuka.

My money is on Ember Moon. If any female superstar in NXT deserve to become the new NXT Women's Champion it's Ember Moon. Ember Moon have been fighting and struggling to get to this point. She lost to Asuka in NXT Takeover Chicago. She missed NXT Takeover Orlando due to a shoulder injury. She lost again to Asuka at NXT Takeover Brooklyn. So, ask me again, why I feel that Ember Moon should walk out of NXT Takeover Houston as the new women's champion.

MATCH #03 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
EMBER MOON DEFEAT NIKKI CROSS, KAIRI SANE & PEYTON ROYCE
Ember Moon pinned Nikki Cross to become the new, NXT Women's Champion. My hopes and predictions finally came true. I'm glad, I stuck with my faith I never gave up on the moon. CONGRATULATIONS TO EMBER MOON!

We're getting prepared for the World Championship match. We all know the history of Drew McIntyre. What I would like to know, does anyone know the history of Andrade "Cien" Almas or do they even care. Andrade "Cien" Almas, the hard fighting Mexican stylish loudmouth. Who have been impressive in NXT. Apparently it wasn't good enough until Zelina Vega took over his life and management. Things seems to have gotten even better under the management of Zelina Vega. Let's just see how good, Miss Vega's management really is?

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT  DREW MCINTYRE
Zelina Vega with an hurricarana on Drew McIntyre.
Drew McIntyre with a pin on Andrade "Cien" Almas. 
Zelina Vega placing Andrade's foot on the rope. The ref didn't see her.
Andrade with a ddt on Drew McIntyre. Andrade "Cien" Almas capturing the title from Drew McIntyre. Andrade "Cien" Almas, I'm not proud of his victory but he is now the 12th man ever in NXT to hold the championship.

Now, we come to what everyone have been waiting for, HOUSTON WE HAVE A WAR GAME! This is prehistoric right here. Rest In Peace to the late, great Dusty Rhodes who created the first War Game.

Let's see what we got here. We have nine competitors, three teams, two referees, two rings and one cage create "WAR GAMES!!!"

MATCH #05 "WAR GAMES"
First team coming out Sanity followed by The Undisputed Era. Up next coming out to the arena being lead by Paul Ellering The Authors of Pain with Roderick Strong. Some of y'all wrestling fans out there probably don't even know, Paul Ellering was also part of the original war games.

Right now we have in the ring Eric Young, Adam Cole and Roderick Strong to begin THE WAR... But the battle isn't official until all nine competitors are inside the cage. We have 00:10 seconds left before the first shark tank is opened. Look like Adam Cole will be having back up inside the cage, entering The Undisputed Era.

There about to do it again. Someone else being released from the second shark tank. OMG its The Authors of Pain. Paul Ellering's boys, you don't want to mess with them. Just one more group left in the last shark tank and they're just as bad as the Authors of Pain. They have to be bad, everyone remember when they dethroned the Authors of Pain from their tag team titles. War games look like a perfect place for revenge.

Here it is, its about to be on. The final group being released from the last shark tank is Sanity. Everyone is all here. All 09 competitors locked inside a dual steel cage. Where anything goes. Houston it's time for WAR GAMES!!!

I see a cage filled of trash cans, tables, chains, lots of blood. It may sound like I'm watching your typical hardcore match. But, with war games it's more than just a hardcore match. You actually have to defeat the enemy. Everything takes place inside the ring. For instance no competitor can not escape the cage. If an competitor try to make an attempt at escape they forfeit the match for themselves and their team. You must fight it out inside the dual squared-cage until a pinfall or submission. War games is based on survival.

WOW, FUCKIN' A' ADAM COLE BAY-BEE WOOOOOOO THE UNDISPUTED ERA HAS BEGUN ADAM COLE BAY-BEEE
Adam Cole scoring the final pin on Eric Young

I had a wonderful evening watching NXT Takeover: Houston WAR GAMES! But, the party isn't over in Houston. The party continue tomorrow, WWE Survivor Series with a special start time @ 7pm. I'll see everyone there. Looking forward to Survivor Series "TEAM BLUE!" WOOOOOOO

WWE Next Pay Per View:
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17TH WWE PRESENTS CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #01 "Bound For Glory 2017 Pay Per View!"

Coming to you live from the Aberdeen Pavillion, Ottawa, Canada.... it's BOUND FOR GLORY

MATCH #01 "SIX WAY/X-DIVISION TITLE MATCH"
Trevor Lee defeat Matt Sydal, Garza Jr, Petey Williams, Sonjay Dutt and Dezmond Xavier
Trevor Lee tossed out Petey Williams from the ring to steal the victory. Trevor Lee pinning Dezmond Xavier and retaining the X-Division Championship.

MATCH #02
Taiji Ishimori defeat Tyson Dux

Alberto El Patron making his return to Impact with a bogus promo talking like a disgruntle employee of GFW, blah blah blah blah. The only interesting part of this promo was his interest in JB, Jeremy Borash. It seems, El Patron took offense to Jeremy Borash not being there for him for the last 03 months. Quite frankly I never knew El Patron and Borash were so close, lol crappy ass writing.

MATCH #03 "MONSTER'S BALL MATCH"
Abyss defeat Grado
Laurel Van Ness getting inside the ring, seeking her revenge on Grado. She haven't forgotten what Grado have done to her. The lights suddenly go out, then Rosemary appear steering face to face with Laurel Van Ness. Rosemary and Abyss having a brief reunion. Rosemary with the green mist to Laurel Van Ness. Abyss followed up with a chokeslam on Rosemary through the barbed wired tables. 

MATCH #04 "TEAM IMPACT VS TEAM TRIPLE A"
EC3, Eddie Edwards & James Storm defeat El Hijo Del Fantasma, Pagano and Texano
Eddie Edwards seeking medical attention during the match.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/5150 STREET FIGHT"
O.V.E. defeat L.A.X.
O.V.E, regaining their tag team championships thanks to the help of Ohio native, Sammie Callahan.

MATCH #06 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Gail Kim defeat Sienna and Allie
Gail Kim gained her final championship off of Bound For Glory, tonight. Tonight was the last match of Gail Kim's career.

MATCH #07 "WRESTLING VS MMA 06 SIDES OF STEEL MATCH"
Bobby Lashley & King Mo defeat Moose & Stephen Bonnar

MATCH #08 "GFW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Eli Drake VS. Johnny Impact
The match was called due to interference by the return of Alberto El Patron making a statement tonight. Alberto El Patron ruining the match with the attacks on Johnny Impact and Eli Drake. Alberto El Patron wants his championship back!