Sunday, December 20, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #02 TLC: TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS

Tonight WWE is closing out the year with one of baddest pay per view that can leave superstars bloody and bruised. I'm looking forward to the action and injury of TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS BAY BAY πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
I would like to thank all my followers for your support throughout the year and I hope you've enjoy tonight's performance in return. 

We're starting off the show tonight with a Smackdown eight man tag team match during the kick off show. 
TLC - TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS 2020 KICK OFF SHOW 
DANIEL BRYAN, CHAD GABLE, OTIS & BIG E DEFEAT KING CORBIN, CESARO, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND SAMI ZAYN 
            "08 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
What an impressive win coming from Big E knocking off Sami Zayn with an awesome pincount. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Well, I be damn we're going to start things off with Aj Styles and Olmos. I'm shocked, you would think he would want to be last or perhaps next to last. Aj Styles hoping to wrap up the WWE Championship in its early start of the evening. These two must face one another for the first time, as the WWE  Championship title wave over the ring. 
Aj Styles with multiple injury attempts on the left knee of Drew McIntyre preventing him from climbing the ladder. Aj Styles have barely climb the ladder yet. Aj Styles won't climb the ladder until Drew McIntyre is down. Drew McIntyre can barely stand tossing in a table, over the ring. Drew McIntyre with Aj Styles, a belly to belly into a steel ladder. Olmos pushing in a ladder. Aj Styles looking to climb the ladder. Drew McIntyre pulling Aj Styles off of the ladder. Drew McIntyre tossing Aj Styles through a table outside the ring. Oh no, not these two The Miz and John Morrison. What they want? I can't believe it. The Miz is going to cash in right now. The Miz want to make it a triple threat match. The Miz sending Drew McIntyre through a table. John Morrison trying to hit Olmos with a steel chair, which was a mistake the pain didn't hurt him. Actually, it was a mistake for both of these two goofs to enter here tonight.
MATCH #01 "TLC FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND THE MIZ

This is a bathroom break match. Oh isn't that sweet, The Somalia caught Carmella in his arms what a gentleman.(DORK) Wow that was close, Carmella almost had it. Smart,  Sasha grab the ropes the second time. I think Mella is money. I'm not sure why The Somalia pulled out Carmella. 
MATCH #02 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT CARMELLA BY SUBMISSION 

I seen that look, Shelton Benjamin was pissed. He didn't like Cedric Alexander tagging himself in. Shelton Benjamin didn't look happy at first. I guess he changed his mind now. Cedric Alexander scored the pin for the team. 
MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE HURT BUSINESS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 

Seriously, after witnessing the crap from one tag team match they have the nerve to put another tag team match on. I just hope this match have a much better outcome than the last. Perhaps it will look like you social media buffs were right, Ms 12X Champion The Queen Charlotte Flair will be Asuka's mystery opponent tonight. Charlotte Flair her first night back after 06 months and she captured championship gold. Congratulations to Charlotte and Asuka πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT NIA JAX AND SHAYNA BASZLER 

I'm not going to waste my time with this bullshit. Unless Kevin Owens pull off an upset and defeat Roman Reigns this match is bullshit. It's going to be the same as Friday, a 02 on 01 handicap tables ladders and chairs match. You know Jey Uso will be participating tonight. To make sure Roman Reigns doesn't lose his championship he'll probably have Paul Heyman participate a little bit. Point is, the match is going to suck and Roman Reigns is going to regain championship of the title. I'm going for my dinner during this match. Hopefully it'll be  over by the time I'm through. As much as I hate The Fiend and Randy Orton they would put on a better performance at tonight's main event than Roman Reigns. 
MATCH #05 "TLC FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS πŸ’€

This is a cool match. I wouldn't mine seeing a match like this especially when one of the most hated men in wrestling have the potential of being set on fire tonight. Randy Orton burnt to the flesh. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ OMG, The Fiend on fire. Randy Orton with an RKO. Randy Orton coming back with gasoline pouring it on The Fiend. Randy Orton striking the match and it on The Fiend. The Fiend went up in flames.
MATCH #06 "FIREFLY INFERNO MATCH"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT THE FIEND 

NEXT WWE EVENT:
ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 31, 2021


Sunday, December 6, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover War Games"

MATCH #01
WOMENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM LERAE DEFEAT TEAM BLACKHEART 
RAQUEL GONZALES DEFEAT IO SHIRAI 
Totally awesome pin coming from Raquel Gonzales for defeating the worst and rudest Asian female wrestler in NXT, IO Shirai. Congratulations to Raquel Gonzales for defeating the most conceded bitchπŸ–•πŸΏ

MATCH #02
TOMMASO CIAMPA DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 

MATCH #03 "STRAP MATCH"
DEXTER LUMIS DEFEAT CAMERON GRIMES 

MATCH #04 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT LEON RUFF AND DAMIEN PRIEST 
An army of Ghostface superstars appearing in the ring. Damien Priest fighting hard to eliminate every single one of them. Austin Theory revealing himself as one of the Ghostface to take out Damien Priest.
Johnny Gargano pinned Leon Ruff. 

MATCH #05
MENS NXT TAKEOVER WAR GAMES
TEAM UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT TEAM MCAFEE 
KYLE O'REILLY PINNED ONEY LARCEN 
Please, Barrett there isn't anything best about Pat McAfee. He's only coming out last because he's a coward. In fact that phrase "save the best for last" is more suitable for Adam Cole BAY BAY 🀟🏿

NEXT WWE EVENT:
WWE TLC PAY PER VIEW SUN., DECEMBER 20TH

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #02 Survivor Series the Best of the Best (30 yearsπŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏπŸ‘ŠπŸΏ)

Just nine hours ahead of tonight's WWE pay per view Survivor Series. We're all getting ready for tonight. We have our predictions and premonitions on tonight's wins and losses. Everyone have there heart set on the Roman Reigns verse Drew McIntyre match but to be honest with my followers its a big waste of time. We already know Drew McIntyre is winning and winning for the wrong reasons. Let's face it, Roman Reigns already defeated and hold two pay per view victories over Drew McIntyre. I can not see Drew McIntyre losing to Roman Reigns again on another pay per view. 
As for, whose winning between Team Raw and Team Smackdown. If you happen to be a real diehard WWE follower you would know that Team Raw is winning tonight. I do recall, Team Smackdown winning last year. I don't think they're going to allow Smackdown to embarrass Monday Night Raw two years in a row. 


Welcome back Rusty Jabbers thank you for joining me earlier on this morning for those of who may or may not have gotten my pre-Survivor Series newsletter. It's six o'clock we're about to get into the real thing within another hour. Right now we have the Kick Off Show. You know that, there always got to be WWE kick off show. 🀭 On the Kick Off Show tonight, we have Charly Caruso, Booker T, Jerry Lawler, JBL and Peter Rosenberg at the table. As far as, kick off matches there is actually a doosey in thirty minutes. A battle royal will be taking place. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
DUAL BRAND BEST OF THE BEST BATTLE ROYAL: 
WINNER: THE MIZ 
Participants: Rey Mysterio, Dominic Mysterio, Murphy, Apollo Crews, Shinsuke Nakamura, Shelton Benjamin, Cedric Alexander, Robert Roode, Dolph Ziggler, Elias, Ricochet, The Miz, John Morrison, Kalisto, Angel Garza, Humberto Carrillo, Chad Gable and Jeff Hardy. 
Dominic and Chad Gable were the last two participants from the battle royal in the match. Dominic Mysterio eliminated Chad Gable. Dominic getting ready to celebrate his victory until The Miz return back into the match. The Miz eliminating Dominic. The Miz is now the one that's celebrating his victory. The referee states that The Miz's feet never touched the floor. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #01 
RAW MENS TEAM VS SMACKDOWN MENS TEAM 
Seth Rollins made himself a martyr. Seth Rollins sacrificed himself in this match on purpose. Sheamus eliminating Seth Rollins with the brogue kick and a pin.
Aj Styles eliminated Kevin Owens.
Matt Riddle eliminated King Corbin. 
Braun Strowman eliminated Otis.
Jey Uso is all alone now. The pressure is on him not to disappoint Smackdown and the Tribal Chief. Jey Uso hanging in there by himself but there is only so much one man can do on his own. Keith Lee eliminating Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not be happy with Jey Uso. Roman Reigns has alot on his mind already with his match later on against Drew McIntyre. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #02
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY 
Great match between the four men in the ring tonight. Congratulations to the Street Profits on there victory. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ If the Street Profits ever want any respect from me, first thing they need to cut out are the fun and games and tom foolery and start getting serious inside that ring. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #03
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN 
Seriously, Bobby Lashley needs The Hurt Business to be at ringside to go up against Sami Zayn. I admit Sami Zayn is probably wasting his time and health conditions in this match. Sami Zayn isn't any match for Bobby Lashley. At least, Sami Zayn would get a chance to have fun throughout the match. Do anything to embarrass Bobby Lashley. 

Roman Reigns met with Jey Uso and he is upset. He isn't upset that Team Smackdown lost. Roman Reigns is upset that Jey Uso lost, meaning he should of knew how to maintain his teammates. Every team needs a team leader, Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso that's what he should of been. Roman Reigns didn't want to discuss this further. Roman Reigns telling Jey Uso to go join your brother. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #04
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ASUKA 
I give credit where credit is due. It was a great match. Sasha Banks and Asuka putting on a excellent performance. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Congratulations to the both of them. 

