Sunday, July 30, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #04 "Summerstage Presents Lisa Lisa @ St. Mary's Park!"

You ever have one of them days, where there's so much things going on in the city all at once. Today, just happen to be one of those days. I find it very hard to make a choice between the 40th Anniversary of the Rocksteady Crew taking place at Rumsey Field, Central Park and Lisa Lisa, live performance will take place later on this evening at St. Mary's Park. Today sounds like it'll be a good day no matter which event you happen to choose. It is a beautiful Sunday afternoon in New York City. The sun is shining. I made my choice to witness both venues. However, it is impossible considering the fact. If I were to attend the Rocksteady 40th Anniversary, first. Which happen to be taking place as I write. How much of the Rocksteady Anniversary will I get to see. Rocksteady Anniversary taking place in the Rumsey Field from 2pm-7pm. However, Lisa Lisa and Dj Marlon B performance will be later on this evening at 5pm in the Bronx.

That is another thing, The Bronx. It is going to be a little difficult and frustrating to get to the Bronx. I need the #06 train for service to 3rd Ave./E. 149th St. I believe they are doing construction this weekend. I understand that the #06 will be skipping several stations and E. 149th St., just happen to be one of them. According to my MTA research, everyone is required to take the #06 train to the Hunts Point station and take the #06 on the Manhattan side going back towards the stops that were skipped. I apologize, I didn't mean to give you a rundown on the MTA Weekend Bulletin. I just want to know, Rusty Jabbers. Do you think, Lisa Lisa is worth all of this MTA hassle? Or, should I just call it a day and enjoy myself for the last time at a Rocksteady summer event. I shall see, how my day turn out. I'm on my way to the Rumsey Field, right now.

Okay, I did not expect this upon my arrival to the park. I shouldn't be too surprised considering the conceitedness of Central Park/Manhattan. Apparently, there have been some rules and regulations made. Rules and regulations that may have some affect on me. It seems, I'm not allowed inside the park. No one is allowed inside the park carrying video cameras or video equipment, which include selfie sticks. Once I seen that posting in the park. I didn't bother to argue with any security nor Summerstage staff. I just want to thank, Rocksteady for making my decision much easier. Now, I can go where I truly wanted to go and that's to St. Mary's Park to see my #01 B-Girl, Double L (Lisa Lisa). No disrespect to Rocksteady, I really wanted to hear some good music sung by a real and beautiful, woman. I can not wait to get there.

I never thought that was going to happen, after what I went through with the #06 train. I'am thankful to the Lord that I did make it and get a chance to witness my very first crush, live on stage. But that isn't all I'm thankful for, I'm thankful to the mass amount of people who came out here to St. Mary's Park for Lisa Lisa. It was crazy and difficult to find a place to set up my camera for my recording. I just love that support for Lisa Lisa. I never seen so many people attend a Summerstage event. No room to walk, barely any standing room. Everyone out here sitting in the park on their folding chairs. It look like these people were out here today, 02 hours prior before the original kick off time. Give it up to everyone who came out this afternoon.

Looking beautiful and fine after all these years. My girl, Lisa Lisa coming out on stage performing some of her classic hits. Hit song like, "Can You Feel The Beat", "Lost In Emotion", "I Wonder If I Take You Home", "Head To Toe", "All Cried Out" and "Little Jackie Wants To Be A Star". Mami, still got her voice. Totally awesome afternoon, definitely worth the trip from Bucktown. That's right, LISA LISA, EVERYBODY!!! Give it up, Rusty Jabbz!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #03 "Battleground PPV!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Sam Roberts & David Otunga

BATTLEGROUND KICK OFF SHOW:
AIDEN ENGLISH DEFEAT TYE DILLINGER

BATTLEGROUND PAY PER VIEW:
HOSTED BY: JBL, TOM PHILIPS AND BYRON SAXTON

MATCH #01 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS
Who believe that Xavier Woods bringing it home?
We forgot about Kofi Kingston, stepping in for Xavier.
I was right, Xavier Woods bought it home. The New Day are back on top as champions.

Battleground, starting off with a good start.

Shinsuke Nakamura, finally going to get his shot to shine in a WWE pay per view. He haven't had the best of luck these past couple of months. I believe this man have something to do with it, Mr Money In The Bank, Baron Corbin. You know which, wrestler I ride for NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #02
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN BY DISQUALIFICATION
Blatant disqualification from Baron Corbin with a knee strike across Nakamura. Baron Corbin leaving the ring with a smile across his face.
Baron Corbin returning to the ring. Baron Corbin with a cheap shot using the briefcase into Nakamura's gut followed by the end of days maneuver.

It's time now for some glow, as we're joined by SDL Women's Champion, Naomi. Naomi, joining the commentary section for this match.

MATCH #03 "5 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEATED BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, LANA & CHARLOTTE
5 way elimination match, taking place right now. The last female in the ring standing will get an opportunity to face Naomi for the SDL Women's Championship @ Summerslam.
No one have been eliminated yet. I don't think these girls know the concept of an elimination match. Lana out here saving Charlotte, Tamina out here saving Lana. The match is any woman for themselves.
Becky Lynch eliminated Tamina, Becky Lynch eliminated Lana, Natalya eliminated Becky Lynch, It's down to just Charlotte and Natalya. Natalya eliminated Charlotte.

Next match is the opportunity for Kevin Owens to get back what he lost during Independence Day. Do anyone agree with Aj Styles and feel that Kevin Owens isn't the man to carry the United States Championship?

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
I like that, it have a nice ring to it, lol. AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's  TITLE, AJ's TITLE.
I seen that Owens with the tights, cheap shot. Kevin Owens decide to go bowling, delivering the canonball. Ooh, a hit but a miss. Aj Styles have some tricks up his sleeves delivering the powerbomb. Kevin Owens with an armbreaker on Aj Styles. Aj Styles is thriving in pain. Aj Styles have the crabcrusher locked in on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens tossed Aj Styles into the referee. It look like it was intentional. The referee have been taken out. These two going back and forth with pin covers. Kevin Owens, finally scored the pin over Aj.
I guess, Aj Styles was incorrect about Kevin Owens. It look like, he is the man to carry the United States Championship. Kevin Owens capturing the belt for its third time.

This next match is a match about pride. I don't have to say anything more. Just, pure pride between these two superstars,  John Cena and Rusev. I'm not going to lie to you. I could care less about John Cena but in matches like this you have no choice but to route for Cena, smh. I don't want to see Bulgaria dominate the United States tonight.

MATCH #05 "FLAG MATCH"
JOHN CENA DEFEAT RUSEV
Cena unhook the American flag. He need to head up the ramp now and place it onto it's respectful podium. Rusev making sure that doesn't happen. Cena with the American flag halfway up the ramp. Rusev going for his Bulgarian flag. Rusev putting down his flag to finish off John Cena. Rusev took out John Cena. Rusev setting up a table. Rusev with the accolade on John Cena. John Cena passing out. Rusev going for the Bulgarian flag. John Cena with a hold on Rusev. Rusev with a kick. Rusev going for another attempt of the accolades onto Cena. Cena reversing it with the "A A" and planting Rusev through a table that Rusev had set up for Cena. Look like that came back and bit, Rusev in the ass. John Cena going for the American flag and placing it onto the podium.

Mike Kannellis making his WWE pay per view debut, tonight against Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn looking eager for tonight's match. He's seeking revenge from Tuesday night loss on SDL.

MATCH #06
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT MIKE KANNELLIS
Wow, Sami Zayn finally scored a victory. Does anyone know the last time he scored a victory, lol?

We finally come down to the main event. Randy Orton verses Jinder Mahal for the WWE World Championship. I'm not routing for Jinder Mahal in this match. In my opinion, this match is more about vengeance. Vengeance is something that Randy Orton seeks towards Jinder Mahal from the last pay per view (Money In The Bank). Randy Orton seeking retribution for his family. There is going to be alot of pain between the bamboo bars of the Punjabi prison.

