Sunday, October 8, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #01 "HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW"

KICK OFF SHOW; Hosted By Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg & David Otunga:
SmackDown Live Pay Per View, coming to you live tonight from one of the BADDest cities in the U.S., Detroit! I still haven't seen the movie yet. Anyway I'm going to see tonight's pay per view, "HELL IN A CELL!"

Tye Dillinger have something to say to Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan making tonight's United States Championship match a triple threat match involving Tye Dillinger. This may give Aj Styles less of a chance holding onto his title. However, I believe Baron Corbin may have less of a chance now. Considering, Corbin's hatred towards Dillinger his focus will be distorted.

The Hype Bros coming out getting ready for their match followed by Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin. I'm not routing for the Hype Bros but they need this win. There going nowhere these days.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE HYPE BROS
The team just couldn't pull it off, again. The Hype Bros, only falling further and further on the tag team ladder.  "B-"

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:
Starting it off already with our first Hell In A Cell Match, The New Day Vs The Usos.
MATCH #01 "Tag Team Championship"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Big E & Xavier Woods in this match, Kofi Kingston outside the cage.
God, how many kendu sticks are under the ring, smh. The New Day came prepared. The Usos, now redefining brutality. Xavier Woods handcuffed to the corner of the ring post and being brutally whipped with the kendu sticks. Big E, all alone in the ring. Xavier Woods manage to get himself unhinged from the corner ring post but still handcuffed.
Kofi Kingston forced to watch this from the outside of the cage. I didn't see this coming. I was not expecting a title change. The Usos dominated this match leading them to become the 05X Tag Team Champions. "B-"

MATCH #02
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev looking for some type of retribution tonight against the legend killer. This would be a good boost in the Bulgarian brute's career to take down Randy Orton. The match is going great so far. I wouldn't do that, you know toying with Randy Orton. Randy Orton escape from the accolade. Rusev caught up to Orton with a dropkick. Randy Orton escaping another accolade attempt and planting Rusev with an RKO. I guess Rusev still have some more work to do if he wants to conquer Randy Orton's jungle. "A"

Last minute installment to this match of Tye Dillinger. We heard earlier it is now, a triple threat/ United States Championship match. I agree with Corey Graves, Baron Corbin have a right to be upset about Tye Dillinger crying and complaining to Daniel Bryan about being in this match. You can't feel for Corbin though. The guy is a loner and a bully.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES & TYE DILLINGER
So far its all Baron Corbin in this match. I wonder if Dillinger wishes he watched this match from the locker room now. Aj Styles starting to feel some momentum. Aj Styles finally taking down Baron Corbin. Now, Tye Dillinger is back in the ring. One on one, Styles and Dillinger. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Tye Dillinger. Dillinger came this close to tapping out. Baron Corbin only thinking about himself, pulls Dillinger out of the ring. Styles with a slingshot over the apron taking out Corbin and Dillinger. All three men, back in the ring. Baron Corbin blasting Aj Styles out of the ring. Baron Corbin pinning Tye Dillinger. Triple threat rules, a champion doesn't have to be pinned in a triple threat match. Baron Corbin is now the new, United States Champion his first WWE Championship. He finally earned something. "B"

Just another case of The Harts Verses The Flairs. When will this ish end, lol.

MATCH #04 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA BY DISQUALIFICATION
Second sharpshooter, Charlotte feeling the pain in the left knee. Charlotte with a moonslaught taking out Natalya. Charlotte landing on her injured knee. Natalya taking a steel chair to Charlotte's injured knee with repeated shots. Natalya getting herself purposely disqualified. "C"

Okay, Nakamura this is your second chance don't let me down. I tell you if Nakamura wins tonight. I'm going out drinking until the sun comes up. It's Columbus Day, tomorrow too. NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
The Singhs making there presence, the referee having them removed from the arena. Nakamura had Mahal down for the 03 count during that brief distraction. Jinder Mahal manage to grab the ring rope to break the count. Jinder Mahal taking his championship and getting out of there. Nakamura in high pursuit and bringing Mahal back to the ring. Nakamura misses with the high kick, hitting his lower knee into the ring post. Jinder Mahal seizing the moment and capitalizing on another victory. I guess I won't  be going out drinking tonight.  :-(    "C-"

We're getting ready for Bobby Roode first WWE in ring pay per view....
Dolph Ziggler, backing it up he's cutting out his entrance music. "NO ENTRANCE MUSIC FOR ZIGGLER"

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
When was the last time we seen Dolph Ziggler inside a WWE ring. It's good to see him out here again. Bobby Roode is fading. Ziggler have him in a sleeper. Ziggler almost had him with a DDT. Another sleeper by Ziggler. A Ziggler famouser, Ziggler trying all the tricks on Bobby Roode. Bobby Roode with a spine buster. A series of pinfall attempts between Ziggler and Roode. Roode beating Ziggler at his own game with the tights.  "A"

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Brilliant strategy by Shane with the early attack on Owens. Shane getting himself an upperhand. Shane have Kevin Owens wrapped in the triangle. Desperation on Kevin Owens with a powerbomb on Shane across the steel steps. Kevin Owens keep repeating, "Why you making me do this?" Kevin Owens with the table. Shane putting Owens through that table. Shane with a coast to coast dropkick into the trash can on Kevin Owens. Shane trying to leave the cell. The referee's won't open up the cell. Shane using a bolt cutter to open up the cell. The 02 are now fighting outside of the cell. Falls count anywhere. Kevin Owens have Shane McMahon layed out across the commentary table. Kevin Owens not thinking clearly. Does this man ever think clearly, lol. Kevin Owens climbing a 20 foot cage. It turns out Kevin Owens may have some smarts afterwall. He didn't do whatever it is, he was thinking. Now, Shane McMahon is climbing up alongside this 20 foot cell. We have 02 men at the top of the steel cage going blow for blow. Who knows what can happen? Why do I have a feeling this cage is scheduled to collapse. Can you imagine falling down off of a 20 foot steel cage. It look like Kevin Owens is getting off of there. Kevin Owens starting to climb down. Shane won't let him go anywhere. The 02 continuing to fight on their way down. Kevin Owens falling off of the cage right into the announce table. Kevin Owens looks lifeless. The match isn't over. Shane want to continue to do more damage. Shane McMahon laying Kevin Owens across the announce table. Shane McMahon climbing back up to the top of the steel cage. Shane taking a dive off of the 20 foot cage but Sami Zayn saving Kevin Owens pulling him away at the last second. Then, dragging Kevin Owens body to be placed over Shane for the victory.  "F"

NEXT WWE PPV EVENT:
RAW'S TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OCTOBER 22ND

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE'S SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

Monday, September 25, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2017 Issue #01 "No Mercy Pay Per View"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: RENEE YOUNG, JERRY LAWLER, SAM ROBERTS AND DAVID OTUNGA
Raw General Manager, Kurt Angle joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. Look who else have something to say and can never shut up. The Miz, joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. The Miz telling Kurt Angle its about time you start paying more attention to me.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Elias, blessing the Staples Center's crowd with his god awful voice, lol. There have never been a time that I was so happy to see the Titus Brand. Apollo Crews coming out here to shut Elias up, lol.

