Sunday, November 19, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #03 "WWE Survivor Series Pay Per View"

KICK OFF SHOW; HOSTED BY Renee Young, Jerry Lawler, Peter Rosenberg and Shawn Michaels

Lol, this is a first for Enzo Amore not wasting anytime this evening. Seriously, no talking and horsing around tonight. Enzo Amore have his mind set on Kalisto and remaining Cruiserweight Champion. Enzo Amore dominating over Kalisto the majority of the match.

MATCH #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO

I did not acknowledge this match. I was on a dinner break preparing my food. The last person I want to see tonight is Kevin Owens. Smh, I feel sorry for Kevin Owens. I don't know what he's doing anymore his career is downhill. Maybe he should consider returning to Monday Night Raw or Ring's of Honor. Kevin Owens ruining his life on Smack Down. I can't believe I'm having compassion for a man who's lower than slime, smh.

MATCH #02
KEVIN OWENS & SAMI ZAYN DEFEAT BREEZANGO

Survivor Series Pay Per View, coming to you live from the Toyota Center, Houston, Texas

MATCH #01
THE SHIELD DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
This is a dog e dog match. I'm seeing a different side of Xavier Woods. The New Day bringing out their "A" game. 30 minutes into the match, no one have been pinned yet. The first match goes to the Hounds of Justice, The Shield taking out Kofi Kingston with a triple large from off the corner turn post.

MATCH #02 "05 ON 05 WOMEN'S ELIMINATION MATCH"
ALICIA FOX, BAYLEY, SASHA BANKS, NIA JAX AND ASUKA DEFEAT
BECKY LYNCH, CARMELLA, NATALYA, TAMINA AND NAOMI

We start it off with the captains, Team Raw's Alicia Fox going up against Team SmackDown's Becky Lynch. 01st elimination so early in the match by Bayley, Team SmackDown lost their captain. Becky Lynch was eliminated. Awesome look for Raw. 02nd elimination by Tamina, Bayley have been eliminated. The dominant forces on the woman roster, Nia Jax and Tamina going one on one. Nia Jax have been eliminated, she was counted out. 03rd elimination, Nia Jax never made it back in time to the ring. 04th elimination by Naomi, Alicia Fox have been eliminated. 05th elimination by Sasha Banks, Naomi have been eliminated. 06th elimination by Asuka, Carmella have been eliminated. 07th elimination by Natalya, Sasha Banks have been eliminated. It is now 02 on 01, Natalya and Tamina verses Asuka. Asuka is all alone. Now, you're about to see the real 523 Day Champion that she is! 08th elimination by Asuka, Tamina have been eliminated. 09th elimination by Asuka, Natalya have been eliminated. ASUKA, BRINGING IT HOME FOR RAW....  NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKAAAAAA!!!!!

The score is now  Raw 02, SmackDown 00

This is one of the matches I've been waiting for. The two biggest assholes in the WWE having a match. I hope they kill one another, both competitors suck.

MATCH #03 "U.S. CHAMPION VS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT THE MIZ
I can't believe it, SmackDown is finally on the board, lol. I guess, I owe that to Baron Corbin for getting us our first win of the night, smh.

Raw 02, SmackDown 01

MATCH #04 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS VS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE BAR
C'mon Smack Down must get one. We already let you get The Shield over on us, earlier. Give us an Usos victory over The Bar.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SMACKDOWN, USOSSSSS WOOOOOOOO YES YES YES YES YES YES
If there were any a time I was proud of The Usos, I would say its tonight. USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS USOS

SmackDown is now tied with Raw on the board. We have 03 more matches left to go.
Raw 02, SmackDown 02

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN CHAMPION VS SDL WOMEN CHAMPION"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
This is a match of Queen vs Goddess. I can't really call it with this match. Charlotte is still in her prime. Charlotte have some years left on her. As for, Alexa Bliss I see her as Charlotte Flair #02 that's all she ever was to me.
YES YES YES YES YES YES SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR SMACKDOWN! WOOOOOOO, CHARLOTTE FUCKIN' A

SmackDown is on a roll, they take the lead. "BLUE TEAM LOOKING GOOD!"
Raw 02, SmackDown 03

Is this a Rocky movie? Can the ultimate underdog defeat Broc Lesnar?

Everyone showing love and support to Aj Styles except Jinder Mahal. Jinder Mahal hoping Broc Lesnar crushes Aj Styles. Lol, all Mahal have on his mind is regaining his championship. Jinder Mahal could careless about his brand.

MATCH #06 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPION VS WWE WORLD CHAMPION"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This is a match of strength and speed between Aj Styles and Broc Lesnar. A battle of David and Goliath. OMG, Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Broc Lesnar. Lol, Aj Styles tearing up Broc Lesnar's ankle. Broc Lesnar thriving in pain. Broc Lesnar delivering his final suplex city to score the victory.

Raw is back tied with SmackDown.
Raw 03, SmackDown 03

I have mixed feelings with Team Raw not just the fact that there all heels. If you notice each member minus Finn Balor have heavy egos. Monday Night Raw live off of their braun not brains. Brains are something that Team Raw lack. I admit, Team Smack Down maybe weak in egos and strength. To me they're the better team.

