Sunday, October 8, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #01 "HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW"

KICK OFF SHOW; Hosted By Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg & David Otunga:
SmackDown Live Pay Per View, coming to you live tonight from one of the BADDest cities in the U.S., Detroit! I still haven't seen the movie yet. Anyway I'm going to see tonight's pay per view, "HELL IN A CELL!"

Tye Dillinger have something to say to Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan making tonight's United States Championship match a triple threat match involving Tye Dillinger. This may give Aj Styles less of a chance holding onto his title. However, I believe Baron Corbin may have less of a chance now. Considering, Corbin's hatred towards Dillinger his focus will be distorted.

The Hype Bros coming out getting ready for their match followed by Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin. I'm not routing for the Hype Bros but they need this win. There going nowhere these days.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE HYPE BROS
The team just couldn't pull it off, again. The Hype Bros, only falling further and further on the tag team ladder.  "B-"

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:
Starting it off already with our first Hell In A Cell Match, The New Day Vs The Usos.
MATCH #01 "Tag Team Championship"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Big E & Xavier Woods in this match, Kofi Kingston outside the cage.
God, how many kendu sticks are under the ring, smh. The New Day came prepared. The Usos, now redefining brutality. Xavier Woods handcuffed to the corner of the ring post and being brutally whipped with the kendu sticks. Big E, all alone in the ring. Xavier Woods manage to get himself unhinged from the corner ring post but still handcuffed.
Kofi Kingston forced to watch this from the outside of the cage. I didn't see this coming. I was not expecting a title change. The Usos dominated this match leading them to become the 05X Tag Team Champions. "B-"

MATCH #02
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev looking for some type of retribution tonight against the legend killer. This would be a good boost in the Bulgarian brute's career to take down Randy Orton. The match is going great so far. I wouldn't do that, you know toying with Randy Orton. Randy Orton escape from the accolade. Rusev caught up to Orton with a dropkick. Randy Orton escaping another accolade attempt and planting Rusev with an RKO. I guess Rusev still have some more work to do if he wants to conquer Randy Orton's jungle. "A"

Last minute installment to this match of Tye Dillinger. We heard earlier it is now, a triple threat/ United States Championship match. I agree with Corey Graves, Baron Corbin have a right to be upset about Tye Dillinger crying and complaining to Daniel Bryan about being in this match. You can't feel for Corbin though. The guy is a loner and a bully.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES & TYE DILLINGER
So far its all Baron Corbin in this match. I wonder if Dillinger wishes he watched this match from the locker room now. Aj Styles starting to feel some momentum. Aj Styles finally taking down Baron Corbin. Now, Tye Dillinger is back in the ring. One on one, Styles and Dillinger. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Tye Dillinger. Dillinger came this close to tapping out. Baron Corbin only thinking about himself, pulls Dillinger out of the ring. Styles with a slingshot over the apron taking out Corbin and Dillinger. All three men, back in the ring. Baron Corbin blasting Aj Styles out of the ring. Baron Corbin pinning Tye Dillinger. Triple threat rules, a champion doesn't have to be pinned in a triple threat match. Baron Corbin is now the new, United States Champion his first WWE Championship. He finally earned something. "B"

Just another case of The Harts Verses The Flairs. When will this ish end, lol.

MATCH #04 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA BY DISQUALIFICATION
Second sharpshooter, Charlotte feeling the pain in the left knee. Charlotte with a moonslaught taking out Natalya. Charlotte landing on her injured knee. Natalya taking a steel chair to Charlotte's injured knee with repeated shots. Natalya getting herself purposely disqualified. "C"

Okay, Nakamura this is your second chance don't let me down. I tell you if Nakamura wins tonight. I'm going out drinking until the sun comes up. It's Columbus Day, tomorrow too. NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
The Singhs making there presence, the referee having them removed from the arena. Nakamura had Mahal down for the 03 count during that brief distraction. Jinder Mahal manage to grab the ring rope to break the count. Jinder Mahal taking his championship and getting out of there. Nakamura in high pursuit and bringing Mahal back to the ring. Nakamura misses with the high kick, hitting his lower knee into the ring post. Jinder Mahal seizing the moment and capitalizing on another victory. I guess I won't  be going out drinking tonight.  :-(    "C-"

We're getting ready for Bobby Roode first WWE in ring pay per view....
Dolph Ziggler, backing it up he's cutting out his entrance music. "NO ENTRANCE MUSIC FOR ZIGGLER"