ELIAS DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
Why am I not surprised? Everyone wants to walk with Elias except me.

NO MERCY BEGINS:
No what will make this match awesome if Jason Jordan takes that title off of The Miz. The Miz dedicating this match to his unborn child. The Miz have L.A., home team advantage from the fans. Jason Jordan taking down the Miztourage. Jason Jordan locked in the crossface on The Miz. The Miz wouldn't tap out. Jason Jordan have The Miz down for the count. The Miz kicked out. The Miz with the skull crushing finale planted onto Jason Jordan.
MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MIZ DEFEAT JASON JORDAN

This match is a waste of time. Do you really need to see this again. Bray Wyatt is such a loser. He suckered Finn Balor into this match. Bray Wyatt is just embarrassed because he got defeated by a fictional character. Bray Wyatt want Finn Balor to face him as a man. Whether it's man or demon, Finn Balor will still kick Bray Wyatt's ass. Cheap shot by Bray Wyatt before the bell rang. Bray Wyatt continuing with the mind games. Finn Balor being taking to the back for X-rays and observations. Finn Balor making his way back to the ring holding his ribs. As you can see the ribs are still bothering Finn. Finn Balor surviving in this match on pure adrenaline. Bray Wyatt with a euronaghi planted on Finn Balor. Balor kicked out. Finn Balor having trouble getting to the top rope. Constant grabbing of the ribs. Bray Wyatt with a slaughterous chop to Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the cudagra right through Bray Wyatt.

MATCH #02 "MAN VS MAN"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
Was I lying.

Rollins finally in this match. Ambrose took a lot of abuse from Cesaro. LMAO, Cesaro may have lost a tooth or two, lol. Cesaro being checked out at ring side. Rollins was nowhere around, Ambrose almost tapped out to the crossface that Cesaro had locked in. Rollins is out of action. Sheamus and Cesaro are trying everything in their power to defeat Rollins and Ambrose, they haven't done it yet. Dean Ambrose with a lucky dirty deeds on Sheamus, gaining the victory.

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS & DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO

This next match going to be crazy. 05 WWE Raw divas going hard for the women's championship in a fatal five way match. Where the champion doesn't even have to be pinned. Talk about ultimate back stabbing for the champion, lol. There's no homegirls in this match. This isn't the time to be friends. This is a time to be CHAMPION! Totally awesome, Nia Jax with the double somoan drop on Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss. Triple alliance taking Nia Jax over the apron. Nia Jax, back on the apron. Emma and Bayley taking Nia Jax down. Nia Jax landing on the back of her neck. Nia Jax, back inside the ring. Alexa Bliss sidestepping Nia Jax into the ring post. Alexa Bliss getting the victory pinfall on Bayley.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL 5 WAY"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY, EMMA, NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS
There would be a time where I throw dirt on Alexa Bliss's name after a match but not tonight. I'm going to give Alexa Bliss her due. It isn't easy to take on four women with your title on the line. She manage to pull off the upset. I'll give it to Alexa.

It's about time John Cena found someone as good as him. Someone who can shut him up because John Cena more than just suck. "JOHN CENA'S A BITCH!" Roman Reigns, I never supported you with this whole yard concept but you need to show John Cena tonight, who's yard this really is. Cena stop it with the mind games and get your coward ass back in the ring. Get up Mr 16X's, lol. Reigns don't let me down. Don't let this match be Cena's 99th win. Yes, superman punch. SPEAR! NO AA, YES ROMAN YOU KICKED OUT, WOOOOOO. Cena rearranging the spanish announce table. Instead, Roman Reigns speared Cena through the tables, WOOOOOO FUCKIN' AWESOME! Cena with a look of disbelief. Roman Reigns kicked out of 02 AA's. Yes, Yes, Roman Reigns that's my guy. Yes, Superman punch followed by a spear, wooooooooo, ROMAN REIGNS TOOK DOWN JOHN CENA, YES, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
that's right Roman this is your YARD, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JOHN CENA

The Miz going into Kurt Angle's office running something by Kurt for tomorrow's Monday Night Raw. The Miz plans to have Roman Reigns as his guest on MizTv. Kurt Angle agrees with The Miz's idea and offer to have MizTv as the opener for Monday Night Raw.

I can't believe I'm going to route for this competitor but I must admit as annoying as Enzo Amore happen to be. In the past couple of weeks, he have shifted the course of 205 Live. Something that 205 Live needed. I consider this like a comedy match. You must admit it would be hilarious if Enzo Amore walked out of the Staples Center as the Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #06 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT NEVILLE
LMAO, OMG I told you this was a joke. Lol, oh man Enzo Amore the new Cruiserweight Champion. Brilliant Enzo, waiting till the referee back was turned and go in with a low blow on Neville, CLMAO.

Broc Lesnar with the delivery of six German suplexes but still haven't been able to put away Braun Strowman.
Broc Lesnar, finally executed an F-5 to get his pin on Strowman.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEWS:
SUNDAY, OCT. 08TH SMACKDOWN LIVE'S "HELL IN A CELL"

ASUKA, MAKING HER DEBUT, SUNDAY,  OCTOBER 22ND @ "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

SUNDAY, OCT. 22ND RAW'S "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam Pay Per View"

We doing it up here again inside the Barclay's Center. I had an awesome time last night and I know everyone who came out here did as well. Whether you were watching NXT Takeover Brooklyn from a bar or live streaming from your crib. I know, you had a dope WWE weekend and it ain't over. WWE kicking off the week with 02 nights at the Barclay's Center both for Monday Night Raw and Smack Down Live. That's on Monday and Tuesday, I'm about to get ready for the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam. I'm on my way there live streaming on the train as I type to you all.

KICK OFF SHOW w/ Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Lita, David Otunga and Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg

MATCH #01:
THE MIZ & MIZTOURAGE DEFEAT JASON JORDAN & THE HARDY BOYZ
The Miz not very happy this evening. Despite winning his match. The Miz is upset for the fact that his title isn't being defended tonight. I kind of agree too. Why isn't the Intercontinental Championship being defended on the biggest night of the summer?

MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
I seen this coming. I had a feeling, Neville was going to win back his championship. Now, Neville can be looked at as a 02X Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #03: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This match I didn't see coming. I guess that's what made it a good match. The Usos fought their asses off to get their titles back.

I would like to acknowledge our special surprise visitor, before the start of Summerslam by Colonel Sanders aka Sexy boy Sanders. Thank you to Shawn Michaels for that little entertainment, lmao.

MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI
I call, this match weeks ago. I figure that Natalya would get her last moment to shine, winning the SDL Women's Championship.

So far the matches have been boring. We're about to get into something good, as the cage lower down to the ring. The only thing that sucks about this, is hearing Enzo Amore. Why can't he just walk his ass into the cage. No, Enzo Amore must flap his gums.

Big Cass and The Big Show, this going to be some gangsta shit, right here.

I'm going to lead things off with a chant. "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!" "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!"

MATCH #03 "SHARK TANK CAGE MATCH"
BIG CASS DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW

LOL, that was funny Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan having an argument about which brand is going to takeover, Summerslam.

Rusev getting the upperhand on Randy Orton, before the bell rings.
The bell finally rang, Randy Orton with an RKO and pin count in 01 second, lmao. That was crazy.

