Saturday, May 27, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2023 Issue #03 "NXT BATTLEGROUND"


WWE keeping the fire 🔥 burning for this weekend. What an awesome, Saturday afternoon in the Jeddah Superdome. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 
I had a great time and I know there are alot of people who can agree with me. 
WWE continuing its Memorial Day Weekend, blow out with NXT Battleground tonight at 8pm. 
NXT Battleground taking place tonight in Lowell, Massachusetts. The hometown of the NXT Champion, Carmelo Hayes. Carmelo Hayes is prepared to face former, NXT Champion Bron Breakker. 
Bron Breakker making promises for tonight to retrieve the NXT World Championship and embarrass, Carmelo Hayes in his hometown right in front of his friends and family. 
This is just one of the main event. NXT Battleground have a good line up scheduled for tonight. 
Another, great main event to look forward too Lyra Valkyria vs Tiffany Stratton for the NXT Women's Championship. I got my money on Lyra Valkyria. I'm not trying to have Tiffany Stratton as a champion. 🤮 

MATCH #01 
"TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"
WES LEE DEFEAT TYLER BATES AND JOE GACY 
Wes Lee, still North American Champion 

MATCH #02 
"HERITAGE CUP CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
NOAM DAR DEFEAT DRAGON LEE 
This is my first time viewing a match like this. As well as NXT, this is their first time having a match like this being defended on American sole.
It look like they're up to round five now with Dragon Lee at 01 and Noam Dar at 01. 

MATCH #03 
"LAST MAN STANDING MATCH"
ILJA DRAGUNOV DEFEAT DI-JAK
I'm routing for Dragunov. Di-jak is such a bully, he need to go down. 
Di-Jak getting frustrated because he can not
finish the job. Di-Jak going for a kendu stick. 
Di-Jak torturing Dragunov. 
Dragunov will not quit, diving off of the ring steps in the middle of the ring onto Di-Jak. 
Referee begin counting. Di-Jak never made it up before ten. 

MATCH #04 
"NXT WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
GALLUS DEFEAT THE CREED BROTHERS 
Joe Coffey getting involved in the match.
Ava sticking her nose where it doesn't belong, slamming Ivy Nile up against the ring post. 
Gallus, still Tag Team Champions. 

MATCH #05
"FINALS TO BECOME NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
TIFFANY STRATTON DEFEAT LYRA VALKYRIA 
Tiffany taking advantage of that exposed knee on Lyra Valkyria. We all know who we can thank for that. It was Cora Jade this past Tuesday on NXT taking out Lyra Valkyria with the use of her kendu stick. Tiffany Stratton is seeing that as an advantage during this match. 
OMG, this sucks. I can't believe it. Tiffany Stratton is the new NXT Women's Champion. The writer's was just so desperate and eager to find their replacement of Mandy Rose. 

Tuesday Night on NXT: "GiGi Dolan verses Jacy Jayne in a Weaponized Steel Cage Match" 

MATCH #06
"NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
CARMELO HAYES DEFEAT BRON BREAKKER 
Welcome back home, Carmelo. Carmelo defending his championship tonight in his hometown, Lowell, Massachusetts. 
Carmelo, still NXT Champion. 


WWE UPCOMING EVENTS:

MONEY IN THE BANK 
JULY 01ST, LONDON, ENGLAND 🇬🇧 

SUMMERSLAM 
AUGUST 05TH, DETROIT, MICHIGAN 🇺🇸 

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2023 Issue #02 "Night Of Champions"