MATCH #07 "PUNJABI PRISON MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I could barely see the match. There are so much bamboo being used as its structure.
Randy Orton had 0:20 seconds to get out the 4th door from the inner structure. The Singh Brothers making sure that doesn't happen. The Singh Brothers dragging out Jinder Mahal to the outer structure. While Randy Orton is stuck inside the inner structure. Randy Orton scaling that 20 foot cage to get himself out of the outer structure. Randy Orton trying to escape the Punjabi prison. Randy Orton being interupted by Samir Singh. Samir Singh found himself landing 15 feet through the commentary table. Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal still on the outer structure. Samil Singh still inside the outer structure. Randy Orton with a steel chair to the back of Samil Singh. Randy Orton going for the escape. I can not believe this. Well, executed plan Mahal. I bet no one seen that coming. We get ourselves a surprise visit tonight. The creator of the Punjabi Prison match, The Great Khali, coming out holding Randy Orton by his throat and shaking the cage. Giving, Jinder Mahal the opportunity to go for his victory.

NEXT MONTH, SPEND 04 NIGHTS IN THE BARCLAY'S CENTER WITH THE WWE....

NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN SATURDAY., AUGUST 19TH
WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY., AUGUST 20TH
MONDAY NIGHT RAW MONDAY., AUGUST 21ST
SMACKDOWN LIVE TUESDAY., AUGUST 22ND

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #02 "Summerstage Presents Evelyn "Champagne" King @ Corporal Thompson Park

Today, isn't something ordinary Rusty Jabbz does. I wanted to do something different than the normal, Talib Kweli live performance taking place this afternoon. How many times have I seen a Talib Kweli performance. I understand, he may have some of his new material. There is never a day, where I don't want to hear or see a performance by Talib Kweli. Unfortunately, today happen to be one of those days. Today, I'm looking to expand Rusty Jabbz/ Worldwidejabbz media beyond the  traditional hip hop. The event going down, this afternoon is something I rarely partake in. A live performance at Corporal Thompson Park, Staten Island bought to you by, the woman who makes your, "Love Come Down", Evelyn "Champagne" King.

Right now, I'm enjoying a loving Saturday afternoon in the 80° weather on the B-8 bus. I haven't rode on one of these in a very long time. To those of you who don't know, the B-8 bus used to be my form of transportation, when I was attending New Utrecht H.S. I hated those four years of the journey then and I hate it today. The only difference, unlike high school, today's journey is perhaps worth its wait and frustration from the New York MTA.

Look at this, now I'm over the Verrazano Bridge. I couldn't tell you the last time I drove across the Verrazano bridge. Perhaps it was with my daddy, God rest his soul. He always used this bridge for short cuts. My daddy would take the Verrazano, sometimes back into New Jersey. Short cuts, kind of like what I'm doing now with the S-53. Just trying to avoid that Manhattan weekend on the subway. I did, finally arrive, of course getting myself lost in the process but I manage to find where it was I going. In the heart of, "WEST BRIGHTON", Wu Tang Territory, totally awesome.

I'm feeling the ol' vibes and loving it. The dj got them ol' skool jems rocking that's what's up! Dj Joey Carvello, "Dj Disco King" on the 1 & 2's.

Rusty Jabbz are y'all ready to party. Worldwide Jabbz are y'all ready to party. If your ready to party, let's party.

"RAIN COME DOWN, MUSIC MAKE THE RAIN COME DOWN!", LOL.
The sun gone down, there's a nice cool breeze throughout the air. I'm feeling some drops that would truly suck getting stranded out in Staten Island in the middle of the rain. It's a wet afternoon in NYC. You know the woman of hour had something to do with this. Give it up, NYC and all my followers to Evelyn "Champagne" King and her husband, Freddie Fox (not the emcee, Freddie Foxxx). This Freddie Fox is a guitarist and  happens to be her husband of 26 years. Give a round of applause, coming to you this afternoon from the Boogie Down, Bronx, Fascination. And, of course we always got to thank the crowd motivator, Dj Joey Carvello.

I had, me a good time this afternoon off of, Miss Champagne's classic hits. These are classic tunes you can still hear, everyday, all day over the radio. You can even hear them via internet but its a whole other feeling when you see an actual artist perform for the first time. No one can get over the feeling of seeing their favorite artist, right in front of you.

I was having a good time until it started raining but that wasn't the major issue. The major issue was all these damn bugs flying around me interfering with my recording of the performance. Things were going so smoothly until the interuption. Regardless, today still was a great day and we have Evelyn "Champagne" King and Summerstage to thank for it.

The music doesn't stop in Shaolin. Going down tomorrow afternoon in South Beach, Staten Island will be Wu Tang's own The GZA/ Genius.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire PPV"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy (01 to 00). We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit right there. There going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 01 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.



NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy. We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes   (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit, there going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 02 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.





NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Issue #05 "Money In The Bank PPV Sunday, June 18, 2017"

Coming to you live tonight its the Money In The Bank Pay Per View from St. Louis, Missouri. A lot of action taking place tonight, looking forward to the first time ever Women's Money In The Bank match. I have my money on Natalya. Unless, Lana ends up defeating Naomi to become the Women's Champion then my money will be on Becky Lynch.

Kicking things off tonight, its the return of The Hype Bros. We seen Zack Ryder make his appearance this past Tuesday on SmackDown Live.

KICK OFF SHOW:
THE HYPE BROS DEFEAT THE COLONS
Awesome match taking place during the kick off show. Great come back for the The Hype Bros.

The Money In The Bank Pay Per View going down, right now....
There have been a lot of rumors, a lot of predictions for what is about to take place in a few minutes.
We waste no time, starting things off with the first ever Women's Money In The Bank match, as Charlotte Flair makes her entrance. Tonight we're creating history.

MATCH #01 "1ST WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
CARMELLA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE, BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, NATALYA
All girls going for a ladder. Tamina left alone in the ring. Becky Lynch blasting a ladder into Tamina. Natalya and Becky having a ladder tug of war. Now its Natalya that's alone in the ring. Charlotte stopping Natalya from receiving the briefcase. Carmella climbing up the ladder. Charlotte have herself tangled in the ladder. Tamina tipping over the ladder. Natalya from behind taking down Tamina with a ladder. Carmella knocking Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella with another attempt to climb the ladder. Charlotte pulling Carmella down from the ladder. Charlotte with a beautiful summer salt off the ring post taking out Natalya and Tamina. Carmella with her third attempt to capture the briefcase. Becky Lynch pulling Carmella off the ladder. Becky Lynch by herself in the ring attempting to go after the briefcase. James Ellesworth pushing Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella looked injured. James Ellesworth decide to retrieve the briefcase for her. This is some bullshit, James Ellesworth is a dude and he's not even in the match but apparently its legal. No disqualification. Unfortunately, Carmella is Miss Money In The Bank!

MATCH #02 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS BY COUNT OUT
I know The New Day are new on Smack Down but I would be so happy if they pull a victory over The Usos. I think, The Usos met their match. There not fighting the Colons or the Fashion Police. The New Day bringing it to them. Of course, leave it up to The Usos to back out the match.

This is the debut of Lana's first match/ pay per view. I'm not looking forward to that Bulgarian Brute, Rusev showing up helping Lana score a victory.

MATCH #03 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
NAOMI DEFEAT LANA
Carmella and James Ellesworth coming out with her new MITB briefcase during the match.
Naomi defeating Lana by submission.

FASHION VICE: The Fashion Police finally found out who trashed their office.

OMG, it was true I was really hoping this was a rumor. Mike Kannellis  and Maria Kannellis are on Smack Down. Why couldn't this be a rumor? These two pain in the asses, coming here, smh. He's calling himself, Mike Kannellis. I always thought the tradition was for the woman to take the male's last name, smh. Bullshit!

