Sunday, June 17, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2018 Issue #04 "Money In The Bank Pay Per View"

MONEY IN THE BANK KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted By: Renee Young, Peter Rosenburg, Sam Roberts and Booker T

"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, TODAY!"

MITB Kick Off Show Match: "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROTHERS DEFEAT KARL ANDERSON & LUKE GALLOWS

Money In The Bank Pay  Per View:

MATCH #01
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT BIG CASS by submission.
Daniel Bryan made Big Cass tap out. Daniel Bryan attacking the left knee of Big Cass. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Bobby Lashley looking for retribution tonight on Sami Zayn.

MATCH #02
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
Sami Zayn taking over on Lashley, staying a step above. Sami Zayn feeling it now. Bobby Lashley starking Sami Zayn. Bobby Lashley with the torture of the vertigo on Sami Zayn.

WWE clearing out the reject matches first, before we get to the real.

Oh great look, I'm so happy to see this guy, "the Bob Dylan" of the  WWE.

Seth Rollins, totally awesome. I just love it the way his music bang against my speakers.... "BURN IT DOWWWNNNN!!!!!"

MATCH #03 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias came this close to becoming the new Intercontinental Champion for his first time. Seth Rollins with desperate tactics grabbing onto the tights of Elias. Seth Rollins manage to gain a victory and still leave Chicago, tonight as the remaining Intercontinental Champion.

MATCH #04 "WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
SASHA BANKS, BECKY LYNCH, EMBER MOON, LANA, NATALYA, NAOMI, ALEXA BLISS, CHARLOTTE.
Ember Moon doing an excellent job her first Women's MITB. There's a reason why, she's called the War Goddess. Sasha Banks with the ladder, where she's greeted by Charlotte. Alexa Bliss telling Lana, "She doesn't care what day it is?" Lana with the accolade placed on Alexa Bliss. Naomi had it, her hands were on the briefcase. Becky Lynch at the top of the ladder, being launched off by Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss going up the ladder and obtaining the briefcase. Alexa Bliss, the New Miss Money In The Bank.

Sanil Singh wheeling himself into the arena after what Roman Reigns put him through last week on Raw.
I'm behind Roman Reigns, I don't give a shit about Jinder Mahal.

MATCH #05
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT, Sanil Singh flying out of the wheelchair and pushing Roman Reigns face first into the ring post. This match just turned around. Shut the FUCK UP, Corey Graves. He over here looking at it as some type of miracle. Our modern day Maharaja is getting frustrated. Jinder Mahal still not showing enough gas in the tank to take down Roman Reigns. Sanil Singh again out of the wheelchair. Roman Reigns had enough, laying out Sanil Singh with a superman punch followed by a spear.

This is another match I'm looking forward to. I'm tired of "MELLA IS A MONEY!" It's time for "MELLA TO BECOME BANKRUPT!" 👎👎👎👎

MATCH #06 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CARMELLA DEFEAT ASUKA
This match is a waste of time. At least its nice to know there's someone out there enjoying it. Fuck You, Graves. What is this bullshit now? It look like someone wants to play dress up. The return of James Ellesworth disguised as Asuka.

Shinsuke Nakamara coming to the ring. You want to talk about someone who's been a thorn in their ass. You cannot get no one like Shinsuke Nakamara. For the past, couple of weeks Shinsuke Nakamara have driven Aj Styles to the asylum. Aj Styles looking to gain his sanity back and walk out of Chicago at the same time as the remaining WWE Champion.

MATCH #07        "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMARA
                          "LAST MAN STANDING MATCH"
Nakamara getting frustrated, he's willing to do anything to put Aj Styles to sleep. Nakamara setting up the commentary table. Nakamara with King Shasaw across the table. Both competitors are down. The referee begin to count. Aj Styles is back up before the count of nine. Nakamara with another table setting it up inside the middle of the ring. Nakamara have been focusing on the rib cage era of Aj Styles throughout this match. Aj Styles through the table. Aj Styles laying across the top of the exposed turnbuckle. Here comes Nakamara! Aj Styles manages to move. Nakamura's knee into the exposed turnbuckle. Aj Style placing the crabcrusher on Nakamura's injured knee. Nakamara with a low blow to Aj Styles, perfectly legal in this match. The referee begin to count. Aj Styles is back up. Nakamara with another King Shasaw, the referee counts again. Aj Styles is back up. Aj Styles with the Styles Clash on Shinsuke Nakamara, the referee counts. Nakamara makes the count almost at 10. Aj Styles with the Styles Finisher off the top rope taking out Shinsuke Nakamara. Both men are down, the referee is counting. Aj Styles manages to beat the count before Shinsuke Nakamara. Aj Styles remains here tonight, as the WWE World Champion and leaves Chicago with it.