MATCH #07 "05 ON 05 MEN'S ELIMINATION MATCH"
KURT ANGLE, FINN BALOR, SOMOA JOE, BRAUN STROWMAN AND TRIPLE H DEFEAT
SHANE MCMAHON, RANDY ORTON, BOBBY ROODE, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA AND JOHN CENA
Shane that wasn't very smart attacking Braun Strowman like that. The bell haven't even rung yet. Randy Orton and Somoa Joe are going to set off the match. This is there first time being in a match against one another. Finn Balor tagged himself in. Shinsuke Nakamura begging Randy Orton to tag him in. We talking, history baby. Tag 'em in Orton. Triple H want a piece of Shinsuke Nakamura. Bobby Roode tagged himself in. He wants a piece of Triple H. Bobby Roode escaped from the pedigree and delivered a spinebuster to Triple H. Kurt Angle tagged himself in. Angle going after Roode. Nakamura tagged himself in. Nakamura taking on Team Raw. Braun Strowman tagged himself in. 01st elimination by Braun Strowman, Shinsuke Nakamura eliminated. 02nd elimination by Braun Strowman, Bobby Roode eliminated. Team Raw look like there falling apart. I see, controversy in the ring between Kurt Angle and Triple H. John Cena, Randy Orton, Shane McMahon, Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura lifting up Braun Strowman and putting him through an announce table. I don't think that was the right thing to do. Considering the fact that Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura are  eliminated from the match. They are suppose to return themselves back to the locker room. 03rd elimination by John Cena, Somoa Joe have been eliminated. 04th elimination by Kurt Angle with an assist from Finn Balor, John Cena have been eliminated. 05th elimination by Randy Orton, Finn Balor have been eliminated. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens coming out attacking Shane McMahon. Braun Strowman is back up and standing again. 06th elimination by Braun Strowman, Randy Orton have been eliminated. Shane is all alone. Left on the Raw team, Kurt Angle, Triple H and Braun Strowman. Triple H playing mind games in the ring. Triple H pedigrees Kurt Angle. Triple H drags Shane's body and places it over Kurt Angle. Braun Strowman looking confused and betrayed. For a moment, I thought Triple H have turned on Team Raw. I knew, something had to be up. Remember, he's THE GAME! The original, architect. Triple H turning on Shane McMahon and pedigrees him. Triple H being greedy and steeling this victory for himself. That did not sit well with Braun Strowman. Triple H paid for it. Braun Strowman let him have it ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Raw 04, SmackDown 03

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17th "CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS

NEXT YEAR, WWE SURVIVOR SERIES GOING HOLLYWOOD @ THE STAPLES CENTER, LOS ANGLES, CALIFORNIA NOVEMBER, 2018

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #02 "NXT Takeover: Houston WAR GAMES!!"

NXT Takeover: Houston Kick Off Show....
Hosted by: Charly Caruso, Sam Roberts and Booker T

Hosting NXT Takeover: Houston tonight, Niguel McGuinness, Mauro Ranallo and Percy Watson.

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Kassius Ohno finally getting his opportunity to tear Lars Sullivan, a new one, lol... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Oh Yes....
MATCH #01
LARS SULLIVAN DEFEAT KASSIUS OHNO
I still have my faith in Ohno, I don't believe he bitten off more than he can chew. Sullivan standing his ground. Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Sullivan finally down. I told ya, I didn't give up on Kassius Ohno. Lars Sullivan with his unique brute strength taking down Kassius Ohno, OHNO is right. What an upset kicking off, NXT Takeover Houston.

Oooh, Velveteen Dream, baby you asked for it. Coming up next.

MATCH #02
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT VELVETEEN DREAM
Will, Aleister Black say The Velveteen Dream's name or will he be left in the dark?
Velveteen Dream with the creepy mind games. Lovely, fashionable tights being worn here tonight by The Velveteen Dream.
This match have been hard hitting back and forth, forth and back wrestling, non stop shots and blows. The Velveteen Dream one of the most flamboyant and fashion trending wrestlers on the NXT roster just put up a hell of a fight against NXT's undefeated Aleister Black. All of this, is because he just want Aleister Black to say his name. Well, The Velveteen Dream have gotten his wish, after their intense brawl. I hope The Velveteen Dream is happy now.

This next match, tonight NXT will be crowning the winner of the NXT Women's Championship but not just crowning the winner. Its also, crowning the replacement of the 523 day reigning champion, Asuka. Joining us at ringside this evening we have former, NXT Women's Champion Asuka.

My money is on Ember Moon. If any female superstar in NXT deserve to become the new NXT Women's Champion it's Ember Moon. Ember Moon have been fighting and struggling to get to this point. She lost to Asuka in NXT Takeover Chicago. She missed NXT Takeover Orlando due to a shoulder injury. She lost again to Asuka at NXT Takeover Brooklyn. So, ask me again, why I feel that Ember Moon should walk out of NXT Takeover Houston as the new women's champion.

