Sunday, April 8, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #03 "WrestleMania 34!"

This day have finally come, the moment that everyone have been waiting for. Tonight is the final night in New Orleans. The final night of this weekend's wrestling extravaganza involving Impact's Wrestle Con, ROH's Supercard of Honor, NXT Takeover New Orleans. Tonight is the grand finale, closing it out with WrestleMania 34 in New Orleans, live from the Mercedes Benz Center over 78, 133 in attendance here tonight. It look like NXT Takeover beat y'all. Last night it was over 95,000 for Takeover New Orleans. Score one for NXT 👏👏👏👏

Before I go any further, I would like to take this time and say my congratulations to the following, WWE Hall of Fame, Class of 2018, The Dudley Boyz, Kid Rock, Mark Henry, Jeff Jarrett, Ivory, HillBilly Jim, Jarrius Robertson and Goldberg 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏CONGRATULATIONS, WWE HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2018

KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: Renee Young, David Otunga, JBL, Peter Rosenburg and Booker T

We have a 02 hour Kick Off Show going on, right now with a series of matches. OMG, do my eyes deceive me, is that Fan Cena in the audience, lol. John Cena doing exactly like he said, he would be, engaging with the fans in the regular people seats. NO VIP, NO SKYBOX, John Cena sitting with the audience. Perhaps, Cena only will be here up until The Undertaker's arrival. Many in the WWE Universe still predicting The Undertaker's arrival.

I wouldn't mine sitting with John Cena, right now. It's better than where I'm sitting right now. On the subway, trying to make it to the Legends Bar for the WrestleMania Viewing Party. The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal getting ready to start, right now.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01 "ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"
MATT HARDY, WINNER OF THE ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Participants: R-Truth, The Ascensions, The Revivals, Breezango, The Miztourage, Primo Colon, Mojo Rawley, Zack Ryder, Heath Slater, Rhyno, Titus O'Neill, Apollo, Dolph Ziggler, Matt Hardy, Goldust, Ty Dillinger, Kane, Baron Corbin, Bray Wyatt

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT MUSTAFA ALI
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES, YES, Cedric Alexander, finally accomplished his dream, WOOOOO!!!!! If there is anyone in the Cruiserweight division that deserve this, Its CEDRIC!!! CONGRATULATIONS👏👏👏👏

KICK OFF SHOW Match #03 "WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL"
Commentators for the battle royal, Beth Phoenix and Paige
NAOMI, WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL
Becky Lynch, Ruby Riott, Sara Logan, Sonya Deville, Mandy Rose, Mickie James, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lana, Kairi Sane, Peyton Royce, Bianca  Bel Air, Okota Kai, Natalya, Naomi, Bayley, Sasha Banks
This is why, there wasn't any match between Sasha Banks and Bayley. They set this up for the battle royal. Sasha Banks and Bayley the last 02 in the ring from battle royal. Sasha Banks extending her hand. Bayley taking out Sasha over the ring and eliminating her. The crowd is psyched even John Cena. Everyone thinking Bayley just one the first time ever, WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal. Naomi music start playing, she was never eliminated. Naomi eliminating Bayley. Naomi just became the winner of the women's battle royal. Bayley's frown just went upside down, lol.

Only a few minutes to go, WrestleMania about to begin.

MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!!, 👏👏👏👏👏 MONDAY NIGHT ROLLINNNSSS!!!, WOOOO HOOOO BURN IT DOWWWWNNNN!!!! Normally I wouldn't cheer for Seth Rollins with such gratitude. At this point, I would take any superstar to capture the Intercontinental Championship. As long as, it's not that fuck face The Miz.

Awesome introduction from the Queen Mama, Charlotte Flair

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT ASUKA
The Queen vs The Empress, Championship vs The Streak, Who will come out on top?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Charlotte Flair eliminated the streak of Asuka
Asuka wasn't too happy over her loss. Asuka showing a good sign of sportsmanship to Charlotte Flair.

Where is Cena going? It turns out, John Cena gotten some news. He just hopped over the banister and took off. I think, The Undertaker is in the building.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE, RUSEV AND RANDY ORTON
               "FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH"
Jinder Mahal tonight receiving his Wrestlemania moment by becoming the first United States Champion. First it was the World Champion. Jinder Mahal seeks a new path with the United States Championship.

We're  about to see who've we been waiting for the last 03 years, Ronda "Freakin" Roussey. Ronda Rousey making her Wrestlemania debut tonight.
Okay, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon coming out on a motorcycles, "Road Warrior Style!"
Stephanie doing the spit stick with Triple H.
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK, LMAO I always wanted to say that during Kurt Angle's introduction.
MATCH #04 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
RONDA ROUSSEY AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON
This was an awesome match and probably will be the best match of the night. Great job from both sides including Stephanie McMahon, she did better than expected. Those workouts with Triple H paid off. To bad it didn't pay enough, Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey leaving Wrestlemania with the victory.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY AND THE USOS
                 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
The Bludgeon Bros capturing Smackdown's Tag Team Championships. This match was a waste of time.

