We doing it up here again inside the Barclay's Center. I had an awesome time last night and I know everyone who came out here did as well. Whether you were watching NXT Takeover Brooklyn from a bar or live streaming from your crib. I know, you had a dope WWE weekend and it ain't over. WWE kicking off the week with 02 nights at the Barclay's Center both for Monday Night Raw and Smack Down Live. That's on Monday and Tuesday, I'm about to get ready for the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam. I'm on my way there live streaming on the train as I type to you all.
KICK OFF SHOW w/ Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Lita, David Otunga and Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg
THE MIZ & MIZTOURAGE DEFEAT JASON JORDAN & THE HARDY BOYZ
The Miz not very happy this evening. Despite winning his match. The Miz is upset for the fact that his title isn't being defended tonight. I kind of agree too. Why isn't the Intercontinental Championship being defended on the biggest night of the summer?
MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
I seen this coming. I had a feeling, Neville was going to win back his championship. Now, Neville can be looked at as a 02X Cruiserweight Champion.
MATCH #03: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This match I didn't see coming. I guess that's what made it a good match. The Usos fought their asses off to get their titles back.
I would like to acknowledge our special surprise visitor, before the start of Summerslam by Colonel Sanders aka Sexy boy Sanders. Thank you to Shawn Michaels for that little entertainment, lmao.
JOHN CENA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI
I call, this match weeks ago. I figure that Natalya would get her last moment to shine, winning the SDL Women's Championship.
So far the matches have been boring. We're about to get into something good, as the cage lower down to the ring. The only thing that sucks about this, is hearing Enzo Amore. Why can't he just walk his ass into the cage. No, Enzo Amore must flap his gums.
Big Cass and The Big Show, this going to be some gangsta shit, right here.
I'm going to lead things off with a chant. "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!" "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!"
MATCH #03 "SHARK TANK CAGE MATCH"
BIG CASS DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW
LOL, that was funny Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan having an argument about which brand is going to takeover, Summerslam.
Rusev getting the upperhand on Randy Orton, before the bell rings.
The bell finally rang, Randy Orton with an RKO and pin count in 01 second, lmao. That was crazy.
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Up next is Raw's Women's Championship, let's hope there's a title exchange in this match. SmackDown has a new women's champion. Let's see if Sasha can rip the title from the shoulders of Alexa BITCH!!!
MATCH #05 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Sasha had the bank statement on Alexa, she manage to escape. A definite close call. Alexa tossing Sasha out of the ring. Sasha can be counted out if she doesn't make it back in the ring in time. Sasha with another bank statement on Alexa. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO SASHAAAAAAAAAA, "GA HEAD GURL!" SASHA BANKS, DATS MY BITCH, RIGHT THERE! Sasha Banks, new Raw's Women's Champion.
This next match is going to be epic. We're about to see a creature, we haven't seen in a long time. It's been a year, in fact it was a year ago at Summerslam 2016 since "The Demon" was released.
I'm not standing up for Bray Wyatt. I rep the Balor Club, beeeyotch!!!! I came out to see, "The Demon!"
FIN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY! LET'S GO BALOR!
LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY, LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY.
THE DEMON slayed Bray Wyatt, WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!!
Up next, Raw's Tag Team Championship Match between Sheamus and Cesaro verses Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. I just have one question, Are these 02 really friends again?
MATCH #07 "RAW'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO
What was that all about with the beachball? Cesaro snatching a beachball from the crowd and destroying it. Why are people tossing around a beachball in here, anyway? The match isn't that boring, lol.
It look like Ambrose and Rollins dominating this match. Maybe, Sheamus and Cesaro times are up. Awesome, frog splash coming from Seth Rollins. Cesaro with the save to Sheamus. I haven't seen Cesaro do this move in a longtime. The swinging move on Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins with the sweet chin music to Cesaro and another one to Sheamus. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds onto Sheamus. You are now looking at Raw's new tag team champions, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.
Up next is the United States Championship match between Kevin Owens and Aj Styles. I just have one question for this, will Shane McMahon call this match down the line?
MATCH #08 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Special guest referee: SHANE MCMAHON
AJ STYLES DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
The bell haven't rung yet, already these 02 are ready to tear each other apart.
Shane may have jerked Kevin Owens out this championship title. Kevin Owens had a clear 03 count pin. Kevin Owens is furious. Kevin Owens putting his hands on Shane. I think, Owens is about to regret it. Shane pushing Kevin Owens. Aj Styles rolling up Owens into a pin. Shane counting out Owens.
We're coming towards the end of the night. It's the SDL main event for the World Heavyweight Championship, Shinsuke Nakamura verses Jinder Mahal.
MATCH #09 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS! JINDER SUCKS!
We're finally at the match of the night, fatal four way/ Universal Championship....
MATCH #10 "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP" FATAL 4 WAY
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, SOMOA JOE, ROMAN REIGNS
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, THIS IS AWESOME! FUCKING A, Broc Lesnar through an announce table by Braun Strowman not once, three times.
That's right, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time. This is awesome, Broc Lesnar being taken out of the match by medics. The crowd is high on Strowman. I don't blame them after what he just did to Broc Lesnar. Now, the match is down to 03 people. The Roman Sucks, chants begin. Brooklyn got no love for Roman Reigns. Are you serious? Who is this man, Steve Austin The Six Million Dollar Man. Broc Lesnar coming back into the arena after what he just experienced. Broc Lesnar going straight towards Strowman. Joe with the koklina clutch on Lesnar.
"BROC LESNAR IS THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"
I can not tell you which brand dominated tonight's Summerslam as per Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan's extreme conversation. What I can tell you, this was an awesome Summerslam. Probably better than any Summerslam's I've ever seen in the past.
WWE'S NEXT PAY PER VIEW EVENT:
RAW'S "NO MERCY", SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2017