KICK OFF SHOW:
Hosted by Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg and David Otunga
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01:
NEVILLE DEFEAT AKIRA TOZAWA
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
Titus O'neil @ ringside. Seriously, do you think Titus O'neil give a crap about Akira Tozawa. How will Titus O'neil feel if Akira Tozawa takes a loss. Tozawa isn't a friend nor a client to Titus O'neil. All Akira Tozawa is an investment. There's alot riding on Akira Tozawa involving the Titus Brand. What a match, my money was on Akira Tozawa. However, Neville is walking out of Dallas, Cruiserweight Champion. After, 07 month of the Cruiserweight Championship reign. Who is on the Neville level?
Where getting ready for the WWE Pay Per View, the Great Balls of Fire coming to you live from Dallas, Texas.
First match up, kicking it off with the false prophet better known as, Bray Wyatt facing Seth Rollins.
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt looks worried as Rollins enter the arena. Bray Wyatt has alot to prove in this match. Is, Bray Wyatt what he preaches? We all know about Seth Rollins. He is the man, he claim to be. Wow, what an awesome suplex from Bray Wyatt, shaking the ring. I feel for Rollins, he's down for the moment landing on his knees. We know the history of knee damage Seth Rollins faced in his career. Bray Wyatt getting the advantage. Seth Rollins making a come back, planting Bray Wyatt with the falcon arrow. Bray Wyatt planting Seth Rollins with a euronaghi. Seth Rollins still manage to get his shoulder up. Bray Wyatt losing it. He results to talking to himself. No one knows, what's on Bray Wyatt's mind. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail on Seth Rollins to score tonight's victory.
Coming up next it's the feud that everyone wanted to see. The break up of Enzo and Big Cass. Everybody online have gotten their wish. This match is very interesting, sort of a "David Vs Goliath" theme. As much as I hate Enzo Amore. I'm behind him. I don't believe in big man beat little man type of matches.
Enzo, shut the hell up. Your making it hard for me to support you. I have to face it. If I'm going to support, Enzo Amore. I have to put up with his big mouth, smh.
BIG CASS DEFEAT ENZO AMORE
Enzo Amore starting it off with a quick attack on Big Cass. Enzo Amore showing his speed and quickness around Cass. Big Cass letting off his years of frustration of being Enzo's partner. This is a match of New Jersey verses Queens. Who's winning tonight for their hometown? Enzo was almost counted out. Who think, Enzo should have taken that count out? It look like Queens have it. Big Cass going home victorious at the start of his career.
MATCH #03 "30 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH"
SHEAMUS AND CESARO DEFEAT THE HARDY'S BOYZ
"WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
This match right here is for the WWE Tag Team Championship but its much more than that. It's a match of strength, stamina and endurance. Which team have the ability to pull it off? So far, we have Sheamus scoring the first fall on Matt Hardy (01 to 00). We're five minutes into the match and Sheamus and Cesaro dominating. Jeff Hardy desperately need to make a tag to his brother, Matt. Matt Hardy taken out with a brogue kick by Sheamus knocking Matt Hardy off the corner. We're now ten minutes (20:10) into the match. Sheamus with another fall on Jeff Hardy. Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 02 to 00. Matt Hardy making a comeback with a beat down on Sheamus. It seems that The Hardy's got themselves back in the match. Matt Hardy with a fall on Sheamus. The Hardy's are now 01 to 02 with Sheamus and Cesaro. That's bullshit right there. There going to give the next fall to Sheamus and Cesaro. There granting falls based off of count outs. Sheamus and Cesaro scoring a fall by count out. Matt Hardy was counted out. Sheamus and Cesaro, now up 03 to 01 with The Hardy Boyz. Twenty minutes into the match, it's been Sheamus and Cesaro dominating the match. We are under nine minutes. We are coming towards the end of match. The Hardy's need to find away to get themselves a tie. With only (7:02) left, Jeff Hardy scoring a fall on Cesaro. The Hardy's Boyz are now 02 to 03 with Sheamus and Cesaro. Four minutes left to the match, can The Hardy's score a tie with Sheamus and Cesaro. Matt Hardy with a twist of faith from the top rope, scoring a fall onto Sheamus (2:53). The Hardy's Boyz are now tied with Sheamus and Cesaro 03 to 03. We're under 60 seconds now, Cesaro picking a fall (:56). Cesaro breaking the tie between The Hardy's at (:33). Sheamus and Cesaro are now up 04 to 03 with The Hardy's Boyz. Jeff Hardy never got a chance to score his next fall. The time clock stopped (:00). Sheamus and Cesaro score tonight's victory with 04 to 03 over The Hardy Boyz.