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #05
RAW WOMEN'S TEAM VS SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S TEAM 
Raw Women's team already degrading Lana early in this match. Nia Jax want to make sure no members of the team tag her in. Raw Women's fighting Smackdown Women's team four against five. 
Peyton Royce eliminated Bayley 
Natalya eliminated Peyton Royce 
Lacey Evans eliminated Natalya 
Shayna Baszler locking the carabuda clutch on Ruby Riott. Ruby Riott fainting. 
Shayna Baszler eliminated Ruby Riott
Liv Morgan is irate over the elimination of her partner. 
Liv Morgan eliminated Lacey Evans 
Nia Jax eliminated Liv Morgan 
Bianca Bel Air is all alone in the ring. Okay Miss EST of the WWE its time to show us how strong you really are. 
Shayna Baszler and Bianca Bel Air locking up. Y'all remember the NXT history between these two. 
Shayna Baszler with another carabuda clutch locked in on Bianca Bel Air. Bianca Bel Air struggling to grab the ropes so Shayna Baszler can break the hold. Shayna Baszler never broke the hold, after Bianca Bel Air grabbed onto the ropes. Shayna Baszler is being disqualified. 
Nia Jax going for the announce table. I thought this was going to be for Lana. Instead Nia Jax making preparations for Bianca Bel Air to go through the announce table. Bianca Bel Air spearing Nia Jax into the barricade. Bianca Bel Air and Nia Jax have been counted out. 
Lana is the sole survivor. Nia Jax is irate over this. Lana in the ring celebrating while Nia Jax have that stupid look on her face. Nia Jax has no one to blame but herself. The reason why, Lana is the sole survivor in the first place because Nia Jax didn't want her to participate in the match. Technically that makes her the sole survivor because no one wanted to tag in Lana. Nia Jax idiotic plan backfired on her, lol.

SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH #06
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
Who is the superior and who is the secondary champion? That is the question, what is the answer.
Roman Reigns taking it to war with Drew McIntyre. 
Drew McIntyre finally got a chance with a claymore kick but Roman Reigns knocking over the referee. 
Jey Uso coming back to help Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns with the low blow on Drew McIntyre followed by a super kick coming from Jey Uso. Roman Reigns locking in the guillotine. A new referee entering the ring. Drew McIntyre fading out. Roman Reigns goes for the pin. 
Roman Reigns meeting Jey Uso at the top of ramp. The two of them hug. Roman Reigns happy for tonight's victory but not Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre sitting there inside the ring. He's not letting this go. These two will meet again. 

THE UNDERTAKER FINAL FAREWELL.... Celebrating tonight 30 years of excellence from The Deadman. We have with us tonight and I would like to thank them for coming out here for The Undertaker's final farewell. All my best to The Undertaker. I wish you well, God Bless You! 
Shane McMahon 
The Big Show 
Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield 
Jeff Hardy 
Mick Foley
The Godfather 
The Godwins 
Savio Vega 
Rakishi 
Kevin Nash
Booker T
Shawn Michaels 
Ric Flair 
Triple H 
Kane 
Vince McMahon alone in the ring after the video tribute of The Undertaker. Vince McMahon had his own special words of The Undertaker before he introduces him to the ring on this final farewell. 

The Undertaker making his final farewell at Survivor Series towards the ring with those slow moving steps of his the last 30 years. The Undertaker saying his goodbyes.


Next WWE/NXT Events: 
NXT War Games Sunday December 06th

TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs Sunday December 20th

"HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!" 😊 

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #01 AEW: Full Gear Pay Per View


Welcome back wrestling fans I hope y'all had a miserable life at quarantine and lock down the last nine months, lol. Tonight we get a chance once at drinking, smoking and wrestling live inside the Legends Bar. Looking forward to the AEW action. Let's see what Full Gear have in store for us. Tonight on the line the world tag team championships, FTR defend it against The Youngbucks. The Youngbucks tonight putting their careers on the line. If the The Youngbucks lose tonight match they promise not to face anyone for the tag team championships. Oh my God, such bull. I can't believe the Youngbucks would put their careers on the line. I need to see tonight's match to believe it. What else we have instore for tonight. Okay I got one, AEW's best kept secret MJF going up against AEW's fan favorite Chris Jericho. These two right here are going to pull off a very exciting and comical match. We also have another match that's going to be good, the pairing between Kenny Omega and Hangman Page. I already have my money on Hangman Page. You know me, I'm down with any brother thats with the bottle, lol. "HANGMAN COME ON YOU CAN DO IT, BRO!"  Another one of my favorite matches and I know some of y'all can agree with me. Tonight is to get Eddie Kingston say, I-Quit. I'm all for it. How many of y'all are with me. Let me hear you say "MOXLEY!"
Oh my God I can't believe this. This fucking Covid-19 crap getting on my nerves. You can't be serious, lol. A fucking line in front of Legends so we gotta wait. What are we waiting for. I hear motherfuckers in the bar already. The fucking pay per view started. I can't believe this motherfuckers actually going to check everyone's temperature that's on the line, smh. This is bullshit. My temperature isn't over 100. I don't know about these other fools on line. 

8:29pm, I'm finally in here just great but as soon as I got in here I missed one of my matches that I wanted to see tonight. Kenny Omega defeating Hangman Page. I walk into the Legends Bar on these two doofuses, 🀭
MATCH #02
ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEATED JOHN SILVER 

Up next Cody Rhodes verses Darby Allin another pair of two doofuses. Darby Allin gunning for Cody's TNT Television Championship. I don't give a shit about Cody or Darby Allin but if I had to choose I'll choose Darby Allin. Omg, they're give this match a 60 minute time limit. The crowd in here going crazy over Cody. Darby don't disappoint me because your shit anyway. For some strange reason I'm relying on. 
MATCH #03 "TNT TV CHAMPIONSHIP"
DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT CODY RHODES 
THANK YOU DARBY!

MATCH #04 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE
Vickie Guerrero more upset over the loss than Nyla, lol

This is that bullshit match I was talking about earlier between FTR and The Youngbucks. The match is about to take place. Remember what I said, If The Youngbucks loses they can not face anyone for the AEW tag team championships. The Youngbucks are stupid they should of made it like this instead. If we lose, we will not face FTR for the AEW tag team championships as long as they are holding the titles. 
MATCH #05 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT FTR
Wow, so The Youngbucks needed to create a stipulation to finally become the tag team champions, 🀭

Oh God I swear, Matt Hardy is a fucking loser. It's been damn near whole summer and then some and Matt Hardy been bullying and feuding with Sammy Guevara. This storyline is shit. Matt Hardy is a fucking clown. 
MATCH #06 
MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 
Yes, Hardy you deleted him can you go away and don't come back unless your competing with someone or in your case delete someone. 

AEW been alright we had our moments. Now its time for the moments of the pay per view I've wanted to see, "MAIN EVENT TIME!" First we have Chris Jericho vs MJF. MJF fighting for a seat in the Inner Circle. He must compete through Jericho to prove his worth.
Omg I can't believe these bitchass niggaz up in here singing Jericho's entrance music. Serious guys, Jericho's music isn't that good, smh.
MATCH #07 
MJF DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 
Okay, he did it πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ MJF just got himself adopted by The Inner Circle, lol Congratulations πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

Okay its time, sit back and enjoy both Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston slug it out blow for blow over championship gold and making your opponent say, I quit. I'm fully behind Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston is not ready for this spotlight yet. Those two maniacs are going to have a good time killing one another. 

MATCH #08 "I-QUIT MATCH"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT EDDIE KINGSTON 
Jon Moxley next opponent Kenny Omega making his presence to toward the ring. Kenny Omega is looking forward to this. He perhaps never forgotten his loss a year for the championship against Jon Moxley. These two are looking to rekindle a little Deja Vu. 

NEXT PAY PER VIEW:
AEW: REVOLUTION FEBRUARY 27, 2021


Sunday, October 25, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #02 "Hell In A Cell"

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Panel tonight with Jerry "The King" Lawler, Booker T, Kayla, Peter Rosenberg and Jeff Jarrett 

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show Match "24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP"
R-TRUTH DEFEAT DREW GULAK 
Akira Tozawa and the Lucha House Party coming out after R-Truth. The 24/7 title must always be defended by its name. Drew Gulak not taking his loss very well. Drew Gulak calling out R-Truth's childhood idol by saying, "JOHN CENA SUCKS!" LOL, thats probably the one thing Drew Gulak and I can agree on. 

It won't be long, we're beginning now. Roman Reigns and Jey Uso in a I-Quit match for the universal championship and there will be consequences. 
MATCH #01 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ I-QUIT MATCH"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO 
Alot of high stakes against Jey Uso tonight. Roman Reigns stepping inside the Hell in the Cell for the forth time. Roman Reigns, a man who never been beaten. This is Jey Uso's first time inside a Hell in a Cell as a single competitor. The last time it was in tag team competition. Jey Uso all amped up for this match. Jey Uso with the leather strap on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a spear on Jey Uso that's his third spear so far. Jey Uso not breathing. Roman Reigns have the leather strap now. Roman Reigns doing the ass whipping. Jey Uso getting a hold of the leather strap and using it as a weapon. Jey Uso have the leather strap tied around Roman's neck. Roman fading in and out. Roman refusing to say, I-Quit. Jey Uso bringing in a steel chair. Roman Reigns with another superman punch followed by the guillotine. Jey Uso laying flat on the canvas but refusing to say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns getting frustrated that Jey Uso won't say, I-Quit. Roman Reigns taking advantage of a defenseless man. Jey Uso still won't quit. The referee is concerned for Jey Uso's wellbeing. He's willing to stop this match. Roman Reigns stopping him and tossing him over the ropes. According to Roman, no one closing this match but him. Adam Pearce on the outside of the cage along with other referees and officials trying to reason with Roman Reigns. There's no reasoning with a lunatic. Roman Reigns with the metal steps held high over Jey Uso. We all know what he was about to do. Until, Jimmy slips in hovering over Jey to prevent that from happening. Jimmy Uso in the ring pouring his heart out to his Cousin Roman. Roman Reigns there with his fake compassion and fake tears. Roman Reigns offering a handshake to Jimmy. Jimmy Uso accepting it which only allowed Roman to put on the guillotine hold. Roman Reigns wouldn't release Jimmy Uso from hold. Jey Uso uttering the words, "I-Quit" just to save his brother. Of course, Roman Reigns is happy by his victory. Roman Reigns at the top of the ramp being anointed by both Haffa and Seka. Roman Reigns is now, The Head at the table.