We come to the moment of truth. Okay, Cena you've been asking for it for several weeks. I hope your ready for THE DEADMAN! (THE LIGHTS  GO OUT) WHAT THE FUCK? ELIAS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU COCKSUCKER!!! 🖕🖕🖕
This isn't who John Cena asked for. Elias coming out to do one of his annoying musical concert stick. John Cena heard enough of Elias's bullshit. Cena taking out Elias. John Cena looking around for the Deadman, still no sign of him. As, Cena begin to leave the arena. He stops and the lights go out again. Only this time, it may actually be John Cena's wish coming true. The Undertaker playing more mind games on Cena. The Undertaker's robe and cap appearing the ring. The Undertaker music begins.
YES, THAT'S RIGHT THE DEADMAN IS HERE!!!
UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER UNDERTAKER
MATCH #06
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT JOHN CENA
You happy now, Cena. Is this what you wanted to do, embarrass yourself at Wrestlemania 34. Or, was it like I've been saying to boost up The Undertaker's Wrestlemania winning record again. Only, John Cena would go through such
lengths.

This next match, Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan to face Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn must defeat Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan in order to get their jobs back on Smackdown. If they lose then they'll be fired from Smackdown.

MATCH #07
SHANE O'MAC AND DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN AND KEVIN OWENS
I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom during this match. Believe me, this match wasn't a bathroom break match. I just needed a bathroom break from all the junk I've been eating tonight. It didn't agree with my stomach but I came back in time for this.... Sami Zayn tapping out, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I really need to stop listening to morons on Facebook. I was informed that this match was supposed to be apart of the Kick Off Show. Whatever, I'm glad it wasn't because this is a Wrestlemania main stage match. I'm going to make sure no bathroom breaks during this match. I've been waiting for something like this. I want to see, Nia Jax kick Alexa Bliss's ass from start to finish.
LOL, that was funny I just heard this girl sitting right across from me, mistake Mickie James for Alexa Bliss's mother, lmao that was hilarious,
👏👏👏 CLASSIC, TOO SWEET, TOO SWEET.

MATCH #08 "RAW's WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Nia Jax, the new Raw Women's Champion
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,  YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA,
YOU DESERVE IT NIA, YOU DESERVE IT NIA.
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA,
FUCK YOU ALEXA, FUCK YOU ALEXA.

MATCH #09 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
That's right, AJ, let em know....
THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE.
WOOO!!! HOOO!!!
Aj Styles regaining his championship. Aj Styles with a spirit of sportsmanship helping Shinsuke Nakamura up after the match. Shinsuke Nakamura with a jabb to the lower intestine, proceed to attack Aj Styles with revenge. Shinsuke Nakamura standing there looking victorious. But, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST, YOU STILL LOST
 
OMG, if there was anytime to go to the bathroom now would be a good time to go 🙁 What the hell is Braun Strowman doing? He is actually walking through a crowd of 78,000 people looking for a partner. Braun Strowman grabbing a little child from the audience and bringing him to the ring. A little boy named, Nicholas. The kid can't be no more than 11. This is suppose to be Braun Strowman's partner to face The Bar. OMG, I'm going to the bathroom even if I don't have to use it. I'll turn on the faucet until something come out. I'm not watching this bullshit, smh
🖕🖕
MATCH #10 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN AND NICHOLAS DEFEAT THE BAR to become the New Raw Tag Team Champions. I can't believe Kurt Angle signed off on this.

The match I've been waiting for all night is about to happen. Roman Reigns regaining ownership of his yard and capturing the Universal Championship from Bonehead Lesnar, BOOOO!!!

MATCH #11 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
So far, Roman Reigns suffering from 06 suplex cities. Brock Lesnar setting up the announce table. Roman Reigns tossing Brock Lesnar into a ringpost followed by a spear into the same announce table, Brock Lesnar was just setting setting up. Roman Reigns with 02 superman punches, Brock Lesnar still manage to get up from them. Roman Reigns hanging on a thin thread. I hate to say this, Brock Lesnar is enjoying this. It's like the more F5's he gives, Brock Lesnar get stronger. Roman Reigns suffering from 07 F5's right now.

I was very skeptical about attending tonight. I wasn't feeling 100% I don't think I would make it throughout the whole evening. I'am glad I came. I had a wonderful time, tonight. I met a lot of interesting people. I enjoyed the intensity of the NYC Wrestlemania crowd at the Legends Bar. I could imagine being among 78,133 people in the Mercedes Benz Center in New Orleans, Louisiana tonight. Also, I got a chance to meet WWE legend, Rakishi. I'm really glad I decide to come rather than sitting at home.
WRESTLEMANIA 34👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍THANK YOU FOR TONIGHT!