Let's find out how ready is Ronda Rousey tonight.

MATCH #08 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
NIA JAX VS RONDA ROUSEY (DISQUALIFIED)
Nia Jax starting it off with her power. Ronda, there's no glass octagons around here. Ronda Rousey right away locking it in with the armbar. Nia Jax countering Ronda's armbar. Nia Jax with a huge power bomb onto Ronda Rousey. Nia Jax just rag dolling Ronda Rousey. Nia Jax taking her time during this match. Nia Jax with a somoan drop, referee going for the pin. Ronda Rousey manage to escape. Ronda Rousey going to the top rope, changing up the game. It look like Ronda Rousey have gained some momentum. Ronda Rousey breaking out her skills of Judo.
Alexa Bliss coming out. Alexa Bliss, Raw's new 2018 MITB winner tonight. Alexa Bliss coming out attacking Ronda Rousey and Nia Jax. Alexa Bliss making sure that Ronda Rousey was out of the equation. Alexa Bliss cashing in her MITB briefcase. Alexa Bliss picking the perfect time, knowing that Nia Jax injured her arm during the match.

MATCH #09
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT NIA JAX to become the 05X Champion

MATCH #10 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK"
SOMOA JOE, FINN BALOR, RUSEV, KEVIN OWENS, BOBBY ROODE, THE MIZ, BRAUN STROWMAN, KOFI KINGSTON
The New Day still haven't chosen which one of them will be participating in the MITB. They chose Kofi Kingston, big deal. So what exactly does that mean, Kofi Kingston will become a 07X loser in MITB, lol.
Everyone is busy burying Braun Strowman in a bunch of ladders. The Miz all alone in the ring is going for the briefcase. Somoa Joe in pursuit to the ring, knocking The Miz off the ladder. Kevin Owens with 02 ladders inside the ring. Kevin Owens laying out Finn Balor across the announce table. Braun Strowman have risen from the rubble. The guys are back to their team work. Everyone needs to help eliminate Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman tossing Kevin Owens from a 15 foot ladder. Kevin Owens haven't been heard from during the remainder of the match. Rusev with a double accolade on both, Bobby Roode and Kofi Kingston. Rusev, now with a triple accolade on Bobby Roode, Kofi Kingston and The Miz. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Rusev, Braun Strowman, Kofi Kingston and Finn Balor, the last 03 competitors on the ladder. Braun Strowman tossed them both down.
ROARRRRR!!!!!, BRAUN STROWMAN HAVE BECOME, THE MONSTER IN THE BANK!!!

It's only now, a limited amount of time before he goes face to face with Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship.

Next WWE Events....
WWE Live "Summerslam Heatwave Tour" @ MSG Saturday July 07th
WWE Extreme Rules, Sunday July 15th
NXT Takeover Brooklyn, Saturday August 18th
WWE Summerslam, Sunday August 19th
WWE Monday Night Raw, Monday August 20th
WWE Smack Down Live, Tuesday August 21st

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2018 Issue #03 "NXT Takeover Chicago!"

KICK OFF SHOW: Hosted by Charly Caruso, Sam Roberts and Pat McAfee

NXT Pre-show currently going down right now. I'm all psyched to see tonight. I wanted to come out my crib, tonight for NXT Takeover Chicago screening. I'll stay home tomorrow night for Money In The Bank. The best thing about a Saturday night like tonight. You get to wildout over hardcore wrestling and chronic smoke,  OH-YEAHH!!!

Tonight, Pain takes over Chicago

NXT TAKEOVER CHICAGO:
On Commentary: Nigeal McGuinness, Vic Joseph and Percy Watson

Why isn't, Adam Cole defending his precious North American Championship, tonight. It's hard to believe, Adam Cole not on the Takeover Chicago card.

MATCH #01 "NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
UNDISPUTED ERA DEFEAT ONEY LARCEN & DANNY BIRCH
Adam Cole being sent to the back. This is why I love NXT more non-stop action than the main roster. The yellow team doing awesome so far.

Kairi Sane is a fan, tonight. Why is she sitting in the audience? I wouldn't mine seeing, Kairi Sane takeover Chicago.

This match coming up, this is the match that I wanted to kick off Takeover Chicago. Looking forward between the 02 of Velveteen Dream and Ricochet. I understand, Ricochet is fairly new to NXT. However in Ricochet's short time, he have done so much to impress me and others. Velveteen Dream on the otherhand, its been all star action from the moment he arrived. In a match like such, you can not pick a best competitor. This is what makes NXT special,  you can not just love one superstar. Everyone aboard the yellow team have something totally awesome you'll love about them.