MATCH #02 
ELIAS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Jeff Hardy removing the quitar from Elias and using it on him. It look like Elias's plans have back fired. Elias laying there outside of the ring, he doesn't look much like a winner. At least he has a bullshit album coming out tomorrow, lmao. ELIAS "UNIVERSAL TRUTH" Coming out Monday, October 26th

MATCH #03 "Money In The Bank BRIEFCASE"
THE MIZ DEFEAT OTIS
Morrison doing everything he can from the outside to interfere. I'm not a big fan of Otis but The Miz sucks too. Otis have alot to prove tonight. 
John Morrison caught red-handed with the briefcase attempt over Otis head. The referee sending John Morrison to the locker room. 
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?" OMG, I can't believe it. Tucker just clocked his best friend over the head with the briefcase. And that was not inadvertent. That was straight up on purpose. Tucker stabbed Otis in the back. Like I said, I'm not a big fan of Otis. I'm not a big fan of backstabbers either. "FUCK YOU TUCKER!" πŸ–•πŸΏπŸ–•πŸΏπŸ–•πŸΏ

Congratulations to Bayley celebrating her 380 day reign as the SD Women's Champion. Although there is a possibility this maybe your last night. I'm not jinxing you boo. Bayley, whether your a champion or a non-champion you're still my #01 girl.

MATCH #04 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT BAYLEY 
Sasha Banks using the chair around the neck of Bayley applying the bank statement. Sasha stomping on the chair. Bayley struggling in pain, she's being forced to tap out. 

Look like we're going to have something tonight between the Hurt Business and Retribution. Bobby Lashley waiting inside the ring for any member of Retribution to face him for the United States Championship. 
Slap Jack coming out answering the challenge. 
MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SLAP JACK
The Hell In A Cell pay per view must be on a intermission right now. They're preparing for the main event. Bobby Lashley making this look easy. Mustafa Ali setting up Bobby Lashley with an ambush. Mace and T-Bar on the attack. The rest of the Hurt Business in heavy pursuit to the ring as Retribution retreat. 

MATCH #06 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
The match is not underway. Randy Orton trying to get the upper hand on Drew McIntyre. These two are going at it outside of the cage. Okay, there finally in the cage the match have officially started. Drew McIntyre looking very excited to experience his first Hell in a Cell venture. I don't know anyone that calls themself, "The Scottish Psychopath". I don't think you would want to be locked inside a cage with that person. 
Randy Orton with the bolt cutters and escaping from the ring. Drew McIntyre going after him. Randy Orton looking to raise the stakes. Randy Orton taking this match to the top of the cage. Drew McIntyre being the daredevil that he is. He'll take this battle anywhere Randy Orton wants to go. This may not have been a good idea. Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre battling on the side of cage. Drew McIntyre comes tumbling down from 10 feet in the air into the Raw announcement table. Drew McIntyre gasping for air and coughing up blood. Randy Orton with his sick smile of enjoyment. You can tell Drew McIntyre is in pain but with his last gasp he manages to pull off a claymore. 
Drew McIntyre starting to gain a little momentum back. It look like he's about to do another claymore. Drew McIntyre isn't 100% at this point of the match. Drew McIntyre taking some time to rest. When Drew McIntyre was ready. It was too late, Randy Orton two steps ahead of him with the RKO and seizing the victory. Randy Orton becomes the 14X champion and now he's tied with Triple H. 

I'm trying to think as I write what was so awesome about tonight's pay per view. I just got finish watching six matches and they all sucked. If I had to choose a match tonight. I would say the Sasha Banks vs Bayley. I wasn't happy that Sasha won and became the new Smackdown women's champion. However those two ladies put on an excellent performance inside that Hell in a Cell. Bayley was incredible tonight especially for someone making her first Hell in a Cell debut. She did a great job inside the cell. 



Sunday, October 4, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover 31"


NXT Takeover 31 Kick Off Show Hosted By Scott Stanford and Sam Phillips 
Rhea Ripley letting it be known, "If I.O. wins she want back at the championship title. If Candice wins, it will be her shortest reign in history."

NXT Takeover 31 experiencing some Thunderdome tonight. Vince McMahon authorizing the LED walls to be set up.

MATCH #01 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO 
Will tonight be the Gargano Way. Johnny Gargano looking to gain his 2X North American Championship tonight. I see we're being joined tonight on commentary with Beth Phoenix, Vic Joseph and Wade Barrett (Welcome Back!) So far it have been 50/50 action between the two. Johnny Gargano with a barrage of offenses. Damien Priest countering every move, every time. I know, I may have put down Damien Priest alot since he's become the North American Champion but after tonight's match. I'm not going to judge nor criticize our North American Champion on how he lives his lifestyle. After watching this match, Damien Priest has the right to party with as many ladies as he prefer. Awesome match πŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #02
KUSHIDA DEFEAT THE VELVETEEN DREAM
Okay, not allowing himself to be introduced. Kushida bringing the fight to The Velveteen Dream before the opening bell. Kushida showing The Velveteen Dream what he created. The Velveteen Dream finally turning something around, off of the corner turnbuckle. The crowd here is for Kushida, you hear the love. Kushida with another attempt at locking in the armbar. The Velveteen Dream not escaping this time. The Velveteen Dream tapped out. Kushida wasn't satisfied. Kushida wanted to punish The Velveteen Dream some more. Kushida continued with the attacks. Security and referees couldn't hold him back. Kushida is unhinged!

MATCH #03 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SANTOS ESCOBAR DEFEAT ISIAH SWERVE SCOTT 
I'm for Mr Scott. Mr Escobar needs to lose that championship and his alliance. Scott delivering a little extra on Escobar. Escobar wisely escaping to the outside. Scott with the rolling thunder followed by a pinfall, close call. Scott with a DDT on Escobar followed by a pinfall, another close call. Just what I was expecting and I know Isiah Swerve Scott was expecting as well. The Santos Escobar Bag of Tricks in the name of "Legado Del Fantasma". Joaquin Wilde and Raul Mendoza getting themselves involved. 
Scott hit his head on a exposed ring post. Santos Escobar taken advantage of it and utilizing it for his victory. 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT CANDICE LERAE 
You know a year ago on October 4th 2019 if someone were to ask me, Do you think Candice Lerae deserve to be the women's champion of NXT. I would have said, yes. Of course, a year ago was a completely different Candice Lerae, a more nicer and sweeter Candice Lerae. Things change in one whole year. Candice Lerae have only been a heel for six months so far. During those six months Candice Lerae manage to make up for the years on NXT when she was being pushed to the side and overlooked. The question I ask, Can Miss Lerae finally add some jewelry to her NXT record book? 

I.O. Shirai regaining her championship who gives a shit. What I like was that look of shock on I.O. Shirai's face when Toni Storm appeared on the screen. Toni Storm giving everyone a warning. "NXT IS TONI TIME!" Oh yes, can't wait. It's Toni Time!  That wasn't all that startled I.O. Shirai, right after Toni Storm's video promo. Ember Moon coming into the NXT arena with motorcycle helmet and attire. You can imagine how surprised I was once Ember pulled off that helmet. Lol, I'm just laughing because I.O. Shirai only got more people aiming for that title.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY 
Hard hitting match, both men fought to the finish. Finn Balor leaving here tonight as NXT Champion with a bloody lip. Finn Balor respecting Kyle O'Reilly a little more after tonight's match. Kyle earned it. The Undisputed Era minus Adam Cole coming to the ring. 
Ridge Holland coming out carrying Adam Cole on his shoulder with no explanation. He dumps Adam Cole at ringside and leaves.

NEXT WWE & NXT EVENT:
Hell In A Cell Sunday, October 25, 2020
NXT Halloween Havoc Wednesday October 28, 2020






Sunday, September 27, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Clash Of Champions Gold Rush"

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH: 
"SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
CESARO & SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
I had a feeling this match was being chosen for the kick off show. Yeah, you know how that goes Cesaro, Nakamura and Lucha House Party aren't main material for pay per views. 

Clash of the Champions Gold Rush Pay Per View kicking off tonight with more than just a championship match. A winner takes all ladders match. Both, titles hanging proudly over the ring. Although I don't know why Delusional Zayn's title is hanging over the ring, lol. I can only imagine, he begged the WWE staff to death to put it up there, smh. 