MATCH #03 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
EMBER MOON DEFEAT NIKKI CROSS, KAIRI SANE & PEYTON ROYCE
Ember Moon pinned Nikki Cross to become the new, NXT Women's Champion. My hopes and predictions finally came true. I'm glad, I stuck with my faith I never gave up on the moon. CONGRATULATIONS TO EMBER MOON!

We're getting prepared for the World Championship match. We all know the history of Drew McIntyre. What I would like to know, does anyone know the history of Andrade "Cien" Almas or do they even care. Andrade "Cien" Almas, the hard fighting Mexican stylish loudmouth. Who have been impressive in NXT. Apparently it wasn't good enough until Zelina Vega took over his life and management. Things seems to have gotten even better under the management of Zelina Vega. Let's just see how good, Miss Vega's management really is?

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS DEFEAT  DREW MCINTYRE
Zelina Vega with an hurricarana on Drew McIntyre.
Drew McIntyre with a pin on Andrade "Cien" Almas. 
Zelina Vega placing Andrade's foot on the rope. The ref didn't see her.
Andrade with a ddt on Drew McIntyre. Andrade "Cien" Almas capturing the title from Drew McIntyre. Andrade "Cien" Almas, I'm not proud of his victory but he is now the 12th man ever in NXT to hold the championship.

Now, we come to what everyone have been waiting for, HOUSTON WE HAVE A WAR GAME! This is prehistoric right here. Rest In Peace to the late, great Dusty Rhodes who created the first War Game.

Let's see what we got here. We have nine competitors, three teams, two referees, two rings and one cage create "WAR GAMES!!!"

MATCH #05 "WAR GAMES"
First team coming out Sanity followed by The Undisputed Era. Up next coming out to the arena being lead by Paul Ellering The Authors of Pain with Roderick Strong. Some of y'all wrestling fans out there probably don't even know, Paul Ellering was also part of the original war games.

Right now we have in the ring Eric Young, Adam Cole and Roderick Strong to begin THE WAR... But the battle isn't official until all nine competitors are inside the cage. We have 00:10 seconds left before the first shark tank is opened. Look like Adam Cole will be having back up inside the cage, entering The Undisputed Era.

There about to do it again. Someone else being released from the second shark tank. OMG its The Authors of Pain. Paul Ellering's boys, you don't want to mess with them. Just one more group left in the last shark tank and they're just as bad as the Authors of Pain. They have to be bad, everyone remember when they dethroned the Authors of Pain from their tag team titles. War games look like a perfect place for revenge.

Here it is, its about to be on. The final group being released from the last shark tank is Sanity. Everyone is all here. All 09 competitors locked inside a dual steel cage. Where anything goes. Houston it's time for WAR GAMES!!!

I see a cage filled of trash cans, tables, chains, lots of blood. It may sound like I'm watching your typical hardcore match. But, with war games it's more than just a hardcore match. You actually have to defeat the enemy. Everything takes place inside the ring. For instance no competitor can not escape the cage. If an competitor try to make an attempt at escape they forfeit the match for themselves and their team. You must fight it out inside the dual squared-cage until a pinfall or submission. War games is based on survival.

WOW, FUCKIN' A' ADAM COLE BAY-BEE WOOOOOOO THE UNDISPUTED ERA HAS BEGUN ADAM COLE BAY-BEEE
Adam Cole scoring the final pin on Eric Young

I had a wonderful evening watching NXT Takeover: Houston WAR GAMES! But, the party isn't over in Houston. The party continue tomorrow, WWE Survivor Series with a special start time @ 7pm. I'll see everyone there. Looking forward to Survivor Series "TEAM BLUE!" WOOOOOOO

WWE Next Pay Per View:
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17TH WWE PRESENTS CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2017 Issue #01 "Bound For Glory 2017 Pay Per View!"

Coming to you live from the Aberdeen Pavillion, Ottawa, Canada.... it's BOUND FOR GLORY

MATCH #01 "SIX WAY/X-DIVISION TITLE MATCH"
Trevor Lee defeat Matt Sydal, Garza Jr, Petey Williams, Sonjay Dutt and Dezmond Xavier
Trevor Lee tossed out Petey Williams from the ring to steal the victory. Trevor Lee pinning Dezmond Xavier and retaining the X-Division Championship.

MATCH #02
Taiji Ishimori defeat Tyson Dux

Alberto El Patron making his return to Impact with a bogus promo talking like a disgruntle employee of GFW, blah blah blah blah. The only interesting part of this promo was his interest in JB, Jeremy Borash. It seems, El Patron took offense to Jeremy Borash not being there for him for the last 03 months. Quite frankly I never knew El Patron and Borash were so close, lol crappy ass writing.

MATCH #03 "MONSTER'S BALL MATCH"
Abyss defeat Grado
Laurel Van Ness getting inside the ring, seeking her revenge on Grado. She haven't forgotten what Grado have done to her. The lights suddenly go out, then Rosemary appear steering face to face with Laurel Van Ness. Rosemary and Abyss having a brief reunion. Rosemary with the green mist to Laurel Van Ness. Abyss followed up with a chokeslam on Rosemary through the barbed wired tables. 

