RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER MAY 2016 ISSUE #01 WWE PAY PER VIEW "PAY BACK!"

What an exciting day its been for me? Starting out with my birthday. Celebrating such a wonderful day. Now, its about that time for the nights to get better. In just moments, we're about to have tonight's WWE Pay Per View "Payback!" Everyone preparing for tonight's matches. We have a lot of great matches. Tonight's matches on the line up are, first we have Kevin Owens Vs Sami Zayn, followed by Chris Jericho Vs Dean Ambrose to name a few. There's also a couple of all star title matches. Taking place tonight, we have Natalya Vs Charlotte for the Women's Championship, The Miz Vs Cesaro for the Intercontinental Championship and Kalisto Vs Ryback for the United States Championship. I think, the match that everyone is here to see is the same one I came hear to see, Roman Reigns Vs Aj Styles for the World Heavy Weight Championship. I'm in Roman Reigns corner, "ROMAN EMPIRE, BABY!" I couldn't wait for tonight's pay per view. This is probably the best present I ever received from Vincent McMahon. A pay per view falling exactly on my birthday. I couldn't ask for anything else.

I showed up in time for the first match. There he was, WWE's newest loud mouth, Enzo Amore in the ring mouthing off, before the start of their match.

MATCH #01; ENZO AMORE & CASS VS. THE VAUDEVILLIANS
The match never continued. It had to be stopped. The match was stopped due to a injury, Enzo had suffered. For moments there weren't any movement coming from Enzo. Medical officials had to take him away to a near by medical facility. Commentary were on stand by.

MATCH #02; KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
This match was an awesome match between the both of them. Of, course guess who wins, that asshole, Kevin Owens. Apparently, winning
isn't enough for Kevin Owens. Noooo, he must add extra injury onto
Sami Zayn. As if his point wasn't proven.
CALL THE CHICAGO PD BECAUSE THESE BOYZ DONE STOLE TONIGHT'S SHOW, LOL!

MATCH #03; THE MIZ DEFEAT CESARO
             "INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match was a good match but somehow it turned out to be a waste of time. I owe that all to that scumbag, Kevin Owens. Nothing wouldn't had went wrong if Kevin Owens didn't offer his services at the commentary table. Throughout the course of the match, Sami Zayn returned seeking revenge on Kevin Owens for his loss on the prior match. We all know, Sami Zayn he isn't no sore loser but can you blame the man for returning back to the ring area seeking vengeance on Owens. Kevin Owens sitting at the commentary table talking shit and bragging about his victory over Sami Zayn. I don't blame him one bit but it was because of the outside ring action taking place the referee couldn't focus on the match inside ring. Which lead The Miz to a victory over Cesaro and regaining his championship title.

MATCH #04; DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO
This was another awesome match. I'll be honest, probably the best one of the night. I say that because in this match I wasn't sure of the winner. I'm glad, Dean Ambrose won. Chris Jericho he did everything he can to get the man down. Jericho just couldn't. The Ambrose Asylum remain standing.

MATCH #05; CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA
                 "WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
KILL THE REF!, KILL THE REF!,  KILL THE REF!, KILL THE REF!
Exactly, what I said KILL THE REFEREE! Which referee particularly I'm referring to, Referee Charles Robinson.... Y'all remember when Referee Earl Hebner screwed Brett Hart. Well, it is now Natalya's turn to see what it feels like to be screwed by a referee.
CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!, CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!, CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!, CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!, CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!, CHARLES SCREWED NATALYA!
Referee Charles Robinson called for the bell when Charlotte had Natalya in the sharpshooter. Natalya never tapped out. I think, Referee Charles Robinson is on Ric Flair's payroll.

WHO WILL BE RUNNING MONDAY NIGHT RAW?
Vince McMahon wants blood. Which leave him to grant the running of Monday Night Raw to both, Stephanie and Shane if they could get along. I believe that's the point, Vince want blood!

The moment have arrived. The match everyone came to see. Roman Reigns about to go head to head with Aj Styles. I already know, Roman Reigns got this match locked. Aj isn't leaving Chi town with any titles tonight. My money is on Roman Reigns and the Roman Empire.

MATCH #06; AJ STYLES DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS BY COUNT OUT BUT THE TITLES DON'T CHANGE HANDS.
Shane McMahon came out. He wasn't going to allow a WWE pay per view to end this way. Shane ordered the match to be restarted with no count outs.