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
When was the last time we seen Dolph Ziggler inside a WWE ring. It's good to see him out here again. Bobby Roode is fading. Ziggler have him in a sleeper. Ziggler almost had him with a DDT. Another sleeper by Ziggler. A Ziggler famouser, Ziggler trying all the tricks on Bobby Roode. Bobby Roode with a spine buster. A series of pinfall attempts between Ziggler and Roode. Roode beating Ziggler at his own game with the tights.  "A"

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Brilliant strategy by Shane with the early attack on Owens. Shane getting himself an upperhand. Shane have Kevin Owens wrapped in the triangle. Desperation on Kevin Owens with a powerbomb on Shane across the steel steps. Kevin Owens keep repeating, "Why you making me do this?" Kevin Owens with the table. Shane putting Owens through that table. Shane with a coast to coast dropkick into the trash can on Kevin Owens. Shane trying to leave the cell. The referee's won't open up the cell. Shane using a bolt cutter to open up the cell. The 02 are now fighting outside of the cell. Falls count anywhere. Kevin Owens have Shane McMahon layed out across the commentary table. Kevin Owens not thinking clearly. Does this man ever think clearly, lol. Kevin Owens climbing a 20 foot cage. It turns out Kevin Owens may have some smarts afterwall. He didn't do whatever it is, he was thinking. Now, Shane McMahon is climbing up alongside this 20 foot cell. We have 02 men at the top of the steel cage going blow for blow. Who knows what can happen? Why do I have a feeling this cage is scheduled to collapse. Can you imagine falling down off of a 20 foot steel cage. It look like Kevin Owens is getting off of there. Kevin Owens starting to climb down. Shane won't let him go anywhere. The 02 continuing to fight on their way down. Kevin Owens falling off of the cage right into the announce table. Kevin Owens looks lifeless. The match isn't over. Shane want to continue to do more damage. Shane McMahon laying Kevin Owens across the announce table. Shane McMahon climbing back up to the top of the steel cage. Shane taking a dive off of the 20 foot cage but Sami Zayn saving Kevin Owens pulling him away at the last second. Then, dragging Kevin Owens body to be placed over Shane for the victory.  "F"

NEXT WWE PPV EVENT:
RAW'S TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OCTOBER 22ND

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE'S SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

Monday, September 25, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2017 Issue #01 "No Mercy Pay Per View"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: RENEE YOUNG, JERRY LAWLER, SAM ROBERTS AND DAVID OTUNGA
Raw General Manager, Kurt Angle joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. Look who else have something to say and can never shut up. The Miz, joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. The Miz telling Kurt Angle its about time you start paying more attention to me.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Elias, blessing the Staples Center's crowd with his god awful voice, lol. There have never been a time that I was so happy to see the Titus Brand. Apollo Crews coming out here to shut Elias up, lol.

ELIAS DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
Why am I not surprised? Everyone wants to walk with Elias except me.

NO MERCY BEGINS:
No what will make this match awesome if Jason Jordan takes that title off of The Miz. The Miz dedicating this match to his unborn child. The Miz have L.A., home team advantage from the fans. Jason Jordan taking down the Miztourage. Jason Jordan locked in the crossface on The Miz. The Miz wouldn't tap out. Jason Jordan have The Miz down for the count. The Miz kicked out. The Miz with the skull crushing finale planted onto Jason Jordan.
MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MIZ DEFEAT JASON JORDAN

This match is a waste of time. Do you really need to see this again. Bray Wyatt is such a loser. He suckered Finn Balor into this match. Bray Wyatt is just embarrassed because he got defeated by a fictional character. Bray Wyatt want Finn Balor to face him as a man. Whether it's man or demon, Finn Balor will still kick Bray Wyatt's ass. Cheap shot by Bray Wyatt before the bell rang. Bray Wyatt continuing with the mind games. Finn Balor being taking to the back for X-rays and observations. Finn Balor making his way back to the ring holding his ribs. As you can see the ribs are still bothering Finn. Finn Balor surviving in this match on pure adrenaline. Bray Wyatt with a euronaghi planted on Finn Balor. Balor kicked out. Finn Balor having trouble getting to the top rope. Constant grabbing of the ribs. Bray Wyatt with a slaughterous chop to Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the cudagra right through Bray Wyatt.

MATCH #02 "MAN VS MAN"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
Was I lying.

Rollins finally in this match. Ambrose took a lot of abuse from Cesaro. LMAO, Cesaro may have lost a tooth or two, lol. Cesaro being checked out at ring side. Rollins was nowhere around, Ambrose almost tapped out to the crossface that Cesaro had locked in. Rollins is out of action. Sheamus and Cesaro are trying everything in their power to defeat Rollins and Ambrose, they haven't done it yet. Dean Ambrose with a lucky dirty deeds on Sheamus, gaining the victory.