MATCH #02
RICOCHET DEFEAT VELVETEEN DREAM
That was a crazy match, I couldn't call it. Dope results for my man, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, RICOCHET, WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

There we have, the psycho killa Tomasso Ciampa sitting out in the back, awaiting his dooms day in a couple of hours, lol.

I kind of love the mess that Shayna Baszler gotten herself into. She's nothing but a BITCH wrestler. I'm down with my Sanity girl, Nikki Cross to finally put Ms Baszler in her place.

MATCH #03 "NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT NIKKI CROSS
You have to give it to Nikki Cross, tonight 👏👏👏 👏 She held this match down. Shayna Baszler can not front, Nikki Cross worked her. That was bullshit about Nikki tapping out. My girl don't do tap outs. Apparently, having a bully as the NXT Women's Champion is more money than if a nutt held the championship.

We've come now to our first main event of the night for the NXT World Championship. Aleister Black, the NXT Champion facing Lars Sullivan.

MATCH #04 "NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT LARS SULLIVAN

Here we finally come to the main event, Tomasso Ciampa Vs Johnny Gargano in a street fight. It was 382 days ago at last year's NXT Takeover Chicago.
This feud began over the loss to the Authors of Pain. Which didn't sit well with Tomasso Ciampa. Ciampa taken matters into his own hands. Which lead to the destruction of DIY and the friendship with Johnny Gargano.

MATCH #05 "STREET FIGHT MATCH"
TOMASSO CIAMPA DEFEAT JOHNNY GARGANO
Already they're getting it on. This is starting to look more like a falls count anywhere match than a street fight. OMG, they took out Nigeal! Where's Joseph? I need not to ask for Watson, he's black. I know he bolted from the commentary section, lol. No one going to stick around for a flying humanbeing to come landing on top of them.
What the FUCK is he doing? It look like Tomasso Ciampa have been doing alot of digging from underneath the ring. WHY ARE HANDCUFFS, UNDER THERE? SMH Did you ever think that handcuffs were odd weapons to be stored underneath a ring. Just look, what the fuck Ciampa is doing right now. You ever seen a wrestling superstar do this, before. Tomasso Ciampa cutting up around the mat and padding  across the ring, releasing the plain wood of the ring. Ciampa has big plans for Gargano.
Johnny Gargano standing at the top of a trunk, backslams Ciampa into the table. Ciampa maybe out. The match possibly over.
Medical staff attending to Tomasso Ciampa. Tomasso Ciampa currently being attached to a gurney. Johnny Gargano going crazy, he wants more. Its not over! Gargano fighting off security and officials. Tomasso Ciampa with a DDT on Johnny Gargano. Gargano's head hitting the open wooden surface of the ring. Tomasso Ciampa pinning Johnny Gargano tonight. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Awesome, pay per view tonight. A definite 05 star performance from everyone. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Join us again, as we do it up again tomorrow for WWE'S MONEY IN THE BANK.... Good Night Everyone 🤘

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2018 Issue #02 "Pride Month"

I just would like to thank, the LGBTQ Universe for yesterday's evening get together at the Brooklyn Borough Hall sponsored in part by Metro Plus Health Plan.

The events that took place on Monday was not my typical Monday evening. I'am glad for one Monday where I took the liberty to come out and spend time with my LGBTQ family.

This was something I've been looking forward too for the past week. I didn't know how to respond to an event like this. I've been out of the closet for the past 07 years. I'am gay and proud to be GAY! Better yet, I'am a "FAGGOT!" Yes, I said, Faggot. I'am not ashamed to acknowledge myself by the "F" word.

It was many years prior to July 2011, I lived myself on the d.l. At the time, being on the downlow wasn't a big deal. I know, they say when a person is living and hiding their sexuality on the low. Its a person who is uncertain with whom he or she see themselves. I do believe there's a possibility that is a true statement. However I never gave it much thought. I always looked at being on the downlow, as kind of like me having a secret identity. Something like your favorite superhero.

I believe that was the point of last night's Pride Month gathering. I'am sitting in a large room among a group of people who share the same interests in love that I do. A group of people who love one another. A group of people who go through the daily ridicule and bashing, simply based off of who we love. This isn't something we bought onto ourselves. No one, here tonight in the LGBT community can say they asked for this.

It is a fact, you're a gay humanbeing in America. You're going to get picked on and made fun of. Which is something I do not mine. If the ignoramuses of society want to attack me with their negative words and bad grammar. I do not have a problem with that. Its when you lay your hands on me in an attempt towards an act of bashing. It's over, I'm no longer an LGBT nigga thats when I become a GANGSTA nigga. I tell all you, straight muthafuckaz, say what you want about me. I don't give a shit. A lot of these straight muthafuckaz be jealous anyway. They're only jealous because our men look better than their busted women, lol.

