Sunday, August 20, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam Pay Per View"

We doing it up here again inside the Barclay's Center. I had an awesome time last night and I know everyone who came out here did as well. Whether you were watching NXT Takeover Brooklyn from a bar or live streaming from your crib. I know, you had a dope WWE weekend and it ain't over. WWE kicking off the week with 02 nights at the Barclay's Center both for Monday Night Raw and Smack Down Live. That's on Monday and Tuesday, I'm about to get ready for the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam. I'm on my way there live streaming on the train as I type to you all.

KICK OFF SHOW w/ Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Lita, David Otunga and Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg

MATCH #01:
THE MIZ & MIZTOURAGE DEFEAT JASON JORDAN & THE HARDY BOYZ
The Miz not very happy this evening. Despite winning his match. The Miz is upset for the fact that his title isn't being defended tonight. I kind of agree too. Why isn't the Intercontinental Championship being defended on the biggest night of the summer?

MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
I seen this coming. I had a feeling, Neville was going to win back his championship. Now, Neville can be looked at as a 02X Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #03: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This match I didn't see coming. I guess that's what made it a good match. The Usos fought their asses off to get their titles back.

I would like to acknowledge our special surprise visitor, before the start of Summerslam by Colonel Sanders aka Sexy boy Sanders. Thank you to Shawn Michaels for that little entertainment, lmao.

MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI
I call, this match weeks ago. I figure that Natalya would get her last moment to shine, winning the SDL Women's Championship.

So far the matches have been boring. We're about to get into something good, as the cage lower down to the ring. The only thing that sucks about this, is hearing Enzo Amore. Why can't he just walk his ass into the cage. No, Enzo Amore must flap his gums.

Big Cass and The Big Show, this going to be some gangsta shit, right here.

I'm going to lead things off with a chant. "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!" "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!"

MATCH #03 "SHARK TANK CAGE MATCH"
BIG CASS DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW

LOL, that was funny Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan having an argument about which brand is going to takeover, Summerslam.

Rusev getting the upperhand on Randy Orton, before the bell rings.
The bell finally rang, Randy Orton with an RKO and pin count in 01 second, lmao. That was crazy.

MATCH #04
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV

Up next is Raw's Women's Championship, let's hope there's a title exchange in this match. SmackDown has a new women's champion. Let's see if Sasha can rip the title from the shoulders of Alexa BITCH!!!

MATCH #05 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Sasha had the bank statement on Alexa, she manage to escape. A definite close call. Alexa tossing Sasha out of the ring. Sasha can be counted out if she doesn't make it back in the ring in time. Sasha with another bank statement on Alexa. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO SASHAAAAAAAAAA, "GA HEAD GURL!"  SASHA BANKS, DATS MY BITCH, RIGHT THERE! Sasha Banks, new Raw's Women's Champion.

This next match is going to be epic. We're about to see a creature, we haven't seen in a long time. It's been a year, in fact it was a year ago at Summerslam 2016 since "The Demon" was released.

I'm not standing up for Bray Wyatt. I rep the Balor Club, beeeyotch!!!! I came out to see, "The Demon!"

MATCH #06
FIN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT

LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY! LET'S GO BALOR!
LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY, LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY.

THE DEMON slayed Bray Wyatt, WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!!

Up next, Raw's Tag Team Championship Match between Sheamus and Cesaro verses Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. I just have one question, Are these 02 really friends again?

MATCH #07 "RAW'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO
What was that all about with the beachball? Cesaro snatching a beachball from the crowd and destroying it. Why are people tossing around a beachball in here, anyway? The match isn't that boring, lol.
It look like Ambrose and Rollins dominating this match. Maybe, Sheamus and Cesaro times are up. Awesome, frog splash coming from Seth Rollins. Cesaro with the save to Sheamus. I haven't seen Cesaro do this move in a longtime. The swinging move on Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins with the sweet chin music to Cesaro and another one to Sheamus. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds onto Sheamus. You are now looking at Raw's new tag team champions, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.

Up next is the United States Championship match between Kevin Owens and Aj Styles. I just have one question for this, will Shane McMahon call this match down the line?

