Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2018 Issue #03 "Slammiversary XVI"

Totally awesome night going down this Sunday, its Impact's Slammiversary XVI being bought to you live from Toronto, Canada.

Here we start with our opening match to represent his hometown, Canadian destroyer, Petey Williams. Petey Williams filling in tonight for Rich Swann, who suffered a concussion this past week. I just would like to say, welcome back to Johnny Impact. I'm hearing Taiji Ishimori have taken some time off from Impact. Well, welcome back to him as well. 👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #01 "FATAL FOUR WAY"
JOHNNY IMPACT DEFEAT PETEY WILLIAMS, FENIX AND TAIJI ISHIMORI
That's right, this is Impact. The crowd out in the audience, chanting... "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT" "THIS IS IMPACT"
This match is crazy. You have four superstars and every single one getting in your way everytime, shutting down your pinfalls.

MATCH #02
TESSA BLANCHARD DEFEAT ALLIE
Come on, Tessa can't you do anything else other than trash talk. Thank you, Allie for laying in the first blow.👍 I thought that bitch was never going to shut up.
I don't think that was wise, Allie. An "Allie Ballie" outside of the ring. It's one thing it took out, Tessa but you were the collateral damage to your own move.

Eddie Edwards is on the loose. I hope, Tommy Dreamer beats some sense back into Eddie Edwards. This match right here, no rules, no disqualification, no count outs, HARDCORE RULES ONLY... ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW

MATCH #03 "HOUSE OF HARDCORE"
EDDIE EDWARDS DEFEAT TOMMY DREAMER
Lol, you notice Eddie Edwards is the one that's bleeding and not Tommy Dreamer, lol. Give it up to the Innovator of Violence 👏👏👏👏👏
If I was Eddie Edwards, I'd go for the pinfall on Tommy Dreamer. We're seeing a different side of Dreamer. This is ECW Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer is going to kill him. Tommy Dreamer breaking out the tables and decorating it with lighter fluid.

Eddie Edwards wasn't very happy with his victory. Eddie Edwards coming to Tommy Dreamer's aide. Tommy Dreamer pushes Eddie Edwards away. The two continue exchanging words. Alisha Edwards, coming down the ramp. She wants this over. Alisha Edwards, asking both Edwards and Dreamer to shake hands. Eddie Edwards and Tommy Dreamer shook hands. Tommy Dreamer walking his separate ways from the ring. Alisha Edwards leaving the ring without Eddie Edwards. Eddie Edwards still inside the ring with a kendu stick that he feels just got handed down to him by Tommy Dreamer.

MATCH #04 "X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT MATT SYDAL
I'm not very big about wrestlers, who are plus size in weight. I don't think much of Brian Cage. Especially when he's wrestling other wrestlers in matches that's not in his weight class. Why would, Brian Cage want to go after the X-Division Championship? It's like Roman Reigns wrestling for the Cruiserweight Championship, lol.
I admit, I do not agree with the decision that was made. Am I going to support, Brian Cage. I believe this answer better tells it, 🖕🖕🖕

MATCH #05 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SU YUNG DEFEAT MADISON RAYNE
Madison Rayne right away starting off the match with Su Yung. Perhaps, Madison Rayne is sick and tired of her mind games. The Undead Bride maids getting close to ring. Madison Rayne have a lot to deal with tonight. Madison Rayne taking care of the Undead Bride maids. Wow, close call for Madison Rayne. You know if Madison Rayne's win, she'll be a 06X Knockout champion. This is disgusting, I don't know what that thing is. I think,  Josh Mathews called it the mandolin claw. I have no idea what that is but whatever it is, it's disgusting. I just witnessed, Su Yung shoving it down Madison Rayne's throat. Madison Rayne is out cold. Now, she's being carried away by the Undead Bride maids to be layed inside the coffin. RIP Madison Rayne.

This next match isn't for the Tag Team Championships. This next match is about something a little bit more intense than that. It's all about, street credibility, turf and hood pride. Just imagine the most craziest boriqua neighborhood in the NYC and how they wild out. "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"

MATCH #06 "5150 STREET FIGHT"
LAX DEFEAT OGz
LAX, coming out well prepared for this match. Lol, Homicide and Hernandez bopping the heads of Santana and Ortiz with steel garbage pale covers. Lol, what the fuck, drano? King tossed the OGz, drano. Lol, what they going to use drano for? Conan watching closely as his boyz get their ass whupped. Oooh, I hear profanity. I guess, cursing is okay online. Lol, they getting on some Abyss shit now. Conan tossing in the ring, a bag of thumbtacks. Conan paid for that when the match was over. OGz taking out, Conan and LAX along with vandalizing LAX's championship title belts.