MATCH #01 "WINNER TAKE ALL LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT AJ STYLES AND JEFF HARDY
I think we're going to need that ambulance now, instead of later, lol. OMG, I can't believe what Sami Zayn is doing. Sami Zayn handcuffing Jeff Hardy's earlobe to one of the ladders. Sami Zayn trying to do the same thing with Aj Styles. Sami Zayn handcuffed himself to Aj Styles. Wherever Aj Styles go, Sami will go. Aj Styles trying to climb up the ladder. Sami Zayn being attached to Aj Styles keeping himself nailed to the canvas. Sami Zayn un-handcuffed himself from Aj Styles and handcuffed Aj to another ladder. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder and bringing down both, championships. Its sad to say but unfortunately, Sami Zayn is the Undisputed Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #02 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT ZELINA VEGA 
Somoa Joe is back, joining the Monday Night Raw commentary team at their announce table. 
Zelina Vega first attempt at championship gold. She's giving up the babysitting of Andrade and Angel Garza and thinking big. Zelina Vega showing the WWE Universe that she has goals and big plans to make it in this business. Congratulations to the homegirl from Queens. Zelina Vega did an impressive performance. She caught Asuka on multiple occasions nearly coming close with pinfalls. In do time, Zelina Vega will be a champion. Zelina Vega The Future! 
Zelina Vega with a cheap shot at the end of the match. Zelina Vega very sore over her loss. She didn't take it very well. 

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWZ
Apollo Crewz failed, he wasn't himself. Totally off during the match. This match goes to Bobby Lashley. 

MATCH #04 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE AND ANGEL GARZA
Andrade and Angel Garza taking on the Streets Profits tonight for the tag team championships without Zelina Vega's management and supervision. SMH, all I'm going to say, "You have no excuses!" 

MATCH #05 "OPEN CHALLENGE FOR SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT BAYLEY BY DISQUALIFICATION 
Bayley wasn't expecting a surprise visitor tonight. It's BOSS TIME, Sasha Banks returning here tonight on Clash of the Championship. Sasha Banks bringing her own steel chair for Bayley. Sasha Banks with a little bit of vengeance got off as much as she can give. You can still tell Sasha Banks isn't 100%. She did all she could to go after Bayley especially with the neckbrace still wrapped around her neck. Bayley wasn't there to fight Sasha. Bayley seized the opportunity and got herself away from Sasha. You know that old heel saying, "I'll face you, on my time". My time, normally mean jumping their opponent from behind, lol. 

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH FOR THE  RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 
They always say Karma is a bitch. Tonight Karma appears at the size of The Big Show, LMAO, OMG. I like that totally awesome well played. The Big Show punishing Randy with a slam through the announce table. 
I don't know what Drew McIntyre concocted for tonight. Whatever it is, so far its been brilliant. A night filled with Randy Orton retributions coming from Christian in the backstage area and Shawn Michaels delivering the sweetchin music to Randy Orton from the top of the ambulance. Everyone's coming out this evening and getting their piece of payback on Orton. 
Drew McIntyre came very close to losing the World Championship. Randy Orton almost had Drew McIntyre in the ambulance. Drew McIntyre wouldn't let Orton shut the door. McIntyre manage to escape through the ambulance. Randy Orton ended up being the one locked inside the ambulance but not before Drew McIntyre made his final move. The punt on Randy Orton's head that started all of this. Now, the ambulance is closed and locked with Randy Orton and the Natureboy Ric Flair behind the wheels ready to go the local hospital, lol. It seems everyone came out for a piece of revenge towards Randy Orton except Edge. I wish, Edge was there. He deserves as much payback on Orton as possible. 

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/COUSIN VS COUSIN"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JEY USO
Jey Uso trying to play mind games on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns did not come out here for games. Jey Uso punches are bouncing off Roman Reigns his punches don't faze him. Roman Reigns knocked out Jey Uso with one superman punch and two rogue punches and yet Jey Uso is still standing. Roman Reigns continuing with the beat down. I feel he proved his point, he should just take the pin count. Okay, Jey Uso back up with some momentum taking down Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns should have gotten out of there. Jey Uso with a super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out. 
Jey Uso with another super kick and pin attempt. Roman Reigns kicking out. Roman Reigns spearing Jey Uso. Roman Reigns looking to be declared as the "Tribal Chief" "The Head of Table!" Jey Uso denying Roman Reigns request. The more Jey Uso keeps denying. The more Roman Reigns will continue to lay the Smackdown on Jey Uso. Roman Reigns will not stop until, he's acknowledged as "The Tribal Chief!" 
Jimmy Uso coming down the ramp with a white towel. Jimmy begging Roman Reigns to stop. Jey telling Jimmy not to throw in the towel. Jimmy doesn't care he's thinking about his brother. You have this guy in the ring who Jey Uso thought was his cousin but it turns out Roman Reigns is nothing more than a monster. I don't blame Jimmy for throwing in the towel. Jey may not have like it but trust me it was for your own good. Jey Uso needed to get away from that monster. 

NEXT WWE EVENT:
HELL IN A CELL, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2020

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2020 Issue #01 "AEW ALL OUT!"

Yes I made it back home in time. In time for tonight's AEW All Out. I just needed to step out and get myself twisted for the night. Just got finish tossing back some mimosa. I'm looking forward to some more mimosa later on during match of the evening; Chris Jericho vs Orange Cassidy.

MATCH #01 "TOOTH N NAILS MATCH"
BIG SWOLE DEFEAT BRIT BAKER DMD
I'm going to remember this match the next time I visit a dentist office. No Rebal tonight. 

MATCH #02
YOUNG BUCKS DEFEAT JURASSIC EXPRESS I figure the Young Bucks would win. AEW loves the Young Bucks. Its obvious they don't give a shit about Jurassic Express. As I recall since Jurassic Express been together they only had one victory.

MATCH #03 "CASINO BATTLE ROYAL"
GROUP $01
TRENT SEVEN, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, JAKE HAGAR,  THE BLADE, RAY FENIX....
GROUP #02
FRANKIE KAZARIAN, WILL HOBBS, CHUCK TAYLOR, SANTANA AND OTIS....
GROUP #03
BILLY GUNN, PENTAGON, BRIAN CAGE, RICKY STARKS AND DARBY ALLIN....
GROUP #04
SHAWN SPEARS, EDDIE KINGSTON, SONNY KISS, LANCE ARCHER AND THE BUTCHER....
#21ST MAN
MATT SYDAL IS THE JOKER....
Matt Sydal making his AEW debut

LANCE ARCHER WINNER OF THE CASINO BATTLE ROYAL. Lance Archer #01 contender.

MATCH #04 "BROKEN RULES MATCH"
MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 
Matt Hardy had hit his onto the concrete. 
Referee Aubrey Edward's and Doc Samson stopping the match. Both competitors looking to continue and kill each other, specifically Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy manage to get hold of Sammy Guevara and the match continued on.

MATCH #05 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT THUNDEROSA
Thunderosa is a good wrestler. She really put it on Hikaru Shidu but all it took was that knee kick to lay her down.

MATCH #06 "08 MAN TAG TEAM"
NATURAL NIGHTMARES, SCORPIO SKY AND MATT CARDONA DEFEAT THE DARK ORDER 
The Dark Order had the Natural Nightmare beat. Brodie Lee set up Colt Cabana for a win. Colt Cabana screwed it up with a moonsault. Brodie Lee was irate. 

THIS WEDNESDAY, ON AEW DYNAMITE 
BRODIE LEE VS DUSTIN RHODES FOR THE TNT CHAMPIONSHIP 

MATCH #07 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
F.T.R. DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA AND HANGMAN PAGE
Of course, I was wondering how long it'll take for your WWE criticisms. Really, Jr and Xcalibur an immature crack about WWE's tag team. 🀭
Kenny's doing a lot in this match. Hangman does have his back but at a minimum. F.T.R. possibly looking at gold at the end of night. Harwood and Wheeler going in on Kenny Omega, as if this a handicap match. Hangman Page finally back inside the ring. He had plenty of time to rest. 
F.T.R. they came to AEW seeking to become the new tag team champions but this match was war. F.T.R. had to earn them titles and they did. They put up on a fight and whupped the asses of Kenny Omega and Hangman Page.

MATCH #08 "MIMOSA MAYHEM MATCH"
ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 
This is a very unusual match requested by Chris Jericho. A mimosa match, basically the first person to take dive into the mimosa vat loses. We have both competitors being extremely careful as they wrestler on all sides of this ring. There's two vats set up on both sides of the ring. So far, Chris Jericho went through the vat halfway his foot only.
Okay, Orange Cassidy again knocking Chris Jericho straight into the mimosa vat, lmao omg classic. Chris Jericho created it, Chris Jericho bask in it, lol

AEW FULL GEAR SATURDAY NOV. O7TH

MATCH #09 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT MJF 
MJF showing off in the ring. I think MJF may have broken Moxley's shoulder during the tussle. Moxley working with a one arm. Moxley with the paradigm shift, he can lose championship. He almost lost the title. 
MJF with the heatseeker
Moxley and MJF on their knees throwing blows going back n forth, lol.
Wardlow threw in the diamond ring to MJF 
The referees back was turned trying to get Wardlow off of the side of the ring 
Jon Moxley pulled off that illegal maneuver with the paradigm shift behind the referees back.





Sunday, August 30, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #03 "WWE Payback"

Payback Kick Off Show Live Stream Panel with Charly Caruso, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield, Peter Rosenberg, Booker T and Jerry "The King" Lawler 
R-Truth, what are you doing here. Raw Talk is tomorrow, you big doofus.🀦‍♂️ Your interrupting the Kick Off Show. 

