Sunday, October 8, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 Issue #01 "HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW"

KICK OFF SHOW; Hosted By Renee Young, Peter Rosenberg & David Otunga:
SmackDown Live Pay Per View, coming to you live tonight from one of the BADDest cities in the U.S., Detroit! I still haven't seen the movie yet. Anyway I'm going to see tonight's pay per view, "HELL IN A CELL!"

Tye Dillinger have something to say to Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan making tonight's United States Championship match a triple threat match involving Tye Dillinger. This may give Aj Styles less of a chance holding onto his title. However, I believe Baron Corbin may have less of a chance now. Considering, Corbin's hatred towards Dillinger his focus will be distorted.

The Hype Bros coming out getting ready for their match followed by Chad Gable and Shelton Benjamin. I'm not routing for the Hype Bros but they need this win. There going nowhere these days.
KICK OFF SHOW MATCH:
SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHAD GABLE DEFEAT THE HYPE BROS
The team just couldn't pull it off, again. The Hype Bros, only falling further and further on the tag team ladder.  "B-"

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:
Starting it off already with our first Hell In A Cell Match, The New Day Vs The Usos.
MATCH #01 "Tag Team Championship"
THE USOS DEFEAT THE NEW DAY
Big E & Xavier Woods in this match, Kofi Kingston outside the cage.
God, how many kendu sticks are under the ring, smh. The New Day came prepared. The Usos, now redefining brutality. Xavier Woods handcuffed to the corner of the ring post and being brutally whipped with the kendu sticks. Big E, all alone in the ring. Xavier Woods manage to get himself unhinged from the corner ring post but still handcuffed.
Kofi Kingston forced to watch this from the outside of the cage. I didn't see this coming. I was not expecting a title change. The Usos dominated this match leading them to become the 05X Tag Team Champions. "B-"

MATCH #02
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT RUSEV
Rusev looking for some type of retribution tonight against the legend killer. This would be a good boost in the Bulgarian brute's career to take down Randy Orton. The match is going great so far. I wouldn't do that, you know toying with Randy Orton. Randy Orton escape from the accolade. Rusev caught up to Orton with a dropkick. Randy Orton escaping another accolade attempt and planting Rusev with an RKO. I guess Rusev still have some more work to do if he wants to conquer Randy Orton's jungle. "A"

Last minute installment to this match of Tye Dillinger. We heard earlier it is now, a triple threat/ United States Championship match. I agree with Corey Graves, Baron Corbin have a right to be upset about Tye Dillinger crying and complaining to Daniel Bryan about being in this match. You can't feel for Corbin though. The guy is a loner and a bully.

MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES & TYE DILLINGER
So far its all Baron Corbin in this match. I wonder if Dillinger wishes he watched this match from the locker room now. Aj Styles starting to feel some momentum. Aj Styles finally taking down Baron Corbin. Now, Tye Dillinger is back in the ring. One on one, Styles and Dillinger. Aj Styles with the crabcrusher on Tye Dillinger. Dillinger came this close to tapping out. Baron Corbin only thinking about himself, pulls Dillinger out of the ring. Styles with a slingshot over the apron taking out Corbin and Dillinger. All three men, back in the ring. Baron Corbin blasting Aj Styles out of the ring. Baron Corbin pinning Tye Dillinger. Triple threat rules, a champion doesn't have to be pinned in a triple threat match. Baron Corbin is now the new, United States Champion his first WWE Championship. He finally earned something. "B"

Just another case of The Harts Verses The Flairs. When will this ish end, lol.

MATCH #04 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT NATALYA BY DISQUALIFICATION
Second sharpshooter, Charlotte feeling the pain in the left knee. Charlotte with a moonslaught taking out Natalya. Charlotte landing on her injured knee. Natalya taking a steel chair to Charlotte's injured knee with repeated shots. Natalya getting herself purposely disqualified. "C"

Okay, Nakamura this is your second chance don't let me down. I tell you if Nakamura wins tonight. I'm going out drinking until the sun comes up. It's Columbus Day, tomorrow too. NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA NAKAMURA

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
The Singhs making there presence, the referee having them removed from the arena. Nakamura had Mahal down for the 03 count during that brief distraction. Jinder Mahal manage to grab the ring rope to break the count. Jinder Mahal taking his championship and getting out of there. Nakamura in high pursuit and bringing Mahal back to the ring. Nakamura misses with the high kick, hitting his lower knee into the ring post. Jinder Mahal seizing the moment and capitalizing on another victory. I guess I won't  be going out drinking tonight.  :-(    "C-"

We're getting ready for Bobby Roode first WWE in ring pay per view....
Dolph Ziggler, backing it up he's cutting out his entrance music. "NO ENTRANCE MUSIC FOR ZIGGLER"

MATCH #06
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER
When was the last time we seen Dolph Ziggler inside a WWE ring. It's good to see him out here again. Bobby Roode is fading. Ziggler have him in a sleeper. Ziggler almost had him with a DDT. Another sleeper by Ziggler. A Ziggler famouser, Ziggler trying all the tricks on Bobby Roode. Bobby Roode with a spine buster. A series of pinfall attempts between Ziggler and Roode. Roode beating Ziggler at his own game with the tights.  "A"

MATCH #07 "HELL IN A CELL FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT SHANE MCMAHON
Brilliant strategy by Shane with the early attack on Owens. Shane getting himself an upperhand. Shane have Kevin Owens wrapped in the triangle. Desperation on Kevin Owens with a powerbomb on Shane across the steel steps. Kevin Owens keep repeating, "Why you making me do this?" Kevin Owens with the table. Shane putting Owens through that table. Shane with a coast to coast dropkick into the trash can on Kevin Owens. Shane trying to leave the cell. The referee's won't open up the cell. Shane using a bolt cutter to open up the cell. The 02 are now fighting outside of the cell. Falls count anywhere. Kevin Owens have Shane McMahon layed out across the commentary table. Kevin Owens not thinking clearly. Does this man ever think clearly, lol. Kevin Owens climbing a 20 foot cage. It turns out Kevin Owens may have some smarts afterwall. He didn't do whatever it is, he was thinking. Now, Shane McMahon is climbing up alongside this 20 foot cell. We have 02 men at the top of the steel cage going blow for blow. Who knows what can happen? Why do I have a feeling this cage is scheduled to collapse. Can you imagine falling down off of a 20 foot steel cage. It look like Kevin Owens is getting off of there. Kevin Owens starting to climb down. Shane won't let him go anywhere. The 02 continuing to fight on their way down. Kevin Owens falling off of the cage right into the announce table. Kevin Owens looks lifeless. The match isn't over. Shane want to continue to do more damage. Shane McMahon laying Kevin Owens across the announce table. Shane McMahon climbing back up to the top of the steel cage. Shane taking a dive off of the 20 foot cage but Sami Zayn saving Kevin Owens pulling him away at the last second. Then, dragging Kevin Owens body to be placed over Shane for the victory.  "F"

NEXT WWE PPV EVENT:
RAW'S TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS OCTOBER 22ND

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE'S SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

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