RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER
JULY 2011 ISSUE # 07
The Brooklyn Cyclones Verses The Connecticut Tigers @ MCU PARK
Wed., July 27, 2011 7:00pm
Today I decided to do something way different. Different than my usual. What I'm doing right now has nothing to do with hip hop or any form of music media. This evening, I want to hang up my hip hop hat and take in the sport of the American pass time. Which is baseball. I'm not a big baseball fan. In fact I'm not a fan of any sport. Accept maybe wrestling, boxing and mixed-martial arts. I want to enjoy this evening. This evening, its all about Dj Handspin Dinero "Maxin' and Relaxin'". I got my grub, beverages and trees. I hope they allow smoking in here. Hey, whatever happens, happen. If I get busted and is asked, to leave the premise. I'll just leave but in the meantime. I'm going to continue to kick back and unwind.
This is the last time your going to hear from me for the rest of the night. For the rest of this blog. I would love to continue on with sports commentary. There are two problems. One, I'm not a baseball enthusiast (I wonder, if Prime Minister Pete Nice is here) and two, this is my night off.
Everyone reading this issue. Enjoy the photographs that I layed out in store for you. I have the best seats in the house "Section 1, Row B". My ticket says, sit anywhere. Anywhere includes where I'm stationed, directly behind home plate. "GREAT VIEW, SUPREME FOOTAGE!!!".... smell me.
Its now, 5 minutes to 7(pm). Everyone must rise and show respect to our country as we honor, The United States of America and listen to a female trio named, The Belltones sing, the national anthem. Immediately, after there singin' we heard that famous phrase "Playball!"
Almost through the first hour of the Cyclones vs Tigers game. I'm not feeling the intensity of the crowd. Its not like I've expected. I expected, baseball fans to be more raw and uncut. I feel like I'm sitting on Monday night Raw. This audience is so pg13. Can I get some profanity, some beer tossing onto the fields. I always thought people partied in the stands.
This is an very dull game. I'm not saying that because the Brooklyn Cyclones are an minor league team. As I look around, I've notice there are a lot of people not paying any attention to the game. As I see, everyone having their own conversations among themselves. God, must have been looking over my shoulder. As soon as I written that previous line. A, home run round tripper by Brooklyn Cyclones' #28 Jorge Corea suddenly awoken the crowd.
Around, 8:17pm I finally start to feel the fans from the stands get into it. Everyone started chanting, "LET'S GO CYCLONES!!" all except one guy who continues to chant, "LET'S GO CYCLOPS!!" Since the dawn of tonight's game he's been shoutin' out, "Let's go cyclops". Nuff respect to the soundman for playing, "Let's Go Cyclones" on the midi-organ.
It look like the game turned around a bit. There are a lot of pros and cons in the midst of this game. Nonetheless, the staff of the Brooklyn Cyclones and MCU Park are finding other ways to keep fans in the stand entertained throughout the game. During tonight's game all different types of prizes will be given out to various winners from various contests. Tonight they schedule a theme "CHRISTMAS IN JULY!".
It's going to feel like Christmas in July, when you play and possibly may win on games like "Lucky Seat", "Pass The Pizza" (courtesy of Dominoes Pizza), "TD Bank Wild Zone", "Applebees casadia scream" (lookin' for the loudest fan and whoever it is will win a free casadia courtesy of Applebees), "DIME's Big Pitch", "EBA Wholesaler's Price Is Right", "Nathan's Hot Dog Race" and our "Fan of the Game". All these activities were taking place while the game is going on.
Of course, I didn't score any victories in any of these games. My definition of lucky seat. Is being fortunate to sit behind home plate and capture great close up footage. Not to mention the surprise cheerleaders that cheered and dance alongside of me while they were in the aisle. You can't get any luckier than that. Accept minus this huge net right in front of me.
Trust me if anyone of you reading this were here. You would see, why this net is necessary.
All the batter's bad hits kept ricocheting off of the net. I'm sitting amongst a few people in the section across from me. Everytime that baseball come pounding down onto this net at such a rapid speed. Its as if the ball is coming in 3 dimension. It looks real scary.
8:58pm at the top of the 7th inning. Brooklyn Cyclone #29, Travis Tyrone up to bat. More, "Let's Go Cyclone!" chants begin to raw. By now I'm lost, I've got caught up in the paparazzi and the sport's journalism of tonight's game. I know, earlier I mentioned that tonight would be my day off but I still feel the need to blog about tonight's game. I have readers and viewers that would love to know the days in the life of Dj Handspin Dinero.
9:15pm in the middle of the 7th inning, in honor of Christmas in July. Santa Claus is on the field singing a very special version of "Take me out to the Ball Game" followed by the showgirl dance stylings from the Brooklyn Cyclone's Beach Buns. It looks like the Brooklyn Cyclones have a lot of love and support on their side. Let's hope our love and support can pull off a victory tonight.
Business did begin to pick up between 9:20pm - 9:30pm for the Brooklyn Cyclones. When two home run trippers were scored, back to back. Congratulations to Brooklyn Cyclone player, #28 Jorge Corea and Brooklyn Cyclone player, #10 Richard Lucas for scoring those home run hitters.
We're reaching towards the end of the game. The last person of the Brooklyn Cyclones I remembered at bat is, #9 Brian Harrison.
By now I'm ready to go home. I can't believe I've been here all night. I didn't expect to stay this long at an baseball game.
Of course our dedicated, Brooklyn Cyclone's fans didn't expect this as the final score.
Connecticut' Tigers 09 - Brooklyn' Cyclone 06
FINAL SCORE: RUN, HITS,
Tigers 09 14
Cyclones 06 09
Our, Cyclones fans not pleased with the results of tonight's game but we as Brooklynites, "WE STILL GO HARD!!!"
The baseball game maybe finally over, approximate time three hours and twenty minutes.
There is one more field game left for the fans. Followed by a raffle. Everyone that came out here tonight get to partake in the fun of running around the bases. Everyone here tonight will get to have a moment on the field. As each individual will get to run around the bases.
That is not the icing on the cake however, one lucky fan sitting amongst us will have the opportunity to win 3 million pennies.
Three million pennies isn't that something, awesome.
How many people reading this issue knows how much 3 million pennies will come out too?
The amount is $30, 000.00.
Thirty grand that's a lot to have in pennies. Everyday us silly, New Yorkers throw away pennies like there nothing. Imagine how much money you can accumulate just walking around picking up pennies off the ground on a daily.
I got to stay on top of my penny collecting, there is going to come a time when I will need to exchange them for paper cash.
Indeed that is a lovely contest an I wish I could participate. Knowing me, I do not have the lucky ticket. I just want to thank the Brooklyn Cyclones and the Connecticut Tigers for a lovely game. To TNA Wrestling, thank you because if it wasn't for the purchase of the July 1st, tickets the day your company came to the MCU Park I would have never partaking in tonight's event. Thank you to everyone responsible for tonight's game and event. To all the fans get home safely.
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