Happy Memorial Day, to everyone in Saudia Arabia about to witness today's event taking place. Happy Memorial Day, to everyone back home on social media who will be witnessing today's event, as well. Before I go any further, I must stop and congratule "THE TRIBAL CHUMP!" that's right I called him that. I want to congratule "THE TRIBAL CHUMP!" on his bogus 1,000 day as champion. What a joke, Roman Reigns isn't a real champion. Roman Reigns is a dictator of his Bloodline. After what I seen last night on Smack Down, I really hope it won't be long when Jimmy Uso turn on Roman Reigns. If Roman Reigns is such a great champion, why isn't he defending the Undisputed Universal Championship along with competing for the Undisputed Tag Team Championships with Solo Sikoa. I'm just saying, Roman Reigns considers himself such a great champion, right. Well, a great champion should be able to wrestle two times in one day. Particle when this is considered to be your 1,000th day. 
 Enough of the Roman Reigns, I said what needed to be said. Now let's move on to this afternoon. Who's with me, "NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!" I believe its about seven matches taking place this afternoon in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I'm going to list my favorites, Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar, Becky Lynch vs Trish Stratus, Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn vs Roman Reigns & Solo Sikoa and Seth Rollins vs Aj Styles. There are other mathches on this afternoon's card that are quite interesting for instinct Bianca Bel Air vs Asuka. For the past couple of weeks Asuka have been getting over on Bianca. Don't get me wrong I've enjoyed it. A female superstar on the Smack Down roster embarrassing, humiliating and spraying that blue mist in the face of Bianca Bel Air. So I know this afternoon is more about revenge than the championship in Bianca's mind. Asuka better be prepared. There are other matches of interests on this afternoon's card. Its going to be a good pay per view. I hope everyone enjoy it. 
 
Live this afternoon in the Jeddah Superdome, we're kicking it off right away with the Heavy Weight Championship Match. I guess the people can not wait. Let's get it started. This is what the people came to see

MATCH #01 
"HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP" 
 SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT AJ STYLES 
Before I go any further with the comment we all know, who's leaving Jeddah this afternoon as the Heavyweight Champion. The match is underway. Both, men fighting with excellence inside the ring. I've been liking the twist and turns in their wholes. LOL, told you SETH ROLLINS. Seth Rollins, The New Heavy Weight Champion. Monday Night Raw got a main title on the show again, finally. 
 
MATCH #02 
TRISH STRATUS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH 
This match is a waste of time for Becky Lynch. Trish Stratus is way past her prime. She's just trying to get back in the spotlight again. Trish had her time. It's time for Becky to take it away. I want to see Becky Lynch place the armbar on Trish Stratus. She just did, the bitch pulling on her hair to get out of it. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? ZOEY STARK! Why is this BITCH helping TRAITOR STRATUS, OMG. Zoey Stark hiding underneath the ring. 

 MATCH #03 
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP" 
GUNTHER DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI 
This is a bathroom break match unless I'm wrong and Mustafa Ali end up defeating Gunther for the Intercontinental Championship. I promise I won't stay long inside the bathroom. Am I missing anything during this match, does Mustafa Ali have a potential to become the next Intercontinental champion. I guess it was wise that I took a bathroom break. 

 MATCH #04 
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP" 
ASUKA DEFEAT BIANCA BEL AIR 
I'm not going to lie. I'm not a big Asuka fan. However I'am a fan of anyone that embarrasses the hell out of Bianca Bel Air. I liked what Asuka been doing to her the last couple of weeks. Is Bianca ready for Asuka. I'm proud of Asuka, she's been doing alot of damage onto Bianca during this match. Asuka with an attempt of  blue misk at Bianca. Bianca moving out of the way. Asuka placing some of the misk onto her fingers. Bianca Bel Air with an attempt to do the KOD on Asuka. Asuka rubbing the misk in Bianca's eyes. The referee didn't see it. Asuka pinning Bianca Bel Air and ending her title reign. YES YES YES YES YES YES 😀😃😃 THANK GOD, that BITCH don't have a title around here anymore. Asuka, the New Raw's Women Champion. I mentioned before I'm not a Asuka fan but believe me when I tell you. I rather have Asuka as a Raw Women's Champion than Bianca Bel Air. I'm so happy the title is finally off of her.

 MATCH #05
 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN"S CHAMPIONSHIP" RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT NATALYA 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALYA! 
This match sucked, Natalya never got a chance to wrestle. BULLSHIT 

MATCH #06 
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT CODY RHODES Where are we now, Cody versus Brock match 03. How many matches does WWE have scheduled for them to compete in? Cody Rhodes coming out being a solidier willing to face Brock Lesnar, broken arm and all. Triple H tried convincing him to back out of this match on this past, Monday Night Raw. Cody Rhodes not listening. Cody Rhodes doesn't have anything to prove. He just want to fight. 