MATCH #07 "MASK VERSUS HAIR"
PENTAGON JR DEFEAT SAMI CALLIHAN
Sami CallIhan blowing dust in the eyes of Pentagon Jr. Pentagon Jr. is temporarily blinded. He can not see a thing. Pentagon Jr. knocking out the referee, Johnny Bravo and breaking his arm.
A new referee have been instated.

LOL, I love this.... SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR,  SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR
SHAVE HIS HAIR, SHAVE HIS HAIR, LMFAO

MATCH #08 "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AUSTIN ARIES DEFEAT MOOSE
My money is on Moose, 100%. Bring it home, bay bay. Austin Aries getting cocky already, too early in the match. Moose feeding off, Austin Aries chops. Moose want more. Awesome high dive from Moose. Moose breaking up Austin Aries's dive. Aries feeling the forearm of Moose, lol. Austin Aries with the last chancery locked in on Moose. Moose with a spear, Austin Aries grabbing the rope to break the pin. Austin Aries had enough, he's making an escape from this match. Moose going after Austin Aries. Moose throwing Austin Aries into the crowd, over the banister. Austin Aries with the brainbuster on Moose. Moose was almost counted out. He made it at the count of 09, back in the ring. Austin Aries going for his World Championship. Austin Aries with another, brainbuster on Moose. This time, Moose didn't get up.

Next Impact Pay Per View

IMPACT, COMING BACK TO THE NYC....
"BOUND FOR GLORY", SUNDAY OCTOBER 14TH @ THE MELROSE BALLROOM

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2018 Issue #02 "WWE Extreme Rules"

Extreme Rules Kick Off Show:
Hosted by Renee Young, David Otunga, Booker T and Sam Roberts

Okay let's get this thing, started with the first match of the Kick Off Show. Sin Cara looking for some retribution from Tuesday night Smackdown's loss.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT SIN CARA
Oh God, I hate it when Andrade does that with the ropes. Now, Zelina Vega going to do the same thing and lounge in between the ropes. I really don't know where this storyline is going. Its a bit of a waste of time. Win or lose, neither opponent gain anything.

This is another match that's a waste of time, for Sanity specifically. Sanity on a Kick Show, such bullshit. Alexander Wolfe and Killian Dane deserve better treatment from the main roster. It's Sanity verses The New Day, I'm pro-Sanity during the match.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #02
SANITY DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
                      "TABLES MATCH"
The New Day, setting it off with the first punches. Sanity outside the ring setting up tables on top of one another. Lol, omg is he biting him.  Alexander Wolfe biting on Kofi Kingston, lol.
Eric Young off the corner turnbuckle, landing Kofi Kingston through a table.

It's all going down here tonight at Extreme Rules, live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania with a special start time of 07pm.

EXTREME RULES:
MATCH #01 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE B. TEAM DEFEAT DELETERS OF WORLD
I'm not very fond of Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt's partnership. These two together are like Felix and Oscar from the Odd Couple, lol. Don't get me wrong. I don't have any love for the B. Team, neither. At least their partnership is in sync. The Deleters of World have alot to prove in tonight's match. Its not just about defending the tag team championships. Its about regaining their credibility. For the past several weeks, the B. Team have been making the Deleters of World look like fools. Apparently the B. Team haven't stopped. Once again, its the B. Team leaving here on top, and as the new Raw Tag Team Champions.

Charly Caruso, backstage with the Raw GM, Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle making an ultimatum to The Beast Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar is requested to appear on Monday Night Raw, tomorrow night to discuss his next Universal Championship defense. If Brock Lesnar doesn't comply, Kurt Angle will be forced to strip the WWE Universal Championship off of him.

MATCH #02
FIN BALOR DEFEAT CONSTABLE CORBIN
So far, this match sucks. Come on Balor don't let us down. Corbin is all over Balor. Okay, Balor picking up the pace with the double kick shots. Corbin yanking Balor off the corner turnbuckle from his cutegra attempt. Okay again from Balor with a double stomp on Corbin's chest. Corbin again countering another cutegra attempt. Balor have to keep Corbin down. Balor getting tonight's victory. 👏👏👏👏👏

Going on backstage, The Bludgeon Bros attacking Team Hell No, Kane receiving a mallet shot to his ankle from Erick Rowan. Paige calling for the medical team.