I just want to take this time to acknowledge the Hall of Famers, we have sitting in the audience.... "GREG GAGNE", "LARRY HENNIG", "BARON VON RASCKE", "SGT SLAUGHTER", "COWBOY BOB ORTON JR" AND "RIC FLAIR".

MATCH #04 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I hope this match end by either disqualification or count out. This is the only match I would want to end by either a disqualification or count out. I can't see, Randy Orton winning tonight by pinfall. I don't want to see Randy Orton get embarrassed in his hometown. Especially, when he has his father there and all these hall of famers accompanying him at ringside. So far it been all, Mahal in this match. Jinder Mahal have the figure four locked in on Randy Orton. I didn't think this could happen but Jinder Mahal is destroying a 13X champion on father's day. Jinder Mahal did some damage to Orton's left knee. Randy Orton establishing some momentum. Setting up the RKO, Orton manage to land it on Mahal. Thanks to the Singh Brothers, he was unable to make the pin. The referee having The Singh Brothers removed from the arena. The Singh Brothers attacking Cowboy Bob Orton. Randy Orton going after the Singh Brothers. Randy Orton making sure that Singh Brothers pay for what they just did. Through all of that turmoil, Jinder Mahal getting the upperhand and capturing a pinfall on Randy Orton. The audience was in distraught. I would to, if my hometown hero lost his match.

MATCH #05
BREEZANGO DEFEAT THE ASCENSIONS
So these are the guys who have been trashing the office of the Fashion Police. Smack Down is actually wasting our time for this.

I didn't have much luck earlier with the women's money in the bank match. I'm hoping to see some improvement. I have my money on Sami Zayn for Mr. MITB.

MATCH #06 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES, DOLPH ZIGGLER, SAMI ZAYN, KEVIN OWENS, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Baron Corbin attacking Shinsuke Nakamura during his entrance theme. The match haven't begun yet. Baron Corbin may have taken out Shinsuke Nakamura. We're currently going with 05 men at this present time.
First briefcase attempt by Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn knocking Kevin Owens off the ladder. Sami Zayn tossing Kevin Owens body into the ladder, dismantling the ladder. Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn trying to race up the ladder. Sami Zayn taking out Dolph Ziggler. Baron Corbin taking out Sami Zayn. Aj Styles taking down Baron Corbin. Aj Styles setting up the ladder. Baron Corbin climbing alongside Aj, Dolph Ziggler climbing over Corbin. Baron Corbin dragged down Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler with a zig zag on Corbin. Styles, Ziggler and Zayn at the top of the ladder trying to reach for the briefcase. Sami Zayn with the sunset flip power bomb wiping out both, Aj Styles and Dolph Ziggler from the top of the ladder. Sami Zayn with a suplex onto Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens look injured. Referees are looking after him. Sami Zayn all by himself climbing back up the ladder. Aj Styles with a phenomenal forearm hitting Sami Zayn off the ladder. Baron Corbin going after Aj Styles. Baron Corbin may have ended Aj Styles with a choke slam into a ladder set up across the commentary table. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder. Kevin Owens taking down Sami Zayn.
Aj Styles hanging from the briefcase. Dolph Ziggler pulled the ladder from under him. Aj Styles falling flat to the canvas.
Baron Corbin was going to climb up the ladder. Until, he seen Shinsuke  Nakamura.
Shinsuke Nakamura is back! Nakamura takes out Baron Corbin.
Nakamura taking down Dolph Ziggler. Nakamura setting up the ladder. Aj Styles and Nakamura having their private sparing session. Who do you think is best between those two?
Aj Styles begin to climb the ladder. Nakamura begin to climb on the otherside. Both men continue to go blow for blow once they got to the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin pushing down the ladder. There is no one else around. Everyone is injured, Baron Corbin setting up another ladder. Baron Corbin going for Mr MITB and seizing the opportunity.

NEXT RAW PPV, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" Sunday, July 09th

NEXT SDL PPV, "BATTLEGROUND!" Sunday, July 23rd

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #03 "June 08th, Global Hip Hop Day!"

"A Day away from Brooklyn!" You ever had one of those days where you just want to get away. I was fortunate to have the opportunity to do something different other than being in Brooklyn, all day. I was given a chance to witness history on 1520 Sedgwick Avenue. How many of y'all know what 1520 Sedgwick Avenue is? Forty years ago, today it was the home of the legendary Dj Kool Herc. The place where it all began.

The birth of 40 years of Hip Hop. However, it was unfortunate I never actually got the chance to witness the historical moment. Today marks the day of the proclamation and unveiling of "Hip Hop Boulevard!" An investment according to Bronx Borough President, Rubin Diaz, Jr that cost 2.5 million dollars. 1520 Sedgwick Avenue have been declared as, "Hip Hop Boulevard!" Totally awesome! What wasn't so awesome was the fact that I had trouble finding Sedgwick Avenue. This is why I never made the official proclamation.

I manage to go to the Hot 97 Bronx Block Party being held inside Cedar Playground. This was some sort of an afternoon after party. I couldn't network at this event too long. You know, I gotta be at the plantation tomorrow morning. I needed to be back in Brooklyn at a reasonable hour. Despite the minimum time limit. I manage to enjoy myself. I must admit, I was feeling a bit out of place. I guess everyone in Cedar Park knew I wasn't from around here.  It isn't hard to tell, when you have on a sky blue fitted cap on the top of your head that reads, "FLATBUSH!" I wanted everyone to know where I was from. Even though today is about, Global Hip Hop. The day is suppose to be about honor, love, unity, and partying. There's fools in the Bronx. I just wanted to be on point.

I'am just glad was able to take part in this afternoon's event and be apart of history. Even though I missed today's earlier events. I'm glad I was there to witness the dj stylings from some of Hip Hop's elite. I would like to take this time to shout out, Dj Scratch, Dj Camillo, Dj Chuck Chillout, Dj Kid Capri, Dj Funkmaster Flex, Dj Red Alert, Dj Enuff, TT Torrez, Kurtis Blow, Bugsy from Hot 97. There were alot of other people, celebrities, celebrity djs. Everyone came through and represented history.

Welcome to "1520 HIP HOP BOULEVARD!"

For footage of this afternoon's event @ Cedar Playground visit:
http://www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz

Friday, June 9, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #04 "Raekwon: Meet and Greet, signing of The Wild"

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT, WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT, WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT.... After, 20 years of dominance on the hip hop mainstream and underground circuit that phrase remains to be true.

Tonight everyone is gathered here at Urban Outfitters to witness one of the hip hop's finest emcees, Raekwon The Chef. Performing here with us, the 2017 release of The Wild. I just want to thank my man, D for letting me know about tonight's event. I wish you were here, bro. I know you wouldn't want to miss something like this.

The show haven't taken off, as of yet. People are still here standing around in determination. The same goes for myself. I made big plans to cover this event. I definitely have my heart set on what's about to take place inside Urban Outfitters.

The event finally jumped off. I figured I seen Rae, earlier coming out of the jeep. I didn't want to believe it was him. Sun, put on some pounds. Talk about big belly mon, lol. Anyway, as the show began. He kept it short with a few exclusive off the, Wild Lp. He didn't want to perform too many songs. There were alot of people who came out this evening, who actually purchased "The Wild" LP from the store. They were seeking autographs from Raekwon. I didn't purchase, "The Wild" LP. I previously downloaded the album, back in April. The only thing I wanted to do this evening was capture as much pictures of The God. Which you'll get to view throughout the article. 

To see footage of the events that took place here this evening, visit: http://www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz

Monday, June 5, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Extreme Rules Pay Per View"

Welcome back, Rusty Jabbers join me as we get ready to experience, Extreme in about an hour. Tonight is the Extreme Rules Pay Per View, going down live in the heart of Baltimore, Maryland. Joining us, right now at the kick off show panel, Renee Young, Sam and David Otunga. Look who is with us, welcome back to David Otunga joining us this evening.