The Next WWE Pay Per View:
"BACKLASH", Sunday, May 06, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #02 "NXT Takeover New Orleans"

Welcome back Rusty Jabbz for another night of total non-stop action between ROH Supercard of Honor and NXT Takeover New Orleans. We have a lot to watch tonight and I have a lot to comment on. I'm getting ready to watch NXT Takeover New Orleans. This have been an remarkable weekend so far. Definitely one weekend I'll never forget. I don't think anyone will forget April 06th - April 08th 2018. This is probably the first time in history where three major wrestling organization dominated a city in one weekend. I was so happy to be able to watch Impact's WrestleCon, last night. I had my heart set on watching, ROH Supercard of Honor, tonight. Unfortunately tonight I didn't get that opportunity due to possible hacking into my system. 😔 I'm not worried about it only a few minutes away and NXT Takeover New Orleans will begin.

Hosting tonight's NXT Kick Off Show: Charly, Sam Roberts and Pat McAfee
Stopping by the panel this evening, were several superstars with comments on their matches and their opponents. Superstars like Adam Cole, Ember Moon, Roderick Strong and Pete Dunne, Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Candace Larae, Referee Jake and Drew McIntyre. That is right, Drew McIntyre is back. Its been a year since we've seen him. Drew McIntyre is no longer on the injured list. He's been cleared to wrestle. Drew McIntyre is coming back for his NXT Championship, whether its Andrade "Cien" Almas or Aleister Black. Drew McIntyre want what is rightfully his.

NXT Commentators: Niguel McGuiness, Mauro Ranallo and Percy Watson

We're starting things off with a ladder match involving 06 NXT superstars. The winner of this match will become the champion of the first time ever, NXT North American Championship. Adam Cole wasn't to pleased about being in this match. William Regal punishing Adam Cole from Wednesday night. Adam Cole working overtime tonight. He has another match scheduled later on with Kyle O'Reilly. EC3 and Ricochet making their in ring debut tonight on NXT Takeover New Orleans. Adam Cole and EC3 forming an alliance inside the ring. Velveteen Dream driving his elbow into the anatomy of Lars Sullivan from the height of the ladder. Adam Cole and EC3 alliance have been torn apart, these two climbing the ladder for the North American Championship. Wow, Lars Sullivan just tossed Ricochet across the ring like he's trash. The 02 biggest men of this match, Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain going to meet face to face. Watching these 02 is like watching King Kong vs Godzilla. Ricochet going for the ladder. Ricochet and Velveteen Dream having a show down. Velveteen Dream with a rolling death valley driver on the ladder, knocking out Ricochet. Lars Sullivan slamming EC3 on top of the Velveteen Dream through a ladder. Killian Dain slamming Ricochet through a ladder. Another ladder snapped in a half. I don't know, guys y'all keep breaking these ladder. There aren't going to be any around to climb. We have 03 ladders now and all 06 superstars are on them reaching for the North American Championship. OMG, HISTORY IS BEING MADE, ADAM COLE, BAY BEEE!!!!!
The first time ever, NXT North American Champion, ADAM COLE!!! And, just think about it he had doubts about appearing in tonight's match. ADAM COLE, BAY BEEE!!!!

MATCH #01 "LADDER MATCH"
ADAM COLE DEFEAT EC3, KILLIAN DAIN, VELVETEEN DREAM, LARS SULLIVAN AND RICOCHET
                       "NXT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP"

This match is going to be crazy. I don't think Shayna Baszler know what she gotten herself into. For the past couple of weeks, she's been taking Ember Moon very lightly. I heard of Shayna Baszler's MMA career but this is NXT. I want to see, how much of a badass Shayna Baszler really is. Seriously, Ronda Roussey at ringside cheering for Shayna Baszler. I can't believe, she's cheering for this skeezer, lol. It must be a MMA code of honor thing. Shayna Baszler looking very vulnerable. Ember Moon popping the socket of Shayna Baszler's shoulder. Ember Moon doing the smart thing attacking the injured shoulder of Shayna Baszler. Shayna Baszler capturing Ember Moon's eclipse and locking in the carabuta clutch with her good arm. Shayna Baszler not letting go, Ember Moon is fading out. Ember Moon is out.

MATCH #02 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Shayna Baszler, the new NXT Women's Champion
👏👏👏 Thank you, Shayna Baszler for proving me wrong.

Rest In Peace to Dusty Rhodes October 11, 1945 - June 11, 2015

MATCH #03 "Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament"
UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT AUTHORS OF PAIN AND PETE DUNNE & RODERICK STRONG
                                 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
My money is on Pete Dunne and Roderick Strong. Akum and Razaar looking to take advantage of the 50% healthy Adam Cole. The Authors of Pain are aware of the match that Adam Cole participated in earlier. Akum and Razaar with instructions from Paul Ellering planting Adam Cole through the announce table. Kyle O'Reilly is now temporarily without a partner. Authors of Pain looking to win the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic and capture the NXT tag team championships, 02 years in a row. Kyle O'Reilly still without a partner. Strong and Dunne doing their best to keep the Authors of Pain down. WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? RODERICK STRONG, NOOOO!!!! 😔😔😔😔 I can't believe it, Roderick Strong sold out. He turned on his partner, Pete Dunne for the Undisputed Era 😭😭😭😭

We're coming towards the end of the night. We have our first main event. Aleister Black facing Andrade "Cien" Almas. It was only a year ago when Aleister Black defeated Andrade "Cien" Almas. What a difference a year makes. This isn't the same Andrade "Cien" Almas that we seen a year ago. Will history repeat itself and another champion be born in the name of Aleister Black.