MATCH #03 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
James Ellesworth will be suspended high above the ring inside a shark cage.
CARMELLA DEFEAT ASUKA
Smh, I don't believe that Mella Is Money. I hope, Mella gets bankrupted tonight. Why am I not surprised James Ellesworth would have weapons. Gee, I wonder where that chain came from. The referee had the chain removed. That doesn't mean, James Ellesworth doesn't have more. What the fuck is this? You can't be serious, James Ellesworth picked the lock on the cage. James Ellesworth got himself attached to the cage. Asuka focusing on James Ellesworth and going in with these brutal kicks. Carmella from behind taking down Asuka. Asuka is irate, she's taking out her frustration on James Ellesworth. Asuka getting sick and tired of James Ellesworth getting in the way of her title opportunity. You notice through all of that, Carmella wasn't around to help James Ellesworth.

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT JEFF HARDY
OMG, 🖕fuck you Nakamura, a low blow already. The bell haven't even rung yet. The referee is still going to ring the bell. OMG, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT Nakamura with a kin shasaw taking out Jeff Hardy. Shinsuke Nakamura becomes the New United States Champion.
Oh look who here's, MR M.I.A. Randy Orton. What the fuck is he doing? Randy Orton with an RKO on Jeff Hardy. Why the fuck you do that for? Why the fuck you came back then, asshole? 🖕 FUCK YOU ORTON!

MATCH #05 "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
Kevin Owens scared to get himself inside the cage. Braun Strowman begging Kevin Owens to fight him. Kevin Owens begging Braun Strowman to stop. The crowd is loving it. Everyone screaming out loud, "ONE MORE MATCH!" "ONE MORE MATCH!" "ONE MORE MATCH!" Kevin Owens with an opportunity landing a stunner on Braun Strowman. Kevin Owens handcuffing Braun Strowman to the top rope. Kevin Owens taking time to seek revenge on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman broke through the handcuffs. Kevin Owens attempting to escape the cage. Braun Strowman at the top of the steel cage with a chokeslam on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens falling 15 feet into an announcement table. Kevin Owens is technically the winner of this match but at what cost, smh. Braun Strowman mocking Kevin Owens victory. Braun Strowman doesn't even care that he made someone else win tonight's match. Kevin Owens being carried away on a stretcher into the backstage area.

MATCH #06 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT TEAM HELL
Daniel Bryan coming out to the ring alone, holding his ribs. Kane is still being looked at, backstage. Daniel Bryan is going to go in this one alone. Look like we have a 02 on 01 handicap match for the time being. We understand about Kane. Keep in mind, Daniel Bryan isn't 100% himself. Daniel Bryan need to rely on his speed against these 02 dinosaurs.
Okay, its Kane finally coming out, standing on one leg. Damn, duke can't barely walk. I'm not surprised, I figure the Bludgeon Bros would gain the victory. Still, Team Hell No get an "E" for Effort and a "D" for Determination.

This next match is about nothing simply than, ego, braggin' rites and rep... My guy 👍Roman Reigns going up against that baldheaded freak from Impact 🤮 Bobby Lashley. Who's with me, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN, ROMAN

MATCH #07 "WHO'S YARD IS IT?"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
Bobby Lashley dominating in the early goings. Roman Reigns have Bobby Lashley at a disadvantage. Roman Reigns continuing to do work outside the ring. Roman Reigns with a steel step looking to end, Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashley with his power game over powering Roman Reigns. Bobby Lashley with a power slam. Sorry bro it'll take more than that to keep Roman Reigns down. Roman Reigns with a somoan suplex on Bobby Lashley over the ring. Bobby Lashley taking a hard blow, when he hit the floor. Bobby Lashley with a spinebuster on Roman Reigns. Bobby Lashley with a vertical suplex on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with a superman punch to Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashley with a massive suplex over German ring announcer table on Roman Reigns. Bobby Lashley going to the top rope. Roman Reigns with a superman punch knocking down Bobby Lashley. Roman Reigns going for the pin.
Bobby Lashley with a spear on Roman Reigns and capturing the victory tonight. 👎👎👎👎👎BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO YOU STILL SUCK, LASHLEY🖕

MATCH #08 "RAWS WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT NIA JAX
             "EXTREME RULES MATCH"
Natalya coming out to the ring area with Nia Jax
Ronda Rousey sitting in the stands. It's unfortunate that even though this match is for the championship. I already know, Nia Jax isn't going home with it. The one satisfaction I do want, is for Nia Jax to whup Alexa Bliss's ass.
Natalya being assaulted by both, Mickie James and Alexa Bliss. Ronda Rousey sticking up for her friend. Ronda Rousey losing it by jumping over the barricade. Ronda Rousey going after Mickie James. Ronda Rousey with a suplex on Mickie James onto the announce table. Now, Ronda Rousey going after Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss trying to escape the arena. Ronda Rousey tossing her back into the ring.