MATCH #04
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV

Up next is Raw's Women's Championship, let's hope there's a title exchange in this match. SmackDown has a new women's champion. Let's see if Sasha can rip the title from the shoulders of Alexa BITCH!!!

MATCH #05 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Sasha had the bank statement on Alexa, she manage to escape. A definite close call. Alexa tossing Sasha out of the ring. Sasha can be counted out if she doesn't make it back in the ring in time. Sasha with another bank statement on Alexa. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO SASHAAAAAAAAAA, "GA HEAD GURL!"  SASHA BANKS, DATS MY BITCH, RIGHT THERE! Sasha Banks, new Raw's Women's Champion.

This next match is going to be epic. We're about to see a creature, we haven't seen in a long time. It's been a year, in fact it was a year ago at Summerslam 2016 since "The Demon" was released.

I'm not standing up for Bray Wyatt. I rep the Balor Club, beeeyotch!!!! I came out to see, "The Demon!"

MATCH #06
FIN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT

LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY! LET'S GO BALOR!
LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY, LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY.

THE DEMON slayed Bray Wyatt, WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!!

Up next, Raw's Tag Team Championship Match between Sheamus and Cesaro verses Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. I just have one question, Are these 02 really friends again?

MATCH #07 "RAW'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO
What was that all about with the beachball? Cesaro snatching a beachball from the crowd and destroying it. Why are people tossing around a beachball in here, anyway? The match isn't that boring, lol.
It look like Ambrose and Rollins dominating this match. Maybe, Sheamus and Cesaro times are up. Awesome, frog splash coming from Seth Rollins. Cesaro with the save to Sheamus. I haven't seen Cesaro do this move in a longtime. The swinging move on Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins with the sweet chin music to Cesaro and another one to Sheamus. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds onto Sheamus. You are now looking at Raw's new tag team champions, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.

Up next is the United States Championship match between Kevin Owens and Aj Styles. I just have one question for this, will Shane McMahon call this match down the line?

MATCH #08 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Special guest referee: SHANE MCMAHON
AJ STYLES DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
The bell haven't rung yet, already these 02 are ready to tear each other apart.
Shane may have jerked Kevin Owens out this championship title. Kevin Owens had a clear 03 count pin. Kevin Owens is furious. Kevin Owens putting his hands on Shane. I think, Owens is about to regret it. Shane pushing Kevin Owens. Aj Styles rolling up Owens into a pin. Shane counting out Owens.

We're coming towards the end of the night. It's the SDL main event for the World Heavyweight Championship, Shinsuke Nakamura verses Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #09 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS! JINDER SUCKS!

We're finally at the match of the night, fatal four way/ Universal Championship....

MATCH #10 "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP" FATAL 4 WAY
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, SOMOA JOE, ROMAN REIGNS
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, THIS IS AWESOME! FUCKING A, Broc Lesnar through an announce table by Braun Strowman not once, three times.
That's right, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time. This is awesome, Broc Lesnar being taken out of the match by medics. The crowd is high on Strowman. I don't blame them after what he just did to Broc Lesnar. Now, the match is down to 03 people. The Roman Sucks, chants begin. Brooklyn got no love for Roman Reigns. Are you serious?  Who is this man, Steve Austin The Six Million Dollar Man. Broc Lesnar coming back into the arena after what he just experienced. Broc Lesnar going straight towards Strowman. Joe with the koklina clutch on Lesnar.

"BROC LESNAR IS THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"

I can not tell you which brand dominated tonight's Summerslam as per Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan's extreme conversation. What I can tell you, this was an awesome Summerslam. Probably better than any  Summerslam's I've ever seen in the past.

WWE'S NEXT PAY PER VIEW EVENT:
RAW'S "NO MERCY", SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover Brooklyn!"

This is sick right here. I'm finally in the Barclay's for NXT Takeover Brooklyn III. I'm sorry I missed the last two years. The show is about to begin, as they introduce tonight's commentators, Percy Watson, Nigel McGuinness and Mauro Ranallo

Setting things off for the night with crowd motivator, No Way Jose... the match never happened. No Way Jose being attacked by another wrestler. I'm not sure who that wrestler is, he doesn't look familiar.

Coming out now, NXT's wannabe divas, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay....

MATCH #01
PEYTON ROYCE DEFEAT SARAH LOGAN
Really guys now your going to turn the screen on. I can't see a thing in these nose bleed seats. Peyton Royce and Sarah Logan looked like ants from here.

It look like we going to have some tag team action. This is the one thing I hate about NXT they have alot of excellent talent but they aren't being properly showcased like they should. I think it's about time, NXT move to primetime television.

MATCH #02
WOLFGANG & PETE DUNNE DEFEAT TYLER BATE & TRENT SEVEN

Why must I have a group of loud screamers sitting behind me everytime I come to a wrestling event.

It turns out that was a kick off show I just watched. What an awesome, kick off show that was. Much better than any kick off show I seen from Raw and Smackdown. Where getting ready for the official, "NXT TAKEOVER BROOKLYN!"

The crowd is amped, everyone is for Johnny Wrestling. And, that's whom I also is for, "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING"

I'm hearing the "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT", chants up in here. C'mon Brooklyn anything for my man, "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING".

MATCH #01
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Awesome match probably one of Andrade Almas's best ever. The crowd is disappointed by the loss including myself.

Daniel Bryan is in the building, "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES"

Corey Graves in the house, special guest commentator.
MATCH #02 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SANITY DEFEAT THE AUTHORS OF PAIN
(ALEXANDER WOLFE & KILLIAN DANE)
AOP, going for gut. Setting it off with the first shots. Seriously, y'all doing this again. Y'all just going to leave the screen turned off during this match to the people in the nose bleed seats. Finally, they turned it back on.
I'm going to be completely honest. I don't know which team to choose for. Truthfully I think, both teams SUCK!
B. K., heavily behind Sanity.
I can't believe that Nikki Cross put her life on the line for this team. Your looking at the result of that, "NXT'S NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SANITY!"
In the middle of Sanity's celebration. They received two surprise visitors,
Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish taking out Sanity and stating their claim. They want the tag team titles.

What do we have here? It look like, we have some NXT Veterans in the house. B. K. and Rusty Jabbz give a big round of applause to Neville and Shinsuke Nakamura.

Jim Ross, special guest commentator
MATCH #03
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT HIDEO ITAMI
Hideo Itami mocking the knees bent (Indian style) style of Aleister Black. Hideo Itami have disappointed me. There was a time when I actually supported him. Ever since he lost that NXT World Title match to Bobby Roode, he's been somewhat of an asshole. I can't front I like Aleister Black too that's why choosing sides makes it hard. It look like Brooklyn already knows who's the better man.

It look like we have some more, NXT veterans in house. That's right, Brooklyn, give it up to the original Four Horse Women (minus Charlotte)
Sasha Banks, Bayley and Becky Lynch

EMBER MOOOOON, WOOOOOOOO WELCOME TO BROOKLYN, BUK,  BUK, BUK, WOOOOOOOO This the match I been looking forward too. It's time for someone to dethrone the champion.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Oh we're doing this, the battling chants. Okay I'm choosing my side too. LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER ! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER!