KICK OFF SHOW:
KALISTO DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
AWESOME!!!

Okay, its time to get EXTREME!!! Who's with me. Of course, how did I know this will be the first match. The Miz must always make an entrance and start off the show. Major stipulations in this match against Dean Ambrose. If, Dean Ambrose is disqualified, he automatically loses the title. This sucks, what are the major stipulations against The Miz. There aren't any.

MATCH #01 "Intercontinental Championship"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
The Miz doing everything he can to get Dean Ambrose excited. Smh, Ambrose is crazy going for the chair. He need to watch that anger of his. The Miz applying some pressure to the injured leg of Dean Ambrose. Ambrose can barely stand up. Dean Ambrose with his own figure four being planted on The Miz. Dean Ambrose being forced to break the hole. The Miz telling Maryse to slap him. The referee witnessing outside interference and sent Maryse back to the locker room. The Miz pushed Dean Ambrose into the referee. We thought, the referee was going to disqualify Dean Ambrose until The Miz scored the final pin. The Miz is now the 07X Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #02 "Mixed Tag Team"
RICH SWANN & SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NOAM DAR & ALICIA FOXX
I'm glad they decided to put this match on the main roster rather than the kick off show. This have been an interesting feud over the past few months. Somewhat similar between Davey Richards and Angelina Love Vs Eddie Edwards and Alisha Edwards. The only difference, Rich Swann and Sasha Banks aren't lovers. Rich Swann capturing a victory in his hometown of Baltimore, WOOOOOOO!!!! Now, Swann and The Boss are going to dance.

Elias Samson promo about the filth that is Baltimore.... I don't know if I should laugh. Afterall the man singing is horrible, lmao.

Bayley, I'm relying on you girl. Don't let me down. Take down that Alexa BITCH!  Bayley, I heard you earlier in a interview that you was inspired by Wonder Woman. Show me girl your Lynda Carter abilities.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Womens Championship/kendu stick on a pole"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY
BULLSHIT, this match sucked. Bayley didn't get any chances to use the kendu stick. I don't believe that Bayley was relentless in using the stick. Raw is so against Bayley. Let's face it, they don't want Bayley as champion again. It's because "BLONDES HAVE ALL THE FUN!!"

MATCH #04 "Raw Tag Team Championship/Steel Cage Match"
SHEAMUS & CESARO DEFEAT HARDY BOYZ
We are now on our 04th match of the night. There haven't been anything that impressed as of yet. I can not call, who will come out on top. My money is on The Hardy Boyz. Jeff Hardy is out of the cage. Matt Hardy left alone inside the cage. It's a 02 on 01 match going on inside the cage now. Jeff Hardy want back in this match. Sheamus won't let Jeff in. Jeff Hardy from the top of the steel cage with a swanton taking out Sheamus and Cesaro. Jeff Hardy putting his body on the line. Matt Hardy dragging his brother out of the cage. Sheamus and Cesaro manage to climb over the cage, before The Hardy's to become the new tag team champions.

MATCH #05 "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
Austin Aries have his third opportunity tonight to end the 126 day reign of the Neville level. I'm counting on you, bro don't let me down. This haven't been an awesome night. Something good must come out of this match. We already seen 03 faces loses their titles tonight. At least make one heel lose their title for the night. Neville is really fighting hard not to tap out. Neville thinking about this past, Monday. Avoiding the tap out. Neville manage to tap out, unfortunately it was outside the ring. This pay per view sucks. I should be watching, Henry Danger than this bullshit, smh. Both shows suck. After watching tonight's pay per view of Extreme Rules, Henry Danger is looking good. Sad but true.

I have my picks in this match. What does it matter, after the crap I seen tonight. I'm not sure he will even win. My money are on two opponents, Seth Rollins and Finn Balor. Everyone else, whatever. The rules to this match are simple.  The first man to gain a pinfall or submission on their opponent will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam for the Universal Championship.

MATCH #06 "Fatal 05 Way Match"
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT BRAY WYATT, SETH ROLLINS, FINN BALOR AND  ROMAN REIGNS
Bray Wyatt and Somoa Joe dominating the match together taking out the competition. Roman Reigns is back in the match. Where's Rollins? Roman Reigns have been taking out again through the announce table. Seth Rollins getting back in it. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail attempt on Seth Rollins. Here comes Somoa Joe from behind. Somoa Joe and Bray Wyatt alliance finally falling apart. Finn Balor, back in. HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY AWESOME!!! Roman Reigns with a spear of Finn Balor and Somoa Joe through the barricades. Seth Rollins flying off of the ring post onto Bray Wyatt through the announce table. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns going after one another in the ring. Bray Wyatt, back in the ring. Finn Balor, back in the ring. Roman Reigns with a superman punch for Seth Rollins. A superman punch for Finn Balor. Somoa Joe locking in the coquina clutch on Finn Balor, scoring the victory.

Okay, yes Booker T you called it. You said, it would be Somoa Joe, you happy now. I'm not!

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
SmackDown's Money In The Bank Sunday, June 18, 2017

Raw's Great Balls of Fire Sunday, July 09, 2017

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2017 Issue #01 "Best Of The Fest!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Presents... Best Of The Fest-Free Screening in Sunset Park, Saturday, June 03rd.

Oh what a day. This wasn't a day as planned. It started out earlier this morning with a appointment with one of my doctor's. The appointment never took place. These are typical things that occur when attending a doctor's office for its appointment. It's such ashame that the patient have to fall victim to it.

I felt that perhaps this evening's Screening in Sunset Park will put a smile back on my face. After being on my feet from morning I figure I can use that smile. I have made plans to go out for the evening. Which I actually did but you must realize how things can suddenly fall apart.

I have made the plans to meet one of my homies but he was unavailable for the moment. He told me, he was tied up in Queens and he had no idea when he'll be getting back to Brooklyn. This is a very familiar road, a little bit too familiar. I understand what I must do here. This isn't the first time I had to travel to a event by myself and I know it definitely won't be the last.

This afternoon's event is being held at the Sunset Park Center Lawn. Keep in mind, I don't have any knowledge of this community. Sunset Park is like the Twilight Zone to me. The only time you can catch me in this area is during pride week. Speaking of pride week, just 02 weeks away until June 16th. I can not wait! But, today didn't feel anything like pride week to me. I got that exact same feeling that I always had as if I'm arriving in Tijuana, Mexico.

I feel like I'm in some sort of little Mexico, surrounded in a park with a bunch of spics and chinks. I'm the only nigga up in here. I did, possibly see one or two niggas, maybe. I'm not sure if they were niggas. For all, I know they could have been Dominicans.

I know by the ink of my pen it may seem as if I have no interest in what tonight's event is offering. The complete opposite, its just I've been sitting around waiting for this "Best Of The Fest" screening to begin and it still haven't. Originally the time was set for 5pm to 8pm then they changed it to 7:30pm to 10pm. Now, I just found out they're not going to begin at 7:30pm. They decide to start the Fest, after sundown. They're talking about 8:20pm, smh.

I can't take this. This isn't looking good to these guys for their first review. The only thing that looks good happen to be the park. I'm feeling the whole atmosphere of Sunset Park minus the excessive staring from the people. There is alot going down in this park, this afternoon other than the film screening. There is a volleyball competition taking place. I notice the handball courts is flooded with participants. In my hood, heads don't even get on the handball court anymore. I notice they got a pool. It's not open today. It's a nice looking pool but this isn't a pool day.

I got more enjoyment off of my tour of the park than waiting around for nothing. I'm getting fed up. My homie isn't here yet. He's still in Queens taking care of b.i. This is what I meant, when I mentioned earlier about things suddenly falling apart. The moment have passed. I didn't care for the screening anymore. It didn't matter, what time the event started now. I made my exit.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #04 "Brooklyn's Women's Film Festival - Opening & Mixer!"