MATCH #08 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Special guest referee: SHANE MCMAHON
AJ STYLES DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
The bell haven't rung yet, already these 02 are ready to tear each other apart.
Shane may have jerked Kevin Owens out this championship title. Kevin Owens had a clear 03 count pin. Kevin Owens is furious. Kevin Owens putting his hands on Shane. I think, Owens is about to regret it. Shane pushing Kevin Owens. Aj Styles rolling up Owens into a pin. Shane counting out Owens.

We're coming towards the end of the night. It's the SDL main event for the World Heavyweight Championship, Shinsuke Nakamura verses Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #09 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS! JINDER SUCKS!

We're finally at the match of the night, fatal four way/ Universal Championship....

MATCH #10 "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP" FATAL 4 WAY
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, SOMOA JOE, ROMAN REIGNS
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, THIS IS AWESOME! FUCKING A, Broc Lesnar through an announce table by Braun Strowman not once, three times.
That's right, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time. This is awesome, Broc Lesnar being taken out of the match by medics. The crowd is high on Strowman. I don't blame them after what he just did to Broc Lesnar. Now, the match is down to 03 people. The Roman Sucks, chants begin. Brooklyn got no love for Roman Reigns. Are you serious?  Who is this man, Steve Austin The Six Million Dollar Man. Broc Lesnar coming back into the arena after what he just experienced. Broc Lesnar going straight towards Strowman. Joe with the koklina clutch on Lesnar.

"BROC LESNAR IS THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"

I can not tell you which brand dominated tonight's Summerslam as per Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan's extreme conversation. What I can tell you, this was an awesome Summerslam. Probably better than any  Summerslam's I've ever seen in the past.

WWE'S NEXT PAY PER VIEW EVENT:
RAW'S "NO MERCY", SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover Brooklyn!"

This is sick right here. I'm finally in the Barclay's for NXT Takeover Brooklyn III. I'm sorry I missed the last two years. The show is about to begin, as they introduce tonight's commentators, Percy Watson, Nigel McGuinness and Mauro Ranallo

Setting things off for the night with crowd motivator, No Way Jose... the match never happened. No Way Jose being attacked by another wrestler. I'm not sure who that wrestler is, he doesn't look familiar.

Coming out now, NXT's wannabe divas, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay....

MATCH #01
PEYTON ROYCE DEFEAT SARAH LOGAN
Really guys now your going to turn the screen on. I can't see a thing in these nose bleed seats. Peyton Royce and Sarah Logan looked like ants from here.

It look like we going to have some tag team action. This is the one thing I hate about NXT they have alot of excellent talent but they aren't being properly showcased like they should. I think it's about time, NXT move to primetime television.

MATCH #02
WOLFGANG & PETE DUNNE DEFEAT TYLER BATE & TRENT SEVEN

Why must I have a group of loud screamers sitting behind me everytime I come to a wrestling event.

It turns out that was a kick off show I just watched. What an awesome, kick off show that was. Much better than any kick off show I seen from Raw and Smackdown. Where getting ready for the official, "NXT TAKEOVER BROOKLYN!"

The crowd is amped, everyone is for Johnny Wrestling. And, that's whom I also is for, "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING"

I'm hearing the "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT", chants up in here. C'mon Brooklyn anything for my man, "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING".

MATCH #01
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Awesome match probably one of Andrade Almas's best ever. The crowd is disappointed by the loss including myself.

Daniel Bryan is in the building, "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES"

Corey Graves in the house, special guest commentator.
MATCH #02 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SANITY DEFEAT THE AUTHORS OF PAIN
(ALEXANDER WOLFE & KILLIAN DANE)
AOP, going for gut. Setting it off with the first shots. Seriously, y'all doing this again. Y'all just going to leave the screen turned off during this match to the people in the nose bleed seats. Finally, they turned it back on.
I'm going to be completely honest. I don't know which team to choose for. Truthfully I think, both teams SUCK!
B. K., heavily behind Sanity.
I can't believe that Nikki Cross put her life on the line for this team. Your looking at the result of that, "NXT'S NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SANITY!"
In the middle of Sanity's celebration. They received two surprise visitors,
Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish taking out Sanity and stating their claim. They want the tag team titles.

