Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2017 Issue #04 "Monday Night Raw Live @ The Barclay's Center!"

God, don't you hate it, when people stand up in front of you at a Monday Night Raw event or any event for that matter.

Mick Foley, effective immediately is taking a leave of absence. Here comes, Miss Monday Night Killjoy, Stephanie McMahon, lol. Brooklyn louder with them BOOOOOOOOOOS, we can do better than that. Stephanie McMahon firing Mick Foley, live in BK, that's something.... Sami Zayn coming out to drop some morality lessons onto Stephanie. Let's see if, Stephanie will take these lessons.

Uh oh, Brooklyn, it's about to explode... I remember what happened in BK the last time Somoa Joe's music came on. Let's just say it wasn't pretty.

MATCH #01 SOMOA JOE DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN

I told ya, Brooklyn... the Samoan killer never let us down... I can't believe this, my Brooklynites disappoint me. Seriously your standing up for Charlotte. I wouldn't stand up for Dana Brooke, neither.

MATCH #02 CHARLOTTE DEFEAT DANA BROOKE
Really, waste of my time and I can't believe I'm even saying this, Charlotte's time as well.

What, What, What, that's right Nia Jax in Brooklyn!!!

Looking forward to it... United States Champion, Chris Jericho invading Brooklyn, here tonight....

Special version of Highlight Reel The Real Kevin Owens Somoa Joe causing a distraction, allowing Kevin Owens to attack Chris Jericho from behind laying him out in the middle of the ring. Kevin Owens taking apart the famous Chris Jericho, "The List".

So far it's been an hour in The Barclay's Center and all I can say is, "RAW STILL SUCKS!"

I need some real action to kick off this show, I'm from Brooklyn know what I'm saying ....

Okay, it look like we have some Cruiserweight action going down. I wonder if my main man, A Double in the house tonight.

MATCH #03 BRIAN KENDRICK DEFEAT TJ PERKINS
"Cruiserweight Match"

And, the heavy loud Boooos begin, it must be Roman Reigns we're looking at, lol.

My girlfriend is about to perform. Bayley in BK once again. As well as, the Samoan demolition, Nia Jax. Okay, Raw turning around about time.

MATCH #04 NIA JAX DEFEAT BAYLEY
"No Disqualification Match"

This is what I'm talking about, I can feel the intensity of the crowd. Nia Jax doing it live for Brooklyn!!

Celebrating Womens History with Mae Young

WWESummerslampayperview

No I don't think so. I don't bow down to crackers, lol. This could only mean Triple H is coming out now. An interview being conducted by Michael Cole and I thought I wasn't going to hear a peep from this man all evening. Guess I was wrong.

MATCH #05 SHEAMUS & CESARO DEFEAT ANDERSON & GALLOWS AND ENZO & BIG CASS
"Handicap Match"

Good, I made it back in time for my main man,
AUSTIN ARIES, AUSTIN ARIES, AUSTIN ARIES, AUSTIN ARIES
I missed the last match because of concession services. Raw, doesn't do intermissions like the house shows.

MATCH #06 AUSTIN ARIES DEFEAT TONY NESE
"Cruiserweight Match"

My main man never let me down....
What tha bloodclot? I swear nuh mon what with the rahtid explosion from them pyrotech machines. What you tryin to do, gimme a heart attack? Bumba clot, seriously for Neville. This pussy don't need all this attention. Forgive me for my vulgar patwa language. It seems like I only  recite them vulgarity whenever I'm pissed off.

I can't believe this, Raw is almost over, lol. All them, Mondays nights in my crib suffering from this broadcast. Waiting for it to finally end. I can't believe we're coming towards the end of Raw, live in the Barclay's Center.

MATCH #07 MAIN EVENT ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

Mixed feelings for Roman Reigns, some cheers added onto the loud boos.
"ROARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!", this is what I love. The human mating call, by Braun Strowman.
Now, I know where Brooklyn stand with Roman Reigns. Those, "Roman Sucks!" chants floating hard throughout the arena.

THE TAKER IN BROOKLYN... HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT!

Bullshit, match who cares. I don't know why this man and his girlfriend came out here for, lol (Paul Heyman and Broc Lesnar)
Broc Lesnar challenging anyone in the back to a match, big deal.
The Big Show accepts the challenge.

BROC LESNAR DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW
I guess, the Barclay's Center is suppose to dick ride all over, Lesnar now. Let me get the f#%k out of here. I had enough of tonight. Monday Night Raw, thank you for invading my borough.

Even though I paid, $130.00 on tonight's tickets and had such good floor seating, seats. I still say,

"SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!", "SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!" "SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!", "SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!"
"SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!", "SMACKDOWN STILL BETTER!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2017 Issue #03 "Madison Square Garden WWE Live Road To Wrestlemania!"

Heath Slater & Rhyno & Kalisto defeat Breezango & Curt Hawkins
                          "Six Man Tag Team Match"

Dolph Ziggler defeat Apollo Crews

Dean Ambrose retained his championship defeating The Miz, Baron Corbin anr Luke Harper
       "Fatal Four Way Match for the Intercontinental Championship"

Brock Lesnar defeat Kevin Owens, after 05 suplex cities within 03 minutes.

SHORT INTERMISSION:

Asuka, Nikki Bella, Becky Lynch & Tamina defeat Alexa Bliss, Carmella, Mickie James and Natalya

American Alpha defeat The Usos
                          "Tag Team Championship Match"

John Cena defeat Bray Wyatt by count out
                           "WWE Championship Match"

Bray Wyatt getting himself counted out on purpose. Shane McMahon not going to allow that to happen, restarting the match with no count outs and no disqualifications.