That was fucking crazy, I can't believe it. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Asuka won, I'm not mad. I like Asuka. I just really had my heart set on Ember Moon and I think the whole entire Borough of Brooklyn agrees with me. I just have one question, "WHO THE FUCK CAN BEAT ASUKA?"

Its nice to see this the NXT veterans making their appearance to be here tonight. We have Kevin Owens and Somoa Joe in the audience.

Is this for Drew McIntyre. He actually wanted this special entrance by the NYC Marching Band. Drew McIntyre getting into his Scottish roots, I see. 
Now, we're about to get into Bobby Roode's special entrance of "GLORIOUS!" I'm disappointed with Brooklyn right now. I can't believe y'all actually singing this man's theme, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm routing for McIntyre. I never like Bobby Roode since Impact. Bobby Roode's a dick.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE
This is a good match but after awhile its going to start getting boring. I  need a saviour of this match. Someone like the man's name on my shirt, "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE".

WOOOOOOO, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE

Totally awesome, he's here ADAM COLE ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!
Although this isn't how I expected his debut into NXT to be. Nonetheless, ADAM COLE IS HERE! Heel or face, he's still awesome.
ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!

NXT Takeover Brooklyn was crazy tonight. Two gun shots in the air for tonight's NXT Takeover (BUK! BUK!) I had a wonderful evening watching NXT Takeover live inside the Barclay's Center. I'm looking forward to my return tomorrow for "SUMMERSLAM!" WOOOOOOO
The only thing that sucks about this night are the fact that these seats were too high up, section 214.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #04 "Summerstage Presents Lisa Lisa @ St. Mary's Park!"

You ever have one of them days, where there's so much things going on in the city all at once. Today, just happen to be one of those days. I find it very hard to make a choice between the 40th Anniversary of the Rocksteady Crew taking place at Rumsey Field, Central Park and Lisa Lisa, live performance will take place later on this evening at St. Mary's Park. Today sounds like it'll be a good day no matter which event you happen to choose. It is a beautiful Sunday afternoon in New York City. The sun is shining. I made my choice to witness both venues. However, it is impossible considering the fact. If I were to attend the Rocksteady 40th Anniversary, first. Which happen to be taking place as I write. How much of the Rocksteady Anniversary will I get to see. Rocksteady Anniversary taking place in the Rumsey Field from 2pm-7pm. However, Lisa Lisa and Dj Marlon B performance will be later on this evening at 5pm in the Bronx.

That is another thing, The Bronx. It is going to be a little difficult and frustrating to get to the Bronx. I need the #06 train for service to 3rd Ave./E. 149th St. I believe they are doing construction this weekend. I understand that the #06 will be skipping several stations and E. 149th St., just happen to be one of them. According to my MTA research, everyone is required to take the #06 train to the Hunts Point station and take the #06 on the Manhattan side going back towards the stops that were skipped. I apologize, I didn't mean to give you a rundown on the MTA Weekend Bulletin. I just want to know, Rusty Jabbers. Do you think, Lisa Lisa is worth all of this MTA hassle? Or, should I just call it a day and enjoy myself for the last time at a Rocksteady summer event. I shall see, how my day turn out. I'm on my way to the Rumsey Field, right now.

Okay, I did not expect this upon my arrival to the park. I shouldn't be too surprised considering the conceitedness of Central Park/Manhattan. Apparently, there have been some rules and regulations made. Rules and regulations that may have some affect on me. It seems, I'm not allowed inside the park. No one is allowed inside the park carrying video cameras or video equipment, which include selfie sticks. Once I seen that posting in the park. I didn't bother to argue with any security nor Summerstage staff. I just want to thank, Rocksteady for making my decision much easier. Now, I can go where I truly wanted to go and that's to St. Mary's Park to see my #01 B-Girl, Double L (Lisa Lisa). No disrespect to Rocksteady, I really wanted to hear some good music sung by a real and beautiful, woman. I can not wait to get there.

I never thought that was going to happen, after what I went through with the #06 train. I'am thankful to the Lord that I did make it and get a chance to witness my very first crush, live on stage. But that isn't all I'm thankful for, I'm thankful to the mass amount of people who came out here to St. Mary's Park for Lisa Lisa. It was crazy and difficult to find a place to set up my camera for my recording. I just love that support for Lisa Lisa. I never seen so many people attend a Summerstage event. No room to walk, barely any standing room. Everyone out here sitting in the park on their folding chairs. It look like these people were out here today, 02 hours prior before the original kick off time. Give it up to everyone who came out this afternoon.

Looking beautiful and fine after all these years. My girl, Lisa Lisa coming out on stage performing some of her classic hits. Hit song like, "Can You Feel The Beat", "Lost In Emotion", "I Wonder If I Take You Home", "Head To Toe", "All Cried Out" and "Little Jackie Wants To Be A Star". Mami, still got her voice. Totally awesome afternoon, definitely worth the trip from Bucktown. That's right, LISA LISA, EVERYBODY!!! Give it up, Rusty Jabbz!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #03 "Battleground PPV!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Sam Roberts & David Otunga

BATTLEGROUND KICK OFF SHOW:
AIDEN ENGLISH DEFEAT TYE DILLINGER

BATTLEGROUND PAY PER VIEW:
HOSTED BY: JBL, TOM PHILIPS AND BYRON SAXTON

MATCH #01 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS
Who believe that Xavier Woods bringing it home?
We forgot about Kofi Kingston, stepping in for Xavier.
I was right, Xavier Woods bought it home. The New Day are back on top as champions.

Battleground, starting off with a good start.

Shinsuke Nakamura, finally going to get his shot to shine in a WWE pay per view. He haven't had the best of luck these past couple of months. I believe this man have something to do with it, Mr Money In The Bank, Baron Corbin. You know which, wrestler I ride for NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #02
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN BY DISQUALIFICATION
Blatant disqualification from Baron Corbin with a knee strike across Nakamura. Baron Corbin leaving the ring with a smile across his face.
Baron Corbin returning to the ring. Baron Corbin with a cheap shot using the briefcase into Nakamura's gut followed by the end of days maneuver.

It's time now for some glow, as we're joined by SDL Women's Champion, Naomi. Naomi, joining the commentary section for this match.

MATCH #03 "5 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEATED BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, LANA & CHARLOTTE
5 way elimination match, taking place right now. The last female in the ring standing will get an opportunity to face Naomi for the SDL Women's Championship @ Summerslam.
No one have been eliminated yet. I don't think these girls know the concept of an elimination match. Lana out here saving Charlotte, Tamina out here saving Lana. The match is any woman for themselves.
Becky Lynch eliminated Tamina, Becky Lynch eliminated Lana, Natalya eliminated Becky Lynch, It's down to just Charlotte and Natalya. Natalya eliminated Charlotte.

Next match is the opportunity for Kevin Owens to get back what he lost during Independence Day. Do anyone agree with Aj Styles and feel that Kevin Owens isn't the man to carry the United States Championship?

