Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Issue #02 "AEW: DOUBLE OR NOTHING"

The day is finally here. The day y'all catz been fiendin for the last couple of months. Well its here, motherfuckers will finally get a chance to experience the new sports entertainment brand looking to take WWE out of business. Can I get a chant for,
AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏AEW 👏👏👏 AEW 👏👏👏

I know, I do not know much about this organization but I do know enough about the participants in tonight's debut pay per view.

I arrived minutes after 07. Still enough time to see there was a kick off show match in progress. A 21 match battle royal. Right about now there's probably, I say 13 superstars in the ring. The last superstar to enter the battle royal, #21 Adam "Hangman" Page. Who just happen to be the winner of the battle royal gaining him a championship match opportunity with tonight's main event winner at AEW next live event.

KICK OFF SHOW:
ADAM "HANGMAN" PAGE, winner of the Battle Royal

The next kick off show match happened with KIP SABIAN DEFEATING SAMMY QUEVARA

Its 8 o'clock now and "ALL ELITE WRESTLING" is about to begin.

Cody Rhodes, Brandi Rhodes, The Youngbucks welcoming the fans.

I wasn't familiar AEW's commentary team that is why I was so happy when Jim Ross was introduced to join the announce table. At least now, I have a familiar face.

Speaking of familiar faces. Here is one I was quite happy to see again. SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU SCU, SO CAL UNCENSORED 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian and Scorpion Sky.

MATCH #01
SCU DEFEAT CHIMA, T-HAWK AND OSHIDA
Frankie Kazarian looks good with his new baldhead.

MATCH #02
BRITT BAKER DEFEAT KYLIE RAE, NYLA ROSE AND AWESOME KONG BRANDI RHODES INTRODUCING AWESOME KONG TO THE MATCH
I can't believe it, Awesome Kong, lol. When was the last time I seen her. She slim down a little bit.
Brandi Rhodes was looking for something more than your average fatal fourway women's match. She wanted a match that's awesome. I believe she got that.

MATCH #03
THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT JACK EVANS & ANGELICO
Jack Evans and Angelico bringing the fight to The Best Friends. The Best Friends holding on and capturing the victory.

MATCH #04 "06 WOMAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
This next match, right here. I have no idea who these six female competitors are. The only thing I do know is that AEW have a much better women's division than WWE and Impact.
I don't know what happened, all I do know I just witnessed six of the baddest bitches from Japan light up the house. 👏👏👏👏
AEW, continue to rock as the night goes on. 👏👏👏👏👏

This next match coming up is all about brother vs brother, generation vs generation, Rhodes vs Rhodes, The American Nightmare Cody Rhodes taking on his older brother, The Natural Dustin Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes destroying the throne of Dustin Rhodes at the early upstart of the match.

MATCH #05
CODY RHODES DEFEAT DUSTIN RHODES
Earl Hebner having Brandi Rhodes removed from the arena because of the attack she did on her brother-n-law.
I'm not going to lie, this is an awesome match but still what is the big deal. I just think these AEW fans around me are getting a bit carried away over this match. Its not like we haven't seen Cody Rhodes and Dustin Rhodes wrestle in the past. I can remember the Stardust vs Goldust match in the WWE, February 22, 2015.

Brett Hart is here. Welcome Brett Hart to the opening night of AEW.
Brett Hart, coming out here to present the new AEW World Champion. Brett Hart calling to the ring, Adam "Hangman" Page. Adam Page is interrupted by Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Someone else in the organization I'am not familiar with. Judging by his attitude, his appearance and the mistreatment of the fans in the audience. I say, AEW have their version of The Miz, lol.

MATCH #06 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE  YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT LUCHA BROS
Nick and Matt Jackson regaining their championships, why am I not surprised. To me a waste of time. Never would I thought of an Youngbucks to be a bathroom break match. I am sorry to say that, but let's face it. No matter how great the match between The Youngbucks and The Lucha Brothers were. Its considered a waste of time when you know whose winning.

MATCH #07 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA
After the match: What an awesome match between two superstars. I was really rooting for Kenny Omega. Didn't imagine Chris Jericho still having it inside that ring. Of course, as we all know Chris Jericho he just have to grab the mic to brag about himself and tonight's victory.
I didn't expect his appearance tonight. Former, WWE Shield member who now goes by his original name from Rings of Honor, Jon Moxley. Jon Moxley shutting up Chris Jericho and unfortunately he shut up Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega who came to the assist of Chris Jericho. Jon Moxley ending tonight's program with a bang and letting everyone know Dean Ambrose is dead. MOXLEY MOXLEY MOXLEY MOXLEY

I loved tonight's event. It was totally awesome. I started to reminisce on the days as that little boy from the projects watching WWE for the first time and how happy I was. The debut night of AEW, I can say it replaced that feeling.
Do you want to know what's ironic about tonight. I just happen to be wearing a classic, Adam Page T-shirt from ROH. This is a T-shirt that I specifically wanted to wear tonight. So glad I made this choice. I look at it as good luck to his battle royal victory.

I'm behind AEW and I'm looking forward to other upcoming events down the line. AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW
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Good Night Everyone!

Next, AEW Event:
AEW, JUNE 14TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2019 Issue #01 "Money In The Bank PPV"

Kick Off Show Panel:
Jonathan Coachman, Charly Caruso, David Otunga, Renee Young and Sam Roberts....