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
THE RIOTT SQUAD DEFEAT THE IICONICS 
Shades of Kay from Billie Kay, Ruby Riott feeling it. Double team in the corner by Billie Kay and Peyton Royce on Ruby Riott. I'm looking at the frustration on Liv Morgan's face. The desperation, she want inside the ring. Liv Morgan finally tags herself in. Liv Morgan with the double stomp on Peyton Royce. Liv Morgan tagging back in Ruby Riott. 

Okay its Payback Time! 
Of course get rid of the garbage matches first. I just hope Apollo Crews is successful this week just like he was last week against MVP. Of course MVP needs Bobby Lashley assistance to capture the United States Championship. Lol, No Hurt Business being bard from ringside this week. Gee I wonder why, lol. 
Uh huh look what I told you already MVP and Shelton Benjamin up and ready to take down Apollo but they can't because they know if any member of the Hurt Business lay a hand on Apollo Crews the match will be declared a disqualification. 
Bobby Lashley with a full nelson on Apollo Crews. Apollo Crews tapping out. Bobby Lashley the new United States Championship 🀭 Bobby Lashley and the Hurt Business are very thrilled. Apollo Crews shutting down their happiness. Apollo Crews making it clear, he's coming back for his championship.
MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS 


Another garbage match their airing at the early start of the program. 🀭 
Okay Big E have gotten my attention driving Sheamus through the ropes on to the mats. 
Big E with his finisher taking down the Celtic Warrior with Big Ending. 
Big E letting Corey Graves know, "I'm ready if you don't feel that, you don't feel me!"
MATCH #02
BIG E DEFEAT SHEAMUS 


We're starting to see a change in the pay per view as it gets fired up with Matt Riddle facing King Snorbin.🀭 I can't stand this so call King. Why is he a King anyway. You know, Corbin should be one of those sudan that's known for carrying a king.
MATCH #03 
MATT RIDDLE DEFEAT KING CORBIN 
King Corbin not accepting Matt Riddle's victory. Corbin letting Riddle know the war isn't over. 


Okay, now we're getting down to business. WWE Women's Tag Team Championship on the line. Will Sasha Banks and Bayley still be champions after this match is over. We all know Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler the biggest bitches in the WWE that can't stand one another willing to put their differences aside for the WWE Tag Team Championships. 
Nia and Shayna doing exactly what they said backstage, "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of your way". Nia and Shayna very dominate during this match. Sasha and Bayley trying to figure out how to regroup. Shayna Baszler with Bayley in the carabuda clutch. Bayley tapped out. One Belt Bayley, No Belt Banks. 
MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER & NIA JAX DEFEAT BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS 


Keith Lee is up next against the legend killer, Randy Orton. I wish him all the best. The only thing I ask of the match is Keith Lee, please wear shorts and not a skirt. 
Okay I see he has on tight shorts, I don't know that must hurt his testicles. Let 'em breathe brother. Okay that's enough of biology. Let's get into the match. Keith Lee feeling the slaps coming from Randy Orton. Randy Orton demanding respect. An elbow by Keith Lee, the impact sends Randy Orton rolling across the ring. Keith Lee slamming Randy Orton into the commentary table. Randy Orton attempting an RKO on Keith Lee. Keith Lee with his strength set up Randy Orton with the spirit bomb. Keith Lee pinned Randy Orton. 
MATCH 05 
KEITH LEE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 


I got my fingers crossed for The Mysterio family. I'm getting sick and tired of the Monday Night Moron and his girlfriend Murphy. Dominic Mysterio already all over Murphy. Seth Rollins want to take care of Dominic. Dominic tagging in Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio all over Murphy. Rey Mysterio wants Seth Rollins in the ring. Seth with a little hesitation. Seth and Murphy back and forth with tagging ins keeping Rey Mysterio away from Dominic. Rey Mysterio finally reached Dominic. Seth Rollins with the falcon arrow on Dominic. Dominic kicking out. Seth Rollins taking apart Dominic Mysterio. Dominic needs to get to Rey Mysterio but he's across the ring. Dominic manage to make it. Rey Mysterio is back inside. Rey Mysterio getting a piece of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio off the top rope. Omg, Seth Rollins with a kick to the ribs of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins and Murphy firing Dominic straight into the barricade. There making sure Dominic isn't a factor anymore. Seth Rollins looking to do some kind of powerbomb on Rey Mysterio into the corner turnbuckle. Murphy accidentally kicked Seth Rollins. 
Dominic pinned Murphy 
Seth Rollins isn't pleased with Murphy's clumsiness. He's very disappointed. Let's see how the Monday Night Moron responds to that on Raw tomorrow night.
MATCH #06
REY MYSTERIO & DOMINIC DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS & MURPHY 


I guess this was all in them contracts on Friday night Smackdown. We're getting a chance to see a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification and Triple Threat match.... The match haven't begun yet Braun Strowman making up for last week and getting an early start on The Fiend. The bell haven't rung yet because Roman Reigns haven't been announced. Where is Roman Reigns? What is Paul Heyman up to? Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman in the back watching these two monsters kill each other. There's no falls count anywhere it doesn't matter to Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman spearing The Fiend off the stage. Braun Strowman dragging The Fiend back in the ring, Braun Strowman with The Fiend. Lol, omg Braun Strowman and The Fiend the  impact from their body made the ring implode lmao. Oh yeah now Roman Reigns comes out to take advantage of two men lying in the struggle. Perhaps laying in the waste is a better term. Who the hell is this new Roman Reigns? Seriously bro walking down the ramp while your signing the contract. Paul Heyman gassed this man's head up. Roman Reigns pinned Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns now stating he got back the championship he never lost. 
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN AND THE FIEND 

Next WWE Event: 
Clash of Championship Sun, September 27th

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam"

Summerslam 2020 Kick Off Show with Booker T, Charly Caruso, Renee Young, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Peter Rosenberg 

Shayna Baszler leaving a message for whoever wins the women's championship tonight. "She got next!" 

First Kick Off Show Match of the night. An opportunity by Apollo Crews to defend his title against MVP with his boys banned from ringside. The United States Championship on the line. If MVP loses this match its back to the end of the line. Welcome to the thunderdome. I see, the crowd is out loud. 

Kick Off Show Match "United States Championship"
APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT MVP
Apollo Crews defeat MVP but here comes the Hurt Business. Apollo getting out of dodge in a hurry. 

We're getting ready to close out the Kick Off Show but before we do so I would like to send my love and appreciation to a very special lady. Renee, this is for everything you have done for the WWE. Your more than just a commentator. Renee Young your a real classy woman. Good luck on your new path in life. I heard you have published a cook book lots of luck and success and God bless to you! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΏ 

I wasn't expecting to see this match up first. 
Bayley vs Asuka first match of night. Bayley defending her 317 day reign. I know why they're doing this. Asuka's next match with Sasha is later on. They figure if Asuka go up against Bayley this early it'll give her a lot of time to rest. 

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 
Sasha jumping in the ring wanting to get some early shots off of Asuka trying to weakening her up for their match later.


Kevin Owens joining the commentary for this match. The Kevin Owens Show returns tomorrow night on Raw with Aleister Black as his guest. 
MATCH #02 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE & ANGEL GARZA 
Andrade inadvertently knocked Zelina Vega off of the side of the ring. Andrade was checking on Zelina. Angel Garza had no one to tag in. The Streets Profits meant what they've said, you'll never see us coming lmao 

MATCH #03 "HAIR VS HAIR, NO DISQUALIFICATION, THE LOSER LEAVES WWE MATCH"
MANDY ROSE DEFEAT SONYA DEVILLE 
This match sucked. Sure the brawl between the ladies were awesome it doesn't mean a damn thing when you already know the results to the match. There's been several rumors over this match during the past weeks that Sonya Deville was departing from the WWE. Excuse me where does Sonya think She's going. She does know her hair have to get shaved. I don't care if that bitch is being stalked and she haves personal issues. It was this bitch that came up with this stipulation. 

MATCH #04 "STREET FIGHT"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 
Dominik Mysterio gets his premiere match tonight against Seth Rollins. Dominik standing up for the Mysterio family and eliminating the Monday Night Moron, lol. Rey Mysterio standing at ringside not getting involved. Seth Rollins talk too damn much. Dominik utilizing the same table that Seth had set up. Dominik with a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, frog splash from the top rope. Seth Rollins torturing Rey Mysterio because he knows Rey can not get involved. Seth Rollins and Murphy handcuffing Rey Mysterio to the ring ropes. Seth and Murphy were about to whip Rey with the kendu sticks. Dominik Mysterio from behind attacking Seth and Murphy. Dominik with a 6.1.9 on Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the curb stomp on Dominik Mysterio right in front of his father. Dominik leaving Summerslam tonight as soldier. He put up a gutsy fight against the Monday Night Moron. 

Asuka up for her next championship attempt against Miss Boss Time Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship 

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT SASHA BANKS 
I'm disappointed in you Bayley. My girl, Bayley wouldn't sacrifice herself for her homegirl Sasha. Tick Tock 

I don't give a shit about Randy Orton but I guess his match wasn't good enough for the main event. So that can only mean Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt have something exciting during their match if that's main event material tonight. I hope Drew McIntyre wasn't offended for being downgraded for the night. The only thing I want from Drew McIntyre is to leave Summerslam with that same championship around his waist. Its been 139 days since Drew McIntyre removed the Raw championship from The Beast Broc Lesnar and I would like for this championship to remain around the Scottish Psychopath.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 
Match already in progress, typical Randy Orton making his way out of dodge. Randy Orton already with the games. I would really love to know who hits first, the claymore or the rko. Both men going back and forth. 
Drew McIntyre held on as champion his reign continues.πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Drew McIntyre is still our WWE Champion.