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
I like that, it have a nice ring to it, lol. AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's  TITLE, AJ's TITLE.
I seen that Owens with the tights, cheap shot. Kevin Owens decide to go bowling, delivering the canonball. Ooh, a hit but a miss. Aj Styles have some tricks up his sleeves delivering the powerbomb. Kevin Owens with an armbreaker on Aj Styles. Aj Styles is thriving in pain. Aj Styles have the crabcrusher locked in on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens tossed Aj Styles into the referee. It look like it was intentional. The referee have been taken out. These two going back and forth with pin covers. Kevin Owens, finally scored the pin over Aj.
I guess, Aj Styles was incorrect about Kevin Owens. It look like, he is the man to carry the United States Championship. Kevin Owens capturing the belt for its third time.

This next match is a match about pride. I don't have to say anything more. Just, pure pride between these two superstars,  John Cena and Rusev. I'm not going to lie to you. I could care less about John Cena but in matches like this you have no choice but to route for Cena, smh. I don't want to see Bulgaria dominate the United States tonight.

MATCH #05 "FLAG MATCH"
JOHN CENA DEFEAT RUSEV
Cena unhook the American flag. He need to head up the ramp now and place it onto it's respectful podium. Rusev making sure that doesn't happen. Cena with the American flag halfway up the ramp. Rusev going for his Bulgarian flag. Rusev putting down his flag to finish off John Cena. Rusev took out John Cena. Rusev setting up a table. Rusev with the accolade on John Cena. John Cena passing out. Rusev going for the Bulgarian flag. John Cena with a hold on Rusev. Rusev with a kick. Rusev going for another attempt of the accolades onto Cena. Cena reversing it with the "A A" and planting Rusev through a table that Rusev had set up for Cena. Look like that came back and bit, Rusev in the ass. John Cena going for the American flag and placing it onto the podium.

Mike Kannellis making his WWE pay per view debut, tonight against Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn looking eager for tonight's match. He's seeking revenge from Tuesday night loss on SDL.

MATCH #06
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT MIKE KANNELLIS
Wow, Sami Zayn finally scored a victory. Does anyone know the last time he scored a victory, lol?

We finally come down to the main event. Randy Orton verses Jinder Mahal for the WWE World Championship. I'm not routing for Jinder Mahal in this match. In my opinion, this match is more about vengeance. Vengeance is something that Randy Orton seeks towards Jinder Mahal from the last pay per view (Money In The Bank). Randy Orton seeking retribution for his family. There is going to be alot of pain between the bamboo bars of the Punjabi prison.

MATCH #07 "PUNJABI PRISON MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I could barely see the match. There are so much bamboo being used as its structure.
Randy Orton had 0:20 seconds to get out the 4th door from the inner structure. The Singh Brothers making sure that doesn't happen. The Singh Brothers dragging out Jinder Mahal to the outer structure. While Randy Orton is stuck inside the inner structure. Randy Orton scaling that 20 foot cage to get himself out of the outer structure. Randy Orton trying to escape the Punjabi prison. Randy Orton being interupted by Samir Singh. Samir Singh found himself landing 15 feet through the commentary table. Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal still on the outer structure. Samil Singh still inside the outer structure. Randy Orton with a steel chair to the back of Samil Singh. Randy Orton going for the escape. I can not believe this. Well, executed plan Mahal. I bet no one seen that coming. We get ourselves a surprise visit tonight. The creator of the Punjabi Prison match, The Great Khali, coming out holding Randy Orton by his throat and shaking the cage. Giving, Jinder Mahal the opportunity to go for his victory.

NEXT MONTH, SPEND 04 NIGHTS IN THE BARCLAY'S CENTER WITH THE WWE....

NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN SATURDAY., AUGUST 19TH
WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY., AUGUST 20TH
MONDAY NIGHT RAW MONDAY., AUGUST 21ST
SMACKDOWN LIVE TUESDAY., AUGUST 22ND

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #02 "Summerstage Presents Evelyn "Champagne" King @ Corporal Thompson Park

Today, isn't something ordinary Rusty Jabbz does. I wanted to do something different than the normal, Talib Kweli live performance taking place this afternoon. How many times have I seen a Talib Kweli performance. I understand, he may have some of his new material. There is never a day, where I don't want to hear or see a performance by Talib Kweli. Unfortunately, today happen to be one of those days. Today, I'm looking to expand Rusty Jabbz/ Worldwidejabbz media beyond the  traditional hip hop. The event going down, this afternoon is something I rarely partake in. A live performance at Corporal Thompson Park, Staten Island bought to you by, the woman who makes your, "Love Come Down", Evelyn "Champagne" King.

Right now, I'm enjoying a loving Saturday afternoon in the 80° weather on the B-8 bus. I haven't rode on one of these in a very long time. To those of you who don't know, the B-8 bus used to be my form of transportation, when I was attending New Utrecht H.S. I hated those four years of the journey then and I hate it today. The only difference, unlike high school, today's journey is perhaps worth its wait and frustration from the New York MTA.

Look at this, now I'm over the Verrazano Bridge. I couldn't tell you the last time I drove across the Verrazano bridge. Perhaps it was with my daddy, God rest his soul. He always used this bridge for short cuts. My daddy would take the Verrazano, sometimes back into New Jersey. Short cuts, kind of like what I'm doing now with the S-53. Just trying to avoid that Manhattan weekend on the subway. I did, finally arrive, of course getting myself lost in the process but I manage to find where it was I going. In the heart of, "WEST BRIGHTON", Wu Tang Territory, totally awesome.

I'm feeling the ol' vibes and loving it. The dj got them ol' skool jems rocking that's what's up! Dj Joey Carvello, "Dj Disco King" on the 1 & 2's.

Rusty Jabbz are y'all ready to party. Worldwide Jabbz are y'all ready to party. If your ready to party, let's party.

"RAIN COME DOWN, MUSIC MAKE THE RAIN COME DOWN!", LOL.
The sun gone down, there's a nice cool breeze throughout the air. I'm feeling some drops that would truly suck getting stranded out in Staten Island in the middle of the rain. It's a wet afternoon in NYC. You know the woman of hour had something to do with this. Give it up, NYC and all my followers to Evelyn "Champagne" King and her husband, Freddie Fox (not the emcee, Freddie Foxxx). This Freddie Fox is a guitarist and  happens to be her husband of 26 years. Give a round of applause, coming to you this afternoon from the Boogie Down, Bronx, Fascination. And, of course we always got to thank the crowd motivator, Dj Joey Carvello.

I had, me a good time this afternoon off of, Miss Champagne's classic hits. These are classic tunes you can still hear, everyday, all day over the radio. You can even hear them via internet but its a whole other feeling when you see an actual artist perform for the first time. No one can get over the feeling of seeing their favorite artist, right in front of you.

I was having a good time until it started raining but that wasn't the major issue. The major issue was all these damn bugs flying around me interfering with my recording of the performance. Things were going so smoothly until the interuption. Regardless, today still was a great day and we have Evelyn "Champagne" King and Summerstage to thank for it.

The music doesn't stop in Shaolin. Going down tomorrow afternoon in South Beach, Staten Island will be Wu Tang's own The GZA/ Genius.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire PPV"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy (01 to 00). We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit right there. There going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 01 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.



NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy. We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes   (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit, there going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 02 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.





NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Issue #05 "Money In The Bank PPV Sunday, June 18, 2017"

Coming to you live tonight its the Money In The Bank Pay Per View from St. Louis, Missouri. A lot of action taking place tonight, looking forward to the first time ever Women's Money In The Bank match. I have my money on Natalya. Unless, Lana ends up defeating Naomi to become the Women's Champion then my money will be on Becky Lynch.

Kicking things off tonight, its the return of The Hype Bros. We seen Zack Ryder make his appearance this past Tuesday on SmackDown Live.

KICK OFF SHOW:
THE HYPE BROS DEFEAT THE COLONS
Awesome match taking place during the kick off show. Great come back for the The Hype Bros.

The Money In The Bank Pay Per View going down, right now....
There have been a lot of rumors, a lot of predictions for what is about to take place in a few minutes.
We waste no time, starting things off with the first ever Women's Money In The Bank match, as Charlotte Flair makes her entrance. Tonight we're creating history.

MATCH #01 "1ST WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
CARMELLA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE, BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, NATALYA
All girls going for a ladder. Tamina left alone in the ring. Becky Lynch blasting a ladder into Tamina. Natalya and Becky having a ladder tug of war. Now its Natalya that's alone in the ring. Charlotte stopping Natalya from receiving the briefcase. Carmella climbing up the ladder. Charlotte have herself tangled in the ladder. Tamina tipping over the ladder. Natalya from behind taking down Tamina with a ladder. Carmella knocking Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella with another attempt to climb the ladder. Charlotte pulling Carmella down from the ladder. Charlotte with a beautiful summer salt off the ring post taking out Natalya and Tamina. Carmella with her third attempt to capture the briefcase. Becky Lynch pulling Carmella off the ladder. Becky Lynch by herself in the ring attempting to go after the briefcase. James Ellesworth pushing Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella looked injured. James Ellesworth decide to retrieve the briefcase for her. This is some bullshit, James Ellesworth is a dude and he's not even in the match but apparently its legal. No disqualification. Unfortunately, Carmella is Miss Money In The Bank!

MATCH #02 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS BY COUNT OUT
I know The New Day are new on Smack Down but I would be so happy if they pull a victory over The Usos. I think, The Usos met their match. There not fighting the Colons or the Fashion Police. The New Day bringing it to them. Of course, leave it up to The Usos to back out the match.

This is the debut of Lana's first match/ pay per view. I'm not looking forward to that Bulgarian Brute, Rusev showing up helping Lana score a victory.

MATCH #03 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
NAOMI DEFEAT LANA
Carmella and James Ellesworth coming out with her new MITB briefcase during the match.
Naomi defeating Lana by submission.

FASHION VICE: The Fashion Police finally found out who trashed their office.

OMG, it was true I was really hoping this was a rumor. Mike Kannellis  and Maria Kannellis are on Smack Down. Why couldn't this be a rumor? These two pain in the asses, coming here, smh. He's calling himself, Mike Kannellis. I always thought the tradition was for the woman to take the male's last name, smh. Bullshit!

I just want to take this time to acknowledge the Hall of Famers, we have sitting in the audience.... "GREG GAGNE", "LARRY HENNIG", "BARON VON RASCKE", "SGT SLAUGHTER", "COWBOY BOB ORTON JR" AND "RIC FLAIR".

MATCH #04 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I hope this match end by either disqualification or count out. This is the only match I would want to end by either a disqualification or count out. I can't see, Randy Orton winning tonight by pinfall. I don't want to see Randy Orton get embarrassed in his hometown. Especially, when he has his father there and all these hall of famers accompanying him at ringside. So far it been all, Mahal in this match. Jinder Mahal have the figure four locked in on Randy Orton. I didn't think this could happen but Jinder Mahal is destroying a 13X champion on father's day. Jinder Mahal did some damage to Orton's left knee. Randy Orton establishing some momentum. Setting up the RKO, Orton manage to land it on Mahal. Thanks to the Singh Brothers, he was unable to make the pin. The referee having The Singh Brothers removed from the arena. The Singh Brothers attacking Cowboy Bob Orton. Randy Orton going after the Singh Brothers. Randy Orton making sure that Singh Brothers pay for what they just did. Through all of that turmoil, Jinder Mahal getting the upperhand and capturing a pinfall on Randy Orton. The audience was in distraught. I would to, if my hometown hero lost his match.

MATCH #05
BREEZANGO DEFEAT THE ASCENSIONS
So these are the guys who have been trashing the office of the Fashion Police. Smack Down is actually wasting our time for this.

I didn't have much luck earlier with the women's money in the bank match. I'm hoping to see some improvement. I have my money on Sami Zayn for Mr. MITB.

MATCH #06 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES, DOLPH ZIGGLER, SAMI ZAYN, KEVIN OWENS, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Baron Corbin attacking Shinsuke Nakamura during his entrance theme. The match haven't begun yet. Baron Corbin may have taken out Shinsuke Nakamura. We're currently going with 05 men at this present time.
First briefcase attempt by Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn knocking Kevin Owens off the ladder. Sami Zayn tossing Kevin Owens body into the ladder, dismantling the ladder. Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn trying to race up the ladder. Sami Zayn taking out Dolph Ziggler. Baron Corbin taking out Sami Zayn. Aj Styles taking down Baron Corbin. Aj Styles setting up the ladder. Baron Corbin climbing alongside Aj, Dolph Ziggler climbing over Corbin. Baron Corbin dragged down Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler with a zig zag on Corbin. Styles, Ziggler and Zayn at the top of the ladder trying to reach for the briefcase. Sami Zayn with the sunset flip power bomb wiping out both, Aj Styles and Dolph Ziggler from the top of the ladder. Sami Zayn with a suplex onto Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens look injured. Referees are looking after him. Sami Zayn all by himself climbing back up the ladder. Aj Styles with a phenomenal forearm hitting Sami Zayn off the ladder. Baron Corbin going after Aj Styles. Baron Corbin may have ended Aj Styles with a choke slam into a ladder set up across the commentary table. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder. Kevin Owens taking down Sami Zayn.
Aj Styles hanging from the briefcase. Dolph Ziggler pulled the ladder from under him. Aj Styles falling flat to the canvas.
Baron Corbin was going to climb up the ladder. Until, he seen Shinsuke  Nakamura.
Shinsuke Nakamura is back! Nakamura takes out Baron Corbin.
Nakamura taking down Dolph Ziggler. Nakamura setting up the ladder. Aj Styles and Nakamura having their private sparing session. Who do you think is best between those two?
Aj Styles begin to climb the ladder. Nakamura begin to climb on the otherside. Both men continue to go blow for blow once they got to the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin pushing down the ladder. There is no one else around. Everyone is injured, Baron Corbin setting up another ladder. Baron Corbin going for Mr MITB and seizing the opportunity.

NEXT RAW PPV, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" Sunday, July 09th

NEXT SDL PPV, "BATTLEGROUND!" Sunday, July 23rd

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #03 "June 08th, Global Hip Hop Day!"

"A Day away from Brooklyn!" You ever had one of those days where you just want to get away. I was fortunate to have the opportunity to do something different other than being in Brooklyn, all day. I was given a chance to witness history on 1520 Sedgwick Avenue. How many of y'all know what 1520 Sedgwick Avenue is? Forty years ago, today it was the home of the legendary Dj Kool Herc. The place where it all began.