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS & DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO

This next match going to be crazy. 05 WWE Raw divas going hard for the women's championship in a fatal five way match. Where the champion doesn't even have to be pinned. Talk about ultimate back stabbing for the champion, lol. There's no homegirls in this match. This isn't the time to be friends. This is a time to be CHAMPION! Totally awesome, Nia Jax with the double somoan drop on Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss. Triple alliance taking Nia Jax over the apron. Nia Jax, back on the apron. Emma and Bayley taking Nia Jax down. Nia Jax landing on the back of her neck. Nia Jax, back inside the ring. Alexa Bliss sidestepping Nia Jax into the ring post. Alexa Bliss getting the victory pinfall on Bayley.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL 5 WAY"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY, EMMA, NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS
There would be a time where I throw dirt on Alexa Bliss's name after a match but not tonight. I'm going to give Alexa Bliss her due. It isn't easy to take on four women with your title on the line. She manage to pull off the upset. I'll give it to Alexa.

It's about time John Cena found someone as good as him. Someone who can shut him up because John Cena more than just suck. "JOHN CENA'S A BITCH!" Roman Reigns, I never supported you with this whole yard concept but you need to show John Cena tonight, who's yard this really is. Cena stop it with the mind games and get your coward ass back in the ring. Get up Mr 16X's, lol. Reigns don't let me down. Don't let this match be Cena's 99th win. Yes, superman punch. SPEAR! NO AA, YES ROMAN YOU KICKED OUT, WOOOOOO. Cena rearranging the spanish announce table. Instead, Roman Reigns speared Cena through the tables, WOOOOOO FUCKIN' AWESOME! Cena with a look of disbelief. Roman Reigns kicked out of 02 AA's. Yes, Yes, Roman Reigns that's my guy. Yes, Superman punch followed by a spear, wooooooooo, ROMAN REIGNS TOOK DOWN JOHN CENA, YES, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
that's right Roman this is your YARD, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JOHN CENA

The Miz going into Kurt Angle's office running something by Kurt for tomorrow's Monday Night Raw. The Miz plans to have Roman Reigns as his guest on MizTv. Kurt Angle agrees with The Miz's idea and offer to have MizTv as the opener for Monday Night Raw.

I can't believe I'm going to route for this competitor but I must admit as annoying as Enzo Amore happen to be. In the past couple of weeks, he have shifted the course of 205 Live. Something that 205 Live needed. I consider this like a comedy match. You must admit it would be hilarious if Enzo Amore walked out of the Staples Center as the Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #06 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT NEVILLE
LMAO, OMG I told you this was a joke. Lol, oh man Enzo Amore the new Cruiserweight Champion. Brilliant Enzo, waiting till the referee back was turned and go in with a low blow on Neville, CLMAO.

Broc Lesnar with the delivery of six German suplexes but still haven't been able to put away Braun Strowman.
Broc Lesnar, finally executed an F-5 to get his pin on Strowman.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEWS:
SUNDAY, OCT. 08TH SMACKDOWN LIVE'S "HELL IN A CELL"

ASUKA, MAKING HER DEBUT, SUNDAY,  OCTOBER 22ND @ "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

SUNDAY, OCT. 22ND RAW'S "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam Pay Per View"

We doing it up here again inside the Barclay's Center. I had an awesome time last night and I know everyone who came out here did as well. Whether you were watching NXT Takeover Brooklyn from a bar or live streaming from your crib. I know, you had a dope WWE weekend and it ain't over. WWE kicking off the week with 02 nights at the Barclay's Center both for Monday Night Raw and Smack Down Live. That's on Monday and Tuesday, I'm about to get ready for the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam. I'm on my way there live streaming on the train as I type to you all.

KICK OFF SHOW w/ Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Lita, David Otunga and Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg

MATCH #01:
THE MIZ & MIZTOURAGE DEFEAT JASON JORDAN & THE HARDY BOYZ
The Miz not very happy this evening. Despite winning his match. The Miz is upset for the fact that his title isn't being defended tonight. I kind of agree too. Why isn't the Intercontinental Championship being defended on the biggest night of the summer?

MATCH #02: "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
I seen this coming. I had a feeling, Neville was going to win back his championship. Now, Neville can be looked at as a 02X Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #03: "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This match I didn't see coming. I guess that's what made it a good match. The Usos fought their asses off to get their titles back.

I would like to acknowledge our special surprise visitor, before the start of Summerslam by Colonel Sanders aka Sexy boy Sanders. Thank you to Shawn Michaels for that little entertainment, lmao.

MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NATALYA DEFEAT NAOMI
I call, this match weeks ago. I figure that Natalya would get her last moment to shine, winning the SDL Women's Championship.

So far the matches have been boring. We're about to get into something good, as the cage lower down to the ring. The only thing that sucks about this, is hearing Enzo Amore. Why can't he just walk his ass into the cage. No, Enzo Amore must flap his gums.

Big Cass and The Big Show, this going to be some gangsta shit, right here.

I'm going to lead things off with a chant. "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!", "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!" "BIG SHOW NEED TO RETIRE!"

MATCH #03 "SHARK TANK CAGE MATCH"
BIG CASS DEFEAT THE BIG SHOW

LOL, that was funny Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan having an argument about which brand is going to takeover, Summerslam.

Rusev getting the upperhand on Randy Orton, before the bell rings.
The bell finally rang, Randy Orton with an RKO and pin count in 01 second, lmao. That was crazy.

MATCH #04
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV

Up next is Raw's Women's Championship, let's hope there's a title exchange in this match. SmackDown has a new women's champion. Let's see if Sasha can rip the title from the shoulders of Alexa BITCH!!!

MATCH #05 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
Sasha had the bank statement on Alexa, she manage to escape. A definite close call. Alexa tossing Sasha out of the ring. Sasha can be counted out if she doesn't make it back in the ring in time. Sasha with another bank statement on Alexa. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO SASHAAAAAAAAAA, "GA HEAD GURL!"  SASHA BANKS, DATS MY BITCH, RIGHT THERE! Sasha Banks, new Raw's Women's Champion.

This next match is going to be epic. We're about to see a creature, we haven't seen in a long time. It's been a year, in fact it was a year ago at Summerslam 2016 since "The Demon" was released.

I'm not standing up for Bray Wyatt. I rep the Balor Club, beeeyotch!!!! I came out to see, "The Demon!"

MATCH #06
FIN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT

LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY!, LET'S GO BALOR!, FUCK YOU BRAY! LET'S GO BALOR!
LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY, LET'S GO BALOR, FUCK YOU BRAY.

THE DEMON slayed Bray Wyatt, WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!! WOAHHHH!!

Up next, Raw's Tag Team Championship Match between Sheamus and Cesaro verses Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. I just have one question, Are these 02 really friends again?

MATCH #07 "RAW'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO
What was that all about with the beachball? Cesaro snatching a beachball from the crowd and destroying it. Why are people tossing around a beachball in here, anyway? The match isn't that boring, lol.
It look like Ambrose and Rollins dominating this match. Maybe, Sheamus and Cesaro times are up. Awesome, frog splash coming from Seth Rollins. Cesaro with the save to Sheamus. I haven't seen Cesaro do this move in a longtime. The swinging move on Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins with the sweet chin music to Cesaro and another one to Sheamus. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds onto Sheamus. You are now looking at Raw's new tag team champions, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.

Up next is the United States Championship match between Kevin Owens and Aj Styles. I just have one question for this, will Shane McMahon call this match down the line?

MATCH #08 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
Special guest referee: SHANE MCMAHON
AJ STYLES DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
The bell haven't rung yet, already these 02 are ready to tear each other apart.
Shane may have jerked Kevin Owens out this championship title. Kevin Owens had a clear 03 count pin. Kevin Owens is furious. Kevin Owens putting his hands on Shane. I think, Owens is about to regret it. Shane pushing Kevin Owens. Aj Styles rolling up Owens into a pin. Shane counting out Owens.

We're coming towards the end of the night. It's the SDL main event for the World Heavyweight Championship, Shinsuke Nakamura verses Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #09 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS!, JINDER SUCKS! JINDER SUCKS!

We're finally at the match of the night, fatal four way/ Universal Championship....

MATCH #10 "WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP" FATAL 4 WAY
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, SOMOA JOE, ROMAN REIGNS
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, THIS IS AWESOME! FUCKING A, Broc Lesnar through an announce table by Braun Strowman not once, three times.
That's right, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time. This is awesome, Broc Lesnar being taken out of the match by medics. The crowd is high on Strowman. I don't blame them after what he just did to Broc Lesnar. Now, the match is down to 03 people. The Roman Sucks, chants begin. Brooklyn got no love for Roman Reigns. Are you serious?  Who is this man, Steve Austin The Six Million Dollar Man. Broc Lesnar coming back into the arena after what he just experienced. Broc Lesnar going straight towards Strowman. Joe with the koklina clutch on Lesnar.

"BROC LESNAR IS THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"

I can not tell you which brand dominated tonight's Summerslam as per Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan's extreme conversation. What I can tell you, this was an awesome Summerslam. Probably better than any  Summerslam's I've ever seen in the past.