Before I start off, I would like to wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day, this weekend. There is alot taking place this weekend. Keep in mind, this wasn't my original plan for the day. I only came out here off an invite sent to me by a good homie, Biggz. I thought he would be attending this evening's event with me.

Right now, I'm currently riding around the streets of Brooklyn, citi-biking it. I don't even have the mind state to attend tonight's affair.

I made the final decision and decide to attend the Brooklyn's Women's Film Festival - Opening & Mixer. I figure, I give it a try. After all its free. In the meantime, I get tipsy. I don't have any plans of staying long, anyway.

The journey was awesome. I don't travel through Brooklyn over citibike too often. I plan on doing that again, if anything.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Backlash"

We meet again like last night's performance of NXT Takeover: Chicago. I'm back here tonight for SmackDown's Backlash.

KICKOFF SHOW:
TYE DILLINGER DEFEAT AIDEN ENGLISH
Aiden English being taken out in his hometown. Perhaps, he would of won tonight's match if he didn't get so emotional, LOL!

I didn't expect this to be the first match. What a way to start off tonight's pay per view. It's the moment everyone been waiting for. The in ring debut of Shinsuke Nakamura....

MATCH #01
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
Awesome entrance by Shinsuke Nakamura more awesome than The Miz.
Great DDT planted by Ziggler but Nakamura still standing.
"WELCOME TO SMACKDOWN, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!!!"

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE USOS DEFEAT BREEZANGO
Did you have any doubt in The Usos? This match was a joke.

Sami Zayn need to learn to shut his mouth. Be careful what you ask for. A big match getting ready to go down between Sami Zayn and Baron Corbin.
MATCH #03
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Sami Zayn, did it. He got rid of the thorn on his backside that goes by the name of Baron Corbin.

MATCH #04
CARMELLA, TAMINA & NATALYA DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH, NAOMI & CHARLOTTE
Becky Lynch tapped out to the sharpshooter that Natalya placed on her. It was an unfortunate loss at least Naomi and Charlotte manage to stick together throughout tonight's match.

Who is the best in America?
MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES BY COUNT OUT
Kevin Owens being relentless with the attack on Aj Styles right leg. Aj got his leg stuck in the commentary table. He was unable to make it back inside the ring. Kevin Owens manage to retain his United States Championship.

MATCH #06
LUKE HARPER DEFEAT ERICK ROWAN
This match right here was another waste of time. They really need to stop putting these two in feuds up against one another. How many times are we going to see them face off with one another? What they should do, is repackage the whole Luke Harper and Erick Rowan tag team.

MATCH #07 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAUL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Tonight's main event is horrible. I can't believe you have Kevin Owens and Aj Styles wrestling in the mid-card now. Someone like Jinder Mahaul, he's our new main event line up. You can't be serious!

EXTREME RULES SUNDAY, JUNE 04TH

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #02 "NXT Takeover: Chicago"

MATCH #01
RODERICK STRONG DEFEAT ERIC YOUNG

MATCH #02 "UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPIONSHIP"
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT TYLER BATES
Your new, United Kingdom Champion Pete Dunne

MATCH #03 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT RUBY RIOT AND NIKKI CROSS
Ember Moon unable to participate in this match due to an injury. She said, she's coming for the title despite who wins tonight.

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT HIDEO ITAMI
Itami making big trouble for Bobby Roode. If Roode plan on leaving here tonight as champion. Its not going to be an easy night for him defending that title.

MATCH #05 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"
AUTHORS OF PAIN DEFEAT DIY
What a brutal and bloody match.

DIY IS NO MORE..... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Champa turned on his partner, Garganga. I take it, Champa wasn't pleased with his partner actions in tonight's match against the Authors of Pain.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #01 ROH: War of the Worlds

I've been looking forward to this event for the last 02 month, although my arrival at the front gate wasn't a pleasant welcome. Having to deal with the pompass security guards seizing my belongings. I understand, umbrellas are not allowed inside of the Hammerstein. These people don't know about the rain, this weekend. They say, the rain is suppose to begin some time tonight. Security stating, they're not responsible if my item isn't there at the end of the evening. This the same bullshit I had to put up with last weekend at Club Lust.

Pre-show:

First win of the night made by The  Kingdom....

How many of y'all like Cheeseburgers? OMG, you should hear the intense screams for this pencil shape wrestler that happen to go by the name of Cheeseburger. You wouldn't believe the amount of love this man gets. Everytime I come to a ROH's event its like I'm staring at a photograph of a vintage, Jimmy Walker from Good Times, lol. Nothing but pure skin and bones is all this man is made of, yet he get so much love from the audience. It's ridiculous!

Second win of the night made by The Rebellion....
Kenny King, Caprice Coleman, Rhett Titus and Shane Taylor

This stalling is taking too long. If I would have known they pushed back the opening time I would have stayed home a little longer. I freakin' rushed out of my crib to get here only to sit here waiting through b.s. matches and announcements. SHOW THE EVENT ALREADY! GIVE ME, WHAT I PAID FOR!

Wow, Christopher Daniels is the ROH World Champion. I hope, Adam Cole recapture it.

Ok, welcome Rusty Jabbz to ROH: War of the Worlds live broadcast pay per view coming from the Hammerstein Ballroom. We are finally about to begin with our first match of the evening. Kicking off, ROH its "The Musical, Dalton Castle!"

MATCH #01
Dalton Castle defeat Silas Young, Bobby Fish, Kushida

I find this hard to believe someone who's 6"1' is unable to look over the heads of all these wrestling junkies. I believe junkies is the appropriate word used to describe us. Especially when dealing with ROH Wrestling. OMG, the fucking crowd is like crazy up in here, I swear. This dude sitting behind me. I know, we're going to have problems later on tonight. Especially if he don't STOP SPITTIN' ON ME AND SCREAMIN' IN MY EAR.

Next up, Frankie Kazarian, still looking good. He's been a dedicated soldier of this organization for quite sometime.
I don't see, Bullet Club getting any love like they used too. The crowd isn't very accepting Adam Paige.

MATCH #02
Adam Paige defeat Frankie Kazarian
Adam Paige manage to score a victory over the head of Frankie Kazarian with the usage of his pants being held down for leverage.

MATCH #03 "Triple Threat Match"
The War Machines defeat Evle and Motor City Machine Guns
The War Machines happen to be ROH Tag Team Champions but this match, right here isn't a title match. It's been made tonight only as a triple threat match. This was an awesome match. They should have made it a title match. The War Machines leaving here tonight with the championship gold, still.

I found myself in the middle of a ROH sing a long, join in for "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY"

MATCH #04
Will Ospreay defeat Jay White
I'm sitting on match #04, I came across a good one. Totally awesome between Jay White and Will Ospreay. I should really be filming this match, rather than blogging about it. I can agree with that, "MATCH OF THE YEAR",  "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR".
The Punisher with a  sneak attack taking down, both Will Ospreay and Jay White.

Seriously, dude this is the part of wrestling I hate. These fuckin' standing ovation. I'm not standing up for that jerk off, Bully Ray. Now, I know Bully Ray may not be his name anymore. I don't give a fuck, what his name is now. Why is this fat fuck, still wrestling? I'm tired of these wrestling dickriders they push it to the limit. There's nothing wrong with dickriding, it's just that they dick ride for the wrong people.

MATCH #05
Bully Ray & The Briscoes defeat RPG Vice
At least this fat fuck didn't let my team down, "THE BRISCOES!"

MATCH #06 "Television Championship"
Marty "The Villain" Scurll defeat Matt Sydal
Uh oh, the "FUCK TNA!" chants are starting. I see some of these ROH fan never gotten over the lost of Matt Sydal. Harsh words being directed towards Impact. This is only a guest appearance for tonight for Matt Sydal. Did, Matt Sydal sell out? Better, Impact than WWE.
You had a feeling, Matt Sydal wasn't leaving here with the television championship. He's with Impact now. It would of been awesome if he did win the title and bought it over to Impact.

