Wednesday, April 20, 2016

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE # 04 "BENJAMIN TROUBLES!"

How many of us, remember the tooth fairy? Lol, that was an assume story to be told to us as young children. The whole concept of leaving your tooth underneath your pillow only to gain money the next morning as you woke up. Who wouldn't want to believe something like that.

Which brings me to my next subject. What are, "magic jeans?" The only magic jeans I can relate to, are the ones that attract me to my male companions. It turns out there is more you can do with your pair of jeans rather than swag n style. In tonight's preview of "Benjamin Troubles!" A film by Kai Ephron

The film is based on reality and make believe. The film is happening to do with a young male, who goes by the name of Benjamin. It appear to be that Benjamin have fell on some hard times suddenly. This isn't anything new everyone falls on hard times. Its just that it appears with Benjamin this seem to have taken him from out of nowhere. 

This is where the magic jeans come in. Benjamin found himself on the sidewalk in the middle of the night with a homeless person hovering over him. It turned out that homeless person was only a figment of Benjamin's imagination. Before the homeless person vanished into thin air, he left with a message and an odd gift. Giving, Benjamin a pair of jeans and delivering a message saying, "Do not let what happen to me, happen to you?" A pretty intense and deep message if you ask me.

It turns out the homeless person was like some sort of a genie delivering those pair of jeans and that message. The jeans were like some kind of ATM. Its sole purpose was to eject money to the holder of the jeans. In order for it to process, whoever is occupying the jeans must be wearing the jeans at all times. Or, else the dispensing of the money will not take place. The magic jeans is set up to give out money every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It does sound cool having a pair of jeans that can dispense currency 24 hours a day but when you think about it. Having those jeans on all the times in order for it to process doesn't seem worth it. It seems smelly, if you ask me.

I hope none of my rusty jabbaz out there aren't currently living in a life of troubles where they may need to rely on a pair of magic jeans.

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