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE FIEND DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
Okay its falls count anywhere match about to go down throughout the dome. The monster vs the fiend for the universal championship. This explains a lot more why its the main event. This match is closing out Summerslam. I'm with Corey Graves I never seen this side of Strowman either. Okay, these two are leaving the arena and heading into the back. The Fiend dragging Strowman back into the arena. Strowman looking for a box cutter to slice up the mat. Strowman exposing the mat. Strowman experiencing his carelessness from the exposed mat. The Fiend laying out Strowman with two sister abigails followed by a pinfall. The Fiend becoming the new universal champion. Roman Reigns with a spear and beating the hell out of The Fiend. Roman Reigns with a steel chair all over Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns with another spear on The Fiend. Summerslam we never saw this coming. Roman Reigns, I'm glad you came. Totally awesome. 
Next Sunday, August 30th WWE Payback 


Saturday, August 22, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover XXX"

NXT Takeover Kick Off Show 
Breezango defeat Imperium and Legado Del Fantasma 

Awesome match to kick off a pay per view. My money is on Finn Balor. Finn Balor need to stop getting shitted on by the WWE. 

NXT Takeover XXX 
MATCH #01
FINN BALOR DEFEAT TIMOTHY THATCHER 
Okay πŸ‘Œ that's what I'm talking about πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏCongratulations, Finn Balor πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ for picking your 12th NXT Takeover win tonight. Totally awesome, not to mention for beating that bastard Timothy Thatcher for spoiling your chances of being in the North American Championship ladder match. 

Speaking of North American Championship ladder match look what I get to see. 

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"
DAMIEN PRIEST DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO, BRONSON REED, CAMERON GRIMES, AND VELVETEEN DREAMS
Johnny Gargano and Damien Priest the last two males at the top of the ladder, grappling over the belt. The title have gotten loose. Priest manage to get hold of it. Damien Priest, the new North American Champion.

MATCH #03 
ADAM COLE DEFEAT PAT MCAFEE 

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
I.O. SHIRAI DEFEAT DAKOTA KAI W/ RAQUEL GONZALES 
Dakota Kai had inadvertently kicked out the referee. The referee is temporarily out cold. Raquel Gonzalez taking advantage of IO Shirai with an beat down. IO Shirai still manage to kick out. Raquel in total disbelief. Raquel Gonzalez from behind flattening IO Shirai. Rhea Ripley coming down the ramp. Rhea and Raquel with a face to face. Dakota and Raquel Gonzalez decided to back away from Rhea Ripley. But, don't think that Rhea Ripley came down here to save IO Shirai. She only came down here to save her next title opportunity, that's all. Rhea Ripley don't give a shit about IO Shirai. 

Lol, okay I see Damien Priest found himself some hoochies. He's celebrating his North American Championship, lol

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KARRION KROSS DEFEAT KEITH LEE 
The match of the night. What everyone been waiting for. Both men haven't kept their eyes off of one another since they've gotten in the ring. Keith Lee all fired up and ready for action. Scarlett looking on the side. Kross looking to separate Lee's shoulders. Keith Lee buying himself sometime lifting 251 lbs of spaghetti legs, lol. I'm sensing the frustration in Scarlett. Karrion Kross giving Keith Lee his all. Karrion Kross has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Karrion Kross been terminator tonight. It takes the heart ❤ of a soldier to take down someone like him. Apparently, Keith Lee couldn't do it. Keith Lee couldn't get pass the doomsday 



Sunday, July 19, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2020 Issue #01 "Extreme Rules The Horror Show"

Kick Off Show Match 
KEVIN OWENS DEFEATED MURPHY 
Kevin Owens going right in trying to take out the disciple' Murphy. Murphy trying to slow down Kevin Owens with a sleeper. Kevin Owens with a DDT, face first into the canvas for Murphy. Kevin Owens with a cannonball into the corner onto Murphy. Kevin Owens from the top turnbuckle. Kevin Owens going down. Murphy with the double knees into Kevin Owens. The power of Murphy. Murphy delivering the brainbuster onto Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens with a moonsault from the top turnbuckle into the pinfall. Murphy kicking out. Kevin Owens with a super kick onto Murphy followed by a stunner. Kevin Owens with the pinfall. Kevin Owens capturing the victory and also possibly eliminating one potential disciple from interfering in tonight's match with Seth Rollins and Rey Mysterio. 

EXTREME RULES THE HORROR SHOW 
MATCH 01: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
CESARO AND SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEATED THE NEW DAY
Cesaro ramming Kofi Kingston through a double table set up. A set up put together by Kofi Kingston, lol. Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura are overlooked no more. The new Smackdown Tag Team Champions. 

Nikki Cross, Alexa Cross, Asuka and Kairi Sane having a brief moment backstage with Nikki Cross to boost her spirits and motivation before the match. 

Bayley and Sasha Banks coming to the ring. Bayley, who have been holding the Smackdown Women's Championship for 282 days guarantees her reign will continue. 

MATCH 02: "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP" 
BAYLEY DEFEATED NIKKI CROSS 
The referee was distracted. Sasha Banks handed Bayley her Boss ring. Bayley using it on Nikk Cross. 

OMG, where going to have this a VIP Lounge during Extreme Rules.... MVP sucks he's basically taking his own self-made championship title home. Apparently Apollo Crews is unavailable to wrestle tonight because he didn't pass his physical exam. Well, we all can thank Bobby Lashley for that. Apollo Crews suffering a shoulder injury due to the full Nelson placed onto him by Bobby Lashley. Apollo Crews had to forfeit tonight's match. 

MATCH 03: "AN EYE FOR AN EYE" 
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATED REY MYSTERIO 
LOL, omg Seth Rollins bringing pliers to the ring. He's so crazy. Uh oh, there he is, Rey Mysterio we're getting things started before the bell. Rey Mysterio with the pliers now. Seth Rollins with Rey Mysterio in the falcon arrow on the side of ring. Seth Rollins with a kendu stick going for Rey Mysterio's left eye. 
Rey Mysterio with the frogsplash off of the top turnbuckle into the ribs of Seth Rollins. Rey Mysterio breaking apart the kendu stick. Rey Mysterio making it sharp. Rey Mysterio ramming it into Seth Rollins eye. Rey Mysterio feels that it isn't enough. Rey Mysterio want to ram Seth Rollins eye into the corner of steps. He want Rollins to feel the same pain that he went through. 
Seth Rollins with a stomp on Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins looking to damage the other eye of Rey Mysterio. Seth Rollins, he paused and backed away. Rey Mysterio is down, he needs a medical attention. I guess, this makes Seth the winner. You can tell the crowd isn't pleased at Seth Rollins right now. 

MATCH 04: "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEATED ASUKA
Ok its "BOSS TIME".... 
Asuka got Sasha Banks in a roll up position. Sasha roll over to the ring ropes to break the hole. Asuka with a hip attack down goes Sasha Banks. Asuka with the sliding knee, down goes Sasha Banks again. Bayley not looking very happy. Bayley and I have a look of concern for Sasha. Sasha Banks with an armbar locking it in Asuka. Sasha showing some comeback. Sasha with the double knees on Asuka. I'm feeling Sasha's comeback but you know what's her problem. She talk too damn much during the match. She need to lay off the bragging. Sasha taking Asuka into the plexi glass. Sasha Banks looking to score her moment, she's going in with the bank statement. Sasha needs to think fast and stop yapping. Asuka have her in a different zone. Asuka is all over Sasha once again. Sasha going in for the kill from the top of the post.
Sasha Banks slipped off the ringpost. Sasha Banks refusing medical treatment. 
Sasha Banks wanted the match to continue.
Bayley and Kairi Sane were going at one another on the side of the ring.
Bayley tried to give Sasha Banks one of the tag team championships, but the referee wasn't going to let Sasha Banks use it.
Asuka went for the green mist, Sasha ducked and it went into the face of the referee. This is so hilarious lmao. Bayley yanking the referee shirt off of the referee and disguising herself as a referee so Sasha can get tonight's victory, lol. What will Boss N Hug think of next, lol omg. 

MATCH 05: "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEATED DOLPH ZIGGLER
Dolph Ziggler finally naming the stipulation, a extreme rules match for Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler doesn't need to abide by the rules during this match. Drew McIntyre can not use any type of weapons during this match or else he'll be disqualified. If you really think about it Dolph Ziggler sucks. This match actually makes Drew McIntyre look good at the end. 
Wow, that was close we almost had a new champion. Dolph Ziggler almost had it. Dolph Ziggler taking out Drew McIntyre knee with a steel chair followed by the zig zag. Dolph Ziggler using every weapon, every maneuver. Dolph Ziggler is beside himself. Drew McIntyre won't die. 
Dolph Ziggler setting things up for the super kick. Drew McIntyre coming right in with the claymore and taking Dolph Ziggler's head off. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH 06: "SWAMP FIGHT"
BRAY WYATT DEFEATED BRAUN STROWMAN 
This is like the Aj Styles vs The Undertaker Backyard Bone Match. You can tell this match was prerecorded in a swamp somewhere and is being used for tonight's main event. 
Okay that was creepy, Alexa Bliss doing the voice of Sister Abigail. 
Braun Strowman tossing Bray Wyatt into the swamp. Bray Wyatt pulling Braun Strowman into the swamp. The Fiend popping up from the swamp with his famous words "LET ME IN!" The match and The Pay Per View is over. 

