Sunday, September 11, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2016 Issue #01 "BACKLASH!!!"

Smack Down taking over tonight.....

KICK OFF SHOW:
This match is gonna be bullshit. I seen Corbin, backstage beggin' Daniel Bryan for a match tonight. My money is on Crews. C'mon Crews we got 15 minutes till lift off. These two making a name for themselves this evening. Those who never heard of either of them. Well you heard of them now.

Baron Corbin defeat Apollo Crews
I'am not surprised by Corbin's victory. He still sucks. I still had my money on Apollo Crews.

BACKLASH

Excuse me, can you please get tonight's pay perview started. We get it! Smack Down tonight is killing time. It's already 8:05, what's with the dam commercials?

MATCH #01
Becky Lynch the New Smack Down Woman's Champion
               "6 Pack Elimination Women's Championship Match"

Ooh, this is what I'm talking about, setting off tonight with the ladies.

Naomi making her first elimination, Alexa Bliss have been eliminated.
Natalya eliminated Naomi by using her sharpshooter. Naomi tapped out. Nikki eliminated Natalya. Carmella eliminated Nikki. It comes down to the final two.... Becky Lynch eliminated Carmella.
SHE DID IT!, SHE DID IT!,  SHE DID IT!, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT
I'm so proud of her, its about time.... CONGRATULATIONS, BECKY!!!

Whats the matter fellows you lost your spirit? What happen to all that cheering y'all use to do? The Usos, joining their cousin Roman Reigns in the boring & dull athletes division. 

MATCH #02
The Usos defeat The Hype Bros
I don't think I'm going to like the Usos now that they're this way. Screw The Usos! I'm staying behind Rhyno and Slater. Hype Bros, I'll show my love n support to these guys, as well.

This is a good match, Dolph Ziggler facing The Miz
Come on, Miz stop talking backstage with Daniel Bryan and get your ass in this ring. Unless, its true you being a coward, lol.
Dolph Ziggler have a lot to prove in tonight's match. This dude need to start winning more matches. I don't want to find out the meaning of HEELZigger, after tonight. This match is bullshit. The Miz is tearing him apart. Ziggler now, letting loose onto The Miz. Wooo, you almost had him. Ziggler fighting back with dirty submission maneuver.
Ziggler don't tapp, don't tapp, yes, yes, yes..... SUPERKICK, WOOO HOOO.
Dam, Miz had his foot on the rope. Get the fuck outta here! What was that? Maryse sprayed something in Ziggler's eyes costing him to lose the match.

MATCH #03
The Miz defeat Dolph Ziggler
                        "Intercontinental Championship Match"
Your still a coward, Miz. Anyone who use his wife for assistance in a wrestling match is a coward.

Bray Wyatt was declared winner by count out due to Randy Orton's injury that Bray Wyatt caused to him in the back hallways, earlier.
They were nice enough to give this asshole, a new opponent, lol ........
Mr Wyatt is about to have a good evening with his new opponent, lol. These two have alot of history between them.

MATCH #04
Kane defeat Bray Wyatt
                         "No Holds Barred, No Disqualification Match"
I knew Bray Wyatt, didn't get rid of him. Here comes the  R K O
Back to finish him off.

The Usos holding it down in the ring, beating the crap out of Heath Slater. They're making sure they are leaving with tonight's tag team titles. Rhyno, finally made an entrance in the ring. Slater tagged himself back in with an adrenaline rush. From behind the Referee's back, Rhyno pops back in with a quick spare to one of the Usos. Allowing, Heath Slater to get the cover.

MATCH #05
Rhyno & Heath Slater defeat The Usos
                            "Finals of the Tag Team Tournament"
Rhyno and Heath Slater, The New Smack Down Tag Team Champions!!!
I wonder what was more important to Heath Slater. Gaining tonight's championships or capturing his bogus contract, lol.

I want to see, this match. Aj Styles Vs Dean Ambrose. Here you got two competitors with two unique styles. I know, Dean Ambrose isn't a real wrestler but he is a real bad ass that will go toe to toe with someone like Aj Styles. Aj Styles on the otherhand I admit he's quicker and he's nothing like your  average wrestlers. Aj Styles trying to leave here as that face that rounds the place. Dean Ambrose need to take Aj Styles on a trip through the Ambrose Asylum. Show 'em where the real lunatics at! That was a beautiful springboard from Styles. Wait a minute, its on now. He's bringing Styles to the asylum, right now. Oh yeah baby!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Aj Styles tarnished the beginning of his WWE legacy. That was a cheap victory and shot below the belt.

MATCH #06
Aj Styles defeat Dean Ambrose
                              "WWE World Championship"
Okay, I guess your happy now.... "Your the face that rounds this place!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NEXT: SMACK DOWN PAY PER VIEW,  "NO MERCY" SUNDAY, OCT 09TH

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