Bray Wyatt defeat John Cena

I just would like to thank, WWE for this afternoon's WWE Live event. I admit, it wasn't what I expected. I may have been a little bit off this afternoon. I wasn't too focused on this afternoon's matches. Most of it happen to be spent with WWE concessions. You can never have enough WWE T-shirts. Regardless, where my head was at. It still was an, awesome day. I still had a good time.

NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
Monday Night Raw Live at the Barclay's Center Monday, March 20th

WWE Live, next time in the Madison Square Garden Friday, July 07th

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2017 Issue #02 WWE Fastlane Pay Per View

KICK OFF SHOW:
It's Cruiserweight time in the kick off show,

RICH SWANN & AKIRA TOZAWA DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & NOAM DAR
Great teamwork between Swann and Tozawa, taking down the opposition.

Fastlane now begins, coming to you live from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Kicking it off right with the "Z" man, Sami Zayn.

MATCH #01:
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
Let's face it, Somoa Joe had it. This was his night. Making an impact on his WWE pay per view debut.

MATCH #02: Tag Team Championship
GALLOWS & ANDERSON DEFEAT ENZO & BIG CASS
Enzo being isolated from his partner.
Big Cass, finally being tagged into the match.
Enzo had his foot on the rope. Gallows saving the match for Anderson.

MATCH #03:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NIA JAX
Sweet victory from The Boss, Sasha Banks. I think, she finally proved to Nia Jax that she's "The Boss!" Nia Jax doesn't look happy.

Sudden break up between the two, Jinder Mahaul and Rusev.

MATCH #04:
CESARO DEFEAT JINDER MAHAUL
Mahaul looking to capture the spotlight on his own. He's been doing fine so far. Cesaro suffering from lower back injuries still manage to take down, Mahaul.

MATCH #05:
THE BIG SHOW DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev didn't look prepared for this. I think, Rusev wanted to continue with the shots he was giving his former partner, before this match begun. OMG, 03 chokeslams delivered to Rusev followed by the knockout punch.

MATCH #06: Cruiserweight Championship
NEVILLE DEFEAT JACK GALLAGHER
The show is going to get interesting. I see some titles will be exchanging shortly. I put my money on Gallagher. Who's with me, "Gallagher for Cruiserweight Champion!"
It's all good, so you aren't a champion. You'll get em, next time Gallagher.

We're going to have a short intermission for The New Day's "New Day Pops" This is where I excuse myself for the bathroom, lol.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, it's finally going to happen between the two. The question for weeks. Will, Roman Reigns be able to take down The Beast Braun Strowman?

MATCH #07:
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
The match is crazy. Its like watching a monster's ball match except without the weapons. You have two extremely large human beings just beating the crap out of one another. And, on top of it Roman Reigns manage to accomplish what everyone else couldn't. He dominated tonight, Braun Strowman.

MATCH #08: Women's Championship
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE
Bayley getting some time now to regroup. In the early part of the match it was all, Charlotte. Bayley with a beautiful hurricarana.
Sasha Banks coming out here.
Bayley retains her title, killing the 16X pay per view winning streak of Charlotte Flair.
Totally awesome, Bayley!

Let's start the chants....
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG

MATCH 09: Universal Championship
GOLDBERG DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Your looking at a man who haven't lost a title since Armageddon 2003. Kevin Owens Vs. Goldberg, sounds like Old School Vs. New School. Lol, oh man, totally awesome. Kevin Owens didn't expect this, a surprise visit from Chris Jericho distracting him. Goldberg taking advantage and becoming the NEW, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!

IT'S ONLY 28 NIGHTS LEFT TO WRESTLE MANIA 33RD, IN THE MEANTIME ENJOY SOME UPCOMING WWE LIVE EVENTS:

Sun., March 12th @ Madison Square Garden

Mon., March 20th @ The Barclay's Center

Sun.,  April 02nd @ WrestleMania 33rd Orlando, Florida

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2017 Issue #01 ROH Manhattan Mayhem

02 on 01 Handicap Match:
Christopher Daniels def The Youngbucks

Dalton Castle defeat Colt Cabana

Television Championship Match:
Marty Scurll defeat Sanjay Dutt
Retaining the Television Championship

Dragon Lee defeat Will Osprey
I know there were alot of the crowd in disappointment in here. Alot of people routed OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY OSPREY

Tag Team Championship Match:
The Youngbucks defeat Jay White & Leo Rush The Youngbucks retaining their championship gold.

Until they received an unexpected surprise visit by the Broken Hardy's. ☺ 🖒 Loving that special appearance by The Broken Hardy's sneaking up on the Youngbucks HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT as the chants rendered throughout the arena.

Impromtu Tag Team Championship Match:
The Broken Hardy's defeat The Youngbucks
The Broken Hardy's are the new, ROH Tag Team Champions DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

Rings of Honor will return to New York City, May 12, 2017

THE HONOR ROYALE, BATTLE ROYAL.... Forgive me for this match. It is very difficult to rate this match considering the fact that I have no idea of the superstars involved. The only one I'am familiar with and that's a shame happen to be, Cheeseburger.

The Bullet Club defeat The Briscoes Brothers and Jay Lethal
Six Man Tag Team Match

Adam Cole defeat Bobby Fish
ROH World Heavyweight Championship
Retaining World Champion, Adam Cole!

Another special surprise visitor, Bully Ray I had myself such a wonderful time like I normally do. I'll be looking forward to the next Ring's of Honor event to come to town.