MATCH #07 "
Representing the Bullet Club Mac & Jessie of Youngbucks defeat Nytol & Booshie
Apparently, this is one of the matches of the evening that the fans been waiting for. It's going down as I type. I'm a huge, Youngbucks fan.

MATCH #08
Hiroshi Tanahashi defeat Representing the Bullet Club Adam Cole
I really, hope this dude loses his voices after tonight. He's really pissing me off. He's giving me a fucking headache, smh. Sad part I can't sit anywhere else because this place is sold out.
 
I knew, something had to be up. I admit, I don't watch ROH steady like I should be. I watch it, when I can. But, I expected something was fishy tonight by the blatant hatred toward Adam Cole. I was like where is all of this coming from. It turns out this is Adam Cole's farewell match. What a fucked up, farewell it is. I didn't find it amusing eliminating him from the Bullet Club. Taking him down in the ring and embarrassing him among the audience. Maybe I shouldn't be too upset. Because, after tonight you'll be seeing Adam Cole in the WWE. DAMN, Vince its about damn time. What take y'all so long to recognize real talent? Marty Scurll is now the newest member of the Bullet Club.

MATCH #09 Main Event
Frankie Kazarian and Christopher Daniels defeat Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes

As for the ROH show, this was a good show. Unfortunately it's my last ROH show. I didn't have a good time, tonight. It wasn't the performance. The performance was awesome. ROH will always be over Impact and WWE. I'm not talking wrestling here. I'm talking more on the lines of etiquette and good business. Which is something that ROH don't have. It seems that at the end of the event, I did end up losing my umbrella. I'm not too mad about it though. It was a very good looking umbrella made by Totes. Its partly my fault. I should have bought out one of my cheap umbrellas. To fill in this broken heart of mine. I ripped off everything that was inside of the claims bag. A lot of good that did me, it was all designer cigarette lighters. It would have bought me justice, if I smoked. I took 'em anyway. I figure, hey these vultures going to rip me off. I can rip you off, too. But, after tonight I don't want to be around another ROH crowd. As much as, I love ROH it's not worth sitting with these low class type of people.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2017 Issue #01 ROH: War of the Worlds!

I've been looking forward to this event for the last 02 month, although my arrival at the front gate wasn't a pleasant welcome. Having to deal with the pompass security guards seizing my belongings. I understand, umbrellas are not allowed inside of the Hammerstein. These people don't know about the rain, this weekend. They say, the rain is suppose to begin some time tonight. Security stating, they're not responsible if my item isn't there at the end of the evening. This the same bullshit I had to put up with last weekend at Club Lust.

Pre-show:

First win of the night made by The  Kingdom....

How many of y'all like Cheeseburgers? OMG, you should hear the intense screams for this pencil shape wrestler that happen to go by the name of Cheeseburger. You wouldn't believe the amount of love this man gets. Everytime I come to a ROH's event its like I'm staring at a photograph of a vintage, Jimmy Walker from Good Times, lol. Nothing but pure skin and bones is all this man is made of, yet he get so much love from the audience. It's ridiculous!

Second win of the night made by The Rebellion....
Kenny King, Caprice Coleman, Rhett Titus and Shane Taylor

This stalling is taking too long. If I would have known they pushed back the opening time I would have stayed home a little longer. I freakin' rushed out of my crib to get here only to sit here waiting through b.s. matches and announcements. SHOW THE EVENT ALREADY! GIVE ME, WHAT I PAID FOR!

Wow, Christopher Daniels is the ROH World Champion. I hope, Adam Cole recapture it.

Ok, welcome Rusty Jabbz to ROH: War of the Worlds live broadcast pay per view coming from the Hammerstein Ballroom. We are finally about to begin with our first match of the evening. Kicking off, ROH its "The Musical, Dalton Castle!"

MATCH #01
Dalton Castle defeat Silas Young, Bobby Fish, Kushida

I find this hard to believe someone who's 6"1' is unable to look over the heads of all these wrestling junkies. I believe junkies is the appropriate word used to describe us. Especially when dealing with ROH Wrestling. OMG, the fucking crowd is like crazy up in here, I swear. This dude sitting behind me. I know, we're going to have problems later on tonight. Especially if he don't STOP SPITTIN' ON ME AND SCREAMIN' IN MY EAR.

Next up, Frankie Kazarian, still looking good. He's been a dedicated soldier of this organization for quite sometime.
I don't see, Bullet Club getting any love like they used too. The crowd isn't very accepting Adam Paige.

MATCH #02
Adam Paige defeat Frankie Kazarian
Adam Paige manage to score a victory over the head of Frankie Kazarian with the usage of his pants being held down for leverage.

MATCH #03 "Triple Threat Match"
The War Machines defeat Evle and Motor City Machine Guns
The War Machines happen to be ROH Tag Team Champions but this match, right here isn't a title match. It's been made tonight only as a triple threat match. This was an awesome match. They should have made it a title match. The War Machines leaving here tonight with the championship gold, still.

I found myself in the middle of a ROH sing a long, join in for "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY" "OSPREAY"

MATCH #04
Will Ospreay defeat Jay White
I'm sitting on match #04, I came across a good one. Totally awesome between Jay White and Will Ospreay. I should really be filming this match, rather than blogging about it. I can agree with that, "MATCH OF THE YEAR",  "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR", "MATCH OF THE YEAR".
The Punisher with a  sneak attack taking down, both Will Ospreay and Jay White.

Seriously, dude this is the part of wrestling I hate. These fuckin' standing ovation. I'm not standing up for that jerk off, Bully Ray. Now, I know Bully Ray may not be his name anymore. I don't give a fuck, what his name is now. Why is this fat fuck, still wrestling? I'm tired of these wrestling dickriders they push it to the limit. There's nothing wrong with dickriding, it's just that they dick ride for the wrong people.

MATCH #05
Bully Ray & The Briscoes defeat RPG Vice
At least this fat fuck didn't let my team down, "THE BRISCOES!"

MATCH #06 "Television Championship"
Marty "The Villain" Scurll defeat Matt Sydal
Uh oh, the "FUCK TNA!" chants are starting. I see some of these ROH fan never gotten over the lost of Matt Sydal. Harsh words being directed towards Impact. This is only a guest appearance for tonight for Matt Sydal. Did, Matt Sydal sell out? Better, Impact than WWE.
You had a feeling, Matt Sydal wasn't leaving here with the television championship. He's with Impact now. It would of been awesome if he did win the title and bought it over to Impact.

MATCH #07 "
Representing the Bullet Club Mac & Jessie of Youngbucks defeat Nytol & Booshie
Apparently, this is one of the matches of the evening that the fans been waiting for. It's going down as I type. I'm a huge, Youngbucks fan.

MATCH #08
Hiroshi Tanahashi defeat Representing the Bullet Club Adam Cole
I really, hope this dude loses his voices after tonight. He's really pissing me off. He's giving me a fucking headache, smh. Sad part I can't sit anywhere else because this place is sold out.
 
I knew, something had to be up. I admit, I don't watch ROH steady like I should be. I watch it, when I can. But, I expected something was fishy tonight by the blatant hatred toward Adam Cole. I was like where is all of this coming from. It turns out this is Adam Cole's farewell match. What a fucked up, farewell it is. I didn't find it amusing eliminating him from the Bullet Club. Taking him down in the ring and embarrassing him among the audience. Maybe I shouldn't be too upset. Because, after tonight you'll be seeing Adam Cole in the WWE. DAMN, Vince its about damn time. What take y'all so long to recognize real talent? Marty Scurll is now the newest member of the Bullet Club.

