Saturday, August 5, 2023

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2023 Issue #01 "SUMMERSLAM DETROIT"


It goes down tonight, The Tribal Chief faces The Real Tribal Chief Jey Uso at Summerslam Detroit.
How many of y'all seen Smackdown last night. If y'all did then y'all seen the beating that Jey Uso put on Solo Sikoa. 
Do you think Roman Reigns enforcer will be there tonight?

I'am looking forward to Roman Reigns being dethroned. I never thought I would be saying this ever. I'm actually looking forward to  Bianca Bel Air becoming Women's Champion. I never would be saying that but after last night on Smackdown with Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits.  I don't want Bianca Bel Air becoming the female member to Bobby Lashley's team. I'm not trying to see Bianca Bel Air turn heel. I remember them days from NXT. I don't want to go through them days again. 

I'm also looking forward to another Heavyweight Championship match with Seth Rollins verses Finn Balor. This match is a waste of time for Finn Balor. Finn Balor have been waiting seven years to become a champion. After tonight, Finn will be waiting another seven years.  

Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar, rubber match tonight also everyone is saying it will be there final match. I hope so because I'm getting sick and tired of Rhodes verse Lesnar. 🥱 Cody Rhodes take out Brock Lesnar and that's it.

Summerslam Detroit will be an awesome night. There are some great matches and then again there are some wack matches like the Summerslam Battle Royal. OMG, what kind of battle royal only have nine WWE Superstars, lol. Participating in tonight's Summerslam Battle Royal; Shinsuke Nakamura, Aj Styles, The Miz, Karrion Kross, Sheamus, Santos Escobar, Grayson Waller, Matt Riddle, and L.A. Knight. 
This is so lame. They could of added nine more WWE Superstars to the battle royal like Chad Gable, Johnny Wrestling, Kevin Anderson, Sami Zayn, Ludwig Kaiser, Tommaso Ciampa, Bronson Reed, Butch and Ridge Holland. Now doesn't this look better. 

Summerslam is about to begin in the motor city, Detroit. Live at Ford field.

MATCH #01
LOGAN PAUL DEFEAT RICOCHET 
Logan Paul never got over Ricochet kicking him out of Money In the Bank. Logan Paul is here to prove to Ricochet. He is an wrestler. The ring announcer is Samantha Irvin. Who happens to be Ricochet's fiance. It would be funny if Logan Paul defeats Ricochet. Samantha Irvin have to announce it and raise Logan Paul's hand, lol
Logan Paul stealing a victory. One of Logan Paul's goons gives him brass knuckles to knockout Ricochet. 
Samantha Irvin refusing to acknowledge his win.

MATCH #02 "RUBBER MATCH"
CODY RHODES DEFEAT BROCK LESNAR (03)
At the early start of the match, Cody Rhodes being dismantled. It doesn't matter to Brock Lesnar he'll win over a count out if he have to.
Cody Rhodes won't stay down. Brock Lesnar keep on tossing Cody Rhodes over the ropes. The referee start counting Cody Rhodes gets up. Cody Rhodes with a taste of momentum, he keeps on getting up. Cody Rhodes making Brock Lesnar mad. Brock Lesnar tossing Cody Rhodes threw the announce table. Cody Rhodes is back on up. 
Brock Lesnar tossing Cody Rhodes into the ring steps. Cody Rhodes keep on getting up. 
Cody Rhodes and Brock Lesnar are back inside the ring. Cody Rhodes beat Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar showing Cody Rhodes respect. 

I'm glad they added more people to the battle royal. So that advertisement on Smackdown was bullshit. 

MATCH #03
"SUMMERSLAM BATTLE ROYAL"
APOLLO CREWS - ELIMINATED 
JD MCDONAGH - ELIMINATED 
RICK BOOGS - ELIMINATED 
OTIS - ELIMINATED 
GIOVANNI - ELIMINATED 
VIKING RAIDERS - ELIMINATED 
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA - ELIMINATED 
TOMMASO CIAMPA - ELIMINATED 
CAMERON GRIMES  - ELIMINATED 
AUSTIN THEORY - ELIMINATED 
SANTOS ESCOBAR - ELIMINATED
LUDWIG KAISER - ELIMINATED 
MATT RIDDLE  - ELIMINATED 
BUTCH  - ELIMINATED 
OMOS - ELIMINATED 
THE MIZ- ELIMINATED 
GRAYSON WALLER - ELIMINATED 
KARRION KROSS - ELIMINATED 
CHAD GABLE - ELIMINATED 
BRONSON REED - ELIMINATED 
AJ STYLES - ELIMINATED 
SHEAMUS - ELIMINATED 
LA KNIGHT - WINNER 

MATCH #04 "MMA RULES MATCH"
SHAYNA BASZLER DEFEAT RHONDA ROUSEY 
Mixed Martial Arts, this is something you rarely see on the WWE. Shayna Baszler verses Rhonda Rousey. Shayna Baszler said, she always been in the shadow of Rhonda Rousey. Can Shayna Baszler step away from Ronda Rousey's shadow tonight?
I'm proud of Shayna, she proved it to herself and she proved it to everyone here tonight.