WWE'S NEXT PAY PER VIEW EVENT:
RAW'S "NO MERCY", SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2017 Issue #01 "NXT Takeover Brooklyn!"

This is sick right here. I'm finally in the Barclay's for NXT Takeover Brooklyn III. I'm sorry I missed the last two years. The show is about to begin, as they introduce tonight's commentators, Percy Watson, Nigel McGuinness and Mauro Ranallo

Setting things off for the night with crowd motivator, No Way Jose... the match never happened. No Way Jose being attacked by another wrestler. I'm not sure who that wrestler is, he doesn't look familiar.

Coming out now, NXT's wannabe divas, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay....

MATCH #01
PEYTON ROYCE DEFEAT SARAH LOGAN
Really guys now your going to turn the screen on. I can't see a thing in these nose bleed seats. Peyton Royce and Sarah Logan looked like ants from here.

It look like we going to have some tag team action. This is the one thing I hate about NXT they have alot of excellent talent but they aren't being properly showcased like they should. I think it's about time, NXT move to primetime television.

MATCH #02
WOLFGANG & PETE DUNNE DEFEAT TYLER BATE & TRENT SEVEN

Why must I have a group of loud screamers sitting behind me everytime I come to a wrestling event.

It turns out that was a kick off show I just watched. What an awesome, kick off show that was. Much better than any kick off show I seen from Raw and Smackdown. Where getting ready for the official, "NXT TAKEOVER BROOKLYN!"

The crowd is amped, everyone is for Johnny Wrestling. And, that's whom I also is for, "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING" "JOHNNY WRESTLING"

I'm hearing the "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT" "NXT", chants up in here. C'mon Brooklyn anything for my man, "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING", "JOHNNY WRESTLING".

MATCH #01
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Awesome match probably one of Andrade Almas's best ever. The crowd is disappointed by the loss including myself.

Daniel Bryan is in the building, "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES" "YES"

Corey Graves in the house, special guest commentator.
MATCH #02 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SANITY DEFEAT THE AUTHORS OF PAIN
(ALEXANDER WOLFE & KILLIAN DANE)
AOP, going for gut. Setting it off with the first shots. Seriously, y'all doing this again. Y'all just going to leave the screen turned off during this match to the people in the nose bleed seats. Finally, they turned it back on.
I'm going to be completely honest. I don't know which team to choose for. Truthfully I think, both teams SUCK!
B. K., heavily behind Sanity.
I can't believe that Nikki Cross put her life on the line for this team. Your looking at the result of that, "NXT'S NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SANITY!"
In the middle of Sanity's celebration. They received two surprise visitors,
Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish taking out Sanity and stating their claim. They want the tag team titles.

What do we have here? It look like, we have some NXT Veterans in the house. B. K. and Rusty Jabbz give a big round of applause to Neville and Shinsuke Nakamura.

Jim Ross, special guest commentator
MATCH #03
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT HIDEO ITAMI
Hideo Itami mocking the knees bent (Indian style) style of Aleister Black. Hideo Itami have disappointed me. There was a time when I actually supported him. Ever since he lost that NXT World Title match to Bobby Roode, he's been somewhat of an asshole. I can't front I like Aleister Black too that's why choosing sides makes it hard. It look like Brooklyn already knows who's the better man.

It look like we have some more, NXT veterans in house. That's right, Brooklyn, give it up to the original Four Horse Women (minus Charlotte)
Sasha Banks, Bayley and Becky Lynch

EMBER MOOOOON, WOOOOOOOO WELCOME TO BROOKLYN, BUK,  BUK, BUK, WOOOOOOOO This the match I been looking forward too. It's time for someone to dethrone the champion.

MATCH #04 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT EMBER MOON
Oh we're doing this, the battling chants. Okay I'm choosing my side too. LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER ! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER! LET'S GO EMBER!

That was fucking crazy, I can't believe it. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Asuka won, I'm not mad. I like Asuka. I just really had my heart set on Ember Moon and I think the whole entire Borough of Brooklyn agrees with me. I just have one question, "WHO THE FUCK CAN BEAT ASUKA?"

Its nice to see this the NXT veterans making their appearance to be here tonight. We have Kevin Owens and Somoa Joe in the audience.

Is this for Drew McIntyre. He actually wanted this special entrance by the NYC Marching Band. Drew McIntyre getting into his Scottish roots, I see. 
Now, we're about to get into Bobby Roode's special entrance of "GLORIOUS!" I'm disappointed with Brooklyn right now. I can't believe y'all actually singing this man's theme, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm routing for McIntyre. I never like Bobby Roode since Impact. Bobby Roode's a dick.