MATCH #07; AJ STYLES DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS BY DISQUALIFICATION, THE TITLE STILL CAN NOT CHANGE HANDS.
Stephanie McMahon comes out now with an attempt to one up, Shane by having the match restarted again. This time making it, no count outs and no disqualifications. Roman Reigns was mad now. He wanted to destroy, Aj Styles.

MATCH #08; ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT AJ STYLES
            "WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match"
Roman Reigns finally scored his victory. Gallows and Anderson did have some part in tonight's main event but not like I thought. They were there to help Aj Styles but so was The Usos to take em down.

Shane wants to have a rematch tomorrow night on Monday Night Raw.

WWE EXTREME RULES SUNDAY, MAY 22nd
                      

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #07 "NEIGHBOR'S 2: SORORITY RISING" SCREENING

  GOOD UNIVERSE/ DIRECTED BY: NICHOLAS STOLLER/ UNIVERSAL

Here I am back at it again. It's your favorite writer's favorite writer, Handspin Dinero. I would like to thank my man, Sha-King for tonight's screening ticket to view, "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. I have my heart set on tonight followed by the rest of the weekend. It's been quite some time since I've attended one of these specific screenings. Nothing haven't changed. I'm still prepared for the long line of people I must deal with. That is why, I'm bringing along my lawn folding chair for comfort as I wait in the middle of all that mayhem. Wish me luck, Jabbaz!

I made it on time to tonight's screening and early, probably for my first time. Apparently I didn't need the lawn folding chair after all. The theater wasn't that crowded. There were a lot of remaining seats trying to be filled. They spent about an hour playing, musical chairs, lol. However, I did regret caring the lawn folding chair out this evening. I really paid for it, for its lack of use and inconvenience.

It wasn't until 6pm, when the film finally began. At first I was intrigued, I couldn't hear a thing. I was like, "Wait, a minute I know this ain't no silent movie!". It was good that the theater agreed along with me. This didn't sit well with quite a few members of the audience. Having to release their emotions in such loud outburst. I thought that whole scenery was awesome. I love anything that is considered, ghetto. It only turned out that there was a problem with the sound. Once the problem was taken care of, we proceeded back to tonight's screening.

I'm going to be honest. When I receive these invites for these screenings. I do not have any idea of what the film happens to be about. What I usually have are my own thoughts and ideas of what the film may be about. It appears that 99% of the time I'm wrong. Let's take tonight's screening of the Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. Believe it or not, I actually thought this was going to be some type of horror film. The kind of film I just got finish watching. Those thoughts and ideas weren't anywhere on my mind.

The movie is about these 3 college girls seeking a little more than independence and freedom. They come to that point in their college career where they lack liberation. Shelby, Nora and Beth decided to build their own sorority. For those of you, who never went to college. A sorority is built for the ladies. Just like, how you'll have the fraternities built for the men. The only thing different about being in a sorority. It's totally the opposite of what a fraternity happens to be known for and loved. The girls totally wanted to change the original definition and concept of a sorority. (KAPPA NU, WAS BORN!)

Kappa Nu started out with a little help and mentorship from a former frat brother, Teddy Sanders who offered his services. Teddy and the ladies had a good thing going on until there became a fallout. The film just kept on getting hotter and hotter from that point. It only created more revivals for them.

See, Kappa Nu wasn't very popular in the neighborhood, the girls had moved into. Nothing but loud noises, heavy weed smoking and partying all night long. Now, you tell me?  How many sororities you know that get down like that? That's what made this film so awesome. You'll only see good things like this, str8 off of an film.

This film is crazy. There's a lot of fun and excitement. I think my favorite two parts or characters of the film are... First, I must say the marijuana scene where everyone was going nuts over a trash bag full of chronic. The scene where Mac Radner steals the girls supply of weed. At this point, I have no idea what they plan to do with that trash bag of erb except play football with it. Mac, may have gotten away with the sorority's stash of endo but they'll pay for it. As they did, they paid for it. The girls got them back. Unfortunately, they didn't get there trees back but payback is mother in this movie. I'm not even going to say anything further. All I'm going to say, if you come across postings as such in the film, "KAPPA NU FOOLED YOU!" & "KAPPA NU STEALS FROM YOU!" 

Just know that these bitches don't play.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #06 "THE WEDDING INVITATION!"