😂 This was probably the closest I ever came to a group of LGBT's other than the bars and the parades. As I sat here throughout the course of the evening. I just couldn't help but to wonder, how many possible males have I come across on internet gay chatlines. Let me be real, that was the closest I ever came to gay interactions.

Now, you see my reason in tonight's participation. It was worth it. I'am glad I came. I may have missed a night of Rings Of Honor Wrestling. I can do without one Monday of wrestling to spend an awesome evening with family.... "HAPPY PRIDE!" 🤘

Thank you to the following people involved for making this all happen 😍 💋💋
Mickey Heller and Jamie Farnam (Brooklyn Pride), Eric L. Adams (Brooklyn Borough President), Abby Stein and Charles M. Blow (Council Speaker), Corey Johnson (Immigration Equality), Carlos Menchaca (Council Member 38th District) and Rotunda (Reception and DJ)

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter June 2018 Issue #01 ROH Presents NYC Excellence!

Oh, thank God! Thank you to the Ticketmaster Fan Support for your assistance. If it wasn't for y'all I wouldn't be attending here tonight. I went through so much over the past 14 days during the delivery, only to find out that my ticket may have been possibly lost in the mail. I just want to thank, once again the Ticketmaster fan support department for coming through for me. ✊✊✊

Getting ready to make moves for the night, "RINGS OF HONOR, BAY BEE!!!" Going down in their NYC home, the Manhattan Center. 👆👆
I have no idea, what to expect but the one thing I can expect, "FIRE!" 🔥🔥🔥

MATCH #01
KENNY KING DEFEAT JONATHAN GRESHAM

MATCH #02 WOH
SUMIE SAKAI AND STELLA GREY DEFEAT GABBY ORTIZ AND RILEY SHEPARD

MATCH #03
BULLY RAY DEFEAT CHEESEBURGER

MATCH #04 WOH
KELLY KLEIN DEFEAT JENNY ROSE

MATCH #05
TELEVISION TAG TEAM GUANTLET MATCH
5a. JONATHAN GRESHAM AND LSG DEFEAT SHANE TAYLOR AND THE DOGZ

5b. JONATHAN GRESHAM AND LSG DEFEAT SILAS YOUNG, BRIAN MILONAS AND BEER CITY BRUISER

5c. SO CAL UNCENSORED DEFEAT JONATHAN GRESHAM AND LSG

5d. KENNY KING AND BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT SO CAL UNCENSORED

KENNY KING AND BEST FRIENDS, THE WINNERS OF THE TELEVISION TAG TEAM GUANTLET MATCH

(INTERMISSION)

MATCH #06
HAFA JR DEFEAT ????

MATCH #07
MATT TAVEN DEFEAT ULTIMO GUERRERO

MATCH #08
CODY DEFEAT TITAN

MATCH #09
JAY LETHAL DEFEAT CHUCKIE T

MATCH #10
ADAM PAGE AND THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ AND THE BRISCOES

What a loving performance of world class wrestling entertainment. I would like to thank everyone who came out here, this evening. Thank you to all the superstars, who participated here tonight. Thank you to the referees, commentators, security and most importantly the production team because without them, tonight's event would not have gone forward.

I'am honored by what I've seen here tonight. This is something I do not normally do, after a live performance. I would like to talk about the events that took place here, more in depth than just rating each match. I've been coming to ROH for about three years now. I guess, at this point I can consider myself a junior to this brand. It was three years ago, I fell in love with ROH. At that time, I wasn't sure if I'll be sticking around this long. In the beginning, it was very difficult to keep up not just with the show with the superstars and the audience. There were alot of superstars who's name I couldn't comprehend. Although that haven't changed as much today.

Ring of Honor is that place, where you can find a upstart wrestler from another wrestling brand or from another country. Rings of Honor offer wrestlers the land of opportunity. Regardless of all of that, I still manage to stick around and learn the ropes, so to speak. I'm glad I did, I don't think I had this much fun up in the Manhattan Center for the past three years.

We all know, what happened to me three years ago. The incident of my umbrella being stolen from the confiscation box. For some reason, umbrellas weren't allowed inside the Manhattan Center. Which lead to the theft of my umbrella. It seems like, the rules may have changed. The security overlooked my umbrella today and let me inside with it. I'm not mad or anything its just that three years ago I wish I had this cheap looking umbrella instead. I lost a real dope looking camouflage totes umbrella, back then.

