Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #04 "WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR!"

WWE Presents "WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR" @ The Barclay's Center!

I got myself big plans for tonight. I can not wait until I arrive.  I've been looking forward to tonight's event, particularly the ringside section. This is my first time being in a section, as such. I just feel that you all should know that this wasn't meant to happen. The purchase of these tickets were an accident. I accidentally confirmed the wrong price over Ticketmaster. I couldn't wait until tonight.

MATCH #01
Cesaro & Sheamus defeat Gallows & Anderson and The New Day

Lana

MATCH #02
Big Cass defeat Rusev

MATCH #03
R-Truth, Goldust, Darren Young, Sin Cara & Curt Axel defeat Titus O'neil, Bo Dallas, The Shining Stars

Bo Dallas was not happy with the results for being pinned.

The Big Show made his appearance. Bo Dallas wasn't pleased on seeing The Big Show inside the ring. Who care about Bo Dallas? The Big Show silenced him for the remainder of the evening, lol.

MATCH #04 Cruiserweight Championship
Rich Swann defeat Neville. Rich Swann retain his championship.

Neville is a sour puss/ sore loser. Taking down, Swann with additional pressure.

I swear, I can't stand the amount of people that dickride over Chris Jericho. Can y'all sit down please? Y'all blocking my view.

Jericho got jokes on Brooklyn.... BITE ME, YOU DUTTY CANADIAN!

This man has a fascination with scarfs. Jericho knows he isn't allowed to wrestle with scarves. He's only stalling.

MATCH #05
Seth Rollins defeat Chris Jericho

Intermission:
That's right, T-Shirt Time... WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

MATCH #06
Sasha Banks, Bayley and Alicia Foxx defeat Charlotte, Nia Jax and Dana Brooke

MATCH #07
Braun Strowman defeat Sami Zayn

Monday Night Raw March 20th WWE Returns to BK... Passcode: BKISRAW

MATCH #08
Main Event: United States Championship
Roman Reigns defeat Kevin Owens retaining his title.

"Sunday, January 29th WWE Royal Rumble Pay Per View"

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #03 "ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE"

RAW's ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE LIVE TONIGHT FROM PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

Getting ready in a few minutes for WWE's final pay per view of the year, Roadblock: End of the Line. I have my heart set on tonight's matches between Roman Reigns facing Kevin Owens for his Universal Championship. I hope Roman Reigns leave here tonight as the 4X Champ. Also, I got my heart set on "THE BOSS!" Sasha Banks putting up her championship tonight against Charlotte in a first time, female iron match. The match, I truly have my heart set on and I'm hoping for justice tonight. The decline of The New Day's reign as champions. The New Day going up against Sheamus and Cesaro for their tag team titles. Twenty five minutes left until the first bell. I don't know who will be first match. I have an idea of Big Cass and Rusev, starting off the Kick Off Show.

KICK OFF SHOW:
RUSEV DEFEAT BIG CASS BY COUNT OUT
Big Cass got counted out, thanks to Lana's interference

This match have been Big Cass the whole time.
Big Cass taking the fight to Rusev. Putting an end to what his partner, Enzo Amore have created.

Oh yes, they're starting it right away. Okay, let's get rid of these 483 day champions. New Day, your roadblock ends here.
NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!, NEW DAY SUCKS!

C'mon, Cesaro and Sheamus I'm counting on y'all. Do not let me down.

Beautiful, Cesaro you got out of that New Day ambush YES!!!
Kofi just tapped out, Xavier Woods kept the referee busy.
Xavier Woods is down from the brogue kick.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WE GOT NEW CHAMPS, WOOO HOOO THANK YOU YES YES YES YES OH MAN, THANK YOU JESUS!!!
I'm going to get drunk tonight.

MATCH #01: TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CESARO & SHEAMUS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY

Coming up now, Sami Zayn verses Braun Strowman. According to Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn wouldn't last 02 minutes against him. Mick Foley is giving Sami Zayn 10 minutes tonight in this match. This is something that Sami Zayn wanted.
There up to 5:05, Sami Zayn taking a hell of a beating. I guess in this match you have to survive against Braun Strowman instead of fight Braun Strowman.
Sami Zayn begging Mick Foley not to throw in the towel.