"THE WEDDING INVITATION" a film by Rainy Kerwin:
Starring.... Rainy Kerwin, Camille Guaty, Christina Ulloa and Eoin Macken

This crazy I've been waiting all afternoon to see this film but I'm still being put through these annoying short films. Seriously, how many of these do I have to watch. Although I admit, I did like the film, "The Good Business". Regardless that isn't what I came for.

The moment I've been waiting for have finally begun with the start of the film. You should have heard the amount of hands clapping up a storm as the opening monologue began. It is nice to know that I'm not the only one looking forward to what's in stored.

Tonight film takes place in Palm Beach, Florida with three besties, Lucy, Rhian and Nector. Three incredible ladies who will stop at nothing to find themselves a male companion to accompany them to an old high school friend, Denise Matherson's wedding. You would think three fine a#* ladies shouldn't have themselves any problems in retrieving the opposite sex. Apparently this a little bit more than just meeting someone of the opposite sex. It turns out the ladies are looking for a lot more than the average man.

The center of the film mainly focuses on Lucy's continued heartbreaks and humiliations. It started off with the break up of her boyfriend after four years of being together. Lucy was next fired from her job in marketing. Which we found out her boss was her ex. Things began to not go Lucy's way. Of course, a lot of things she may have bought on herself.

I'am glad I hung around and waited till the premiere. The movie was nothing but excitement and pure laughter with a sprinkle of a romance.
Go see, The Wedding Invitation. To find out how visit, theweddinginvitationmovie.com

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #05 "HARRY'S GIFT: A NEW YORK STORY"

I didn't think I was going to make it, here this evening. I would like to say, my prayers and condolences unto Robert "PH" Diaz for a great afternoon in the unveiling of your commemorated street sign. This is where I was earlier this afternoon paying my homage to a great man, great father and great emcee.

After arriving to the Players theater, this evening my only wish was that I should have stayed at the PH tribute celebration. What is this, bull ish? Why am I watching a documentary on Dan Rather, smh. I didn't come here for any Dan Rather documentaries. What is going on here today?

Okay its over, thank God. It was something brief. It began to get borrringggg, lol. Now, we're ready for some action. Getting ready for what I came out here for, "Harry's Gift: A New York Story!"

Perhaps I over estimated what tonight's filming situation was suppose to be like. One of the so call films that I was looking forward to didn't quite turn out like I imagined. I just got finish watching that bullshit documentary of Dan Rather. It turns out that "Harry's Gift" happens to be a documentary too, smh.

Something is telling me that this isn't going to be a movie night. From what I experienced so far, this look more like an documentary night, lol. I know I shouldn't be sitting here complaining about tonight and the direction its moving in. I should perhaps, give it a chance. I'll think about it. I'm disappointed, right now.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE # 04 "BENJAMIN TROUBLES!"

How many of us, remember the tooth fairy? Lol, that was an assume story to be told to us as young children. The whole concept of leaving your tooth underneath your pillow only to gain money the next morning as you woke up. Who wouldn't want to believe something like that.

Which brings me to my next subject. What are, "magic jeans?" The only magic jeans I can relate to, are the ones that attract me to my male companions. It turns out there is more you can do with your pair of jeans rather than swag n style. In tonight's preview of "Benjamin Troubles!" A film by Kai Ephron

The film is based on reality and make believe. The film is happening to do with a young male, who goes by the name of Benjamin. It appear to be that Benjamin have fell on some hard times suddenly. This isn't anything new everyone falls on hard times. Its just that it appears with Benjamin this seem to have taken him from out of nowhere. 

This is where the magic jeans come in. Benjamin found himself on the sidewalk in the middle of the night with a homeless person hovering over him. It turned out that homeless person was only a figment of Benjamin's imagination. Before the homeless person vanished into thin air, he left with a message and an odd gift. Giving, Benjamin a pair of jeans and delivering a message saying, "Do not let what happen to me, happen to you?" A pretty intense and deep message if you ask me.

It turns out the homeless person was like some sort of a genie delivering those pair of jeans and that message. The jeans were like some kind of ATM. Its sole purpose was to eject money to the holder of the jeans. In order for it to process, whoever is occupying the jeans must be wearing the jeans at all times. Or, else the dispensing of the money will not take place. The magic jeans is set up to give out money every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It does sound cool having a pair of jeans that can dispense currency 24 hours a day but when you think about it. Having those jeans on all the times in order for it to process doesn't seem worth it. It seems smelly, if you ask me.