Despite all that, tonight's ROH event at the Manhattan Center was what I said it was going to be 🔥FIRE!🔥 I just loved everything of tonight from the moment I entered the Manhattan Center. Until, it was time to exit the Manhattan Center. I just love the intense cheering and hazing of the superstars, lol. That is something at any wrestling event I do adore.

The only thing that sucked were those constant WWE chants. This is what I meant from earlier about being unable to comprehend ROH fans and culture. I'll never understand why, ROH fans chant, "DELETE", "RUSEV DAY", "CM PUNK". Don't they realize your only making WWE look even better. Although, I must admit I did quite enjoy the torture of Cody when the fans chanted things like "STARDUST" repeatedly. I especially liked when they were chanting "GOLDUST" during Cody's match, lol. You know me, I don't give a shit about Cody. I'm probably the only ROH fan who doesn't support Cody. 🖕 him.

Tonight was probably the first ROH live show in New York that I spent so much money. I spent like a Buck 80 on ROH promotions. I definitely intend on getting the full usage out of each one of them.🙂

The only downfall to tonight's event happen to be that these following superstars were M.I.A..... NO DALTON CASTLE, NO FLIP GORDAN, NO MARTY SCURLL, NO MOTORCITY MACHINE GUNS, NO WILL OSPREAY and I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of other superstars, I didn't mention. Overall, ROH NYC Excellence tonight was awesooommee!!! There are possibilities of their next New York City appearance going down at The Garden. That is right, MSG BAY BEE!!! 👍
05 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ night.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2018 Issue #02 SOLO: A Stars Wars Story

SOLO: A Star Wars Story
Directed by Ron Howard
Aiden Ehrenreich as Han Solo
Emilia Clarke as Kira
Joonas Suotamo as Chewbacca
Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian
Phoebe Waller-Bridge as L3-37
Woody Harrelson as Tobias Beckett
Thandle Newton as Val
Paul Bettany as Dryden Vos
Erin Kellyman as Enfys Nest
Linda Hunt as The Voice of Lady Proxima

I had an interests with this weekend's premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story". I wanted to see the big hype over it. I never understood the fetish that people put on when it comes to a Star Wars series. I haven't seen anything Star Wars related since the Return of the Jedi. I believe that was back in 1983. I guess you can say, I'm just a typical dude. I go to the movies, I watch the movies and that's it. I don't get involved with the movie's lifestyle.

However, tonight is different. Since it had been 30 plus years of me watching anything Star Wars, I decide to give tonight's movie premiere of "Solo: A Star Wars Story" an interests.

I like the casting and the story build upon the film. Based off the title alone you already have an idea its sole topic. The film is meant to show the early years of Han Solo. How his life began, as an outlaw.

When I stepped inside the movie theatre I wasn't expecting to see a great film reminiscent to the 1977 premiere of Star Wars. What I did come across was an okay film, good for my liking and everyone else.

I'm giving this film, the rating of ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 04 stars to this week's premiere of SOLO: A Star Wars Story.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2018 Issue #01 "WWE Backlash Pay Per View!"

KICK OFF SHOW:
Renee Young, Booker T, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga

Iconics stopping by the panel in the "Spirit of Mella is Money!"
LOL, Iconics clowning on Rosenberg. Rosenberg got tooken to church.

Bayley looking to extend an olive branch btw her and Sasha Banks against Ruby Riott and The Riott Squad. Sasha Banks being pigheaded. Sasha denying Bayley's request to be at ringside during the match.

15 minutes to go, before Backlash. Everyone's prepping for the Kick Off Show Action....

MATCH #01
RUBY RIOTT DEFEAT BAYLEY
Liv Morgan and Sara Logan in the corner of their leader, Ruby Riott.
Sasha showing no concern as she continues to look across the monitor, backstage.
Ruby Riott picking up a big win here tonight at Backlash. I think this was a much better match involving Ruby Riott. Bayley and Ruby Riott had a much better competition than the one Ruby Riott had on Monday Night Raw against Sasha.

Welcome to Backlash, Newark, New Jersey. Try not to get your cars stolen during the show, lol. Backlash going down in the Prudential Center... Newark, N. J., "LET'S BURN IT DOWNNNNN!!!