MATCH #04 "TEAM IMPACT VS TEAM TRIPLE A"
EC3, Eddie Edwards & James Storm defeat El Hijo Del Fantasma, Pagano and Texano
Eddie Edwards seeking medical attention during the match.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/5150 STREET FIGHT"
O.V.E. defeat L.A.X.
O.V.E, regaining their tag team championships thanks to the help of Ohio native, Sammie Callahan.

MATCH #06 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Gail Kim defeat Sienna and Allie
Gail Kim gained her final championship off of Bound For Glory, tonight. Tonight was the last match of Gail Kim's career.

MATCH #07 "WRESTLING VS MMA 06 SIDES OF STEEL MATCH"
Bobby Lashley & King Mo defeat Moose & Stephen Bonnar

MATCH #08 "GFW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Eli Drake VS. Johnny Impact
The match was called due to interference by the return of Alberto El Patron making a statement tonight. Alberto El Patron ruining the match with the attacks on Johnny Impact and Eli Drake. Alberto El Patron wants his championship back!

Monday, October 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #02 "WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV!"

TLC KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: RENEE YOUNG, PETER ROSENBERG & DAVID OTUNGA

TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS PAY PER VIEW BOUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MN

KICK OFF SHOW:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALICIA FOXX
This match is a slap in the boss's face. Sasha Banks wrestling this evening on the Kick off show. How many of y'all out there feeling this, bullshit that's going on right now in the ring. Alicia Foxx standing her ground in this match but it didn't quite pay off. The victory goes to Sasha Banks. 03 N 00, THE BOSS DOESN'T DO KICK OFF SHOWS. "C+"

We starting off early with her. She's here! She's here! She's here! The 523 day reigning NXT Women's Champion, ASUKAAAAAA

MATCH #01
ASUKA DEFEAT EMMA
Emma held her own like she said, she'll do in this match. Asuka just came prepared. Emma tapped out to the Asuka lock. "B-"

Lmao, I would just like to thank Jason Jordan with his sketch of raining produce at Elias's expense, lol. It doesn't look like anyone from Minneapolis will be walking with Elias, lol.

We're getting ready for some Cruiserweight action. Cruiserweight action need to be on more Raw pay per views.

MATCH #02
CEDRIC ALEXANDER & RICH SWANN DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & JACK GALLAGHER  "B"

This is an awesome match, I would love to see Mickie James leave Minneapolis tonight carrying the championship with the God number.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Alexa Bliss being a little embarrassed in the early opening of the match. Alexa Bliss releasing her anger, lol. Mickie James bought out her "A" game. Alexa throwing a fit. She tried everything and haven't been able to pin Mickie James. Mickie James misses from the top rope with the kick. It was only a partial kick. Alexa Bliss with a DDT taking down Mickie James. Those weren't the results I was looking for, congratulations to Mickie James, anyway. Great job, great job.  "A-"

Elias, coming back out here. He must want some more produce tossed at him, lol.

Enzo having laryngitis but yet he's still talking, smh

MATCH #04 "Cruiserweight Championship"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO
More wrestling and less fooling and around. Enzo spending his time mocking the champion. Enzo with a thumb to Kalisto's eye while the referee back was turned. Enzo Amore capturing the Cruiserweight Championship and becoming the 02 time Cruiserweight champion.  "C-"

This is a crazy match. I guess, I should thank Bray Wyatt for getting sick, lol. Nuh, I ain't going to do that. No matter, how much I hate someone I would never be grateful if bodily harm came to them. Get well soon, Bray Wyatt!
MATCH #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This match was originally suppose to be The Demon vs Sister Abigail. Due to some surprising circumstance, it became The Demon vs The Phenomenal One. You have 02 great competitors from 02 different brands who have never met inside the same ring before. Tonight is the first night, these 02 will face off inside a WWE ring. Aj Styles being loaned to Raw for the night as per Daniel Bryan. Aj Styles with his mind set on this match coming from South America, this weekend. I'm unbias in this match. I have alot of love and respect for both opponents. I will say, this though. I hope SmackDown wins.   "A"

Elias, coming back out in the ring with a song for Jason Jordan.

MATCH #06
JASON JORDAN DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias seeking some payback. He didn't find Jason Jordan's produce jokes to be funny, earlier. Jason Jordan such a small man when you compare him to Elias. Elias tossing Jason across the apron. Jason is hurt. Injury and all, Jason Jordan picking up a victory here tonight.  "B"

I would like to say, get well soon to Roman Reigns, another wrestler who is unavailable to wrestle in tonight's match due to a virus going around. Who would of ever thought after eleven years away from the ring. We'll ever see, Kurt Angle step back into it. It was seventeen years ago today, Kurt Angle defeated The Rock for the WWE Championship. Is there fire still left in the Olympic gold medalist? We'll find out in a few moments.