I hope none of my rusty jabbaz out there aren't currently living in a life of troubles where they may need to rely on a pair of magic jeans.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #03 "BLUR"

Okay, I got a seat today. I guess everyone came last night. It was an full house, up in here. Today its hardly even packed. I'm glad though. I went through hell yesterday. I finally get a chance to see a film, off of the Manhattan Film Festival. This is a small theater. This look like I'm sitting in an auditorium. I can't say that, I know auditoriums are bigger than this.

I would like to thank my best friend, D-Biggz for exposing me to this annual film festival. I'am coming out of the Manhattan Film Festival. I just got finish seeing one of the independent films on tonight's schedule list titled "Blur!"

Blur, is sort of like an combination of a musical and a romantic comedy. It happen to be a short film that involves a couple of Carson City. The film is mainly based on the female of the relationship. It is my understanding that every couple have there ups and there downs that normally leads to conflicts and break ups. However, this particular conflict among the couple in the movie is more than your average couple dispute.

Don't get me wrong. The film is a tad boring and that's going by its concept and storyline. You have a girl who spends all day with her boyfriend driving around. As they drive around, the boyfriend is on the wheels and she sits in the passenger seat fascinating over the sounds of her smartphone. She is just sitting there next to her man giggling and playing with herself, clicking over her phone. Her boyfriend is to think, she's working. Work isn't what she's doing. She's just enjoying the sounds of the phone. Sound corny doesn't it.

Your probably wondering, right now whether or not I'm fascinated with the film. There isn't any fuss over the film. It just happen to be the best film scheduled for the night that I read off of, www.manhattanff.com.

I can't say the movie wasn't a blur. However, what happened to me during the rest of the movie may have been a blur, lol.

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #02 "WRESTLEMANIA 32"

This isn't a night I expected to come out here for but I'm glad I did. I'm looking forward to what's in store. I already got myself in the middle of a diva extravaganza as I walked in over the videotron.

Right now, everyone's in the middle of the lounge enjoying the kick off show....

BREA BELLA SCORED THE FIRST VICTORY OF THE EVENING, OFF OF 10 DIVAS ....

Oooh, Oooh Lita so hott I miss you, mami

May the best diva win tonight, the winner of tonight's Divas Championship will become the first recipient of the WWE Women's Championship....
See I knew there were always a reason I loved, Lita.... Thank you, mami!
The Women's Championship that's a real championship not to discredit the Divas Championship.

Bring in the Wild Somoans! I think its okay for the Usos to utilize that name and represent their heritage as they kick the Dudley Boyz ass.
USOS, BREAK OUT THE TABLES!

THE USOS DEFEATING THE DUDLEY BOYZ
YES, USOS! YES USOS!  Of course, The Dudley Boyz are soar losers and hypocrites breaking out the tables. Its just too dam bad they felt the pieces of the fiber across their spines.

We have 10 minutes to start time to Wrestlemania 32....

One minute to go I wonder who's the first match.

Okay its about time. Wrestlemania 32 setting it off with Fifth Harmony performing "America The Beautiful".

Okay, first match of Wrestlemania the Intercontinental Ladder match. That's how you set off a pay per view. Following participants Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, Stardust, Sami Zayn, Sin Cara, Zack Ryder, and the champion Kevin Owens.
I haven't seen not one victory made as of yet. All I'm seeing are ladders being flown all around the ring. This match is so cutthroat, every man out for it. I don't want to say this, I want to be wrong. I want to have Kevin Owens walk out of here without the title over his shoulder. You know what would be awesome if Sin Cara manage to capture a victory. That'll be kool, having both Sin Cara and Kalisto caring titles in their team.
Zack Ryder picks up tonight's victory.
WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOO YOU KNOW IT!

MATCH #01 ZACK RYDER IS THE NEW, "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!"

Now, Rusty Jabbz I want y'all to repeat after me during this match.... "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS",  "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", "Y 2 JACKASS", LMAO ........
You could repeat that as many times as you want. I like doing that. Chris Jericho is an JACKASS!
My money is on Aj Styles. I could careless if Chris Jericho wins this match. This is his 13th Wrestlemania, Jericho has nothing to prove. Aj, this is your first night, show em how "PHENOMENAL!" you are.
Jericho your the only idiot I see inside the ring.
Don't tap Styles, don't!
Aj your letting me down. How you let Jericho kick out the "Styles clash".
For an old man, Y2J can really take a beating.
Oh shit, screw you Jericho your still a "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS" "Y 2 JACKASS"

MATCH #02 CHRIS JERICHO DEFEAT AJ STYLES

"DALLASSSS, DON'T BE SOUR!" THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS! THE NEW DAY ROCKS!
The New Day going toe to toe against The League of Nations for their tag team titles defending their 224 day reign. I admit there were a time I wasn't behind The New Day.