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS
This match is crazy. I'm not a huge a fan of Andrade "Cien" Almas but I admit he does have a future on the WWE main stage and I believe everyone knows it. They got the opportunity to witness Andrade "Cien" Almas back in January at the Royal Rumble. I just have one request if Andrade "Cien" Almas ever do come to the WWE main stage, don't bring that annoying cockroach known as Zelina Vega. I can't stand that bitch. Its been non-stop interference all through this match. I'm routing for Aleister Black. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES ALEISTERRRRRR!!!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOO ALEISTER BLACK, HE WON! ALEISTER BLACK IS THE NEW NXT WORLD CHAMPION 👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏☺️☺️☺️☺️ALEISTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

This next match is an unsanctioned match between two former friends/partner, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa. A rival that should have never occurred. All because of that sick, demented Tommaso Ciampa. He ruined something good in the DIY (DO IT YOURSELF). Now because of Ciampa's ego and ignorance, Johnny Gargano is forced to fight in an unsanctioned match for his job back at NXT. A match with no guarantees because if Johnny Gargano lose, he can no longer wrestle in NXT.

MATCH #05 "UNSANCTIONED MATCH"
JOHNNY GARGANO DEFEAT TOMMASO CIAMPA
The crowd totally against Tommaso Ciampa that's right keep up with them chants FUCK YOU CIAMPA FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA, FUCK YOU CIAMPA. Johnny Gargano using the crutches for once. Johnny Gargano exposing the turnbuckle. Remember this is an unsanctioned match, anything goes. Johnny Gargano finally found an opportunity to toss Ciampa face first into the expose turnbuckle. Johnny Gargano tearing apart the crutch. What is he going to do with it? Johnny Gargano look like he's showing mercy. Ciampa with a sucker punch. Johnny Gargano using Ciampa's knee brace for the STF. Ciampa tapping out. Johnny Gargano have been reinstated back into NXT, Woooo Hoooo JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING, JOHNNY WRESTLING 👏👏👏👏👏

I had awesome evening, Woooo NXT bay beee, Adam Cole bay beee, Aleister Black bay beee, Shayna Baszler bay beee, Johnny Gargano bay beee 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Join me again tomorrow night, as we close out this New Orleans weekend with WrestleMania 34, special start times the Kick Off Show @ 5pm, the main stage @ 7pm 👍👍👍👍

Friday, April 6, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #01 Wrestle Con: Impact Vs Lucha Underground

Impact Wrestling tonight brings you "WrestleCon" at the Sugar hill Factory
Tonight on commentary: Josh Mathews and Matt Striker
Matt Striker, wow when was the last time I seen him. Totally awesome commentary duo 👍

MATCH #01 "SIX MAN MATCH"
CHAVO GUERRERO JR VS JACK EVANS VS MANTANZA VS CALEB KONELLY VS MOOSE VS MATT SYDAL
MANTANZA PINNED CALEB KONELLY
Score one for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #02 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALLIE DEFEAT TAYA VALKYRIE
Allie remains Knockout Champion

MATCH #03
SCOTT STEINER & TEDDY HART DEFEAT O.V.E.
JAY CRISS TAPPING OUT TO THE STEINER RECLINER
Score Two for the Lucha Underground

MATCH #04 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
AEROSTAR, DRAGO & KING CUERNO DEFEAT DJ Z, ANDREW EVERETT & DEZMOND XAVIER
KING CUERNO MADE ANDREW EVERETT TAP OUT
Score Three for the Lucha Underground

LMAO, I just love it when someone stick it to an asshole like Trevor Lee. Trevor Lee, coming out here with his cheerleader Caleb Konelly who had a match out here earlier. Trevor Lee looking for easy competition in Lucha Underground's Famous B. Famous B who just recently signed for tonight's match to face Trevor Lee, "Marty The Moth!" LOL, let me just say, it look Trevor Lee is shitting in his trunks. MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH, GONNA KILL YOU! MOTH  GONNA KILL YOU! LMAO!!!

MATCH #05
TREVOR LEE DEFEAT MARTY THE MOTH
Score one for Impact, finally. A very cheap and cheesy win if I say so myself. Let's face it, Trevor Lee was getting his ass kicked. A cheap victory for Trevor Lee is his way of throwing in the towel, smh.