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH
"TAG TEAM VERSES TAG TEAM"
THE USOS DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN AND ERIC ROWAN

Money In The Bank Pay Per View:

MATCH #01
"WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
NAOMI, NIKKI CROSS, CARMELA, EMBER MOON, NATALYA, DANA BROOKE, MANDY ROSE AND BAYLEY
BAYLEY, "MISS MONEY IN THE BANK"

MATCH #02 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Somoa Joe not taking this well. He feels he was ripped off. Somoa Joe's shoulder was up on the third pin. Somoa Joe taking his aggression out on Rey Mysterio, embarrassing him in front of his son, Dominic.
I see there repeating Wrestlemania 35.
This some Seth Rollins/Brock Lesnar shit. Another quick match where the face capture the title from the heel in just a few minutes. It seems obvious the United States Championship is not important to the WWE. They wanted this match over as quick as possible.

MATCH #03 "STEEL CAGE"
SHANE MCMAHON DEFEAT THE MIZ
Shane has no where to run, no where to hide. It's The Mizanins verses The McMahons inside this 18 foot tall steel cage. The match barely started and Shane trying  to climb the gate already.
The Miz have Shane down. The Miz have the opportunity to escape the cage. The Miz looking for revenge, he's not thinking about exiting the cage.
I swear the way Corey Graves praises Shane McMahon. One would have no choice but to wonder, is Corey Graves sucking Shane McMahon's dick.
Shane manage to escape for a victory.

Wow, that sounds awesome, Mick Foley on Monday Night Raw tomorrow night to announce WWE's latest title. I wonder what it's going to be called, "The Mankind Championship", lol. Better yet, he's calling it "The Cactus Championship", lol. I can't wait until tomorrow on Raw.

MATCH #04 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TONY NESE DEFEAT ARIYA DAVOURI
I just got finish watching a match between The Miz and Shane McMahon. Never thought a day would come and I'm on The Miz's side. The same goes for our next match. I didn't think a day would come for where I'm siding with Tony Nese. As much as, Tony Nese sucked in the beginning of 205. I'll never be on the side of Ariya Davouri.
Lol, I can't believe this, the Cruiserweight title match is lasting longer than the United States match did.
A word of advice for Ariya Davouri, "Don't talk about your hardwork. Let your hardwork be proven inside the ring."
Congratulations to Tony Nese.

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT LACEY EVANS
This is one of the highlighted matches everyone been talking about. Will there be a title changing hands tonight or does The Man walk out of Hartford, Connecticut remaining Becky Two Belts.
Really, Lacey I thought you were a woman of class. I don't think, rubbing your sweat across the face of Becky Lynch signifies class.
Becky Lynch with the armbar, taking out Lacey Evans. Becky Lynch have one down or at least that's what she thought.
Charlotte Flair coming down the ramp looking to bump up the SD Women's Championship match earlier. Becky Lynch just got finished defending her Raw title in a brutal match. Charlotte looking to take a advantage of that.
Becky Lynch doesn't have to accept it now. Becky Lynch looking to show the WWE Universe and the people of Hartford, why she's known as, "BECKY TWO BELTS!"

MATCH #06 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH Lacey Evans giving an assist to Charlotte Flair by planting the Women's Rights left hook. Charlotte Flair leaving tonight, as Charlotte 09X
Becky Lynch going after Lacey Evans for what she did. Charlotte Flair from behind taking down Becky Lynch. Charlotte and Lacey team up on Becky Lynch.
Uh oh here she comes Miss Money In Bank, Bayley.... BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Bayley cashing in the briefcase. Yes, do it girl. COME ON BAYLEY, BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY

MATCH #07
BAYLEY DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
WOOOOOOO, THE NEW SD WOMEN'S CHAMPION, YES YES YES YES YES YES BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Look like Charlotte 9X, didn't last that long, lol. YES, BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY
Uh man, I'm so happy for Bayley. I wish I could fuck her. 🥰

Elias looking for some freetime to do, "Walk With Elias!" Elias attacking Roman Reigns in the backstage area. Roman Reigns may not be ready for the match now.
Roman Reigns wasn't letting Elias off that easy. Roman Reigns showing Elias, who's yard is this?

MATCH #08
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT ELIAS

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
We're coming towards the end of Money In The Bank. Our last 03 matches. First up, we have The Phenomenal verses Monday Night Rollins. I know at Wrestlemania 35, I was disappointed in Seth Rollins performance. Here's your chance to make it up to me. Give me a A+ match. LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS 👏👏👏LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏 LET'S GO ROLLINS👏👏👏
Seth, almost lost the title. Aj Styles hitting Seth Rollins with the styles clash. Seth Rollins manage to stay in this.
Seth Rollins with the stomp.
Congratulations, Seth Rollins 👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you, Seth that's all I wanted a A+ performance.
Aj Styles showing his sportsmanship towards Seth Rollins.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #10 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
Okay while this match is on I'm going to take a piss. This is one of those snooze matches. 💤💤

MATCH #11 "SD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
KOFI KINGSTON DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Congratulations to Kofi Kingston for maintaining his championship status. I got to be real that match was boring. You can not compare that match to Seth Rollins Vs Aj Styles, ain't no way in hell.

MATCH #12
"MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
BARON CORBIN, FINN BALOR, ANDRADE, ALI, RICOCHET, DREW MCINTYRE, RANDY ORTON
Sami Zayn is no longer in this match, he have been escorted to the hospital.
Braun Strowman been kicked out of the building.
Oh no, you can't be serious. Guess, who's back Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar coming running down the ramp. Brock Lesnar is the 08th man. Just convenient of Brock Lesnar entering the Money In The Bank, after all the damage have been done to everyone. Everyone have been layed out. Who's going to stop him? 🙁 OMG, I can't believe this. Why is this doofus back? LMFAO! They just ruined their own pay per view. Congratulations to the Women's division tonight best part of pay per view.
LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO BAYLEY, LET'S GO 👏👏👏👏