MATCH  #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
GUNTHER DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE 
Gunther verses McIntyre, one on one. Imperium barred from ringside. 
McIntyre with a close call pin. Gunther kicking out. McIntyre setting up for a claymore. Gunther escaping the ring. 
Gunther and McIntyre going back and forth with heart to heart chops. 
Gunther delivering of a power bomb on Drew McIntyre followed by a pin. Gunther get the victory.

MATCH #06 "WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT FINN BALOR 
Okay Seth Rollins and Finn Balor. How many times WWE going to make them have matches before Finn Balor eventually become a Heavyweight Champion. 
Finn Balor taking out Seth Rollins from behind before the opening bell. 
That was awesome, Seth Rollins kicks out the cutegra. Finn Balor kicks out pedigree. 
Finn Balor has some trouble. Damien Priest on his way to the ring with the briefcase. Damien Priest offering Finn Balor the briefcase. Rhea Ripley and Dominik coming towards the ring too. Finn Balor didn't want to use the briefcase. Seth Rollins with the stomp on Finn Balor's head. Scoring his win. 

MATCH #07 "WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BIANCA BEL AIR DEFEAT ASUKA AND  CHARLOTTE FLAIR 
Triple threat women's match for the WWE Women's Championship. Bianca Bel Air and Charlotte Flair facing Asuka for her championship. The champion doesn't need to be pinned to make a decision. It's any woman for yourself. You can't forget keep your eyes open for Miss Money In The Bank, Iyo Sky. 
This is an awesome match. These women are really putting in work to gain that Women's championship. Bianca Bel Air is hurt now. EMT is taking her to the back.
Asuka and Charlotte Flair going at it for the moment. Bianca Bel Air is crazy. She getting back inside the ring. She can barely stand. 
Asuka spraying the blue misk on Charlotte's face. Bianca Bel Air pinned Asuka. Bianca Bel Air is our new WWE Women's Champion.
Damage Ctrl running down the ramp. Iyo Sky beating on Bianca's bad leg with the briefcase. Iyo telling the referee to cash it in. 
IYO SKY DEFEAT BIANCA BEL AIR
Iyo Sky is our new WWE Women's Champion.
Bayley and Dakota Kai celebrating in the ring. Damage Ctrl reunited.

MATCH #08 "TRIBAL COMBAT MATCH"
Jey Uso have been calling himself, The Real Tribal Chief. Tonight's main event is a Tribal Combat match. Jey Uso is looking to take down Roman Reigns and become the new Tribal Chief. 
Roman Reigns finally getting back inside the ring. When was the last time we've seen Roman Reigns in a single match. Five months ago at Wrestlemania when he defeated Cody Rhodes. Since then the only thing Roman Reigns was doing opening up Smackdown and talking nonsense on the show. 
Jey Uso filling the ring with a bunch of steel chair. 
Roman Reigns looking for a table underneath the ring. 
Jey Uso with a Samoan drop on Roman Reigns through a table. 
Roman Reigns trying to escape. 
Solo Sikoa is here tonight. Solo Sikoa putting Jey Uso through a table. Solo Sikoa dragging Jey Uso back to the ring.
Roman Reigns inadvertinely speared Solo Sikoa. The spear was meant for Jey Uso but he moved out of the way. 
Solo Sikoa in a discussion with Roman Reigns. Jey Uso speared Roman Reigns through the barricade. 
Jey Uso putting Solo Sikoa through a table.
Jey Uso speared Roman Reigns.
Jey Uso getting ready to pin Roman Reigns. 
An anonymous stranger showed up wearing all black and he pulls Jey Uso out of the ring. 
OMG, this sucked. It turned out to be Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso stabbing his brother in the back. Not just any brother, his twin. That's fucked up. Jey Uso got fucked with no vaseline.

NEXT WWE EVENTS: 


Payback Pittsburgh, Sat., September 02nd


NXT NO MERCY, Saturday, September 30th


FASTLANE, Saturday, October 07th





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