WWE LIVE @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN SATURDAY, JULY 12th
DAM, Sun its wrestling not America's Top Model, lol. I can't believe I'm getting myself all divafied before tonight's live showing at the Garden. I've been looking forward to tonight's event since March 8th.
Lovely seating, looks like I did myself right and why not I deserve it. Especially for the weekend chaos from last week. I can use a night off followed by something B.I.G. Therefore the trashbags, grabbers and stabbers get put down for one weekend. Tonight I want to have some fun and do the littering for a change.
Okay that wasn't what I was expecting. I found myself arriving at the Garden and walking in on an, "Rusev victory!" "BOOOOOOOO!!!!"
1. Rusev defeat Jack Swagger
It's one thing for arriving late to tonight's event. Perhaps I should have arrived a little bit later. Walking into the arena during this match was my first upset of the night. I can't stand, Rusev and her anti-American manager, Lana. Who the fuck, she thinks she is. Her and her Commissioner Vladimir PUKE! could just "SUCK IT!" Anyway Lana you ain't all that. I bet I can wear your outfits better than you, BITCH!
2. Nikki Bella & Natalya defeat Sasha
Banks & Charlotte
3. Bo Dallas defeat Zack Ryder
they should re-introduce him. Instead of Bo Dallas. Here's a more suitable name, "BO-RINNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" thats what he become lately.
Triple Threat Match for the Tag Tag
4. The Usos defeat Goldust & Stardust
and Rybacxl.... retaining their titles.
"U.S. Championship Match"
5. Sheamus defeat Alberto Del Rio
Is it me, or is Sheamus getting his ass kicked by Del Rio in this match. That's probably, no thanks to Del Rio's head start and cheap shot by using the crutches against Sheamus.
6. Adam Rose Vs. Fandango
7. Chris Jericho defeat Randy Orton
WAIT!!! Didn't I see this match, last night on Smack Down, lol. Randy don't look very happy as he exits The Garden. I guess, I would be unhappy to if I lost and embarrassed myself among a crowd of thousands.
Main Event; Lumber Jack Match for
the WWE/ World Heavyweight
8. John Cena defeat Bray Wyatt....
retaining his Championship
Team of Lumberjacks for John Cena being lead by Ric Flair; The Usos, Jack Swagger, R-Truth, The Great Khali, Goldust, Stardust, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Sheamus
Team of Lumberjacks for Bray Wyatt being lead by Triple H; Fandango, Mark Henry, Alberto Del Rio, Titus O'Neill, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas,
I can't believe you, Hunter! You tried to pull that Summerslam Y2K13 stunt. The same move you pulled on, Daniel Bryan. Shame on you, smh!!!
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