This next match here involving LAX and Lucha Underground's KillShot and The Mack I could really care less. I don't give a shit about LAX. I know I don't know much about this team of KillShot and The Mack. I'll route for them over, LAX.

MATCH #06 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
LAX DEFEAT KILLSHOT & THE MACK
Score Two for Impact

That is very ironic coming from Matt Striker. He doesn't like Eli Drake, I wonder why? Is it because Eli Drake stole your stick and made it much better than when you had it, Striker, Lol.

MATCH #07
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT ELI DRAKE
Like we didn't see this coming. I must admit Eli Drake put up a good fight. I didn't expect, Eli Drake to hold it down in the ring. So, who will be Brian Cage's next victim?

MATCH #08 "I QUIT MATCH"
JEREMIAH CRANE (aka SAMI CALLAHAN) DEFEAT EDDIE EDWARDS
Eddie Edwards body is lifeless. The referee quit the match for Eddie Edwards. That didn't satisfy, Sami Callahan or Jeremiah Crane. Whatever this fuck calls himself. He wanted to punish Eddie Edwards more. Thank God, Moose was there to save him.

MATCH #09 "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"
PENTAGON JR DEFEAT PHOENIX AND AUSTIN ARIES
Score four for Lucha Underground

I would like to apologize to my online viewers for the lack of details in my report. I had a wonderful time enjoying, Wrestle Con's Impact vs Lucha Underground. The party doesn't end in NOLA tonight. Join, Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Group for the remainder of the weekend. We'll be back tomorrow for both, ROH "Supercard" and WWE NXT Takeover New Orleans. And, then Sunday night Rusty Jabbz will end its New Orleans experience with the cutigre' WWE Wrestlemania 34. So anyone if you had a good time tonight, clap ya handz 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Friday, March 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #04 "Road To Wrestlemania @ The Garden!"

This is an crazy season for sports entertainment. This happen to be my fourth wrestling column, this month. I don't think I ever written this much about any sports entertainment event for any month. It goes to show the love and respect for the Wrestlemania season and NXT Takeover New Orleans. Can not forget about NXT. They're playing a big part during Wrestlemania season, as well.

Taking place tonight at Madison Square Garden, WWE Road to Wrestlemania... matches expected to take place this evening. We're going to have matches like The New Day vs The Bar vs The Titus Brand, Aj Styles & Shinsuke Nakamura vs Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman vs Kane. I hear there's even some mixed match action: John Cena & Nikki Bella vs Elias & Bayley. There's also an 08 man Tag Team match taking place, later on tonight.

Tonight look like, MSG is the place to be. If you ain't in the MSG, I don't know where you are.

Madison Square's Road to Wrestlemania began with a video greeting from Raw's General manager Kurt Angle, welcoming everyone to WWE Live Road to Wrestlemania.... BULLSHIT, We're suppose to believe that Kurt Angle is here with us tonight. Yeah right, Kurt Angle isn't here. Kurt did this taping on Monday night during Raw.

MATCH 01:
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & AJ STYLES VS KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN
Match has been stopped, Aj Styles taken out of the match. He's incapable of competing at this time due to an injury.

This match was not scheduled, Aj Styles had to be taken out of the match due to injuries received from both, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
MATCH #01: "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS

MATCH #02:
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT DREW GULAK

MATCH #03:
ASUKA DEFEAT MANDY ROSE

MATCH 04:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT MATT HARDY
How many times have Bray Wyatt beaten Matt Hardy. SMH, Woken Matt Hardy couldn't even pull off a victory on a house show. Look like, Matt deleted himself.

MATCH 05: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BAR DEFEAT THE NEW DAY, GALLOWS N ANDERSON AND TITUS BRAND

MATCH 06: "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT KANE AND BRAUN STROWMAN
The Bar seeking revenge on Strowman from what took place this past Monday night on Raw. The Bar failing with the table. They ended up being the ones tasting the upholstery, lol.

Ok, crap just my luck theres a good match going on inside the ring and I'm stuck at the concession stands, still waiting for my order. It doesn't matter it's not like I don't know Alexa Bliss going to win anyway.
MATCH 07:
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY AND SASHA BANKS
I would have love to seen that, Nia Jax coming out at the end of the match and getting some revenge on Alexa Bliss for those nasty things she said on Monday. Alexa Bliss had some nerve to try and weasel her way out by saying that  video was photoshopped. You serious, you dumb bimbo. Don't undermine my intelligence. If that wasn't enough, she even tried to tell Nia Jax it was her idea, lmao. It was Mickie James idea. I just wish I was back at my seat. I really wanted to see their facial expressions.