MATCH #07 "Tables, Ladders & Chairs 05 on 03 Handicap Match"
DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT THE MIZ, SHEAMUS, CESARO, KANE & BRAUN STROWMAN
Kurt Angle and The Shield early domination.
Kurt Angle with the German suplex, wooooo how long it's been since we've seen one of those. Suplex on The Miz, Suplex on Sheamus, Suplex on Cesaro. Oh yeah, Kurt Angle is all fired up. Kurt Angle ankle lock on Kane. The Miz pulling Kane out the ring. Braun Strowman slamming Kurt Angle through a table. Kurt Angle might be out. Medical alert team taking Kurt Angle to the back. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins might be in trouble the remainder of the match. Miz and company have the advantage. Kane hit Braun Strowman accidentally. Braun Strowman pushing down, Kane onto the apron. These 02 were about to get into it. The Miz playing mediator among the monsters, lol. Dean Ambrose being thrown through a table by Cesaro. The Miz having a garbage truck backed up into the arena. Miz and Co. throwing The Shield into the garbage truck. The Shield not letting themselves get embarrassed. The Shield still have fight in them, off of the garbage truck. Kane chokeslammed Braun Strowman through the stage. Kane ripping the chairs from the ceiling burying Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman manage to climb out. Strowman going after Kane. The Miz, Sheamus & Cesaro trying to reason with Strowman. Strowman doesn't want to hear it. The Miz, Sheamus, Cesaro and Kane turned on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being tossed in the back of a garbage truck and hauled out the arena. Kurt Angle is back with a vengeance. Kurt Angle taking out Sheamus through a table with a Angle slam, Cesaro through a table with a Angle slam. The Shield taking out Kane through the barricades.
The Miz and Kurt Angle alone in the ring. The Shield surrounding the ring. The Miz tried to place the skull crushing finale on Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle manage to lift up his shoulder by the third count. The Shield with a triple power bomb onto The Miz. Kurt Angle goes for the pin to score the victory. The Shield with another, "Triple Power Bomb" onto The Miz, before exiting this match, lmao. Leaving The Miz with something to remember, lol. The Shield plus Kurt Angle winning a match that everyone probably thought they weren't going to make it out of alive. The odds were definitely against them
  "A+"

UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS  ????

ROADBLOCK  ????

ROYAL RUMBLE JANUARY 28, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 "WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV!"

TLC KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: RENEE YOUNG, PETER ROSENBERG & DAVID OTUNGA

TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS PAY PER VIEW BOUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MN

KICK OFF SHOW:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALICIA FOXX
This match is a slap in the boss's face. Sasha Banks wrestling this evening on the Kick off show. How many of y'all out there feeling this, bullshit that's going on right now in the ring. Alicia Foxx standing her ground in this match but it didn't quite pay off. The victory goes to Sasha Banks. 03 N 00, THE BOSS DOESN'T DO KICK OFF SHOWS. "C+"

We starting off early with her. She's here! She's here! She's here! The 523 day reigning NXT Women's Champion, ASUKAAAAAA

MATCH #01
ASUKA DEFEAT EMMA
Emma held her own like she said, she'll do in this match. Asuka just came prepared. Emma tapped out to the Asuka lock. "B-"

Lmao, I would just like to thank Jason Jordan with his sketch of raining produce at Elias's expense, lol. It doesn't look like anyone from Minneapolis will be walking with Elias, lol.

We're getting ready for some Cruiserweight action. Cruiserweight action need to be on more Raw pay per views.

MATCH #02
CEDRIC ALEXANDER & RICH SWANN DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & JACK GALLAGHER  "B"

This is an awesome match, I would love to see Mickie James leave Minneapolis tonight carrying the championship with the God number.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Alexa Bliss being a little embarrassed in the early opening of the match. Alexa Bliss releasing her anger, lol. Mickie James bought out her "A" game. Alexa throwing a fit. She tried everything and haven't been able to pin Mickie James. Mickie James misses from the top rope with the kick. It was only a partial kick. Alexa Bliss with a DDT taking down Mickie James. Those weren't the results I was looking for, congratulations to Mickie James, anyway. Great job, great job.  "A-"

Elias, coming back out here. He must want some more produce tossed at him, lol.

Enzo having laryngitis but yet he's still talking, smh

MATCH #04 "Cruiserweight Championship"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO
More wrestling and less fooling and around. Enzo spending his time mocking the champion. Enzo with a thumb to Kalisto's eye while the referee back was turned. Enzo Amore capturing the Cruiserweight Championship and becoming the 02 time Cruiserweight champion.  "C-"

This is a crazy match. I guess, I should thank Bray Wyatt for getting sick, lol. Nuh, I ain't going to do that. No matter, how much I hate someone I would never be grateful if bodily harm came to them. Get well soon, Bray Wyatt!
MATCH #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This match was originally suppose to be The Demon vs Sister Abigail. Due to some surprising circumstance, it became The Demon vs The Phenomenal One. You have 02 great competitors from 02 different brands who have never met inside the same ring before. Tonight is the first night, these 02 will face off inside a WWE ring. Aj Styles being loaned to Raw for the night as per Daniel Bryan. Aj Styles with his mind set on this match coming from South America, this weekend. I'm unbias in this match. I have alot of love and respect for both opponents. I will say, this though. I hope SmackDown wins.   "A"

Elias, coming back out in the ring with a song for Jason Jordan.