What do we have here? It look like, we have some NXT Veterans in the house. B. K. and Rusty Jabbz give a big round of applause to Neville and Shinsuke Nakamura.

Jim Ross, special guest commentator
MATCH #03
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT HIDEO ITAMI
Hideo Itami mocking the knees bent (Indian style) style of Aleister Black. Hideo Itami have disappointed me. There was a time when I actually supported him. Ever since he lost that NXT World Title match to Bobby Roode, he's been somewhat of an asshole. I can't front I like Aleister Black too that's why choosing sides makes it hard. It look like Brooklyn already knows who's the better man.

It look like we have some more, NXT veterans in house. That's right, Brooklyn, give it up to the original Four Horse Women (minus Charlotte)
Sasha Banks, Bayley and Becky Lynch

EMBER MOOOOON, WOOOOOOOO WELCOME TO BROOKLYN, BUK,  BUK, BUK, WOOOOOOOO This the match I been looking forward too. It's time for someone to dethrone the champion.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Oh we're doing this, the battling chants. Okay I'm choosing my side too. LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER ! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER!

That was fucking crazy, I can't believe it. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Asuka won, I'm not mad. I like Asuka. I just really had my heart set on Ember Moon and I think the whole entire Borough of Brooklyn agrees with me. I just have one question, "WHO THE FUCK CAN BEAT ASUKA?"

Its nice to see this the NXT veterans making their appearance to be here tonight. We have Kevin Owens and Somoa Joe in the audience.

Is this for Drew McIntyre. He actually wanted this special entrance by the NYC Marching Band. Drew McIntyre getting into his Scottish roots, I see. 
Now, we're about to get into Bobby Roode's special entrance of "GLORIOUS!" I'm disappointed with Brooklyn right now. I can't believe y'all actually singing this man's theme, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm routing for McIntyre. I never like Bobby Roode since Impact. Bobby Roode's a dick.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE
This is a good match but after awhile its going to start getting boring. I  need a saviour of this match. Someone like the man's name on my shirt, "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE".

WOOOOOOO, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE

Totally awesome, he's here ADAM COLE ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!
Although this isn't how I expected his debut into NXT to be. Nonetheless, ADAM COLE IS HERE! Heel or face, he's still awesome.
ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!

NXT Takeover Brooklyn was crazy tonight. Two gun shots in the air for tonight's NXT Takeover (BUK! BUK!) I had a wonderful evening watching NXT Takeover live inside the Barclay's Center. I'm looking forward to my return tomorrow for "SUMMERSLAM!" WOOOOOOO
The only thing that sucks about this night are the fact that these seats were too high up, section 214.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #04 "Summerstage Presents Lisa Lisa @ St. Mary's Park!"

You ever have one of them days, where there's so much things going on in the city all at once. Today, just happen to be one of those days. I find it very hard to make a choice between the 40th Anniversary of the Rocksteady Crew taking place at Rumsey Field, Central Park and Lisa Lisa, live performance will take place later on this evening at St. Mary's Park. Today sounds like it'll be a good day no matter which event you happen to choose. It is a beautiful Sunday afternoon in New York City. The sun is shining. I made my choice to witness both venues. However, it is impossible considering the fact. If I were to attend the Rocksteady 40th Anniversary, first. Which happen to be taking place as I write. How much of the Rocksteady Anniversary will I get to see. Rocksteady Anniversary taking place in the Rumsey Field from 2pm-7pm. However, Lisa Lisa and Dj Marlon B performance will be later on this evening at 5pm in the Bronx.