I was for Cena in this match not because I don't like Elias. I'm not a John Cena fan. Honestly, I'll support Nikki Bella over John Cena. Cena just happen to get my support. Let's face it, it's rather difficult cheering for a man who just shitted all over your city and threatened to punch everyone of us New Yorkers in the face. Who would support an asshole like that? Apparently these New Yorkers still want to Walk With Elias.
MATCH 08: MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE
JOHN CENA & NIKKI BELLA DEFEAT ELIAS & SONYA DEVILLE

I don't give a shit, how corny you say Roman Reigns is on the microphone. I don't give a shit, how much steroids you tell me that Roman Reigns take. Roman Reigns is still my dude. And, I'm going to ride for him all the way to Wrestlemania 34.... ROMAN REIGNS, ROMAN REIGNS, ROMAN REIGNS, ROMAN REIGNS.
MATCH 09: SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
ROMAN REIGNS, FINN BALOR, SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT THE MIZ AND THE MIZTOURAGE

I had a good time tonight. I really needed this day. I don't know why, I just needed something to boost me up. Today wasn't my best of days. I'm glad I came out, I was looking forward to this evening. I mean my voice is sore from the yelling and the chanting but it was all worth it. Yes it was. 🙂🙂

NEXT WWE EVENT:
NXT TAKEOVER NEW ORLEANS, SAT., APRIL 07TH
WRESTLEMANIA, SUN., APRIL 8TH

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #03 "Fastlane Pay Per View"

Smack Down Live's FASTLANE Pay Per View....
Kick Off Show Hosted By Renee Young, Booker T, Sam Roberts and David Otunga running down the matches and the details in tonight's pay per view.

Kick Off Show Match: "06 Man Tag Team Match"
TYE DILLINGER & BREEZANGO DEFEAT MOJO RAWLEY, CHAD GABLE & SHELTON BENJAMIN
We have 07 minutes now, until Fastlane.

Good, they're getting this match out of way first, bravo, 👏👏👏
Aiden English coming out busting a rhime for Rusev Day and yet you wonder why I think this match is lame. There was a time I actually respected the Bulgarian Brute. I don't know what happen to Rusev. We can't keep blaming Shane McMahon for our failures, smh.
MATCH #01
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT RUSEV

Speaking of lame match up. Here is another one. Everyone been calling John Cena desperate for the last few weeks. If anyone more desperate its this man here, Randy Orton. Randy Orton challenging Bobby Roode for a championship he haven't held in 16 years. Orton looking to be seen again.
MATCH #02 "United States Championship"
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE
Bobby Roode losing his title.
Randy Orton, the new United States Champion. Jinder Mahal interrupting Randy Orton's little celebration with a sneak attack. Bobby Roode coming to the aide of Randy Orton and taking down Jinder Mahal. The thought of losing his United States championship is still not sitting with Bobby Roode. Roode taking down Orton.

Carmella, you have 99 days and the briefcase is done.
MATCH #03
CARMELLA & NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI & BECKY LYNCH
Oooh, Carmella you should know betta than that, " NEVER PULL A BLACK WOMAN'S HAIR!"
Natalya using the briefcase to create a diversion to distract Becky Lynch, while Carmella get the pinfall on her.

This is such bullshit, restoring the beef between The Usos and The New Day. I wanted to see a Usos match with the Bludgeon Bros. I think, The Usos can take on The Bludgeon Bros and possibly defeat them. That's an much better match than what I'm seeing right now. I'm not doubting The New Day's ability to defeat The Usos. I just happen to think that The New Day becoming 05 time tag team champions isn't a big deal.
MATCH #04 "Tag Team Championship"
THE NEW DAY VS THE USOS
YES, YES, YES, YES, HARPER AND ROWAN, coming out to stir up some drama, WOOOOOO!!!!!! The Bludgeon Brothers dismantling both members of The New Day and The Usos. ☺️☺️ Finally someone came out to living up the party at the dispense of The New Day and The Usos.
Xavier Woods felt most of The Bludgeon Brothers carnage. He's being treated by WWE medical staff. The match have already been cleared a disqualification.
THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏 THIS IS AWESOME 👏👏

MATCH #05 "SDL Women's Championship"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT RUBY RIOTT
Charlotte Flair out here all alone in this match.
Charlotte being tossed outside of the ring by Ruby Riott. Charlotte being greeted by Liv Morgan and Sara Logan of Riott Squad.
Becky Lynch and Naomi coming to the aide of Charlotte. Look like she won't be alone during this match, after all.

Asuka making an appearance on Fastlane, showing up after Charlotte have won her match. Charlotte is not very pleased about having her here. Asuka steering at Charlotte and pointing to the Wrestlemania sign. It is safe to say, Asuka have made her choice for Wrestlemania 34.

Shane McMahon coming to the ring.