MATCH #06
JASON JORDAN DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias seeking some payback. He didn't find Jason Jordan's produce jokes to be funny, earlier. Jason Jordan such a small man when you compare him to Elias. Elias tossing Jason across the apron. Jason is hurt. Injury and all, Jason Jordan picking up a victory here tonight.  "B"

I would like to say, get well soon to Roman Reigns, another wrestler who is unavailable to wrestle in tonight's match due to a virus going around. Who would of ever thought after eleven years away from the ring. We'll ever see, Kurt Angle step back into it. It was seventeen years ago today, Kurt Angle defeated The Rock for the WWE Championship. Is there fire still left in the Olympic gold medalist? We'll find out in a few moments.

MATCH #07 "Tables, Ladders & Chairs 05 on 03 Handicap Match"
DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT THE MIZ, SHEAMUS, CESARO, KANE & BRAUN STROWMAN
Kurt Angle and The Shield early domination.
Kurt Angle with the German suplex, wooooo how long it's been since we've seen one of those. Suplex on The Miz, Suplex on Sheamus, Suplex on Cesaro. Oh yeah, Kurt Angle is all fired up. Kurt Angle ankle lock on Kane. The Miz pulling Kane out the ring. Braun Strowman slamming Kurt Angle through a table. Kurt Angle might be out. Medical alert team taking Kurt Angle to the back. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins might be in trouble the remainder of the match. Miz and company have the advantage. Kane hit Braun Strowman accidentally. Braun Strowman pushing down, Kane onto the apron. These 02 were about to get into it. The Miz playing mediator among the monsters, lol. Dean Ambrose being thrown through a table by Cesaro. The Miz having a garbage truck backed up into the arena. Miz and Co. throwing The Shield into the garbage truck. The Shield not letting themselves get embarrassed. The Shield still have fight in them, off of the garbage truck. Kane chokeslammed Braun Strowman through the stage. Kane ripping the chairs from the ceiling burying Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman manage to climb out. Strowman going after Kane. The Miz, Sheamus & Cesaro trying to reason with Strowman. Strowman doesn't want to hear it. The Miz, Sheamus, Cesaro and Kane turned on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being tossed in the back of a garbage truck and hauled out the arena. Kurt Angle is back with a vengeance. Kurt Angle taking out Sheamus through a table with a Angle slam, Cesaro through a table with a Angle slam. The Shield taking out Kane. The Miz and Kurt Angle alone in the ring. The Miz tried to place the skull crushing finale on Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle manage to lift up his shoulder by the third count. Dean Ambrose with the dirty deeds on The Miz. Kurt Angle goes for pin to score the victory. The Shield with the cutegra, "Triple Power Bomb" on The Miz, lmao. The Shield plus Kurt Angle winning a match that everyone probably thought they weren't going to make it out of alive. The odds were definitely against them
  "A+"

UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS  ????

ROADBLOCK  ????

ROYAL RUMBLE JANUARY 28, 2018

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #01 "HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW"

KICK OFF SHOW; Hosted By Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg & David Otunga:
SmackDown Live Pay Per View, coming to you live tonight from one of the BADDest cities in the U.S., Detroit! I still haven't seen the movie yet. Anyway I'm going to see tonight's pay per view, "HELL IN A CELL!"

Tye Dillinger have something to say to Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan making tonight's United States Championship match a triple threat match involving Tye Dillinger. This may give Aj Styles less of a chance holding onto his title. However, I believe Baron Corbin may have less of a chance now. Considering, Corbin's hatred towards Dillinger his focus will be distorted.

The Hype Bros coming out getting ready for their match followed by Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin. I'm not routing for the Hype Bros but they need this win. There going nowhere these days.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE HYPE BROS
The team just couldn't pull it off, again. The Hype Bros, only falling further and further on the tag team ladder.  "B-"

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:
Starting it off already with our first Hell In A Cell Match, The New Day Vs The Usos.
MATCH #01 "Tag Team Championship"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Big E & Xavier Woods in this match, Kofi Kingston outside the cage.
God, how many kendu sticks are under the ring, smh. The New Day came prepared. The Usos, now redefining brutality. Xavier Woods handcuffed to the corner of the ring post and being brutally whipped with the kendu sticks. Big E, all alone in the ring. Xavier Woods manage to get himself unhinged from the corner ring post but still handcuffed.
Kofi Kingston forced to watch this from the outside of the cage. I didn't see this coming. I was not expecting a title change. The Usos dominated this match leading them to become the 05X Tag Team Champions. "B-"

MATCH #02
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev looking for some type of retribution tonight against the legend killer. This would be a good boost in the Bulgarian brute's career to take down Randy Orton. The match is going great so far. I wouldn't do that, you know toying with Randy Orton. Randy Orton escape from the accolade. Rusev caught up to Orton with a dropkick. Randy Orton escaping another accolade attempt and planting Rusev with an RKO. I guess Rusev still have some more work to do if he wants to conquer Randy Orton's jungle. "A"