BACKLASH PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01 "Intercontinental Championship"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT THE MIZ

The Miz, standing alone in the ring. The Miz have been rejected earlier by The Miztourage. Both, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel denying The Miz's request to be at ringside. The Miz with the figure four leg lock, locked onto Seth Rollins' right leg. The figure four doing some damage to Seth Rollins' knee. Seth Rollins battling here tonight on one knee. Rollins knees stopped four times already. Monday Night Rollins just keep on going. Seth kicking out of the Skullcrushing Finale. The Miz with another, Skullcrushing Finale. Seth Rollins kicking out again. Rollins continue to injure his knee. Seth Rollins putting himself through all the abuse to retain his Intercontinental Championship. 👍👍👍👍

MATCH $02 "Raw's Women's Championship"
NIA JAX DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS

This match is similar to the match we'll be viewing later, Daniel Bryan Vs Big Cass. You have a David n Goliath theme in the match of Nia Jax Vs Alexa Bliss. Its not just a battle of Big Vs Small. It's also a battle of Strength Vs Speed. Alexa's end game for this match is to focus on her speed and wear out Nia Jax. Alexa Bliss with a desperate maneuver tossing Nia Jax over the ringpost. The referee begin the count. Alexa Bliss have no way of getting Nia Jax back in the ring. Yeah, I would like to know how Alexa Bliss going to lift Nia Jax back into the ring.
Bliss asking the referee to re-count until she figure out a way, lol.

👏👏👏 Awesome speech by Nia Jax 👏👏👏
"THE ERA OF BLISS IS OVER!" A bully always get their ass kicked, LMAO.

MATCH #03 "United States Championship"
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I didn't care about this match. I figure, Jeff Hardy will be leaving Newark, New Jersey as the United States Champion. Who gives a shit about prehistoric Randy Orton, 🖕🖕🖕🖕

OMG, WWE's worst Rock N Roll singer, Elias is up next 🤮 LOL.
I think Bruce Springsteen is 10 times better than you. Thank you, Jesus 🙂 🙂 I never thought I would be so happy to see New Day come out.
Look like, Rusev Day is about to begin. I'll take Rusev Day over Bootleg Bob Dylan, lol. Lol, oh man we're having fun in Newark. Here comes the fiesta, No Way Jose, Titus Worldwide and Breezango. Elias getting frustrated by the non-stop interruptions. This is so much fun, fuck you Elias🖕 Bobby Roode from behind taking down, Elias. I guess I'm glad I didn't go to the bathroom. You don't want to miss a moment of the embarrassment of the "Bob Dylan Wannabe", lol.

MATCH #04
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT BIG CASS
Daniel Bryan flying high on momentum and vengeance towards Big Cass. Daniel Bryan aiming high with them kicks. I don't know if Daniel Bryan is aware. Bryan taking numerous of shots towards Cass's torn ACL that put him out of action for over a year. Daniel Bryan with a crossface on Big Cass. Big Cass struggling to get to the rope. Big Cass tapping out here tonight, lol 👏👏👏 Apparently that didn't sit well with Big Cass. Cass looking to gain his own form of victory. Big Cass go in on Daniel Bryan with the abrupt beat down, after the match was over.
Daniel Bryan having medical technicians check him out.

MATCH #05 "SDL Women's Championship"
CARMELLA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR

THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING ZZZZZZZZZZZ
This match look like Charlotte fighting with her little sister.

Now I'm about to see some real competition btw Aj Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura. Providing that Shinsuke Nakamura keeps his head in the game and fight fair.

MATCH #06 "WWE Championship"
AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
                       "NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH"
These two making a promise earlier not to cross paths with one another until this match. Aj Styles had his mind set on this match all weekend. Aj Styles just entered in the ring, already Shinsuke Nakamura is all up in the face of Styles. Shinsuke Nakamura heavy domination the majority of the match. Shinsuke Nakamura lining up for his King Shasaw maneuver. Aj Styles with a steel chair into the knee of Nakamura. That's just what Aj needed to bring him back. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher. Nakamura fighting his way out. Aj Styles with the pelay kick. Nakamura with the cheap shot low blow. Aj Styles returning the message and firing back with his own low blow 👏👏👏 that's right it's all legal tonight. Both men facing one another eye to eye. Nakamura and Styles with the same thing on their minds, dual low blows between the both of them. HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.
The referee begin counting. Neither opponent responding to the count of 10. Aj Styles remained WWE Champion.... DOUBLE COUNT OUT.

MATCH #07
BRAUN STROWMAN & DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS &
BOBBY LASHLEY                          SAMI ZAYN

It look like CAMI might be falling apart. There weren't any in ring loyalty between Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn.
The match isn't over until Strowman says so. Braun Strowman looking to have more fun with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Braun Strowman picking them apart, 👏👏👏 Totally Awesome!