 MATCH #07 
"UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS & SOLO SIKOA 
We come to the main event now. I'm not looking forward to Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa becoming the new Undisputed Tag Team Champions. Specifically Roman Reigns, I don't want to see him carrying in four different championships. I think Roman Reigns is overduing it, his ego have gotten way too big. I love the crowd support that Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn are receiving from the Jeddah Superdome. Roman Reigns is about to blow a fuse because he isn't receiving none.
The Usos coming to help Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa. Jey Usos superkicked Solo Sikoa inadvertinely. Roman Reigns witnessing it.
The kick was meant for Sami Zayn. Roman Reigns was so upset with The Usos for getting involved. Roman Reigns telling them to exit the ring. Jimmy Uso finally had enough of the Tribal Chump. Jimmy Uso with two superkicks laying out Roman Reigns. Jey Uso is mad at Jimmy for what he did. Jimmy is trying to convince Jey they don't need him anymore. Solo Sikoa is unconscious. Solo Sikoa being pinned by Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn retain their championships.   

Well, it look like Mr Reigns had his 1,000 days ruined 😕 lol that's good. Roman Reigns don't deserve shit anymore. Put your hands together for Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn for retaining their championships. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Also, continue putting your hands together for our new champions, Asuka The Raw Women's Champion and Seth Rollins The Heavyweight Champion. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I hope everyone had a good time today and enjoyed the pay per view. 
Happy Memorial Day, Everyone!

 
WWE UPCOMING EVENTS: 
MONEY IN THE BANK, JULY 01st LONDON, ENGLAND
SUMMERSLAM, AUGUST 05st DETROIT, MICHIGAN

Monday, May 22, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2023 - Promotional Use Only

WWE, Memorial Weekend taking place in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Saturday Afternoon at 12pm until 4pm. The Night of Champions Pay Per View involving Seth Rollins versuses Aj Styles. Basically its Raw versuses SmackDown. The winner of match become the new, World Heavyweight Champion and that title will remain on that brand. All of this, started several weeks ago when CEO, Triple H introduced the new World Heavyweight Championship on Raw and a tournament took place.

Sunday, May 7, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2023 Issue For Backlash



Good Morning, I want to apologize for yesterday. I heard yesterday was an awesome pay per view. I'm sorry I missed out. I just needed to take one night away from the WWE and have a good time on the strength of my birthday. As promise to my readers and my followers. I told you I would be up early in the morning to watch, Backlash so I can give off my usual and fair comments about the matches. 

MATCH #01 
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT IYO SKY 
Iyo Sky coming to ring by herself. No Damage Ctrl by her side. Hmm, Bayley is up to something later in the match. 🤔
Look like Bianca is having a little trouble with her arm its killing her in the ring, lol. Main spot for Iyo to focus on. 
Of course I knew it, Damage Ctrl will be here. Damage Ctrl getting involved in the match. Of course, I'm hearing from Michael Cole. Bianca Bel Air reign continues. This sucks. 

MATCH #02
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT OMOS 
This match is bullshit. How much is Omos getting paid to lose to Seth Rollins? Lol, thank you Omos. First brilliant move you ever did in the WWE knocking out Seth during his lame entrance music, lol.
Seth Rollins tried everything to keep Omos down. Omos overcame anything that Seth threw at him. Seth Rollins with a super stomp flying off the top rope onto Omos. Seth Rollins finally getting the pin on Omos.

MATCH #03 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH" 
"UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AUSTIN THEORY DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY AND BRONSON REED
This match is crazy. No telling who will become the next United States Champion. 
Austin Theory making it happen again. Still, Champion Austin Theory.

MATCH #04 
"SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RHEA RIPLEY DEFEAT ZELINA VEGA 
Normally I wouldn't route for Zelina Vega. This match is a waste of time. We already know who's winning. Zelina Vega tonight in San Juan, PR with her family. All I can say, Zelina make your family proud. 
It look like Zelina have been learning alot from her mentor, Rey Mysterio. 
This isn't making Rhea very happy. Rhea Ripley with one kick knocking out Zelina Vega followed by the riptide.
The audience showing Zelina Vega alot of love after the match was over. 