MATCH #02
SAMI ZAYN SURVIVED 10 MINUTES AGAINST BRAUN STROWMAN

I'm still not a Seth Rollins fans. However I'll pick him in this match over Chris Jericho.
That is a lot of pay per views, 160 that Chris Jericho participated in. Don't you think, this man should be retired by now, lol.
I knew it, this idiot Kevin Owens was going to try and get involved. What part of its over doesn't he understand? Kevin Owens costing Chris Jericho the match.

MATCH #03
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO

Austin Aries, joining the commentary booth with Michael Cole and Corey Graves
Austin Aries, part of the 205 Live Team

Perkins had Swann, he didn't have to release the knee bar. Too bad, Rich Swann capturing the pin off of Perkins

OMG, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM? Neville making an impact, putting the WWE on notice. Starting with Rich Swann and Tj Perkins, cleaning house. This is going to be interesting.

MATCH #04: CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RICH SWANN DEFEAT TJ PERKINS AND BRIAN KENDRICK
                            "TRIPLE THREAT MATCH"

Oh Shit, at 19:05 Sasha landing face first into the ringsteps.
Charlotte continuing to work the injury.
Charlotte is really doing some damage on Sasha.
Sasha finally coming back at 13:05.
Charlotte picked up the first fall at 10:41.
Sasha picked up a fall at 08:23, now they're even.
Sasha Banks utilizing her bank statement on Charlotte.
Sasha picked up another fall at 06:02. Sasha have the lead.
Desperate times call for desperate measures coming from Charlotte.
Charlotte seeking damage on Sasha's knee.
01:30 Seconds left
00:30 Seconds left
00:20 Seconds left
00:10 Seconds left
00:05 Seconds left
00:00 Seconds left
Sasha tapped out, after the bell have rung. No winner have been determined.
The match going into sudden death overtime.
Charlotte picked up the victory, becoming the 4X Women's Champion.

I'm not even going to trip over this match. It still was awesome. I know, I make fun of Charlotte a lot but you can not front, she is a terrific athlete. She did an excellent job, both her and Sasha Banks.

MATCH #05: WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
                    "30 MINUTE IRON WOMEN'S MATCH"

Okay, Roman Reigns, Charlotte Flair just became 4X Champion. Can you become a 4X Champion, as well. Take that title off of, Owens.
I'm not on Kevin Owens side but he kind of have a point. Why didn't you, put your title on the line Roman?
Roman Reigns barely made the count, whoa.
Kevin Owens proving that he doesn't need Jericho.
I'm going to be honest. I rather, Kevin Owens win here tonight. I would like to see, Owens face Rollins next.
Chris Jericho, why are you out here? Chris Jericho planting a code breaker on Kevin Owens. You mean to tell me that was planned.
OMG, not this again. Seriously, Jericho you was mad at him for no reason.
Here comes, Rollins!
We're about to have a flash back, "SHIELD STYLE!".... Kevin Owens and Jericho paying for tonight.
That's how you end a pay per view with scum laying across the furniture, lol

MATCH #06: WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT  ROMAN REIGNS
Roman Reigns was disqualified due to Chris Jericho's interference

Upcoming WWE Events, next month:
"SATURDAY & SUNDAY JANUARY 14TH & 15TH WWE WILL BE CROWNING THEIR FIRST UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPION"

"WWE ROYAL RUMBLE SUNDAY, JANUARY 29, 2017"

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #02 "SmackDown Live TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS PPV!"

SMACKDOWN LIVE T.L.C. LIVE TONIGHT IN DALLAS, TEXAS, 12/4/16

KICK OFF SHOW:
Apollo Crews, The American Alpha and The Hype Bros defeating
Curt Hawkins, The VaudeVillians and The Ascensions
                              "10 Man Tag Team Match"

I just made it here in time. The pay per view, haven't began yet. Barely  watching the current match, only catching the last 03 minutes. At least, it was a good 03 minutes. Apollo Crews and Chad Jordan making an impact of the match towards the end.

TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS:

MATCH 01: "WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE WYATT FAMILY DEFEAT RHYNO AND HEATH SLATER

The Wyatt Family, the "New Tag Team Champions!"

Am I surprised. I'am not, I could see that coming for weeks. Thank you, Bray for my early break. I got a chance to go to the bar, lmao.

Alright, I'm going to see something good. I could remove myself from the bar, lol. It's time for some, DIVAS ACTION! I hope this is some final diva action between the two of them. I swear, smh.

MATCH #02: "NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH"
NIKKI BELLA DEFEAT CARMELLA

Carmella breaking out the kendu stick. Nikki your disappointing me.
Nikki manage to get a hold of the kendu stick. Aww, poor Carmella she got her ass whupped, lol. Nikki getting a hold of an fire extinguisher.
Nikki just estinguished Carmella literally.....

The match isn't over. Carmella have something to say to Nikki Bella. She's confessing who it was, it was Natalya who attacked Nikki at Survival Series.

MATCH #03 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
                                        "LADDER MATCH"
                               
This is going to be a crazy match. I have my faith in Dolph Ziggler. I hope, he pull it off again. He shouldn't had lost it last time. This match have a heavy stipulation attached to it. This is the final chapter between The Miz and Dolph Ziggler. If Dolph Ziggler fails at a victory tonight. He can no longer face The Miz for his championship as long as he's holding it.

Dolph Ziggler making the first attempt to climb the ladder, being blocked by The Miz.
Dolph Ziggler making a second attempt to climb the ladder, Dolph Ziggler with his hands so close. The Miz snatching him down.
Dolph Ziggler making a third attempt to climb the ladder, The Miz toppling the ladder over the ring.
Dolph Ziggler making a fourth attempt to climb the ladder, The Miz climbing up on the otherside. Dolph Ziggler knocked The Miz off.
Dolph Ziggler hanging on the ladder, The Miz drag down Dolph Ziggler.
The Miz putting in damages on Dolph Ziggler's leg to keep him from climbing. Wooo Hooo, skull crushing finale into the ladder.
The Miz making an attempt to go after his championship. Dolph Ziggler pushing the ladder. The Miz hanging from his championship until he drop to the canvas. Dolph Ziggler going to make another attempt on a injured leg. The Miz with a sling slot powerbomb placed onto Dolph Ziggler from the ladder. The Miz setting up dual ladders, Dolph Ziggler trying to stop him. Both men going back to back, blow for blow.

That was an awesome between the both of them. I like that so far, tonight.

Oh why, y'all just showed an awesome match. Now they're getting ready to go into a half decent match. I hope, Kalisto wins this one.

MATCH #04 "CHAIRS MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT KALISTO

I didn't expect Kalisto would last this long. Baron Corbin starting to think twice on Kalisto, now. Kalisto, letting Baron Corbin know I don't play.
Whatever, another match I shouldn't have been surprised of. Maybe I should have went on another break during this match. I could of used another taste from the bar. However, Kalisto did do his thing in the ring at every attempt to bring down Baron Corbin.

After The Match:
Baron Corbin making a threat, promising to bring the end of days to anyone who gets in his way.

Natalya's Interview:
Natalya denies anything that Carmella was saying, earlier in the ring.

MATCH #05 "SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH
                                        "TABLES MATCH"

Alexa Bliss, the "New SmackDown Women's Champion!"

My girl, Becky going right to Alexa taking it to her. LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY! LET'S GO BECKY!
I hear, Becky Lynch getting a lot of love from the audience. Way to go, the WWE Universe finally did something good and route for the correct person, lol.

Lol, Alexa almost eliminated herself.  Why are they fighting over one table. Neither, one of them can bring in a second table, duh!
Alexa, you almost eliminated yourself again. OOH SHIT, but instead she manage to eliminate Becky Lynch, WOW!

Becky Lynch is not in a good mood. She's not in the mood for any talk time, right now. She's going back to her dressing room.