Ahight, let's get ready for RUSEVVVV DAYYYY!!!
It's kind of a waste of time watching a match that you already know the outcome to. The only thing I can hope for at this point. At least make it an awesome match in between Aj Styles victory.

MATCH #09 "WWE SDL CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev keep favoring his left hamstring. Aj Styles feeling the wrath of the kicks coming from Rusev. Aj Styles taking advantage of Rusev hamstring. Aj Styles with a kick knocking down Rusev off the corner turnbuckle. Now, its Aj Styles turn to pick up the pace. Rusev powering out of the Styles clash. Rusev wanted to dive. Aj Styles catching Rusev with a right hook. Aj Styles coming across the ring with a flying forearm, Rusev catching Aj Styles with a kick. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on the left leg of Rusev. Rusev crawling his way to the rope. Aiden English setting up Aj Styles with the distraction. Rusev with several attempts of the accolade on Aj Styles but apparently it was too much pressure on his left hamstring. Aiden English pulling the cover off the top turnbuckle. Unfortunately Aiden English plan backfired. It was Rusev meeting face to face with the exposed turnbuckle. Aj Styles with a phenomenal foreman from the top rope, putting an end to Rusev Day.

We now come to our, main event let's BURN IT DOWNNNNN!!!, Pittsburgh 👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #10 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS VS DOLPH ZIGGLER
            "30 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH"
Drew McIntyre have been removed from the ring area due to his interference.

SETH ROLLINS 04 FALLS
DOLPH ZIGGLER 04 FALLS

The time have ran out on Seth Rollins. All Seth Rollins needed was 05 more seconds. This match have been declared a draw.

Kurt Angle, coming out. Kurt Angle is not going to let this match end as a tie in his hometown of Pittsburgh. Kurt Angle ordering the match to be restarted, as a sudden death overtime match. First fall get the victory.

MATCH #11 "SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME"
DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS by the assist of Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre taking out Seth Rollins.

Next WWE Pay Per Views, live @ the Barclays Center for four nights:
NXT TAKEOVER BROOKLYN Saturday, Aug. 18, 2018
SUMMERSLAM, Sunday, Aug. 19, 2018
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Monday, Aug. 20, 2018
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2018 Issue #01 WWE Live Summerslam Heatwave Tour

Another, WWE event coming into town. You know how I do, whenever the WWE comes to New York. I've been sitting on these tickets for the last 07 months. The moment is finally here....
"WWE LIVE SUMMERSLAM HEATWAVE TOUR @ Madison Square Garden.

As much as it, may seem like I'm thrilled to be here. Tonight's event was a different kind of event. Meaning, I felt a particular way. I didn't want tonight just to be a typical WWE at the Garden. I wanted to kick back a little more and have much more fun than I normally do. You already know I was twisted off the endo and tipsy off the brew. Tonight was going to be my coming out of the WWE universe.

I wanted to embrace the ambience of WWE universe's spirit and the love for sports entertainment. I made it on time but I never got the chance to see the first match of the night. You know me, Promo Ts Jason, lol. I was where I'm usually at. By the promo carts adding on more T-shirts to my WWE collection. I wanted to rack up on some new material and grub.

Once I finally have taken care of everything from the concession area. It wasn't until, the Cruiserweight Championship match that is when I finally decided to walk into an arena. Cedric Alexander and Buddy Murphy, right in the middle of another match. I don't think anyone looking to see, this match. Such an easy win, coming off of Cedric Alexander.

"Cruiserweight Championship Match"
01.CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT BUDDY 
     MURPHY

"Tag Team Championship Match"
02. DELETERS OF WORLD DEFEAT THE B TEAM
      AND TITUS WORLDWIDE
      Bray Wyatt pinned Titus O'Neill

"Six Women Tag Team Match"
03. NATALYA, BAYLEY & EMBER MOON DEFEAT 
      ALICIA FOXX AND THE RIOTT SQUAD
      Bayley pinned Liv Morgan

04. MOJO RAWLEY DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE 

"Intercontinental Championship Match"
05. DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS        
      AND FINN BALOR
     

06. THE LUCHA UNDERGROUND DEFEAT  
       BRIAN KENDRICKS, JACK GALLAGHER
       AND DREW GULAK        
      

Special Guest Referee: ALEXA BLISS
07. RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NIA JAX
Alexa Bliss appointing her own special guest referee for this match: MICKIE JAMES

08. BRAUN STROWMAN, ROMAN REIGNS AND
      THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT ELIAS, KEVIN 
      OWENS AND THE CONSTABLE CORBIN
      The Undertaker with a tombstone piledriver
      on Owens, closing it out with the final pin.