MATCH #08
ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Somoa Joe starting things off at the begin. Somoa Joe looking to weaken Roman Reigns at the early start of the match. Somoa Joe having some fun. Roman Reigns looking to build some momentum. Somoa Joe did a number on Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns looking a bit tired. It look like Reigns having trouble capturing a decent pinfall. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch locked in on Reigns. It look like Roman was about to pass out. Somoa Joe with a muscle buster attempt. Roman Reigns with a quick moment of strength, spearing Somoa Joe and capturing tonight's victory.

I just got finished watching Backlash. Why do I have feeling I've been watching wrestling all day. Actually I have, 205 Live, NXT, Impact and now Backlash. I think, I've seen too many in ring action for one day. It's time for a break. Unlike drug addicts at least I can go one day without my vice, lol.

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter April 2018 Issue #04 "The Greatest Royal Rumble"

I made it home in time. This is an unusual pay per view for a non-weekend event.

Coming to you this afternoon live from the City of Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I like that how they begun first with Saudi Arabia's National Anthem followed by The United States National Anthem. That was in good taste. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

COMMENTARY: Michael Cole, Byron Saxton and Corey Graves

Triple H and John Cena kicking off the rumble. When was the last time you seen, Triple H and John Cena in a bout against one another. It's been 08 years to be exact.
MATCH #01
JOHN CENA DEFEAT TRIPLE H
In some way I'm glad this match is starting first. It gives me a chance to unwind and clear out my bag and change my clothes. Why am I not surprised John Cena won, ZZZZZZZZZZ, That exactly what this match was snooze.

Ok, now we're about to see some real action.

MATCH #02 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
CEDRIC ALEXANDER DEFEAT KALISTO
👏👏👏👏👏 We are not entering the, "Era of Alexander!👏👏👏👏👏👏

I can't believe it, people waste their batteries for Bray Wyatt in Jeddah, lol

MATCH #03 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
MATT HARDY & BRAY WYATT DEFEAT THE BAR LOL, I'm starting to like this team now. Oh well too bad for The Bar it look like y'all staying on Smackdown Live, lol.

MATCH #04 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT JINDER MAHAL

Byron Saxton taking a break to visit the panel with Hall of Famers, Jerry The King Lawler, JR and Booker T recapping on what's been seen so far.

MATCH #05 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BLUDGEON BROS DEFEAT THE USOS
The Usos put up a good match against The Bludgeon Bros. They just weren't sufficient enough in completing the process of Tag Team Gold.

MATCH #06 "INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT SOMOA JOE, THE MIZ AND FINN BALOR
                      "LADDER MATCH"
The Miz want to be 09X Champion. The Miz having a moment in the ring all to himself. Until, Seth Rollins countered him. Now, its Balor Club time. Somoa Joe bringing down Finn Balor. Finn Balor tossing Somoa Joe over the apron.
Finn Balor about to have his night in Saudia Arabia. Out of know, comes "Monday Night Rollins!" leaping off the rope unto the ladder and snatching the championship from the fingers of Finn Balor. Lol, he did it again. There isn't a doll moment where you'll find Seth Rollins screwing over Finn Balor. Finn Balor can't believe what happened. Balor still looking up at the hook, lol.

This is something interesting, we're about to meet WWE's Future from the Nation of Saudi Arabia... Give it up Rusty Jabbz and welcome the future prospects of Monday Night Raw and Smackdown Live. We got with us being introduced Nassar, Hussein, Monsoour and Fisal 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WELCOME TO THE WWE!

Lmao, omg everybody was right about Shinsuke Nakamura's theme song. Nakamura new theme song is wack 🖕 You see that man right there walking down the ramp his theme song is awesome, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE, THEY DON'T WANT NONE,

MATCH #07 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Aj Styles almost took out the referee, Shinsuke
Nakamura with a low blow when the referee wasn't looking. Shinsuke Nakamura going for the pin, Aj Styles crawling towards the rope to break the count. This match is starting to get out of hand. Both, Styles and Nakamura continuing their brawl outside the ring. The referee begin counting and called for the bell. Referee declaring match a double count out.

This is such a waste of time not only for The Undertaker for Rusev, as well. I don't know what made Rusev think he has the balls to think he can face The Undertaker in a casket match. RUSEV DAY is about to be permanently canceled,  lol.
What's the matter, Rusev having second thoughts, lol. The Undertaker with the mind games giving Rusev a view of his permanent home. Get a good look at the casket, Rusev. You wanted this match.
Aiden English holding the lid of the casket. Aiden English won't let Taker put him in. Aiden English might pay for that. You don't want to piss off The Undertaker.

MATCH #08 "CASKET MATCH"
THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev already in the casket. Aiden English going to join Rusev inside the casket..... GOOD NIGHT RUSEV DAY,  LOL 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 REST IN PEACE!!!