MATCH #05 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE
This is a good match but after awhile its going to start getting boring. I  need a saviour of this match. Someone like the man's name on my shirt, "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE" "ADAM COLE".

WOOOOOOO, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE MCINTYRE

Totally awesome, he's here ADAM COLE ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!
Although this isn't how I expected his debut into NXT to be. Nonetheless, ADAM COLE IS HERE! Heel or face, he's still awesome.
ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!

NXT Takeover Brooklyn was crazy tonight. Two gun shots in the air for tonight's NXT Takeover (BUK! BUK!) I had a wonderful evening watching NXT Takeover live inside the Barclay's Center. I'm looking forward to my return tomorrow for "SUMMERSLAM!" WOOOOOOO
The only thing that sucks about this night are the fact that these seats were too high up, section 214.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #04 "Summerstage Presents Lisa Lisa @ St. Mary's Park!"

You ever have one of them days, where there's so much things going on in the city all at once. Today, just happen to be one of those days. I find it very hard to make a choice between the 40th Anniversary of the Rocksteady Crew taking place at Rumsey Field, Central Park and Lisa Lisa, live performance will take place later on this evening at St. Mary's Park. Today sounds like it'll be a good day no matter which event you happen to choose. It is a beautiful Sunday afternoon in New York City. The sun is shining. I made my choice to witness both venues. However, it is impossible considering the fact. If I were to attend the Rocksteady 40th Anniversary, first. Which happen to be taking place as I write. How much of the Rocksteady Anniversary will I get to see. Rocksteady Anniversary taking place in the Rumsey Field from 2pm-7pm. However, Lisa Lisa and Dj Marlon B performance will be later on this evening at 5pm in the Bronx.

That is another thing, The Bronx. It is going to be a little difficult and frustrating to get to the Bronx. I need the #06 train for service to 3rd Ave./E. 149th St. I believe they are doing construction this weekend. I understand that the #06 will be skipping several stations and E. 149th St., just happen to be one of them. According to my MTA research, everyone is required to take the #06 train to the Hunts Point station and take the #06 on the Manhattan side going back towards the stops that were skipped. I apologize, I didn't mean to give you a rundown on the MTA Weekend Bulletin. I just want to know, Rusty Jabbers. Do you think, Lisa Lisa is worth all of this MTA hassle? Or, should I just call it a day and enjoy myself for the last time at a Rocksteady summer event. I shall see, how my day turn out. I'm on my way to the Rumsey Field, right now.

Okay, I did not expect this upon my arrival to the park. I shouldn't be too surprised considering the conceitedness of Central Park/Manhattan. Apparently, there have been some rules and regulations made. Rules and regulations that may have some affect on me. It seems, I'm not allowed inside the park. No one is allowed inside the park carrying video cameras or video equipment, which include selfie sticks. Once I seen that posting in the park. I didn't bother to argue with any security nor Summerstage staff. I just want to thank, Rocksteady for making my decision much easier. Now, I can go where I truly wanted to go and that's to St. Mary's Park to see my #01 B-Girl, Double L (Lisa Lisa). No disrespect to Rocksteady, I really wanted to hear some good music sung by a real and beautiful, woman. I can not wait to get there.

I never thought that was going to happen, after what I went through with the #06 train. I'am thankful to the Lord that I did make it and get a chance to witness my very first crush, live on stage. But that isn't all I'm thankful for, I'm thankful to the mass amount of people who came out here to St. Mary's Park for Lisa Lisa. It was crazy and difficult to find a place to set up my camera for my recording. I just love that support for Lisa Lisa. I never seen so many people attend a Summerstage event. No room to walk, barely any standing room. Everyone out here sitting in the park on their folding chairs. It look like these people were out here today, 02 hours prior before the original kick off time. Give it up to everyone who came out this afternoon.

Looking beautiful and fine after all these years. My girl, Lisa Lisa coming out on stage performing some of her classic hits. Hit song like, "Can You Feel The Beat", "Lost In Emotion", "I Wonder If I Take You Home", "Head To Toe", "All Cried Out" and "Little Jackie Wants To Be A Star". Mami, still got her voice. Totally awesome afternoon, definitely worth the trip from Bucktown. That's right, LISA LISA, EVERYBODY!!! Give it up, Rusty Jabbz!