MATCH #06 "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
                                 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"

Aj Styles, retain his "World Championship"

I wonder if, James Ellesworth showing up during this match. These two are killing each other. They're taking advantage of all 03 weapon usage, tables, ladders and chairs. This is all brand new to Aj Styles. Dean Ambrose is made for this. He sees, this as his comfort zone.
Totally awesome Dean..... Wooo Hooo, straight off the ladder with his elbow into Aj Styles laying flat on his back on the announce table. Dean Ambrose taking the moment at retrieving the gold. Aj Styles still manage to get up

I knew, he was here tonight. James Ellesworth, coming down the ramp. Aj Styles about to teach him a lesson. Dean Ambrose saving James Ellesworth from Aj Styles

James Ellesworth pushing Dean Ambrose from the ladder.
Aj Styles, ended up capturing his championship back.

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes I knew it. I knew that was going to happen. I seen this coming for weeks.  "ELLESWORTH TURNED ON DEAN AMBROSE" LMAO!! LOL!!

"RAW's ROADBLOCK PAY PER VIEW SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2016 @ PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA"

Friday, December 2, 2016

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2016 Issue #01 "ROH Wrestling live @ Hammerstein Ballroom"

RINGS OF HONOR WRESTLING LIVE IN THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM:

I been waiting for this day. Sorry for my lateness. If there is anyone that can pull off being in two places at once. It's yours truly. Tonight I had a previous engagement with Kevin Powell, in support of his annual holiday clothing drive party. I just wanted to show some support. I'm glad I finally made it here on time.

Thank you Cheeseburger, earlier for his kick off show match.

It's going down live tonight over the pay per view, ROH "FINAL BATTLE!"

MATCH #01
The Rebellion & Rhett Titus defeat Motor City Machine Guns & Dijak

MATCH #02
Silas Young  defeat Jushin Liger

I'm with the audience, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is right. Watching this match isn't any different than Baron Corbin facing Kalisto

It look like my favorite superstar is up next, looking forward to it "WELCOME TO THE  CASTLE!"

MATCH #03
Dalton Castle defeat Colt CaBana

The Castle still stands

The matches have been good so far but seriously the Hammerstein Ballroom need to get some monitors up in here. I can't keep jumping up out of my seat everytime a wrestler rolls out of the ring. You don't know how annoying that is.

So, this is why Cody Rhodes been M.I.A. from TNA. Prepping for ROH I see.

The Addiction getting themselves involved, on Cody Rhodes debut night against Jay Lethal. The crowd aren't thrilled to see them. I don't blame them. Whoever wants to see, The Addictions.

MATCH #04
Cody Rhodes defeat Jay Lethal

Never have I thought there would be a day where I'm cheering for Cody Rhodes. He was always least on my list.

You knew, they were up to know good. Here they come again. The Addiction storming down the ramp, looking to take down Cody Rhodes.

MATCH #05 "ROH Tag Team Championship"
The Kingdom defeat Kushida and Jay White

I believe this is the first title match I seen here all evening. There finally starting off with some.

MATCH #06 "Triple Threat Match for the T.V. Championship"
The current T.V. Champion, The Villain Marty Scurll defeat Dragon Lee and Will Ospreay
Marty Scurll, remain T.V. champion.

This right here is fucking crazy. I don't know, who to route for. I got a lot of love for The Briscoes and a lot of love for The Youngbucks. This match, probably going to be my favorite match of the night.

MATCH #07 "ROH World Tag Team Championship"
The Youngbucks defeat The Briscoes
THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Just a series of non stop beatings taking place among each team. The Youngbucks stayed in the battle and ended the war, remaining
champions.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE!.... Don't tell me, Matt Hardy is coming to ROH.

MATCH #08 Main Event: "ROH World Championship" No Disqualification
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Adam Cole, winning by submission.
ROH's New World Champion, Kyle O'Reilly

This was a serious match. At times, I wasn't sure if this was even still a World Champion match. It started to feel more like a monster's ball match. All the usage of tables, chairs, trashcans, kendu sticks and  thumbtacks, totally awesome.

I had a lovely evening. What an awesome night. When isn't ROH, awesome. I must admit, I'am sophomore to ROH. I don't keep up with ROH like I should but I manage to get by. I just would like to thank, ROH for tonight's event live in New York. Now this is what you call, wrestling.