That is another thing, The Bronx. It is going to be a little difficult and frustrating to get to the Bronx. I need the #06 train for service to 3rd Ave./E. 149th St. I believe they are doing construction this weekend. I understand that the #06 will be skipping several stations and E. 149th St., just happen to be one of them. According to my MTA research, everyone is required to take the #06 train to the Hunts Point station and take the #06 on the Manhattan side going back towards the stops that were skipped. I apologize, I didn't mean to give you a rundown on the MTA Weekend Bulletin. I just want to know, Rusty Jabbers. Do you think, Lisa Lisa is worth all of this MTA hassle? Or, should I just call it a day and enjoy myself for the last time at a Rocksteady summer event. I shall see, how my day turn out. I'm on my way to the Rumsey Field, right now.

Okay, I did not expect this upon my arrival to the park. I shouldn't be too surprised considering the conceitedness of Central Park/Manhattan. Apparently, there have been some rules and regulations made. Rules and regulations that may have some affect on me. It seems, I'm not allowed inside the park. No one is allowed inside the park carrying video cameras or video equipment, which include selfie sticks. Once I seen that posting in the park. I didn't bother to argue with any security nor Summerstage staff. I just want to thank, Rocksteady for making my decision much easier. Now, I can go where I truly wanted to go and that's to St. Mary's Park to see my #01 B-Girl, Double L (Lisa Lisa). No disrespect to Rocksteady, I really wanted to hear some good music sung by a real and beautiful, woman. I can not wait to get there.

I never thought that was going to happen, after what I went through with the #06 train. I'am thankful to the Lord that I did make it and get a chance to witness my very first crush, live on stage. But that isn't all I'm thankful for, I'm thankful to the mass amount of people who came out here to St. Mary's Park for Lisa Lisa. It was crazy and difficult to find a place to set up my camera for my recording. I just love that support for Lisa Lisa. I never seen so many people attend a Summerstage event. No room to walk, barely any standing room. Everyone out here sitting in the park on their folding chairs. It look like these people were out here today, 02 hours prior before the original kick off time. Give it up to everyone who came out this afternoon.

Looking beautiful and fine after all these years. My girl, Lisa Lisa coming out on stage performing some of her classic hits. Hit song like, "Can You Feel The Beat", "Lost In Emotion", "I Wonder If I Take You Home", "Head To Toe", "All Cried Out" and "Little Jackie Wants To Be A Star". Mami, still got her voice. Totally awesome afternoon, definitely worth the trip from Bucktown. That's right, LISA LISA, EVERYBODY!!! Give it up, Rusty Jabbz!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #03 "Battleground PPV!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Sam Roberts & David Otunga

BATTLEGROUND KICK OFF SHOW:
AIDEN ENGLISH DEFEAT TYE DILLINGER

BATTLEGROUND PAY PER VIEW:
HOSTED BY: JBL, TOM PHILIPS AND BYRON SAXTON

MATCH #01 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS
Who believe that Xavier Woods bringing it home?
We forgot about Kofi Kingston, stepping in for Xavier.
I was right, Xavier Woods bought it home. The New Day are back on top as champions.

Battleground, starting off with a good start.

Shinsuke Nakamura, finally going to get his shot to shine in a WWE pay per view. He haven't had the best of luck these past couple of months. I believe this man have something to do with it, Mr Money In The Bank, Baron Corbin. You know which, wrestler I ride for NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #02
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN BY DISQUALIFICATION
Blatant disqualification from Baron Corbin with a knee strike across Nakamura. Baron Corbin leaving the ring with a smile across his face.
Baron Corbin returning to the ring. Baron Corbin with a cheap shot using the briefcase into Nakamura's gut followed by the end of days maneuver.

It's time now for some glow, as we're joined by SDL Women's Champion, Naomi. Naomi, joining the commentary section for this match.

MATCH #03 "5 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEATED BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, LANA & CHARLOTTE
5 way elimination match, taking place right now. The last female in the ring standing will get an opportunity to face Naomi for the SDL Women's Championship @ Summerslam.
No one have been eliminated yet. I don't think these girls know the concept of an elimination match. Lana out here saving Charlotte, Tamina out here saving Lana. The match is any woman for themselves.
Becky Lynch eliminated Tamina, Becky Lynch eliminated Lana, Natalya eliminated Becky Lynch, It's down to just Charlotte and Natalya. Natalya eliminated Charlotte.