MATCH #03 THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Thanks to outside assistance from King Barrett
                   "Six man Tag Team Championship Match"

Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, Steve Austin entering the ring and taking care of the League of Nations putting their heads to rest from Super kicks to Mr Sock to Stone Cold Stoners.

It's only fuckin 8:21pm this event is awesome, already... earleee

The New Day trying to get Stone Cold to jam with some booty o's
Steve Austin don't dance after a match. He throws back some BREW! You should know that Xavier, Sorry for the stoner, lol.

Okay, Rusty Jabbz we're about to take a journey. Follow me somewhere dark and deep into the dirty crevices of SUPLEX CITY....
SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY SUPLEX CITY
Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun. He's going to kill himself during this match. Sad part he may not even get a victory. Watching this match, you can tell Ambrose was bullied a lot growing up in school. He has a lot of tricks up his sleeves. Here we go, Ambrose about to break out the Terry Funk chainsaw. Omg, that'll be fucked up if he uses it. Then again it is, Broc Lesnar I don't care. I want to see, Dean Ambrose break out the Mick Foley spiked bat. I wouldn't mind seeing him with that. Oh there it is, he got it out now. That was bullshit, of course Lesnar is going to win here tonight. Ambrose never got a chance to even use the spiked bat on him.

MATCH #04 BROC LESNAR DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
                          "NO HOLDS BARRED/ STREET FIGHT"

CONGRATULATIONS TO WWE HALL OF FAME, CLASS OF 2016:
The Godfather, Stan Hansen, The family of The Big Bossman, Jacqueline, The Fabulous Freebirds, Joan Lundan, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Sting

Wrestlemania looking good so far, it's about to get better. We're going into diva action like The Pope this is my best part of the show.
Each diva making an intrigue entrance into the arena.

The crowd up in here is for Sasha, I could feel that.
LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA!, LET'S GO SASHA! BUT I'LL SETTLE FOR BECKY!
Good one, Becky take out the old man about time.
YES SASHA, BANK STATEMENT, MAKE YOUR STATEMENT TONIGHT GIRL.
THIS IS AWESOME, THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME.... Oh I wish I was in the middle of that ring with them broads.
 
MATCH #05 CHARLOTTE DEFEAT SASHA BANKS & BECKY LYNCH          
                     "TRIPLE THREAT DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Charlotte, the new Women's Champion... Her, 197 days reign continue on

This match I have some interests. The Undertaker verses Shane O'Mac. Stipulation "MONDAY NIGHT RAW!" Need I type more.
Shane coming out with his WWE next generation his three boys dancing around at the start of the match. Shane could stay out there as long as he want and have all the fun he wants.
Don't worry about The Undertaker, dam man takes three hours to get his ass down that ramp.
The only question, I got to ask. Will Shane survive The Undertaker's yard?
Shane is taking a lot out of The Undertaker. He maybe able to pull this off. Which sucks if he does because I know there's a lot of you out there who don't want to see The Undertaker go, yet.
I don't know how legit this, Monday Night Raw takeover storyline is. Whatever it is, it seems Shane taking a beating for the return of his grandfather's company.
The Undertaker is out...
Shane's on top of Hell in the Cell.... Shane your wildin'
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
SHANE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF. Scaling off of an 27 foot high steel cage.
You put your body in harms way, only to go home with 0 results.
That was the dumbest thing I ever seen. Shane you came here seeking ownership of Monday Night Raw. Instead your leaving Wrestlemania out on a stretcher. And, I thought R-Truth was the stupid one in WWE, smh

MATCH #06 THE UNDERTAKER DEFEAT SHANE O'MAC
                                     "HELL IN A CELL MATCH"

MATCH #07  WINNER OF ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL, NXT COMPETITOR BARON CORBIN
Diamond Dallas Page, The Big Show, Kane, Shaquille O'Neal, Mark Henry, Damion Sandow, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Tatanka, Darren Young, The Ascensions, Jack Swagger, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, The Mongoose, Tyler Breeze, Baron Corbin

                     "ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL"

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAVE COME BACK TO DALLAS....