Next, WWE Event....
Summer Slam Sunday August 23, 2020

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2020 Issue #02 "Backlash"




MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY AND SASHA BANKS DEFEAT THE ICONICS, ALEXA BLISS AND NIKKI CROSS 
Sasha Banks pinning Alexa Bliss 

MATCH #02
SHEAMUS DEFEAT JEFF HARDY 
Jeff Hardy with a pin on Sheamus. Sheamus with his veteran instincts manages to get his foot onto the ropes. Sheamus with the brogue kick knocking out Jeff Hardy. Sheamus with the pin over Jeff Hardy.

MATCH #03 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT NIA JAX BY A DOUBLE COUNT OUT 

The Miz and Morrison premiering there insulting video of "Hey Hey" about Braun Strowman, before the match begins. 

MATCH $04 "HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON 
Braun Strowman pinned The Miz 

MATCH #05 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 
Lana coming down to the ring and getting involved in the match. Lana accusing the referee of cheating for Drew McIntyre. She was trying to help Bobby Lashley. At least that's what she thought. Bobby Lashley trying to get her to return to the locker room. Drew McIntyre taking an advantage with the claymore to score a victory over Bobby Lashley. I suppose tomorrow night on Raw, this will all be Lana's fault. Bobby Lashley have no one to blame but himself. This is what happens when you bring too much baggage to the arena. 

I have no idea what is suppose to be going on, The Viking Raiders and Street Profits are suppose to be facing one another but instead their instead the parking lot fighting a bunch of ninjas. And, Akira Tozawa happen to be one of those ninjas. Okay, whatever πŸ₯±

MATCH #06
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT EDGE 
I'm not going to sit here and acknowledge this match as the Greatest Match Ever because I think, WWE Universe are morons. However I will say this it was a good match probably the best match of the night I'll give it that much.πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ But, Greatest match ever, WWE is over selling it.

Next, WWE Events
Extreme Rules Sunday, July 19th 2020

Summerslam Sunday, August 23, 2020


Sunday, June 7, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2020 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover In Your House!"

MATCH #01
FINN BALOR DEFEAT DAMIEN PRIEST

MATCH #02 "NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEITH LEE DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO

MATCH #03 "BACKLOT BRAWL FOR THE NXT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ADAM COLE THE VELVETEEN DREAM

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #02 "AEW: Double or Nothing Pay Per View

Why is Vickie Guerrero here, "again". You must always emphasize the word "again". Vickie Guerrero, Tony Khan and Cody Rhodes they have business.πŸ€” They could do whatever business they want to do. In the meantime my business for tonight is "DOUBLE OR NOTHING!" Let's get it started.

THE KICK OFF MATCH 
THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT PRIVATE PARTY 

CASINO LADDER MATCH 
MATCH #01
FRANKIE KAZARIAN vs SCORPIO SKY next up KIP SABAN' with PENELOPE FORD, JIMMY HAVOC (who's not included in the match. He's here supplying a usage of a ladder, there are no disqualification rules in the match) next up to enter DARBY ALLIN verse ORANGE CASSIDY then COLT CABANA then JOEY JANELLA (Replacement of REY FENIX) then LUCHASAURUS then our final and mystery opponent, The Wrath of Cage BRIAN CAGE being accompanied by TAZZ. 
This is a question everyone wants to know, What is Tazz affiliation with Brian Cage? The number one question talked about all night. 
BRIAN CAGE, THE WINNER OF CASINO LADDER CARRYING THE CASINO CHIP

MATCH #02
MJF DEFEAT JUNGLEBOY 
Who cares, πŸ₯±

This is what I want to see right now, my man Iron Mike Tyson. I hope he's out here to do the right thing, wrap that TNT Gold around the person who's worthy πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #03
CODY RHODES DEFEAT LANCE ARCHER 
Mike Tyson doesn't look to happy so far over the match. Just witnessed The Iron Mike yawning trying to dose off. It turns it was Lance Archer keeping him down. Jake The Snake Roberts coming out isn't helping neither. Arn Anderson in the stands. Jake The Snake Roberts trying to distract the referee. Lance Archer at the top of the ring post. Arn Anderson knocking down Lance Archer. A second referee coming out and having Arn Anderson removed from ringside. The first referee wanted Jake The Snake Roberts removed from ringside. Iron Mike Tyson wouldn't back up neither referee's stories he stood by Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes tonight on May 23, 2020. Cody Rhodes became the AEW premiere TNT Television Champion πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #04
KRIS STATLANDER DEFEAT PENELOPE FORD
Penelope Ford, (Filling tonight for Brit Baker)

MATCH #05
DUSTIN RHODES DEFEAT SHAWN SPEARS
Shawn Spears not dressed to wrestle. He's looking for an easy win. Shawn Spears expecting Dustin Rhodes not to show up. Shawn Spears want him counted out. Dustin Rhodes music begin to play. Shawn Spears with no wrestling attire, he's wrestling in draws tonight. Dustin Rhodes taking apart Shawn Spears suit, lmao. I hope he put a spear one in his locker room. 

MATCH #06 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE 
Up, until tonight I haven't had much pleasure with Double or Nothing. The Casino ladder match was awesome, Cody Rhodes defeating Lance Archer and becoming the first AEW TNT TV Champion. This right here is another match I have my eyes set on. I actually do not care who wins. I just want to see two brutal and badass women go at it. They have 60 minutes within the ring. I'm looking forward to all the action. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ What a fitting end to this match. What a great match put on by both competitors, totally awesome. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ So far, AEW is making me happy with the matches of my interest, lol. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

It is time for the first of two main events of the evening. 

MATCH #07 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT BRODIE LEE 
Brodie Lee with a suplex followed by a plethora of strikes, Jon Moxley at the top, Brodie Lee sending Jon Moxley flying across the ring, Jon Moxley with a plan, Brodie Lee staying ahead of Jon Moxley's plan, Jon Moxley flipping Brodie Lee onto the steel steps. Jon Moxley slamming Brodie Lee into the ramp. Brodie Lee coming back up bleeding. Jon Moxley looking to do more damage onto the cut on the forehead. Brodie Lee won't go down. Jon Moxley with the neck cramp, Jon Moxley's version of the sleeper Brodie Lee not moving. Jon Moxley regaining the Championship he never lost.

We're getting ready to close out the night with The Elite facing The Inner Circle. The last 60 minutes of the night. I would get snuggled up underneath the covers whether its by yourself or with your loved one. Basically what I'm saying, your going to enjoy the rest of the night and a good night its already been. What an awesome match to close the show.

MATCH #08 "STAMPEDE STADIUM MATCH"
THE ELITE DEFEAT THE INNER CIRCLE 

#72 JAKE HAGER
#27 CHRIS JERICHO 
#51 SANTANA 
#50 ORTIZ
#93 SAMMY GUEVARA 

THE YOUNGBUCKS 
KENNY OMEGA 
MATT HARDY 
HANGMAN ADAM PAGE
(Where is Hangman? He haven't shown up.)

Ok, here come Hangman Page making an entrance on a horse running down Sammy Guevara. 

This is wrestling inside a football stadium which is very difficult to view. A stadium is much larger than an a arena. You need plenty more cameras. I think I would like to see more footage on the cheerleaders than the wrestlers. Now, they're taking it in the stands. We almost had our first pinfall of the night. One of the Youngbucks almost pinned Chris Jericho. Santana and Ortiz meeting Kenny Omega in the concession area. Santana and Ortiz teaching Matt Hardy how to swim. Multiple versions of Matt Hardy reemerging from the pool. Matt Hardy literally ringing the the bell over, Ortiz and confining him to a chair rest for a couple of days. Matt Hardy putting Santana on ice, locked inside the icebox. Jake Hager on the prowl and come across Hangman at the bar. Hangman asked Jake Hager, Are you here to drink or do you want to fight? Jake Hager wants to fight. Kenny Omega coming to his partner's aide. Kenny and Hangman with a series of the Bubbly being smashed over the head of Jake Hager until he finally went down. Hangman and Kenny celebrating. Meanwhile, back on the field. There's alot going on the field. Its hard to keep up. They're having alot of fun. This isn't your usual wrestling match. Sammy Guevara, although I don't feel for him. He's being embarrased and humiliated alot tonight. Kenny Omega with the one winged angel on Sammy Guevara, allowing The Elite to capture the victory over The Inner Circle for tonight.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"

And, now Rusty Jabbz kick off The Money In The Bank Kick Off Show, here with Peter Rosenberg and new comer, Scott Stanford.
I don't know, he may not be a new comer to some y'all die hard wrestling and sports fans but he happen to be a new comer to me. I never seen him before. Regardless of all of that, let's kick off, The Kick Off Show.

MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT CESARO 
I wonder how long it'll be before Sheamus interferes. They're giving Jeff Hardy a comeback match against former member of The Bar, Cesaro. Both, Cesaro and Jeff Hardy giving it, its all in this match. Jeff Hardy picking up the win. A great match so far on the Money In The Bank Kick Off Show. What makes this match even more great was the fact there was, no Sheamus. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Any match without the involvement of Sheamus is a great match.

Okay, that was good to hear. Me and Peter Rosenberg are both for Aleister Black and Nia Jax. It look like Me and Peter got good taste in who deserve those briefcases.