MATCH #05 "SAN JUAN STREET FIGHT"
BAD BUNNY DEFEAT DAMIEN PRIEST 
Damien Priest coming down the ramp wearing the same vest that he wore at Wrestlemania to partner with Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny coming down the ramp with a shopping cart filled with gifts to open during this match, lol. Bad Bunny opening up his first gift, a kendu stick. Damien Priest snatching it from him. Damien Priest think he's too cool. Priest snap the kendu stick in half. Damien Priest want to continue to punish Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny with trash can covers across Damien Priest's back. Bad Bunny flying from the top ring taking out Damien Priest. 
Damien Priest walking out on the match, Bad Bunny running behind him carrying a trash can. Damien Priest kicking the trash can into Bad Bunny. Damien Priest getting his turn with the kendu stick on Bad Bunny. Damien Priest taking it out now with Bad Bunny all over the arena. 
Damien Priest is injured. Finn Balor and Domenik Mysterio getting involved to help Damien Priest, take out Bad Bunny.
Rey Mysterio right behind them, going after the Judgment. Carlito coming out to assist Rey. Rey Mysterio with a 619 on Domenik. Finn Balor and Domenik manage to escape the ring. Savio Vega and the LWO come out for the Judgment. They ended up chasing the Finn Balor and Domenik back to the locker room area.

MATCH #06 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH" THE USOS & SOLO SIKOA DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS, SAMI ZAYN & MATT RIDDLE 
Jey Uso took out Solo Sikoa during the match inadvertently. The Usos is off limit. Roman Reigns ain't going to like that. 
Right now it look Sami Zayn is fighting The Usos all by himself. Jey Uso playing too much. The argument between the brothers, nearly cost them the match. Solo Sikoa almost spiked his Jey Uso. I have a feeling Roman Reigns is watching this pay per view somewhere. Even though, Solo Sikoa and The Usos may have won tonight. He did not like what he have just seen between his Bloodline. 
The Usos are corny now. Roman Reigns should kick them out of the Bloodline on Friday when he returns to Smackdown. 

MATCH #07 
CODY RHODES DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR 
I like that Cody Rhodes with the first attack before the opening bell on Brock Lesnar. Cody Rhodes been holding this in all month. Just waiting for The Beast, dying to get him down. Cody Rhodes getting his opportunity. Brock Lesnar is in trouble. He is busted open to the expose post. 

It was an okay pay per view. I enjoyed for a Sunday morning. I promise you next time this won't happen again. I'm just glad Bad Bunny defeated Damien Priest last night. Along with Cody Rhodes defeating Brock Lesnar last night. Those were the only two matches I've cared about. The match with Seth Rollins vs Omos that was decent or maybe better than I thought is how I should say it. It was pretty good between those two. Yo check this out. You can catch me again in 03 weeks, on Issue #02 "Night Of Champions".



Next, WWE Events:
NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, MAY 27TH

NXT's BATTLEGROUND, MAY 28TH

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2023 Issue #01 "Backlash"

What an awesome Saturday going down. Alot for me to participate in tonight. Just got finish from getting twisted off of all that endo on Union Square from the 50th Cannabis parade/rally. I'm too blowed to watch Backlash. 
This probably will be the first WWE pay per view I'll miss live. It'll be okay, if I don't make it back home in time. I'll catch it on peacock tomorrow morning.
This happen to be my birthday week and I believe my homies have plans for me tonight. Normally I would turn down my homies on a night like this. Since this night is due to my birthday. I'll take it in consideration. 
What's on the plate for Backlash tonight? There are seven matches on the card. However I only see, three main event matches for tonight, Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar, Bad Bunny vs Damien Priest and The Bloodline vs Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens and Matt Riddle. My favorite match tonight, I'm forward to Bad Bunny kick Damien Priest's ass in the street fight of San Juan, Puerto Rico. 
I've can imagine how tonight is going right now with Backlash. I'am sorry I've missed it. I'll be looking forward to seeing it later in the week. 


NEXT WWE EVENTS:
NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, MAY 27, 2023

NXT's BATTLEGROUND, MAY 28, 2023