MATCH #04 "RAW'S WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS BY COUNT OUT
Sasha Banks looking to become 04X Women's Champion. Alexa Bliss damaging her arm on purpose. Sasha Banks having pity for Alexa Bliss's injury. Alexa Bliss showing that she's double jointed, popping her injured elbow back in. Alexa Bliss from the top rope. Sasha Banks with the bank statement on Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss manage to get to the rope in order for Sasha Banks to break the hole. Alexa Bliss planning an intentional count out. Alexa Bliss doesn't care, she'll take it. As, Alexa Bliss leave the arena smiling and as champion. Sasha Banks is not going to let this match end this way. Sasha Banks leaving Alexa Bliss with a message. Sasha Banks with a power drive from off the commentary table taking out Alexa Bliss.
MATCH #05 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
Dean Ambrose getting an early jump on the Miztourage. Dean Ambrose may have paid for that Curtis Axel coming back at Dean Ambrose. The Miz hanging on the side allowing this beat down to take place. The Miz is at his own pace tonight. The Miz taking his advantage over Dean Ambrose. The Miz with the domination over Dean Ambrose throughout the match. Dean Ambrose, finally comes back with a clothesline giving himself sometime. The Miz manage to lock in the figure four on Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose feeling the pain from his left leg, he can barely stand up. A sudden boost of adrenaline, Dean Ambrose going after The Miztourage and The Miz. Dean Ambrose planting the dirty deeds on The Miz. Dean Ambrose came so close to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. Until, Maryse came in and saved the day. Maryse putting The Miz's leg on the bottom rope. The Miztourage still having an advantage throughout this match.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR, Here comes The Beast, Braun Strowman. He's more of a beast than Broc Lesnar. An ambulance match between Strowman and Reigns. Who's strong enough to lock their opponent in the back of an ambulance? This match going to be crazy.
MATCH #06 "AMBULANCE MATCH"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
I apologize for my lack of reviews on this match. I had my eyes focused at what I'm seeing here. I agree, this is awesome (repeat) this is awesome, this is awesome, this is awesome, this is awesome. Oh wow, Roman Reigns got suckered. Roman Reigns going for a spear of Braun Strowman into the ambulance. Braun Strowman manage to move out of the way. Roman Reigns landed himself inside the back of the ambulance. Braun Strowman closing the ambulance doors in order for him to get the victory of the match.
MATCH #07 "IMPROMPTU MATCH"
HEATH SLATER DEFEAT CURT HAWKINS
Roman Reigns coming out of from the back of the ambulance. Roman Reigns is not finished with Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns locking Braun Strowman in the back of the ambulance now. Roman Reigns getting in the driver's seat and driving the ambulance into the parking lot area. Roman Reigns placing the ambulance into reverse and smashing the ambulance up against a parked rigg. Braun Strowman is trapped inside a damaged ambulance. The fire department is being called out with the jaws of life to rescue, Strowman. Braun Strowman is very resistant towards the help of the fire department and medical assistants.
MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
BROC LESNAR DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Tonight for the first time ever, these two beast will collide. Someone tonight will go home a Universal Champion. Just in case, it happen to be Broc Lesnar. I'm going to tell you this, Broc Lesnar will not leave Dallas that easy. He has a fight on his hand. Look at that already, a hurricane coming blazing taking out Broc Lesnar and Paul Heyman. The match haven't even started yet. Great upperhand coming from Somoa Joe, totally awesome. Lesnar regaining his witts and boost of adrenaline with the toss of multiple suplex cities. Somoa Joe with a low blow to Lesnar. The referee's vision was distorted. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Lesnar. Broc Lesnar with a desperate F5 to get himself out the coclena clutch. Broc Lesnar manage to capture the victory.
Thank you for joining us tonight at the first time ever, "Great Balls of Fire". I still think the name sounds like a porno, lol.
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