MONEY IN THE BANK PAY PER VIEW: 
FATAL FOURWAY - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH #01:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY, THE MIZ & MORRISON AND THE FORGOTTEN SONS
Lol, omg already The New Day starting some shit. Big E tossing his jacket at Corey Graves and knocking off his headphones, lol. So far great match to kick off with we're picking up where we left off on Friday. Let's go LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Forgotten Sons make people remember your names tonight. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ I want anyone to win this match as long as it isn't MC M.I.Z. or Johnny Drip Drip. Miz and Morrison are starting to make me sick, sick. 
There are no disqualifications in the fatal fourway match. Jaxson Ryker have every right to be out here. The referee sending him to the locker room. The New Day retaining the titles. Big E saying, "We ain't never letting them go!"

Lacey Evans spent all day, today studying the lay out of the Titan Towers. If Lacey Evans wins tonight, she will torture Bayley with that briefcase but first, Bayley must retain her title tonight. 

Omg, why wasn't this match on the kick off show. What a punch in the gut to Jeff Hardy and Cesaro. Who gives a shit about R-Truth vs MVP. The most annoying African Americans in the WWE. They're more annoying than The New Day and The Street Profits. 
I don't understand Bobby Lashley's presence. Bobby Lashley giving MVP the night off. 

MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT R-TRUTH 
Okay, I'll accept that. I rather see Bobby Lashley put a ass whupping on R-Truth. MVP and R-Truth, they both suck. I'm glad its over, no need for wasting our times. 

There go my girl, Bayley still Smackdown Women's Champion holding the championship for 211 days now. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Okay girl, you can do it. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
I'm loving, Bayley she's awesome not to mention, she has a tremendous phat ass, Beautiful! πŸ˜›

MATCH #03 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT TAMINA 
Michael Cole always hating on my girl. I don't have anything against Tamina. She deserves to be a champion and if this is Tamina's night I'll accept it but I won't love it. Bayley in the toughest fight of her WWE career. You don't have to agree with Bayley and her new attitude. However you should respect her work ethics inside that square ring. Bayley doing a good job, targeting the leg of Tamina. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Good Veteran instincts. Bayley with some more damage on Tamina's leg with the leg lock. Tamina with a somoan drop on Bayley. Bayley catching some air, taking a time out. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Come on, Bayley don't let me down. Tamina sending Bayley flying over the announce table. Bayley have gotten Tamina upset. Tamina looking to take out Bayley. Sasha Banks with an interference. Tamina is off her game. Bayley capitalizing on Tamina's ignorance and pinning her down for the win. That's right my girl, Bayley did it again but I must thank, Sasha Banks for the little interference that really helped. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ "BOSS N HUG RIDES AGAIN!" 

Do I really have to hear, The Monday Night Moron. Seriously, Dude your killing my buzz. I would like to enjoy, Bayley and Sasha victory. 

MATCH #04 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BRAY WYATT 
I don't know this match can go either way. I'm hoping that Braun Strowman wins. I just hope there isn't any politics involved. I understand that Roman Reigns will be back soon. I don't want Braun Strowman to lose because Roman Reigns is coming back. Let's say Braun Strowman wins tonight. There isn't anything wrong with Braun Strowman facing Roman Reigns. I'm being honest I am not a big fan of Braun Strowman but I still think Braun Strowman should hold on a little longer to the title. Okay Strowman your doing good. Survive some more of those, Sister Abigails. Bray Wyatt can't believe it that Braun Strowman gotten up from the sister abigail. Okay, Strowman with the Black Sheep mask. Bray Wyatt looking very thrilled over it. Braun Strowman hugging Bray Wyatt. It look like Braun is home. Braun Strowman running a game on Bray Wyatt. Braun Strowman tearing off the mask and stomping all over it. Braun Strowman with mind games of his own. Bray Wyatt getting suckered, it cost him the match. "The Black Sheep Stands Alone!"

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS 
This is going to be a good match but a complete waste of time. Seth Rollins isn't leaving here tonight as the new WWE World Champion. Both, competitors are going to put it on one another. These two will compete again in 05 weeks at Backlash. 
Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the announce table. Drew McIntyre feeling some anger. Drew McIntyre tossing Seth Rollins across the ring. Drew McIntyre feeling the pain in his knee from earlier. Drew McIntyre getting the fight back in him. Seth Rollins is up. Seth Rollins off the top rope with the frog splash. Drew McIntyre kicking out at the count of one. Seth Rollins losing it in the match. Seth Rollins going for the chair. The referee telling Seth Rollins what will happen if he decides to use that chair. Seth Rollins threw everything at Drew McIntyre, the future shock, the stomp, the falcon arrow and a frog splash, and yet Drew McIntyre manage to kick out everytime. Seth Rollins with another attempt at the stomp, Drew McIntyre returning the favor on Seth Rollins with a Glasgow kiss. Drew McIntyre following it up with a claymore kick taking down, Seth Rollins. Drew McIntyre standing tall tonight. Even though, he's limping. The better man stands tall tonight. Congratulations Drew McIntyre πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ 
Drew McIntyre showing Seth Rollins a sign of sportsmanship extending the hand. Seth Rollins very doubtful about shaking the hands of Drew McIntyre. 

MATCH #06 "MONEY IN THE BANK MEN AND WOMEN COLLABORATION" 
Up next I believe its the main event. The moment everyone been waiting for a men's and women's Money In The Bank collabo transmitting live from the WWE Headquarters inside the Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut. Participating in this dual Money In The Bank.... Lacey Evans, Shayna Baszler, Otis, Nia Jax, Carmella, Aj Styles, Aleister Black, Dana Brooke, King Corbin, Asuka, Rey Mysterio and Daniel Bryan. 

The match starting from the lobby.
Entering now into the weight room. 
Asuka locking herself inside the elevator, she has the key card to control the elevator.
Otis pinning Aj Styles to the floor of the weight room with a set of weights stacked over him.
Doink hiding behind a chair on the practice ring. 
Dana Brooke inside the conference room capturing the wrong MITB briefcase.
Stephanie McMahon pointing it out to Dana Brooke that she needs to capture the official MITB briefcase from the roof.
Rey Mysterio looking for Aj Styles. 
Brotherly Love coming out of a stall in the bathroom and asking, Rey Mysterio If he loves him. Rey Mysterio, responds sure I do but now isn't the time. 
Aj Styles is the one looking for Rey Mysterio, now. Aj Styles having flashbacks of the boneyard match, after seeing all of The Undertaker memorabilia around.
Aleister Black locking Aj Styles inside of a closet.
Everyone's meeting up inside what seems to be catering area with Paul Heyman. 
Otis smashing a cake into the face of Paul Heyman, lol. Good one, Otis.
Nia Jax eliminating both, Dana Brooke and Carmella they'll be out for awhile or maybe permanent.
Otis having a pie break. John Laurinaitis riding by on a senior citizen mobile cart.
Now, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan going after one another. The brawl leads into Vince McMahon's office. Vince McMahon kicking both of them out of his office. Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan tiding up a bit before they left.
King Corbin from behind all over both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin taking down both, Aj Styles and Daniel Bryan. King Corbin heading to the roof. 
Currently on the roof, Nia Jax, Lacey Evans and Asuka all three going after one another trying to prevent either opponent from setting up the ladder. King Corbin is finally on the roof, the only male competitor so far. Asuka at the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin has his ladder and he's at the top of the ladder. Both, Asuka and Baron Corbin fighting at the top. Asuka preventing Baron Corbin from reaching the briefcase. Why is Asuka doing this? Doesn't she realize that there's two briefcases involved in this match. Asuka pushing King Corbin off of the ladder.
Asuka, captures the Women's MITB briefcase. Asuka is Miss 2020 Money In The Bank winner.
Now, it's all up to the men.
Otis is on the roof, now.
Otis and King Corbin going at it. 
Aleister Black coming to the roof.
Rey Mysterio entering the roof, behind Aleister Black.
Aj Styles is now on the roof.
Daniel Bryan the last one to enter onto the roof. We have all 06 male competitors on the roof of the WWE headquarters. 
Aj Styles and King Corbin, both are on the top of the ladder going for the briefcase. 
Yes, Yes, Yes, I knew he would be back and get his revenge. Elias from behind with the guitar on the back of King Corbin. The Male MITB briefcase fumbled and fell into the hands of Otis. I believe it was Aj Styles to cause the fumbling of the briefcase allowing Otis to capture it. Otis, Mr 2020 Money In The Bank winner. 

This money in the bank match was a bit of a disappointment. This isn't what I was expecting and I know there's a lot of people inside that chat room that can agree with me this was a lame pay per view. Wow, a WWE pay per view for only 2 hours and a half. Shortest WWE pay per view of all time. The early results of the pay per view is what truly made this pay per view. The actual money in the bank was trash and the fact that Otis and Asuka are both the 2020 MITB winners it only makes it suck even more. πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ€¨πŸ₯±πŸ˜΄

Don't believe this saying from Michael Cole, 
"MONEY IN THE BANK, THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD!"
After what I just saw, I beg to differ.

Upcoming Wrestling Show: 
AEW Saturday, May 23, 2020

Upcoming WWE Events:
WWE Backlash Sunday, June 14th, 2020
Extreme Rules, Sunday, July 19th at the Sap Center 
NXT Takeover: Boston Saturday, August 22nd at the TD Garden
Summerslam Sunday, August 23rd at the TD Garden 
NXT UK Takeover: Dublin Saturday, October 25th at the 3Arena
WWE TBA September 2020
WWE TBA October 2020
NXT Takeover: War Games IV TBA November 
WWE Survivor Series TBA November 2020
WWE TBA December 2020