MATCH #06 "Six Pack Challenge for the WWE Championship"
JOHN CENA, BARON CORBIN, DOLPH ZIGGLER, KEVIN OWENS, SAMI ZAYN AND AJ STYLES
John Cena setting off the match with a delivery of  "AA's" for every challenger. John Cena and Aj Styles left standing face to face in the ring. These two been down this path before. Everyone circling the ring, getting ready to take part in a beating on John Cena. This is what you call, strategy take out the bigger threat first. This the question we've been asking all week. Will, Sami Zayn lay down for Kevin Owens? Kevin Owens buying into Sami Zayn malarkey. Sami Zayn almost had him. Sami Zayn lost control during the match. He began verbally attacking Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon was the victim of collateral damage. Kevin Owens accidentally kicked Shane. It was meant for Sami Zayn, he  just manage to move out the way. Now, Shane seeking retribution by breaking up Kevin Owens pin on Dolph Ziggler. Shane, he did it again to Sami Zayn by breaking up his pin on Kevin Owens. Aj Styles pinned Kevin Owens. He had a lot of time to rest after John Cena slammed him  through the table. Aj Styles picked a good time to recuperate and regain his championship. It look like the phenomenal one still have a date with Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania 34.

Next WWE Pay Per Views:
NXT TAKEOVER: NEW ORLEANS SATURDAY, APRIL 07th
WWE WRESTLEMANIA 34 SUNDAY, APRIL 08th

Friday, March 9, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #02 "Ring's of Honor 16th Anniversary PPV!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RING'S OF HONOR.... ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH ROH
👏👏👏👏👏 I've been waiting for this night, all afternoon.  

You got my main man, Bully Ray inside the ring here getting the Vegas crowd hyped and pumped up for tonight.

Ring's of Honor 16, beginning with a rubbermatch with Flip Gordan

FIRST MATCH:
HIROMU TAKIHAJI DEFEAT FLIP GORDAN
This is Hiromu first time facing Flip Gordan.
This match was an anything goes type of match. Until, Hiromu hit his trademark delivery, "the time bomb" but still a good match 👏👏👏👏
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP

This next match right here. You have two guys who can't stand one another. Punishment Martinez facing the Villain Marty Scurll. Both, men want that opportunity to be the next World champion.

SECOND MATCH:
MARTY SCURLL DEFEAT PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ
Punishment Martinez getting the match started right away.
Marty Scurll going for the bag with the white dust.
Awesome, dive over the apron 💋"here comes superman!", lol.  Punishment Martinez taking out Marty Scurll and a few referee officials.
Punishment Martinez experiencing kryptonite, he missed that last dive and went through a table. Marty got the ball in his court now. Marty Scurll pulling a "belvedere" with the bag. The bag was empty. Marty Scurll capturing a victory in tonight's match.

I'm going to start off with the chant, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS, LET'S GO KENNY, SILAS SUCKS.... I never ever thought there would be a day where I'm out here cheering for Kenny King. Silas Young, he isn't my favorite person on the Ring's of Honor roster. But, if I'm ever in a bar fight Silas Young he'll be the first person I'll call, lol.

THIRD MATCH: "ROH World Television Championship"
KENNY KING DEFEAT SILAS YOUNG
👏👏👏👏KENNY KIlllNNNNGGGG!!!!!! This was an awesome match even though we're in Las Vegas tonight. It is kind of Kenny King's hometown that may have something to do with it.  I'm just saying....
OMG, Why is he here, this isn't Impact? Austin Aries coming out collecting belts he says, whatever. Austin Aries throwing out a challenge to Kenny King. Austin Aries claiming the ROH World Television Championship is the only title he never gained victory of.

FOUR MATCH: "06 man tag team championship street fight"
SO CAL UNCENSORED DEFEAT THE YOUNGBUCKS & ADAM PAGE
Christopher Daniels pushing Matt Jackson off the top turnbuckle through the table. Adam Page and Frankie Kazarian going back and forth with the trashcan lid. Christopher Daniels targeting Matt Jackson's lower back. Matt Jackson getting slammed through a chair. Nick Jackson manage to take out Christopher Daniels. Nick Jackson climbing up a ladder. Nick Jackson with an elbow dive on Frankie Kazarian. Shane Taylor the hired gun, coming out to assist So Cal Uncensored. The match is now 04 on 03. Shane Taylor doing some damage. So Cal Uncensored are the new ROH Tag Team Champions.
The Kingdom coming out pulling off a cowardly attempt. An attempt at
finishing off the Youngbucks. The Kingdom making a statement until Bully Ray came out with a trashcan chasing away The Kingdom.

OMG, this bullshit again with the bear. Cody is bringing out Brandi Rhodes and this bear character. Who the hell is under that suit?  Seriously, Beary y'all couldn't come up with anything original, smh. At least, Brandi Rhodes could walk again. Just tell that bitch to mine her own business and stay out of these matches. Unless she likes getting carried out of the arenas by bears.

FIVE MATCH:
CODY DEFEAT MATT TAVEN
TK & Vinny of The Kingdom were banned from the building by Bully Ray. Somehow they manage to sneak themselves back in to assist their fellow, Kingdom member' Matt Taven. Bully Ray, coming out. TK and Vinny fleeing through the audience.
It look like I got my answer to "Mr Bear Suit Man", lol. Beary turning on Cody and removing his head. It was someone who I haven't seen inside these squared canvas in a longtime, " KENNY OMEGA!"