Last minute installment to this match of Tye Dillinger. We heard earlier it is now, a triple threat/ United States Championship match. I agree with Corey Graves, Baron Corbin have a right to be upset about Tye Dillinger crying and complaining to Daniel Bryan about being in this match. You can't feel for Corbin though. The guy is a loner and a bully.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES & TYE DILLINGER
So far its all Baron Corbin in this match. I wonder if Dillinger wishes he watched this match from the locker room now. Aj Styles starting to feel some momentum. Aj Styles finally taking down Baron Corbin. Now, Tye Dillinger is back in the ring. One on one, Styles and Dillinger. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Tye Dillinger. Dillinger came this close to tapping out. Baron Corbin only thinking about himself, pulls Dillinger out of the ring. Styles with a slingshot over the apron taking out Corbin and Dillinger. All three men, back in the ring. Baron Corbin blasting Aj Styles out of the ring. Baron Corbin pinning Tye Dillinger. Triple threat rules, a champion doesn't have to be pinned in a triple threat match. Baron Corbin is now the new, United States Champion his first WWE Championship. He finally earned something. "B"

Just another case of The Harts Verses The Flairs. When will this ish end, lol.

MATCH #04 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA BY DISQUALIFICATION
Second sharpshooter, Charlotte feeling the pain in the left knee. Charlotte with a moonslaught taking out Natalya. Charlotte landing on her injured knee. Natalya taking a steel chair to Charlotte's injured knee with repeated shots. Natalya getting herself purposely disqualified. "C"

Okay, Nakamura this is your second chance don't let me down. I tell you if Nakamura wins tonight. I'm going out drinking until the sun comes up. It's Columbus Day, tomorrow too. NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
The Singhs making there presence, the referee having them removed from the arena. Nakamura had Mahal down for the 03 count during that brief distraction. Jinder Mahal manage to grab the ring rope to break the count. Jinder Mahal taking his championship and getting out of there. Nakamura in high pursuit and bringing Mahal back to the ring. Nakamura misses with the high kick, hitting his lower knee into the ring post. Jinder Mahal seizing the moment and capitalizing on another victory. I guess I won't  be going out drinking tonight.  :-(    "C-"

We're getting ready for Bobby Roode first WWE in ring pay per view....
Dolph Ziggler, backing it up he's cutting out his entrance music. "NO ENTRANCE MUSIC FOR ZIGGLER"

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
When was the last time we seen Dolph Ziggler inside a WWE ring. It's good to see him out here again. Bobby Roode is fading. Ziggler have him in a sleeper. Ziggler almost had him with a DDT. Another sleeper by Ziggler. A Ziggler famouser, Ziggler trying all the tricks on Bobby Roode. Bobby Roode with a spine buster. A series of pinfall attempts between Ziggler and Roode. Roode beating Ziggler at his own game with the tights.  "A"

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Brilliant strategy by Shane with the early attack on Owens. Shane getting himself an upperhand. Shane have Kevin Owens wrapped in the triangle. Desperation on Kevin Owens with a powerbomb on Shane across the steel steps. Kevin Owens keep repeating, "Why you making me do this?" Kevin Owens with the table. Shane putting Owens through that table. Shane with a coast to coast dropkick into the trash can on Kevin Owens. Shane trying to leave the cell. The referee's won't open up the cell. Shane using a bolt cutter to open up the cell. The 02 are now fighting outside of the cell. Falls count anywhere. Kevin Owens have Shane McMahon layed out across the commentary table. Kevin Owens not thinking clearly. Does this man ever think clearly, lol. Kevin Owens climbing a 20 foot cage. It turns out Kevin Owens may have some smarts afterwall. He didn't do whatever it is, he was thinking. Now, Shane McMahon is climbing up alongside this 20 foot cell. We have 02 men at the top of the steel cage going blow for blow. Who knows what can happen? Why do I have a feeling this cage is scheduled to collapse. Can you imagine falling down off of a 20 foot steel cage. It look like Kevin Owens is getting off of there. Kevin Owens starting to climb down. Shane won't let him go anywhere. The 02 continuing to fight on their way down. Kevin Owens falling off of the cage right into the announce table. Kevin Owens looks lifeless. The match isn't over. Shane want to continue to do more damage. Shane McMahon laying Kevin Owens across the announce table. Shane McMahon climbing back up to the top of the steel cage. Shane taking a dive off of the 20 foot cage but Sami Zayn saving Kevin Owens pulling him away at the last second. Then, dragging Kevin Owens body to be placed over Shane for the victory.  "F"

NEXT WWE PPV EVENT:
RAW'S TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OCTOBER 22ND

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE'S SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

Monday, September 25, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2017 Issue #01 "No Mercy Pay Per View"

KICK OFF SHOW:
HOSTED BY: RENEE YOUNG, JERRY LAWLER, SAM ROBERTS AND DAVID OTUNGA
Raw General Manager, Kurt Angle joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. Look who else have something to say and can never shut up. The Miz, joining the Kick Off Show Commentary Table. The Miz telling Kurt Angle its about time you start paying more attention to me.

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
Elias, blessing the Staples Center's crowd with his god awful voice, lol. There have never been a time that I was so happy to see the Titus Brand. Apollo Crews coming out here to shut Elias up, lol.

ELIAS DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
Why am I not surprised? Everyone wants to walk with Elias except me.