The birth of 40 years of Hip Hop. However, it was unfortunate I never actually got the chance to witness the historical moment. Today marks the day of the proclamation and unveiling of "Hip Hop Boulevard!" An investment according to Bronx Borough President, Rubin Diaz, Jr that cost 2.5 million dollars. 1520 Sedgwick Avenue have been declared as, "Hip Hop Boulevard!" Totally awesome! What wasn't so awesome was the fact that I had trouble finding Sedgwick Avenue. This is why I never made the official proclamation.

I manage to go to the Hot 97 Bronx Block Party being held inside Cedar Playground. This was some sort of an afternoon after party. I couldn't network at this event too long. You know, I gotta be at the plantation tomorrow morning. I needed to be back in Brooklyn at a reasonable hour. Despite the minimum time limit. I manage to enjoy myself. I must admit, I was feeling a bit out of place. I guess everyone in Cedar Park knew I wasn't from around here.  It isn't hard to tell, when you have on a sky blue fitted cap on the top of your head that reads, "FLATBUSH!" I wanted everyone to know where I was from. Even though today is about, Global Hip Hop. The day is suppose to be about honor, love, unity, and partying. There's fools in the Bronx. I just wanted to be on point.

I'am just glad was able to take part in this afternoon's event and be apart of history. Even though I missed today's earlier events. I'm glad I was there to witness the dj stylings from some of Hip Hop's elite. I would like to take this time to shout out, Dj Scratch, Dj Camillo, Dj Chuck Chillout, Dj Kid Capri, Dj Funkmaster Flex, Dj Red Alert, Dj Enuff, TT Torrez, Kurtis Blow, Bugsy from Hot 97. There were alot of other people, celebrities, celebrity djs. Everyone came through and represented history.

Welcome to "1520 HIP HOP BOULEVARD!"

For footage of this afternoon's event @ Cedar Playground visit:
http://www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz

Friday, June 9, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #04 "Raekwon: Meet and Greet, signing of The Wild"

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT, WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT, WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT.... After, 20 years of dominance on the hip hop mainstream and underground circuit that phrase remains to be true.

Tonight everyone is gathered here at Urban Outfitters to witness one of the hip hop's finest emcees, Raekwon The Chef. Performing here with us, the 2017 release of The Wild. I just want to thank my man, D for letting me know about tonight's event. I wish you were here, bro. I know you wouldn't want to miss something like this.

The show haven't taken off, as of yet. People are still here standing around in determination. The same goes for myself. I made big plans to cover this event. I definitely have my heart set on what's about to take place inside Urban Outfitters.

The event finally jumped off. I figured I seen Rae, earlier coming out of the jeep. I didn't want to believe it was him. Sun, put on some pounds. Talk about big belly mon, lol. Anyway, as the show began. He kept it short with a few exclusive off the, Wild Lp. He didn't want to perform too many songs. There were alot of people who came out this evening, who actually purchased "The Wild" LP from the store. They were seeking autographs from Raekwon. I didn't purchase, "The Wild" LP. I previously downloaded the album, back in April. The only thing I wanted to do this evening was capture as much pictures of The God. Which you'll get to view throughout the article. 

To see footage of the events that took place here this evening, visit: http://www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz

Monday, June 5, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Extreme Rules Pay Per View"

Welcome back, Rusty Jabbers join me as we get ready to experience, Extreme in about an hour. Tonight is the Extreme Rules Pay Per View, going down live in the heart of Baltimore, Maryland. Joining us, right now at the kick off show panel, Renee Young, Sam and David Otunga. Look who is with us, welcome back to David Otunga joining us this evening.

KICK OFF SHOW:
KALISTO DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
AWESOME!!!

Okay, its time to get EXTREME!!! Who's with me. Of course, how did I know this will be the first match. The Miz must always make an entrance and start off the show. Major stipulations in this match against Dean Ambrose. If, Dean Ambrose is disqualified, he automatically loses the title. This sucks, what are the major stipulations against The Miz. There aren't any.

MATCH #01 "Intercontinental Championship"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
The Miz doing everything he can to get Dean Ambrose excited. Smh, Ambrose is crazy going for the chair. He need to watch that anger of his. The Miz applying some pressure to the injured leg of Dean Ambrose. Ambrose can barely stand up. Dean Ambrose with his own figure four being planted on The Miz. Dean Ambrose being forced to break the hole. The Miz telling Maryse to slap him. The referee witnessing outside interference and sent Maryse back to the locker room. The Miz pushed Dean Ambrose into the referee. We thought, the referee was going to disqualify Dean Ambrose until The Miz scored the final pin. The Miz is now the 07X Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #02 "Mixed Tag Team"
RICH SWANN & SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NOAM DAR & ALICIA FOXX
I'm glad they decided to put this match on the main roster rather than the kick off show. This have been an interesting feud over the past few months. Somewhat similar between Davey Richards and Angelina Love Vs Eddie Edwards and Alisha Edwards. The only difference, Rich Swann and Sasha Banks aren't lovers. Rich Swann capturing a victory in his hometown of Baltimore, WOOOOOOO!!!! Now, Swann and The Boss are going to dance.

Elias Samson promo about the filth that is Baltimore.... I don't know if I should laugh. Afterall the man singing is horrible, lmao.

Bayley, I'm relying on you girl. Don't let me down. Take down that Alexa BITCH!  Bayley, I heard you earlier in a interview that you was inspired by Wonder Woman. Show me girl your Lynda Carter abilities.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Womens Championship/kendu stick on a pole"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY
BULLSHIT, this match sucked. Bayley didn't get any chances to use the kendu stick. I don't believe that Bayley was relentless in using the stick. Raw is so against Bayley. Let's face it, they don't want Bayley as champion again. It's because "BLONDES HAVE ALL THE FUN!!"

MATCH #04 "Raw Tag Team Championship/Steel Cage Match"
SHEAMUS & CESARO DEFEAT HARDY BOYZ
We are now on our 04th match of the night. There haven't been anything that impressed as of yet. I can not call, who will come out on top. My money is on The Hardy Boyz. Jeff Hardy is out of the cage. Matt Hardy left alone inside the cage. It's a 02 on 01 match going on inside the cage now. Jeff Hardy want back in this match. Sheamus won't let Jeff in. Jeff Hardy from the top of the steel cage with a swanton taking out Sheamus and Cesaro. Jeff Hardy putting his body on the line. Matt Hardy dragging his brother out of the cage. Sheamus and Cesaro manage to climb over the cage, before The Hardy's to become the new tag team champions.

MATCH #05 "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
Austin Aries have his third opportunity tonight to end the 126 day reign of the Neville level. I'm counting on you, bro don't let me down. This haven't been an awesome night. Something good must come out of this match. We already seen 03 faces loses their titles tonight. At least make one heel lose their title for the night. Neville is really fighting hard not to tap out. Neville thinking about this past, Monday. Avoiding the tap out. Neville manage to tap out, unfortunately it was outside the ring. This pay per view sucks. I should be watching, Henry Danger than this bullshit, smh. Both shows suck. After watching tonight's pay per view of Extreme Rules, Henry Danger is looking good. Sad but true.