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #03 "Battleground PPV!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Sam Roberts & David Otunga

BATTLEGROUND KICK OFF SHOW:
AIDEN ENGLISH DEFEAT TYE DILLINGER

BATTLEGROUND PAY PER VIEW:
HOSTED BY: JBL, TOM PHILIPS AND BYRON SAXTON

MATCH #01 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS
Who believe that Xavier Woods bringing it home?
We forgot about Kofi Kingston, stepping in for Xavier.
I was right, Xavier Woods bought it home. The New Day are back on top as champions.

Battleground, starting off with a good start.

Shinsuke Nakamura, finally going to get his shot to shine in a WWE pay per view. He haven't had the best of luck these past couple of months. I believe this man have something to do with it, Mr Money In The Bank, Baron Corbin. You know which, wrestler I ride for NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #02
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT BARON CORBIN BY DISQUALIFICATION
Blatant disqualification from Baron Corbin with a knee strike across Nakamura. Baron Corbin leaving the ring with a smile across his face.
Baron Corbin returning to the ring. Baron Corbin with a cheap shot using the briefcase into Nakamura's gut followed by the end of days maneuver.

It's time now for some glow, as we're joined by SDL Women's Champion, Naomi. Naomi, joining the commentary section for this match.

MATCH #03 "5 WAY ELIMINATION MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEATED BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, LANA & CHARLOTTE
5 way elimination match, taking place right now. The last female in the ring standing will get an opportunity to face Naomi for the SDL Women's Championship @ Summerslam.
No one have been eliminated yet. I don't think these girls know the concept of an elimination match. Lana out here saving Charlotte, Tamina out here saving Lana. The match is any woman for themselves.
Becky Lynch eliminated Tamina, Becky Lynch eliminated Lana, Natalya eliminated Becky Lynch, It's down to just Charlotte and Natalya. Natalya eliminated Charlotte.

Next match is the opportunity for Kevin Owens to get back what he lost during Independence Day. Do anyone agree with Aj Styles and feel that Kevin Owens isn't the man to carry the United States Championship?

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
I like that, it have a nice ring to it, lol. AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's TITLE, AJ's  TITLE, AJ's TITLE.
I seen that Owens with the tights, cheap shot. Kevin Owens decide to go bowling, delivering the canonball. Ooh, a hit but a miss. Aj Styles have some tricks up his sleeves delivering the powerbomb. Kevin Owens with an armbreaker on Aj Styles. Aj Styles is thriving in pain. Aj Styles have the crabcrusher locked in on Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens tossed Aj Styles into the referee. It look like it was intentional. The referee have been taken out. These two going back and forth with pin covers. Kevin Owens, finally scored the pin over Aj.
I guess, Aj Styles was incorrect about Kevin Owens. It look like, he is the man to carry the United States Championship. Kevin Owens capturing the belt for its third time.

This next match is a match about pride. I don't have to say anything more. Just, pure pride between these two superstars,  John Cena and Rusev. I'm not going to lie to you. I could care less about John Cena but in matches like this you have no choice but to route for Cena, smh. I don't want to see Bulgaria dominate the United States tonight.

MATCH #05 "FLAG MATCH"
JOHN CENA DEFEAT RUSEV
Cena unhook the American flag. He need to head up the ramp now and place it onto it's respectful podium. Rusev making sure that doesn't happen. Cena with the American flag halfway up the ramp. Rusev going for his Bulgarian flag. Rusev putting down his flag to finish off John Cena. Rusev took out John Cena. Rusev setting up a table. Rusev with the accolade on John Cena. John Cena passing out. Rusev going for the Bulgarian flag. John Cena with a hold on Rusev. Rusev with a kick. Rusev going for another attempt of the accolades onto Cena. Cena reversing it with the "A A" and planting Rusev through a table that Rusev had set up for Cena. Look like that came back and bit, Rusev in the ass. John Cena going for the American flag and placing it onto the podium.

Mike Kannellis making his WWE pay per view debut, tonight against Sami Zayn. Sami Zayn looking eager for tonight's match. He's seeking revenge from Tuesday night loss on SDL.

MATCH #06
SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT MIKE KANNELLIS
Wow, Sami Zayn finally scored a victory. Does anyone know the last time he scored a victory, lol?

We finally come down to the main event. Randy Orton verses Jinder Mahal for the WWE World Championship. I'm not routing for Jinder Mahal in this match. In my opinion, this match is more about vengeance. Vengeance is something that Randy Orton seeks towards Jinder Mahal from the last pay per view (Money In The Bank). Randy Orton seeking retribution for his family. There is going to be alot of pain between the bamboo bars of the Punjabi prison.