NO MERCY BEGINS:
No what will make this match awesome if Jason Jordan takes that title off of The Miz. The Miz dedicating this match to his unborn child. The Miz have L.A., home team advantage from the fans. Jason Jordan taking down the Miztourage. Jason Jordan locked in the crossface on The Miz. The Miz wouldn't tap out. Jason Jordan have The Miz down for the count. The Miz kicked out. The Miz with the skull crushing finale planted onto Jason Jordan.
MATCH #01 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE MIZ DEFEAT JASON JORDAN

This match is a waste of time. Do you really need to see this again. Bray Wyatt is such a loser. He suckered Finn Balor into this match. Bray Wyatt is just embarrassed because he got defeated by a fictional character. Bray Wyatt want Finn Balor to face him as a man. Whether it's man or demon, Finn Balor will still kick Bray Wyatt's ass. Cheap shot by Bray Wyatt before the bell rang. Bray Wyatt continuing with the mind games. Finn Balor being taking to the back for X-rays and observations. Finn Balor making his way back to the ring holding his ribs. As you can see the ribs are still bothering Finn. Finn Balor surviving in this match on pure adrenaline. Bray Wyatt with a euronaghi planted on Finn Balor. Balor kicked out. Finn Balor having trouble getting to the top rope. Constant grabbing of the ribs. Bray Wyatt with a slaughterous chop to Finn Balor. Finn Balor with the cudagra right through Bray Wyatt.

MATCH #02 "MAN VS MAN"
FINN BALOR DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
Was I lying.

Rollins finally in this match. Ambrose took a lot of abuse from Cesaro. LMAO, Cesaro may have lost a tooth or two, lol. Cesaro being checked out at ring side. Rollins was nowhere around, Ambrose almost tapped out to the crossface that Cesaro had locked in. Rollins is out of action. Sheamus and Cesaro are trying everything in their power to defeat Rollins and Ambrose, they haven't done it yet. Dean Ambrose with a lucky dirty deeds on Sheamus, gaining the victory.

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS & DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SHEAMUS & CESARO

This next match going to be crazy. 05 WWE Raw divas going hard for the women's championship in a fatal five way match. Where the champion doesn't even have to be pinned. Talk about ultimate back stabbing for the champion, lol. There's no homegirls in this match. This isn't the time to be friends. This is a time to be CHAMPION! Totally awesome, Nia Jax with the double somoan drop on Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss. Triple alliance taking Nia Jax over the apron. Nia Jax, back on the apron. Emma and Bayley taking Nia Jax down. Nia Jax landing on the back of her neck. Nia Jax, back inside the ring. Alexa Bliss sidestepping Nia Jax into the ring post. Alexa Bliss getting the victory pinfall on Bayley.

MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP/FATAL 5 WAY"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY, EMMA, NIA JAX, SASHA BANKS
There would be a time where I throw dirt on Alexa Bliss's name after a match but not tonight. I'm going to give Alexa Bliss her due. It isn't easy to take on four women with your title on the line. She manage to pull off the upset. I'll give it to Alexa.

It's about time John Cena found someone as good as him. Someone who can shut him up because John Cena more than just suck. "JOHN CENA'S A BITCH!" Roman Reigns, I never supported you with this whole yard concept but you need to show John Cena tonight, who's yard this really is. Cena stop it with the mind games and get your coward ass back in the ring. Get up Mr 16X's, lol. Reigns don't let me down. Don't let this match be Cena's 99th win. Yes, superman punch. SPEAR! NO AA, YES ROMAN YOU KICKED OUT, WOOOOOO. Cena rearranging the spanish announce table. Instead, Roman Reigns speared Cena through the tables, WOOOOOO FUCKIN' AWESOME! Cena with a look of disbelief. Roman Reigns kicked out of 02 AA's. Yes, Yes, Roman Reigns that's my guy. Yes, Superman punch followed by a spear, wooooooooo, ROMAN REIGNS TOOK DOWN JOHN CENA, YES, YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
that's right Roman this is your YARD, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JOHN CENA

The Miz going into Kurt Angle's office running something by Kurt for tomorrow's Monday Night Raw. The Miz plans to have Roman Reigns as his guest on MizTv. Kurt Angle agrees with The Miz's idea and offer to have MizTv as the opener for Monday Night Raw.

I can't believe I'm going to route for this competitor but I must admit as annoying as Enzo Amore happen to be. In the past couple of weeks, he have shifted the course of 205 Live. Something that 205 Live needed. I consider this like a comedy match. You must admit it would be hilarious if Enzo Amore walked out of the Staples Center as the Cruiserweight Champion.

MATCH #06 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT NEVILLE
LMAO, OMG I told you this was a joke. Lol, oh man Enzo Amore the new Cruiserweight Champion. Brilliant Enzo, waiting till the referee back was turned and go in with a low blow on Neville, CLMAO.

Broc Lesnar with the delivery of six German suplexes but still haven't been able to put away Braun Strowman.
Broc Lesnar, finally executed an F-5 to get his pin on Strowman.
MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN

NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEWS:
SUNDAY, OCT. 08TH SMACKDOWN LIVE'S "HELL IN A CELL"

ASUKA, MAKING HER DEBUT, SUNDAY,  OCTOBER 22ND @ "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

SUNDAY, OCT. 22ND RAW'S "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"