SIX MATCH: "ROH Tag Team Championship"
THE BRISCOES DEFEAT MOTORCITY MACHINE GUNS
You are looking at tonight,... ROH's 09X Tag Team Champions Congratulations to The Briscoes on their victory 👏👏👏👏

This is the match of all matches. We're getting ready for the main event between Jay Lethal and Dalton Castle. Jay Lethal is willing to do anything to become champion again. Its been 02 years since Jay Lethal held championship gold. Jay Lethal says and I quote, "I do not care if I have money in my pocket or not I'am not leaving Vegas without the World Title!" Talk about determine and drive coming from the competitor.
SEVEN MATCH: "ROH World Championship"
DALTON CASTLE DEFEAT JAY LETHAL
This match have been all Jay Lethal so far. Jay Lethal taking a suplex off the ring apron and landing on his neck. The balls in Dalton's court. Jay Lethal dominating most of the match. C'mon Dalton if you got anything left. Now is your time to show us. Dalton Castle with his signature move "the bangerang" taking down Jay Lethal and regaining his ROH World Championship. WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

Catch ROH every Monday night FiTe TV @ 7PM

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter March 2018 Issue #01 "ROH: Manhattan Mayhem!"

                                   "ROH Manhattan Mayhem"

As it return's to the rotten apple on this cold Saturday night in the NYC. Rings of Honor is going down right now. Tonight live at the Hammerstein Ballroom.

I know, Silas Young wasn't very happy this past Monday after losing his Television championship in a rematch to Kenny King. I bet you, Silas Young can't wait to cash in his rematch clause. I believe, also on tonight's card we have scheduled a main event between ROH World Champion Dalton Castle against Jay Lethal for the championship.

I've been speaking with a lot of people over FiTe TV chat room during ROH Mondays. There are a lot of people out there who aren't feeling tonight's event. There are some who feel its too soon for ROH to be making a return to New York. They're probably right, afterall it was only 04 months ago from Final Battle @ the Hammerstein Ballroom. As for me, I don't know if I'm going to enjoy ROH's Manhattan Mayhem. I'm going because I'm part of that yepilw movement (YEP I LOVE WRESTLING). 👊👊👊👊

I can never show up in time for a live ROH event. Its always in progress everytime I get here. I wish WWE was more like that. WWE must always keep the audience waiting and on top of that they must always begin with some sort of an announcement or introduction. It can never begin with a match. See that's the awesomeness of ROH compared to WWE, theres NO BULLSHIT!

I walked in the process of,.... I'm not sure who was inside the ring. I do recall hearing, Jonathan Gresham's voice. I'm not quite sure what was the nature of his business. I was busy in the concession area.

Once I finally did get settle into my seat. The match taken place was Cody verses Flip Gordan. This was a great match between the two. I had my money on Flip Gordan. I see, Cody have his main squeeze, Brandi Rhodes along side him during this match. Brandi Rhodes taken a big part of this match. Perhaps, Mrs Rhodes took too much, lol.  Inadvertantly being kicked by her own husband off the apron.

CODY DEFEAT FLIP GORDAN

Ok, look like I'm wrong about Silas Young cashing in his rematch clause for the Television Championship. Look like they're possibly saving that match for NOLA, weekend.
SILAS YOUNG, BRIAN MILONAS & BEER CITY BRUISER DEFEAT KENNY KING, CHUCKY T & CHEESEBURGER
                                 "Six Man Tag Team Match"

This next match you must forgive me I'm not into lucha wrestling. Apparently it seems not too many, ROH fans follow the lucha underground, either. I couldn't really tell who were the partners of Dalton Castle and Jay Lethal. The only thing I did know that they were Mexican.
DALTON CASTLE & VOLTURO DEFEAT JAY LETHAL & ULTIMO GUERRERO

We come to ROH: Manhattan Mayhem main event. This is an eight man match. I believe every two minutes someone will enter the ring. Although each competitor are entering separately. This is basically, "Bullet Club Vs The Kingdom" match.
MATT TAVEN VS MARTY SCURYLL VS VINNY MARSEGLIA VS MATT JACKSON (YOUNGBUCKS) VS TK O'RYAN VS NICK JACKSON (YOUNGBUCKS) VS SHANE TAYLOR VS ADAM PAGE
                                          "Eight Man Match"
WINNERS: THE BULLET CLUB

Perhaps maybe just once I could have sat out of one night of ROH. Tonight's event wasn't what I expected but I'm not going to give my internet wrestling buddies the benefit of the doubt. I just feel ripped off in some way like I didn't see ROH in its entirety. Some of that is my fault due to my lateness. When I have showed up earlier, ROH was already an hour in progress. I believe I missed three matches while travelling to get to the arena. As you can see there weren't much I seen. Needless to say I still enjoyed this event just a little bit. Anything is better than sitting home alone.

ROH Rings of Honor, return to the Hammerstein Ballroom Saturday, June 02nd for a live television taping