Elimination Chamber, Live from Phoenix, Arizona
KICK OFF SHOW: Special Guest tonight with the Princess of Staten Island, Carmella and Sam Roberts
I was just thinking about this dufus these other day, Curt Hawkins. He's been M.I.A from Smackdown lately.
BINGO!!, The right hook from hell coming from Mojo.
01. MOJO RAWLEY DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Smackdown Live, doing the beautiful thing kicking it off tonight with the divas. I got my eyes on Becky Lynch. I'm disappointed in Mickie James. Mickie James you know what I had my heart set on. Mickie James at NXT as the new women's champion. I'm not going to front, Mickie James doing an excellent job. However, my orange-haired girl, Becky still caught the upperhand laying down the victory. I can't be too mad at Mickie James though, she still have a phat ass, Lol!
APOLLO CREWS & KALISTO DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
It's time to see how bad Dolph Ziggler really is. Excellent job from Ziggler taking out Kalisto before the bell rang. No one wants a 02 on 01 match. Now its just Dolph Ziggler verses Apollo Crews.
Kalisto trying to make it back in the ring, injury and all.
Dolph Ziggler letting them know how he feels about their victory particularly Apollo Crews. Ziggler snapping the left foot of Crews with a steel chair.
MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL MATCH"
HEATH SLATER & RHYNO DEFEAT BREEZANGO
HEATH SLATER & RHYNO DEFEAT THE VAUDEVILLIANS
THE USOS DEFEAT HEATH SLATER & RHYNO
THE AMERICAN ALPHAS DEFEAT THE USOS
THE AMERICAN ALPHAS DEFEAT THE ASCENSIONS
REMAINING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE AMERICAN ALPHAS
Heath Slater & Rhyno have been off the wall, 02 teams in row taken down. Totally awesome, I'm feelin' this. I don't know now, there next opponents, The Usos. They have a challenge now.
The Usos shutting down Heath Slater & Rhyno.
The Usos didn't like their elimination against The American Alphas. The Usos adding injury onto the American Alphas for payback. There's one more team left. OMG, I feel bad for The American Alphas. The Usos just handed the titles to The Ascensions. The Ascensions taking advantage of the beaten, American Alphas. I have no idea, how it happen but congratulations to the American Alphas for surviving the tag team turmoil and regaining your tag team championship gold.
NIKKI BELLA VS NATALYA (DOUBLE COUNT OUT)
We got some more WWE buns in the ring. Wait a minute, don't we have a match with Alexa Bliss facing Naomi, later on tonight. Damn, we got a lot of WWE pussy on here tonight, Lol.
Nikki Bella looking bad in her hometown. Natalya keeping her word and kicking her ass.
They've been counted out. Both of them have been counted out. They never got back in the ring in time.
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT LUKE HARPER
Luke Harper wants his family back. He's coming to eliminate Randy Orton.
This match is juicy. I agree with the audience, "This is awesome!"
Randy Orton need to take on another former, Wyatt Family member. I would love to see, Randy Orton verses Braun Strowman. I'll get the kick out of that.
NAOMI DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
"WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Naomi the new Smackdown Women's champion
This right here would be cool. Looking forward to Naomi capturing the title tonight. Naomi deserve it more than that blonde bimbo, Alexa Bliss. WWE Board, don't be racist. Give it to a sista.
YES! YES! YES! YES!, that's what I'm talking about....
Thank you, WWE you finally gave it to someone who is appreciative not just someone who's a blonde airhead.
Congratulation to Naomi, her very first championship title shot. Finally, it's about time.
Up next is the final match of the evening, "THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!" Involving 06 opponents inside a 16 foot high/ 10 ton steel cage wrapped in chains. The match will begin with 02 opponents. Every 04 minutes, a new one will be released from the pod until all 06. This is something familiar like the Royal Rumble except minus 24 opponents, lol. The winner of tonight's chamber match not only will become the new, Smackdown champion but will get the opportunity to face Randy Orton at Wrestle Mania 33rd.
MATCH #07/ MAIN EVENT: ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH
BARON CORBIN, 01ST ONE ELIMINATED BY DEAN AMBROSE
DEAN AMBROSE, 02ND ONE ELIMINATED BY THE MIZ
THE MIZ, 03RD ONE ELIMINATED BY JOHN CENA
JOHN CENA, 04TH ONE ELIMINATED BY BRAY WYATT
AJ STYLES, 05TH ONE ELIMINATED BY BRAY WYATT
BRAY WYATT, THE NEW AND FIRST TIME SMACKDOWN WORLD CHAMPION..... BRAY WYATT
Lol, I take it I was wrong. Look like Randy Orton will be facing another Wyatt Family member after all, lol.
NEXT WWE EVENTS:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW's FASTLANE SUNDAY MARCH 05TH
WWE HALL OF FAME FRIDAY MARCH 31ST
WWE WRESTLE MANIA 33RD SUNDAY APRIL 02ND