MATCH #07 "PUNJABI PRISON MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I could barely see the match. There are so much bamboo being used as its structure.
Randy Orton had 0:20 seconds to get out the 4th door from the inner structure. The Singh Brothers making sure that doesn't happen. The Singh Brothers dragging out Jinder Mahal to the outer structure. While Randy Orton is stuck inside the inner structure. Randy Orton scaling that 20 foot cage to get himself out of the outer structure. Randy Orton trying to escape the Punjabi prison. Randy Orton being interupted by Samir Singh. Samir Singh found himself landing 15 feet through the commentary table. Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal still on the outer structure. Samil Singh still inside the outer structure. Randy Orton with a steel chair to the back of Samil Singh. Randy Orton going for the escape. I can not believe this. Well, executed plan Mahal. I bet no one seen that coming. We get ourselves a surprise visit tonight. The creator of the Punjabi Prison match, The Great Khali, coming out holding Randy Orton by his throat and shaking the cage. Giving, Jinder Mahal the opportunity to go for his victory.

NEXT MONTH, SPEND 04 NIGHTS IN THE BARCLAY'S CENTER WITH THE WWE....

NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN SATURDAY., AUGUST 19TH
WWE SUMMERSLAM SUNDAY., AUGUST 20TH
MONDAY NIGHT RAW MONDAY., AUGUST 21ST
SMACKDOWN LIVE TUESDAY., AUGUST 22ND

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter July 2017 Issue #02 "Summerstage Presents Evelyn "Champagne" King @ Corporal Thompson Park

Today, isn't something ordinary Rusty Jabbz does. I wanted to do something different than the normal, Talib Kweli live performance taking place this afternoon. How many times have I seen a Talib Kweli performance. I understand, he may have some of his new material. There is never a day, where I don't want to hear or see a performance by Talib Kweli. Unfortunately, today happen to be one of those days. Today, I'm looking to expand Rusty Jabbz/ Worldwidejabbz media beyond the  traditional hip hop. The event going down, this afternoon is something I rarely partake in. A live performance at Corporal Thompson Park, Staten Island bought to you by, the woman who makes your, "Love Come Down", Evelyn "Champagne" King.

Right now, I'm enjoying a loving Saturday afternoon in the 80° weather on the B-8 bus. I haven't rode on one of these in a very long time. To those of you who don't know, the B-8 bus used to be my form of transportation, when I was attending New Utrecht H.S. I hated those four years of the journey then and I hate it today. The only difference, unlike high school, today's journey is perhaps worth its wait and frustration from the New York MTA.

Look at this, now I'm over the Verrazano Bridge. I couldn't tell you the last time I drove across the Verrazano bridge. Perhaps it was with my daddy, God rest his soul. He always used this bridge for short cuts. My daddy would take the Verrazano, sometimes back into New Jersey. Short cuts, kind of like what I'm doing now with the S-53. Just trying to avoid that Manhattan weekend on the subway. I did, finally arrive, of course getting myself lost in the process but I manage to find where it was I going. In the heart of, "WEST BRIGHTON", Wu Tang Territory, totally awesome.

I'm feeling the ol' vibes and loving it. The dj got them ol' skool jems rocking that's what's up! Dj Joey Carvello, "Dj Disco King" on the 1 & 2's.

Rusty Jabbz are y'all ready to party. Worldwide Jabbz are y'all ready to party. If your ready to party, let's party.

"RAIN COME DOWN, MUSIC MAKE THE RAIN COME DOWN!", LOL.
The sun gone down, there's a nice cool breeze throughout the air. I'm feeling some drops that would truly suck getting stranded out in Staten Island in the middle of the rain. It's a wet afternoon in NYC. You know the woman of hour had something to do with this. Give it up, NYC and all my followers to Evelyn "Champagne" King and her husband, Freddie Fox (not the emcee, Freddie Foxxx). This Freddie Fox is a guitarist and  happens to be her husband of 26 years. Give a round of applause, coming to you this afternoon from the Boogie Down, Bronx, Fascination. And, of course we always got to thank the crowd motivator, Dj Joey Carvello.

I had, me a good time this afternoon off of, Miss Champagne's classic hits. These are classic tunes you can still hear, everyday, all day over the radio. You can even hear them via internet but its a whole other feeling when you see an actual artist perform for the first time. No one can get over the feeling of seeing their favorite artist, right in front of you.

I was having a good time until it started raining but that wasn't the major issue. The major issue was all these damn bugs flying around me interfering with my recording of the performance. Things were going so smoothly until the interuption. Regardless, today still was a great day and we have Evelyn "Champagne" King and Summerstage to thank for it.

The music doesn't stop in Shaolin. Going down tomorrow afternoon in South Beach, Staten Island will be Wu Tang's own The GZA/ Genius.