Next match is the opportunity for Kevin Owens to get back what he lost during Independence Day. Do anyone agree with Aj Styles and feel that Kevin Owens isn't the man to carry the United States Championship?

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
I like that, it have a nice ring to it, lol. AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's  TITLE, AJ's TITLE.
I seen that Owens with the tights, cheap shot. Kevin Owens decide to go bowling, delivering the canonball. Ooh, a hit but a miss. Aj Styles have some tricks up his sleeves delivering the powerbomb. Kevin Owens with an armbreaker on Aj Styles. Aj Styles is thriving in pain. Aj Styles have the crabcrusher locked in on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens tossed Aj Styles into the referee. It look like it was intentional. The referee have been taken out. These two going back and forth with pin covers. Kevin Owens, finally scored the pin over Aj.
I guess, Aj Styles was incorrect about Kevin Owens. It look like, he is the man to carry the United States Championship. Kevin Owens capturing the belt for its third time.

This next match is a match about pride. I don't have to say anything more. Just, pure pride between these two superstars,  John Cena and Rusev. I'm not going to lie to you. I could care less about John Cena but in matches like this you have no choice but to route for Cena, smh. I don't want to see Bulgaria dominate the United States tonight.

MATCH #05 "FLAG MATCH"
JOHN CENA DEFEAT RUSEV
Cena unhook the American flag. He need to head up the ramp now and place it onto it's respectful podium. Rusev making sure that doesn't happen. Cena with the American flag halfway up the ramp. Rusev going for his Bulgarian flag. Rusev putting down his flag to finish off John Cena. Rusev took out John Cena. Rusev setting up a table. Rusev with the accolade on John Cena. John Cena passing out. Rusev going for the Bulgarian flag. John Cena with a hold on Rusev. Rusev with a kick. Rusev going for another attempt of the accolades onto Cena. Cena reversing it with the "A A" and planting Rusev through a table that Rusev had set up for Cena. Look like that came back and bit, Rusev in the ass. John Cena going for the American flag and placing it onto the podium.

Mike Kannellis making his WWE pay per view debut, tonight against Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn looking eager for tonight's match. He's seeking revenge from Tuesday night loss on SDL.

MATCH #06
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT MIKE KANNELLIS
Wow, Sami Zayn finally scored a victory. Does anyone know the last time he scored a victory, lol?

We finally come down to the main event. Randy Orton verses Jinder Mahal for the WWE World Championship. I'm not routing for Jinder Mahal in this match. In my opinion, this match is more about vengeance. Vengeance is something that Randy Orton seeks towards Jinder Mahal from the last pay per view (Money In The Bank). Randy Orton seeking retribution for his family. There is going to be alot of pain between the bamboo bars of the Punjabi prison.

MATCH #07 "PUNJABI PRISON MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I could barely see the match. There are so much bamboo being used as its structure.
Randy Orton had 0:20 seconds to get out the 4th door from the inner structure. The Singh Brothers making sure that doesn't happen. The Singh Brothers dragging out Jinder Mahal to the outer structure. While Randy Orton is stuck inside the inner structure. Randy Orton scaling that 20 foot cage to get himself out of the outer structure. Randy Orton trying to escape the Punjabi prison. Randy Orton being interupted by Samir Singh. Samir Singh found himself landing 15 feet through the commentary table. Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal still on the outer structure. Samil Singh still inside the outer structure. Randy Orton with a steel chair to the back of Samil Singh. Randy Orton going for the escape. I can not believe this. Well, executed plan Mahal. I bet no one seen that coming. We get ourselves a surprise visit tonight. The creator of the Punjabi Prison match, The Great Khali, coming out holding Randy Orton by his throat and shaking the cage. Giving, Jinder Mahal the opportunity to go for his victory.

NEXT MONTH, SPEND 04 NIGHTS IN THE BARCLAY'S CENTER WITH THE WWE....

NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN SATURDAY., AUGUST 19TH
WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY., AUGUST 20TH
MONDAY NIGHT RAW MONDAY., AUGUST 21ST
SMACKDOWN LIVE TUESDAY., AUGUST 22ND

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #02 "Summerstage Presents Evelyn "Champagne" King @ Corporal Thompson Park

Today, isn't something ordinary Rusty Jabbz does. I wanted to do something different than the normal, Talib Kweli live performance taking place this afternoon. How many times have I seen a Talib Kweli performance. I understand, he may have some of his new material. There is never a day, where I don't want to hear or see a performance by Talib Kweli. Unfortunately, today happen to be one of those days. Today, I'm looking to expand Rusty Jabbz/ Worldwidejabbz media beyond the  traditional hip hop. The event going down, this afternoon is something I rarely partake in. A live performance at Corporal Thompson Park, Staten Island bought to you by, the woman who makes your, "Love Come Down", Evelyn "Champagne" King.

Right now, I'm enjoying a loving Saturday afternoon in the 80° weather on the B-8 bus. I haven't rode on one of these in a very long time. To those of you who don't know, the B-8 bus used to be my form of transportation, when I was attending New Utrecht H.S. I hated those four years of the journey then and I hate it today. The only difference, unlike high school, today's journey is perhaps worth its wait and frustration from the New York MTA.

Look at this, now I'm over the Verrazano Bridge. I couldn't tell you the last time I drove across the Verrazano bridge. Perhaps it was with my daddy, God rest his soul. He always used this bridge for short cuts. My daddy would take the Verrazano, sometimes back into New Jersey. Short cuts, kind of like what I'm doing now with the S-53. Just trying to avoid that Manhattan weekend on the subway. I did, finally arrive, of course getting myself lost in the process but I manage to find where it was I going. In the heart of, "WEST BRIGHTON", Wu Tang Territory, totally awesome.

I'm feeling the ol' vibes and loving it. The dj got them ol' skool jems rocking that's what's up! Dj Joey Carvello, "Dj Disco King" on the 1 & 2's.

Rusty Jabbz are y'all ready to party. Worldwide Jabbz are y'all ready to party. If your ready to party, let's party.

"RAIN COME DOWN, MUSIC MAKE THE RAIN COME DOWN!", LOL.
The sun gone down, there's a nice cool breeze throughout the air. I'm feeling some drops that would truly suck getting stranded out in Staten Island in the middle of the rain. It's a wet afternoon in NYC. You know the woman of hour had something to do with this. Give it up, NYC and all my followers to Evelyn "Champagne" King and her husband, Freddie Fox (not the emcee, Freddie Foxxx). This Freddie Fox is a guitarist and  happens to be her husband of 26 years. Give a round of applause, coming to you this afternoon from the Boogie Down, Bronx, Fascination. And, of course we always got to thank the crowd motivator, Dj Joey Carvello.

I had, me a good time this afternoon off of, Miss Champagne's classic hits. These are classic tunes you can still hear, everyday, all day over the radio. You can even hear them via internet but its a whole other feeling when you see an actual artist perform for the first time. No one can get over the feeling of seeing their favorite artist, right in front of you.

I was having a good time until it started raining but that wasn't the major issue. The major issue was all these damn bugs flying around me interfering with my recording of the performance. Things were going so smoothly until the interuption. Regardless, today still was a great day and we have Evelyn "Champagne" King and Summerstage to thank for it.

The music doesn't stop in Shaolin. Going down tomorrow afternoon in South Beach, Staten Island will be Wu Tang's own The GZA/ Genius.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire PPV"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy (01 to 00). We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit right there. There going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 01 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.



NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #01 "Great Balls of Fire!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
                    "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?

Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.

First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.

MATCH #01:
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.

Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme.  As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.

Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.

MATCH #02
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.

MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
                       "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy. We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes   (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit, there going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 02 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on  Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.

MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.

MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome,  this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.

MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of  from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.

Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.





NEXT WWE PPV:
SmackDown's Battleground Sun., July 23rd

Live from the Barclay's Center four nights in a row:
NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN Sat., August 19th
WWE SUMMERSLAM Sun., August 20th
MONDAY NIGHT RAW Mon., August 21st
SMACKDOWN LIVE Tues., August 22nd