MATCH #09 Main Event
Frankie Kazarian and Christopher Daniels defeat Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes

As for the ROH show, this was a good show. Unfortunately it's my last ROH show. I didn't have a good time, tonight. It wasn't the performance. The performance was awesome. ROH will always be over Impact and WWE. I'm not talking wrestling here. I'm talking more on the lines of edequate and good business. Which is something that ROH don't have. It seems that at the end of the event, I did end up losing my umbrella. I'm not too mad about it though. It was a very good looking umbrella made by Totes. Its partly my fault. I should have bought out one of my cheap umbrellas. To fill in this broken heart of mine. I ripped off everything that was inside of the claims bag. A lot of good that did me, it was all designer cigarette lighters. It would have bought me justice, if I smoked. I took 'em anyway. I figure, hey these vultures going to rip me off. I can rip you off, too. But, after tonight I don't want to be around another ROH crowd. As much as, I love ROH it's not worth sitting with these low class type of people.

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Payback"

We about to get everything started, Dj Handspin in the place to be Legend's Bar on the eve of birthday. Turning 42 in five hours.

What do you have in store for Payback. Look who's kicking off, Payback..  I think these boyz going to leave them "SAWFT", after their match.

PAYBACK KICKOFF SHOW:
ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS DEFEAT LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON

Hear he comes Monday Night Raw's loud mouth, The Miz with a special live Payback edition of MIZ TV: Welcoming in The Demon, Fin Balor....
Shut up, Miz! Fin Balor entrance can be as long as it want. When your as great as him, then talk.
That's right, Fin kick Miz's ass. There's no such thing as a bigger man.

Oh Shit, Jericho that's right WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOOO
I'm hoping the Kevin Owens Show get canceled, after this evening. If Kevin Owens loses tonight. Chris Jericho will become the new face of Company.

MATCH #01 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHRIS JERICHO DEFEATED KEVIN OWENS
YES YES YES YES, look like my wish came true. The Kevin Owens Show have been canceled by Chris Jericho. WOOO HOOO, Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J never ever thought I would be chanting that man name. Better his than that other Canadian.

This is another match where I hope Austin Aries cancel, Neville.

MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEATED AUSTIN ARIES BY DISQUALIFICATION
We can't have it all, I guess. That was bull, blatant tug of the referee to get himself disqualified from this match. Austin Aries, a little word of advice, your next pay per view make it a "No Disqualification Match".  Let's see what, Neville says....

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE HARDY BOYZ DEFEATED SHEAMUS AND CESARO
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

I was talking about this earlier, the heel turn between Sheamus and Cesaro. Sheamus and Cesaro taking apart The Hardy Boyz.

It's time for our Cinderella story to get back her revenge from Monday night. I shouldn't say I'm disappointed by Sheamus and Cesaro in what they did. I know if Sasha Banks makes her appearance and decides to introduce her heel turn. I won't be very acceptable to it.

MATCH #04 "Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEATED BAYLEY
I'm not pleased at that victory. I'm the last person in this bar that wanted Alexa BITCH to become champion. However, I must give her props for winning the match. Its like what she said, she will defeat Bayley in her hometown. Like it or not, Alexa Bliss is the new Raw Women's Champion.

House of horror, this is strange ass match. They're not even in the arena, Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton fighting with one another in an abandon house. You know Bray Wyatt is going to have the upperhand in this match. He's the one who came up with the name. Randy Orton, really didn't know what he was getting into when he accepted the match. Where did they find this place. They really went all out when creating this match, the dusty home, series of dolls hanging from the ceiling, spiderwebs and all.

MATCH #05 "HOUSE OF HORROR"
BRAY WYATT VS RANDY ORTON
I guess, you can say Bray Wyatt is the winner of this match. We last seen Orton layed out flat with a refrigerator on top of him. Bray Wyatt is being driven away in a limo heading back to the arena.

MATCH #06
SETH ROLLINS DEFEATED SOMOA JOE
This is a good match between these two, Somoa Joe and Seth Rollins. I'm rooting for Rollins, I can't believe I'm saying that in 2017. SWEEEEET, Rollins getting out of the Somoan Submission Machine half conscious. WOOOOOOO that's what I'm talking about "WRESTLING!"

Bray Wyatt have been dropped off at the arena.... The House of Horror Match continues in the ring.
MATCH #07
BRAY WYATT DEFEATED RANDY ORTON
That sucked, Bray Wyatt defeating Randy Orton with the help of Jinder Mahaul and the Bollywood Thugs BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We're probably coming up on the main event, Roman Reigns Vs Braun Strowman. I hope Roman Reigns reclaim his YARD!
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, his growl that's the only thing good I like about Braun Strowman, smh.

This is payback, Roman. You came back for vengeance. We already seen earlier, an excellent performance from one former Shield member. Let's try for number two. Speaking of former Shield's members. What happened to Dean Ambrose? No Intercontinental Championship being defended tonight.

MATCH #08
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEATED ROMAN REIGNS
Of course, go head WWE just keep pushing Big Bully Strowman. The match is over, this big doof isn't satisfied he must inflict more pain onto Roman Reigns, smh. I hate it but everyone in here is ecstatic over Roman Reigns being made a fool out of.

I shouldn't be too upset. After, eighteen years of watching Raw and SmackDown I should be used to this load of garbage by now. Besides tonight is a special night. I'm glad that crappy pay per view is finished. I have one hour to go until I turn 42. Since I do not have any work in the morning. I'm going to paint the town for the rest of the night.

BACKLASH, MAY 21ST CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2017 Issue #02 "WrestleMania 33 @ The Citrus Bowl Orlando!"

2HOUR KICK OFF SHOW W/ SPECIAL GUEST: SHAWN MICHAELS....

Over 70, 000 thousand people sitting out there this afternoon at the Orlando's Citrus Bowl. Awesome turn of events.

It's 5:37pm The Kick off show about to begin. Kicking it off first with the Cruiserweights, "YEA! YEA! YEA!"

Cruiserweight Championship competition between Austin Aries and the so call, King of the Cruiserweights, Neville. I got my money on Austin Aries. Even though it doesn't matter if Neville dominates this match and holds onto his title.

Kick off show Match #01: "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
Neville almost tapped out.
Neville with the red arrow, straight off the top turnbuckle.
Neville remains Cruiserweight Champion.

Kick off show Match #02: "Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal"
Participants: Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Goldust, R Truth, Curtis Axel Primo, Epico, Bo Dallas, Jinder Mahaul, Mark Henry, Titus O'neil, Viktor, Konnor, Sin Cara, The Big Show, Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Jey Uso Jimmy Uso, Chad Gable, Jason Jordan, Rhyno, Heath Slater, Apollo Crews, Mojo Rawley, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Kalisto, Simon Gotch Aiden English, Big, Kill em Dade.

The Big Show eliminated by Braun Strowman
Braun Strowman eliminated by rest of the superstars.

Last 03 superstars remainding in the ring: Mojo Rawley, Jinder Mahaul and Kill em Dade

Jinder Mahaul eliminated by Mojo Rawley with the assistance of
Rob Gronkowski

Killem Dade eliminated by Mojo Rawley

MOJO RAWLEY, THE WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL...

Kick off show Match #03: "Intercontinental Championship"
DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Dean Ambrose walking out of here tonight still as the Intercontinental Champion.

We're closing off the Kick show in a few minutes. I would like to congratulate Mojo Rawley for tonight's victory of the Andre the Giant Memorial.

WWE, always do this at WrestleMania. Only WrestleMania gets blessed with the upstart of the "Star Spangled Banner. Being song this evening by some platinum recording artist named, Tinashe.

I can't believe, I have to listen to these morans (The New Day) all night. NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!
Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!, Y'ALL COULDN'T GET A MATCH!

Kicking it off first, representing SmackDown and the McMahon family, Shane O'Mac. And the opponent, its the "Face that runs the Place", Aj Styles.