Dallas have officially broken the attendance record of Wrestlemania 101,763

The Wyatt Family crashing in on The Rock's party. Seriously, guys y'all going to do the butterfly thing up in here. Yes, I get it y'all Bray Wyatt dickriders, lol. I was wondering where was The Wyatt Family. 
The Rock got jokes, lmao
The Rock getting ready for The Wyatt's, right now
ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY

MATCH #08 THE ROCK PINNED ERICK ROWAN IN 06 SECONDS

John Cena lied everybody, he told us he wasn't participating in Wrestlemania this year. I knew he couldn't stay away.
JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS,

MATCH #09 THE ROCK & JOHN CENA DEFEAT BRAY WYATT & BRAUN STROWMAN

Yes, we finally come to the end of the night. It's time for the main event. We're all getting ready for that ROMAN EMPIRE!
This match gonna be fuckin' crazy....
Six months of weight this man been carrying. Tonight is that moment of truth.
This was what I wanted, them to kill each other over tonight's world championship.
Stephanie with the constant interference.
Yes, Roman don't worry the bitch shouldn't have been in the way. Stephanie handing Triple H the sledgehammer.
LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN, LET'S GO ROMAN

MATCH #10 ROMAN REIGNS DEFEAT TRIPLE H
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ROMAN REIGNS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEXT YEAR AT WRESTLEMANIA 33 WILL BE APRIL 02, 2017 LIVE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER APRIL 2016 ISSUE #01 "NXT TAKEOVER DALLAS!"

Wrestlemania weekend is in full swing as we kick off the night here in Dallas, Tx with an NXT TAKEOVER!

MATCH #01; NXT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
AMERICAN ALPHA DEFEAT THE REVIVAL
A lot of close pins and near falls during this match. I have my eye on American Alpha. YES, and we have new champions, give it up to the American Alpha!

MATCH #02; AUSTIN ARIES DEFEAT BARON CORBIN:
It's an eye for eye time. You heard this man say it himself (Baron Corbin) sending a message to Austin Aries. Austin Aries making his in ring debut tonight against the Lonewolf Baron Corbin. 

MATCH #03; SHINSUKE NAKAMURA DEFEAT SAMI ZAYN
He's back, NXT! It's your heart and soul of the company, SAMI ZAYN. That's right Sami Zayn is here tonight on NXT TAKEOVER DALLAS getting ready for his first time competitor. Coming to you live from Japan, "SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!" I want to hear a lot of this is awesome chants during this match because that's what it is.... "AWESOME!" 
If your an NXT fan, you know your watching your dream match.
This match had all the hype and intensity from both Nakamura and Zayn. Shinsuke Nakamura made an excellent first impression here tonight. Sami Zayn still walked away with his head held high. Congratulations, the both of you.

MATCH #04; NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:
ASUKA DEFEAT BAYLEY.... "NEW NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPIONS!"
Okay, now we finally have some woman about to come on. It's DIVAS TIME! My 2 favorite NXT Divas, Bayley and Asuka. Stephanie McMahon sitting in the audience watching this match. Y'all know what, she's here for.... "IT'S RECRUITING TIME!" Steph draft Bayley, PLEASE!!!!
I'm all for my girl, Bayley. However if Asuka scores tonight victory I won't be mad at her. Two of the baddest broads from NXT going neck and neck for the Women's championship gold. Oh shit, it happened. Perhaps I jinxed Bayley. I should have been a little more supportive. I'm sorry girl.
Let's hope this happens to Charlotte on Sunday.

MATCH #05; NXT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
FINN BALOR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
This is a match I'm getting sick of, Somoa Joe and Finn Balor. I'm tired of these two. Somoa Joe have really been intense towards gunning for the championship. I want this feud to end already. They have been feuding forever.
Welcome to NXT, Mr Roode your enjoying what you see.
I apologize if I'm not chanting, "THIS IS AWESOME!" After seeing a match with these two participants for numerous times. You prefer to chant, "THIS IS BORING!"
Oh wuppie, Finn Balor won again. I guess, we'll be seeing these two at one another pretty soon.

A lot of things happening involving Wrestlemania 32. We just finished with tonight's edition of NXT TAKEOVER. Tomorrow, the tour will continue on. Join us tomorrow night for the WWE Hall of Fame. Then on Sunday it's the day everyone will be waiting for.
Special start time for Wrestlemania 32 this Sunday at 7pm. The Wrestlemania 32 kick off show will be broadcasted this Sunday over the USA network at 6pm. Jonathan Coachman will have the entire Wrestlemania 32 covered over ESPN network.