I believe what you say, Roman "You are coming home with that title!"
This is a match I'm looking forward too.
Roman make this afternoon in Jeddah your first victory over Brock Lesnar. Come back to the U.S. as the Universal Champion, Roman Reigns. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #09 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
                      "STEEL CAGE MATCH"
Somoa Joe watching the match from the back. Joe has a match with Roman Reigns, 02 weeks at Backlash.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
I can't believe this shit, Roman you screwed yourself again. Don't get me wrong I'm proud of the way you landing that massive spear on Brock Lesnar. But, Brock Lesnar is still champion. Brock Lesnar body hitting the floor first. Officials giving the Universal Championship to Brock Lesnar.

MATCH #10 "50 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE"
01. DANIEL BRYAN (ELIMINATED)
02. DOLPH ZIGGLER (ELIMINATED)
03. SIN CARA (SIN CARA ELIMINATED)
04. CURTIS AXEL (CURTIS AXEL ELIMINATED)
05. MARK HENRY (MARK HENRY ELIMINATED)
06. MIKE KANELIS (MIKE KANELIS ELIMINATED)
07. HIROKI SUMI  (HIROKI SUMI ELIMINATED)
08. VIKTOR OF ASCENSIONS (ELIMINATED)
09. KOFI KINGSTON (ELIMINATED)
10. TONY NESE (ELIMINATED)
11. DASH WILDER (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
12. HORNSWOGGLE (ELIMINATED)
13. PRIMO (THE COLON) (ELIMINATED)
14. XAVIER WOODS (ELIMINATED)
15. BO DALLAS (ELIMINATED)
16. KURT ANGLE (ELIMINATED)
17. SCOTT DAWSON (REVIVALS) (ELIMINATED)
18. GOLDUST (ELIMINATED)
19. KONNOR (THE ASCENSIONS) (ELIMINATED)
20. ELIAS (ELIMINATED)
21. LUKE GALLOWS (ELIMINATED)
22. RHYNO (ELIMINATED)
23.DREW GULAK (ELIMINATED)
24.TUCKER KNIGHT (HEAVY MACHINERY)  
     (ELIMINATED)
25. BOBBY ROODE (ELIMINATED)
26. FANDANGO (ELIMINATED)
27. CHAD GABLE (ELIMINATED)
28. REY MYSTERIO (ELIMINATED)
29. MOJO RAWLEY (ELIMINATED)
30. TYLER BREEZE (ELIMINATED)
31. BIG E (ELIMINATED)
32. KARL ANDERSON (ELIMINATED)
33. APOLLO (ELIMINATED)
34. RODERICK STRONG (ELIMINATED)
35. RANDY ORTON (ELIMINATED)
36. HEATH SLATER (ELIMINATED)
37. BABATUNDE (ELIMINATED)
38. BARON CORBIN (ELIMINATED)
39. TITUS O'NEIL (ELIMINATED)
40. DAN MATHA (ELIMINATED)
41. BRAUN STROWMAN
42. TYE DILLINGER (ELIMINATED)
43. CURT HAWKINS (ELIMINATED)
44. BOBBY LASHLEY (ELIMINATED)
45. THE GREAT KHALI (ELIMINATED)
46. KEVIN OWENS (ELIMINATED)
47. SHANE O'MAC (ELIMINATED) OMG OMG OMG Braun Strowman tossing Shane McMahon through a table. Shane still haven't moved yet.
48. SHELTON BENJAMIN (ELIMINATED)
49. BIG CASS ELIMINATED
50  "CHRIS JERICHO" 50 (ELIMINATED)

Apparently its been Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan in the royal rumble that lasted the longest time. Kurt Angle eliminating Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler lasting over 21 minutes.

Daniel Bryan came in this match at #01 and he's still lasting in this rumble for a long period of time.

Braun Strowman entry #43, cleaning up the house. We are down to Elias, Strowman and Bryan. The following remains. Who will be the next entry.

Daniel Bryan have his eyes on Big Cass. Daniel Bryan perhaps looking for pay back during this match.
Here's someone who needs to get his ass  kicked, Kevin Owens. Chris Jericho have some retribution for Kevin Owens.

Big Cass eliminating Daniel Bryan after One Hour 16 seconds of time inside the rumble. Congratulations to Daniel Bryan 👏👏👏👏 I really thought you had it. Great job to Daniel Bryan. You lasted the longest than anyone this afternoon. It would of been awesome if it was you who won.

The last 02 superstars in the ring. The giants are about to take on one another, Braun Strowman Vs Big Cass.... Braun Strowman eliminating Big Cass.

Braun Strowman winning the The Greatest Royal Rumble along with "The Cup" live from Jeddah....  👈👈👈

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