RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JULY 2012 ISSUE # 07

TNA PRESENTS IMPACT WRESTLING LIVE! SPIKE TV THURSDAY NIGHTS... 3RD ANNUAL IMPACT WRESTLING LIVE @ MCU PARK CONEY ISLAND BROOKLYN SATURDAY JULY 21, 2012

HIP HIP HOORAY, everyone!!! I'm on my way to see Monday Night Raw, live in Brooklyn "SIKE!" Yeah, right Vince Mc Mahon and WWE are too bouj'ee and I emphasize the word "BOUJ'EE". WWE would never schedule a live wrestling event in my hometown. Tonight is all for TNA IMPACT WRESTLING!. This is TNA's 3rd year in the borough that's thorough "BROOKLYN!" "BROOKLYN!" "BROOKLYN!". I'm on my way to Coney Island in my Warriors T-Shirt, again. I wore this T-shirt last Saturday for the Busta Rhymes concert in the Brooklyn Bridge Park. I decided to break it out for another weekend but this time wear it in its proper environment "CONEY ISLAND!". Coney Island, the home of Nathan's Hot Dog's, Astroland Park and The Cyclone, the NYC Aquarium, Kingsborough Community College and the MCU PARK's Brooklyn Cyclones.

It seems like every year, I get closer and closer to the ring. This is probably the closest, I ever been to the ring (Section 5, Row B, Seat 4). If this was a Brooklyn Cyclones game I would be right behind the dug out. I feel so, out of place on the otherhand. I never gotten a chance to watch, this past Thursday's Impact. Oh God, please don't let me hear background conversation coming from people about this past Impact. I still will like to enjoy the show without any spoilers. Right now, I'm sitting in the stands waiting for tonight's show to begin. It's "MERCHANDISE TIME". Merchandise time, is probably the only financial lubricant that keeps the TNA engine running. Merchandise anywhere from Sting dolls to RVD dolls to Hulk Hogan dolls to replica TNA Impact Championship belts. Right now the crowd is getting crazy. They want to see, who's the livest and the loudest. In order to gain all sorts of prizes. If my hearing is correct, I believe both sides of the stadium won.

1ST MATCH BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES MATCH: KEN ANDERSON VS ROBBIE E KEN ANDERSON DEFEATED ROBBIE E, gaining 7 points in the BFG Series This was crazy. At first I thought it was an mistake coming from Christy Hemme when she introduced Ken Anderson being from the Jersey Shore's of Greenbay, Wisconsin. It may not have been, just part of the segment. Mr Anderson requesting his microphone to fall from the sky. Who knows, I guess he thought GOD would send him one. The crowd is chanting, "there's no MIC!" and the other half of the crowd is chanting, "give him a MIC!" Mr Anderson, he only wanted to know if there was any assholes in the house. C'mon Ken, this is BROOKLYN there's assholes throughout the whole borough.

2ND MATCH: ROSITA with Hot 97's Paul Rosenberg VS GAIL KIM ROSITA DEFEATED GAIL KIM This was something else, another introduction mishap by Christy Hemme. Christy Hemme introducing Rosita to the ring as Brooklyn's own. When in reality, Rosita is from Queens. That is two Christy, what is wrong with you this evening. You and the rest of the locker room were backstage getting tipsy. Gail Kim, I'm not sorry you lost. You should know by now, girls that talk shit get nothing. However, Gail I did love the way you chewed out Paul Rosenberg. Thanks for his new nickname "THE GUY WHO SCREWED UP SUMMER JAM", lmao.

3RD MATCH: KAZARIAN VS ROB VAN DAM ROB VAN DAM DEFEATED KAZARIAN Another wrestler want to come out here and talk shit about us. Kazarian being very disrespectful towards Brooklyn and other New Yorkers. Kazarian not having any kind words towards The Knicks, The Yankees, The Mets and anything else New York related. Kazarian expressing nothing but love for his hometown of California. Rob Van Dam finally comes out to silence Kazarian. Kazarian not pleased at the pop and great reception, he's receiving from the crowd. This is probably the first time, I ever heard any wrestler's entrance music in its full entirety. Rob Van Dam gets a lot of love. I'll be looking forward to the day, he becomes a "HEEL!".

4TH MATCH BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES: AJ STYLES VS JEFF HARDY AJ STYLES DEFEATED JEFF HARDY This is going to be a good match. Even though, I have seen both Aj Styles and Jeff Hardy compete against one another, before. A match like this, there are no such phrases as "FACE" or "HEEL". It's just pure one on one, man on man action going on inside that ring. I believe, the crowd agrees with me. This is a controversial crowd, we have going on. One side is for Aj and the otherside is for Hardy. Are we going to see shades reminiscent at Monday Night Raw's 1000th episode. When John Cena faces CM Punk for the WWE Championship.

5TH MATCH: BULLY RAY VS STING STING DEFEATED BULLY RAY This was another good match. Made this way by the Icon, Sting. Sting getting back at Bully Ray for his immature and hostile behavior. Bully Ray addressing Christy Hemme as a "Skanky Whore" and booting her out of the ring. Bully Ray addressed Earl Hebner as an "Over the Hill referee" and order him to exit the ring. This is when, Bully Ray began with that stupid saying of his "Do You Know Who I'am?". Yeah, we know who you are... "YOUR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON IMPACT!". If that wasn't enough Bully Ray wants to show off his toughness by threatening a bunch of MCU Park toy cops. Please BLUBBA GAY! you want show off your toughness in Brooklyn. Why won't you try wearing either, red or blue in a Blood or Crip territory all by yourself. We'll see how tough you are after that, you FAT TUB OF LARD! I'm just glad Sting came out here and mixed it up for everyone out here in BROOKLYN. By declaring this match a no disqualification, falls count anywhere match.

6TH MATCH MAIN EVENT BOBBY ROODE VS AUSTIN ARIES for the Impact Championship AUSTIN ARIES DEFEATED BOBBY ROODE This is strange, even for Brooklyn. There are some, Bobby Roode love in the house. One side is routing for Austin and the other side is routing for Roode. You wanna know, what's funny. How people can jump on someone's dick as soon as they become a "FACE!" Austin Aries at one point and time. In fact it wasn't that long ago he was just as much an ASS, a DOUCHE, a PRICK as Bobby Roode. It's funny, when things turn around in wrestling. People are quick to stand in line for a blow job waiting to all of sudden follow them. This is a good match a lot of close calls between the both of them. I didn't expect to take this many pictures of one match. Aries and Roode are both, pulling off a wonderful Impact main event to end in Brooklyn.

Gosh, everyone slow down the main event just ended. Sting not even out here yet. TNA have set up a special meet and greet "The Stinger" inside the ring. After, tonight's TNA's performances. As much as, I love Sting I've gotten what I came for. I don't need anything more. Thank you Impact for another exciting TNA Impact Summer in Brooklyn, you always deliver. Now let me get my ass home and watch this past, Thursday night's episode.

Before anyone leave here tonight stop by one of the TNA merchandise table and purchase your Earl Hebner T-Shirt printed "DAM, RIGHT I DID!!". Reference to the man that everyone know's Earl screwed. It look like The Hebners and TNA are capitalizing off the "YOU SCREWED, BRET!!" chants. Earl and Brian Hebner will be at the table signing various pieces of the "You Screwed Bret" T-Shirts and celebrating their 100,000 matches refereed between the two of them.

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