I have my picks in this match. What does it matter, after the crap I seen tonight. I'm not sure he will even win. My money are on two opponents, Seth Rollins and Finn Balor. Everyone else, whatever. The rules to this match are simple.  The first man to gain a pinfall or submission on their opponent will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam for the Universal Championship.

MATCH #06 "Fatal 05 Way Match"
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT BRAY WYATT, SETH ROLLINS, FINN BALOR AND  ROMAN REIGNS
Bray Wyatt and Somoa Joe dominating the match together taking out the competition. Roman Reigns is back in the match. Where's Rollins? Roman Reigns have been taking out again through the announce table. Seth Rollins getting back in it. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail attempt on Seth Rollins. Here comes Somoa Joe from behind. Somoa Joe and Bray Wyatt alliance finally falling apart. Finn Balor, back in. HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY AWESOME!!! Roman Reigns with a spear of Finn Balor and Somoa Joe through the barricades. Seth Rollins flying off of the ring post onto Bray Wyatt through the announce table. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns going after one another in the ring. Bray Wyatt, back in the ring. Finn Balor, back in the ring. Roman Reigns with a superman punch for Seth Rollins. A superman punch for Finn Balor. Somoa Joe locking in the coquina clutch on Finn Balor, scoring the victory.

Okay, yes Booker T you called it. You said, it would be Somoa Joe, you happy now. I'm not!

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
SmackDown's Money In The Bank Sunday, June 18, 2017

Raw's Great Balls of Fire Sunday, July 09, 2017

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #01 "Best Of The Fest!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Presents... Best Of The Fest-Free Screening in Sunset Park, Saturday, June 03rd.

Oh what a day. This wasn't a day as planned. It started out earlier this morning with a appointment with one of my doctor's. The appointment never took place. These are typical things that occur when attending a doctor's office for its appointment. It's such ashame that the patient have to fall victim to it.

I felt that perhaps this evening's Screening in Sunset Park will put a smile back on my face. After being on my feet from morning I figure I can use that smile. I have made plans to go out for the evening. Which I actually did but you must realize how things can suddenly fall apart.

I have made the plans to meet one of my homies but he was unavailable for the moment. He told me, he was tied up in Queens and he had no idea when he'll be getting back to Brooklyn. This is a very familiar road, a little bit too familiar. I understand what I must do here. This isn't the first time I had to travel to a event by myself and I know it definitely won't be the last.

This afternoon's event is being held at the Sunset Park Center Lawn. Keep in mind, I don't have any knowledge of this community. Sunset Park is like the Twilight Zone to me. The only time you can catch me in this area is during pride week. Speaking of pride week, just 02 weeks away until June 16th. I can not wait! But, today didn't feel anything like pride week to me. I got that exact same feeling that I always had as if I'm arriving in Tijuana, Mexico.

I feel like I'm in some sort of little Mexico, surrounded in a park with a bunch of spics and chinks. I'm the only nigga up in here. I did, possibly see one or two niggas, maybe. I'm not sure if they were niggas. For all, I know they could have been Dominicans.

I know by the ink of my pen it may seem as if I have no interest in what tonight's event is offering. The complete opposite, its just I've been sitting around waiting for this "Best Of The Fest" screening to begin and it still haven't. Originally the time was set for 5pm to 8pm then they changed it to 7:30pm to 10pm. Now, I just found out they're not going to begin at 7:30pm. They decide to start the Fest, after sundown. They're talking about 8:20pm, smh.

I can't take this. This isn't looking good to these guys for their first review. The only thing that looks good happen to be the park. I'm feeling the whole atmosphere of Sunset Park minus the excessive staring from the people. There is alot going down in this park, this afternoon other than the film screening. There is a volleyball competition taking place. I notice the handball courts is flooded with participants. In my hood, heads don't even get on the handball court anymore. I notice they got a pool. It's not open today. It's a nice looking pool but this isn't a pool day.

I got more enjoyment off of my tour of the park than waiting around for nothing. I'm getting fed up. My homie isn't here yet. He's still in Queens taking care of b.i. This is what I meant, when I mentioned earlier about things suddenly falling apart. The moment have passed. I didn't care for the screening anymore. It didn't matter, what time the event started now. I made my exit.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #04 "Brooklyn's Women's Film Festival - Opening & Mixer!"

Before I start off, I would like to wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day, this weekend. There is alot taking place this weekend. Keep in mind, this wasn't my original plan for the day. I only came out here off an invite sent to me by a good homie, Biggz. I thought he would be attending this evening's event with me.

Right now, I'm currently riding around the streets of Brooklyn, citi-biking it. I don't even have the mind state to attend tonight's affair.

I made the final decision and decide to attend the Brooklyn's Women's Film Festival - Opening & Mixer. I figure, I give it a try. After all its free. In the meantime, I get tipsy. I don't have any plans of staying long, anyway.

The journey was awesome. I don't travel through Brooklyn over citibike too often. I plan on doing that again, if anything.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Backlash"

We meet again like last night's performance of NXT Takeover: Chicago. I'm back here tonight for SmackDown's Backlash.

KICKOFF SHOW:
TYE DILLINGER DEFEAT AIDEN ENGLISH
Aiden English being taken out in his hometown. Perhaps, he would of won tonight's match if he didn't get so emotional, LOL!

I didn't expect this to be the first match. What a way to start off tonight's pay per view. It's the moment everyone been waiting for. The in ring debut of Shinsuke Nakamura....

MATCH #01
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
Awesome entrance by Shinsuke Nakamura more awesome than The Miz.
Great DDT planted by Ziggler but Nakamura still standing.
"WELCOME TO SMACKDOWN, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!!!"

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE USOS DEFEAT BREEZANGO
Did you have any doubt in The Usos? This match was a joke.

Sami Zayn need to learn to shut his mouth. Be careful what you ask for. A big match getting ready to go down between Sami Zayn and Baron Corbin.
MATCH #03
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Sami Zayn, did it. He got rid of the thorn on his backside that goes by the name of Baron Corbin.

MATCH #04
CARMELLA, TAMINA & NATALYA DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH, NAOMI & CHARLOTTE
Becky Lynch tapped out to the sharpshooter that Natalya placed on her. It was an unfortunate loss at least Naomi and Charlotte manage to stick together throughout tonight's match.

Who is the best in America?
MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES BY COUNT OUT
Kevin Owens being relentless with the attack on Aj Styles right leg. Aj got his leg stuck in the commentary table. He was unable to make it back inside the ring. Kevin Owens manage to retain his United States Championship.

MATCH #06
LUKE HARPER DEFEAT ERICK ROWAN
This match right here was another waste of time. They really need to stop putting these two in feuds up against one another. How many times are we going to see them face off with one another? What they should do, is repackage the whole Luke Harper and Erick Rowan tag team.

MATCH #07 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAUL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Tonight's main event is horrible. I can't believe you have Kevin Owens and Aj Styles wrestling in the mid-card now. Someone like Jinder Mahaul, he's our new main event line up. You can't be serious!

EXTREME RULES SUNDAY, JUNE 04TH