MATCH #01 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Shane showing Styles some hands. Shane went flying over the commentary table. Styles have the advantage. Shane chopping down, Styles flying forearm. The balls in Shane's court now. Shane with an armbar across Styles. Shane with the Indian triangle on Styles. Styles counter by executing the Styles clash. Styles have control again.
The official is down. Shane right into the face of Aj Styles, come flying straight across the ring. Oh no, this is the part of Shane I don't like. Shane thinking demented. Shane with a shooting star press off the ring rope but misses. It look like Aj Styles have gotten his WrestleMania moment and still proven who's the "FACE THAT ROUNDS THIS PLACE!"

I'am sick and tired of these two. These two argue like bitches. Kevin Owens is the BIGGEST BITCH out of the both of them. I hope this match put everything to rest. Kevin Owens such a bitch. I guess, he know Brock Lesnar is going to defeat Goldberg tonight so he's not going to bother and face him when Lesnar become the new champ. Owens rather settle for this lame ass championship.

MATCH #02 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO
                         "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Lol, you should talk. I don't think you have much friends either Owens. Who would want to be around your rude ass?
Lol, the walls of Jericho on the man who created it. Classic, Owens. Now, Jericho getting the opportunity to place the walls of Jericho. Lol, look like Owens having back problems. Big fucking deal, Kevin Owens is the New United States Champion. You happy now Owens. You got a championship back. Now, you definitely don't have to face Brock Lesnar. "COWARD!"

Bayley bringing her friends to the ring.

Is that a smile I see on Nia Jax's cheek.

Sasha Banks arriving in style off a buggy.

Your raw diva, Charlotte making her entrance. Corey Graves is the only one who gives a damn, lol.

MATCH #03 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
BAYLEY DEFEAT NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS, CHARLOTTE FLAIR
                         "WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
                      "FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
Awesome, teamwork ladies. Congratulation on the elimination of Nia Jax. Now its just 03. I hope, Charlotte is eliminated next. I want Sasha and Bayley to be the last two. It's about that time to see where's Sasha's head at now. Oh shit, I guess there going to keep dragging it on. Sasha Banks was just eliminated. Now, its down to just Charlotte verses Bayley. Come on, Bayley don't let that so call wannabe Queen Charlotte try and get her title back. YES, GIRL THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING.... BAYLEEEYYYY!!!! Bayley, Asuka, Asuka, Bayley those are my girls in the WWE... WOOO HOOO

The New Day have an announcement. Why am I not surprised? I hope they didn't come out here to put themselves inside tonight's match. The New Day have received the word to go ahead and make this match a fatal four way. OMG, The New Day are entering in it. Instead, The New Day introducing tonight's surprising opponents, The Hardy Boyz. For this, I'm grateful to the New Day for keeping their black asses out of the match. However, I hope this is The real Hardy Boyz and not that bullshit Broken Matt & Brother Nero. Don't bring that Impact shit over here.

MATCH #04 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
THE HARDY BOYZ DEFEAT ENZO AMORE & BIG CASS, SHEAMUS & CESARO, LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON
                  "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH"

The New Raw Tag Team Champions/07X Tag Team Champions.

MATCH #05 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE W/ SPECIAL GUEST RING ANNOUNCER: AL ROKER AND SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER
NIKKI BELLA & JOHN CENA DEFEAT THE MIZ & MARYSE
                         "MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH"
This match is boring, besides John Cena SUCKS! He sucks even more for these low class matches. Everyone know, John Cena and Nikki Bella are going to win anyway because after tonight's match. Cena is going to propose to Nikki Bella. This match should have been on the Kick off show. What was so special about, Jerry "The King" Lawler commentating over this match. I understand, Al Roker's guest appearance. John Cena have been a guest on the Today show several times.

THE AUTHORITY IS BACK.....Stephanie looking cute and vicious on the back of Triple H's motorcycle as they arrive through the Citrus Bowl. You hear that, "IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!"

Here he comes, I hear his horrible music. Seth Rollins made it. He gonna, "MAN UP!"

MATCH #06 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT TRIPLE H
                                 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
Right in there, bell just rang. Rollins laying blows. Rollins getting an early start. Don't trust, Stephanie. She isn't pleased with what she sees. Triple H counters with landing a DDT on Rollins over a commentary table. Seth Rollins having problems with his knee. Seth Rollins don't have enough strength on one knee. He's doing a good job but its overkill. Seth Rollins doing more damage to his knee in this match than Triple H is. I said, don't trust Stephanie. Old battleaxe pulling from beneath the ring, Triple H's signature  (The Sledgehammer). Stephanie very active in the assistance of her man. Rollins capturing the sledgehammer. Stephanie from behind snatching it away from Rollins. Triple H locking on the pedigree. Rollins kicked out of the pedigree. WOOOOO HOOOOO, love that accident. Good for that battleaxe. Stephanie went flying through a table. Rollins taking advantage of Triple H's distraught and seize the victory busted knee and all, WOOOO HOOOO

Who the fuck is this performing? Okay, I'm going to take a shit. I don't want to hear, no Pitbull and Steven Marley.

MATCH #07 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
                                 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
Randy Orton walking out of Orlando tonight, as the 13X WWE Champion.

Let me get ready for my cheer .... GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG GOLDBERG I could type his name as many times as I want. You'll never see, Lesnar being typed multiple times from these fingers.
I hope, Goldberg can do it again for a third time.

MATCH #08 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT GOLDBERG
                                "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Brock Lesnar, start off with 03 suplex cities on Goldberg. Brock Lesnar started playing around in the ring, from behind Goldberg with a spear taking down Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar manage to escape the ring. Goldberg with a spear into the barricade. Goldberg with a jackhammer over Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar is back delivering 10 suplexes on Goldberg. Brock Lesnar sealing and closing the deal with an F5 on Goldberg. You are now looking at the new, Universal Champion.

MATCH #09 FOR SMACKDOWN LIVE
NAOMI DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS, BECKY LYNCH, MICKIE JAMES, CARMELLA AND NATALYA
                                   "SIX PACK CHALLENGE"              
                     "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP "
Alexa Bliss tapped out by submission placed by Naomi... "FEELIN' THE
GLO!"

Oh really, I guess this is the way you honor someone who lost someone special in their life. Having them appear as a guest commentator is suppose to make amends for everything that is lost. This is how, WWE treats Jr. I see, they're making up for the lack of respect towards Jr's deceased wife a few weeks ago.

MATCH #10 FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW W/ SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: JR
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT THE UNDERTAKER
                          "NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH"
There it is. That's what I was afraid of. They just changed the deeds to the yards. This is Roman's yard now.

This is the last, we'll see of The Undertaker.... REST IN PEACE!!!!!

WWE PAYBACK SUNDAY, APRIL 30TH

I would like to thank the WWE for an awesome event. I had a wonderful time this evening. I would just like to take this time and acknowledge the victories and successes of tonight's match. To my girl, Bayley of course for remaining champion. To Mojo Rawley, congratulation on tonight's victory of the Andre the Giant Memorial "YES, TONIGHT SMACKDOWN BRINGING IT HOME, BOO YA!". To Randy Orton for becoming the new, WWE Champion. To the Hardy Boyz for becoming the new Raw Tag Team Champions, Welcome Back Hardyz! To Naomi for recapturing her Championship in her hometown, The new 02X SmackDown Women's Champion, Naomi! To Aj Styles for capturing his WrestleMania moment. To Nikki Bella for finally getting the question, she been looking for all her life. Congratulation on your proposal, Nikki. To Seth Rollins for taking down the man who created him. Never in a millions years I ever thought there'll be a plug made towards Seth Rollins, Congratulations. To Austin Aries on tonight's victory attempt against Neville, you get em again Double A.
To Brock Lesnar for finally defeating Goldberg, after 02 failed match tries. Roman Reigns who taken down The Undertaker, this is your yard now Roman. I think people gonna still boo you anyway, lol. And to the Citrus Bowl for tonight's attendance record breaker of Wrestle Mania, 75,245. Congratulations to everything, Congratulations to all. It was an awesome event.

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