Monday, October 23, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2017 "WWE Tables Ladders & Chairs PPV!"

TLC KICK OFF SHOW PANEL: RENEE YOUNG, PETER ROSENBERG & DAVID OTUNGA

TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS PAY PER VIEW BOUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MN

KICK OFF SHOW:
SASHA BANKS DEFEAT ALICIA FOXX
This match is a slap in the boss's face. Sasha Banks wrestling this evening on the Kick off show. How many of y'all out there feeling this, bullshit that's going on right now in the ring. Alicia Foxx standing her ground in this match but it didn't quite pay off. The victory goes to Sasha Banks. 03 N 00, THE BOSS DOESN'T DO KICK OFF SHOWS. "C+"

We starting off early with her. She's here! She's here! She's here! The 523 day reigning NXT Women's Champion, ASUKAAAAAA

MATCH #01
ASUKA DEFEAT EMMA
Emma held her own like she said, she'll do in this match. Asuka just came prepared. Emma tapped out to the Asuka lock. "B-"

Lmao, I would just like to thank Jason Jordan with his sketch of raining produce at Elias's expense, lol. It doesn't look like anyone from Minneapolis will be walking with Elias, lol.

We're getting ready for some Cruiserweight action. Cruiserweight action need to be on more Raw pay per views.

MATCH #02
CEDRIC ALEXANDER & RICH SWANN DEFEAT BRIAN KENDRICK & JACK GALLAGHER  "B"

This is an awesome match, I would love to see Mickie James leave Minneapolis tonight carrying the championship with the God number.

MATCH #03 "Raw's Women's Championship"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT MICKIE JAMES
Alexa Bliss being a little embarrassed in the early opening of the match. Alexa Bliss releasing her anger, lol. Mickie James bought out her "A" game. Alexa throwing a fit. She tried everything and haven't been able to pin Mickie James. Mickie James misses from the top rope with the kick. It was only a partial kick. Alexa Bliss with a DDT taking down Mickie James. Those weren't the results I was looking for, congratulations to Mickie James, anyway. Great job, great job.  "A-"

Elias, coming back out here. He must want some more produce tossed at him, lol.

Enzo having laryngitis but yet he's still talking, smh

MATCH #04 "Cruiserweight Championship"
ENZO AMORE DEFEAT KALISTO
More wrestling and less fooling and around. Enzo spending his time mocking the champion. Enzo with a thumb to Kalisto's eye while the referee back was turned. Enzo Amore capturing the Cruiserweight Championship and becoming the 02 time Cruiserweight champion.  "C-"

This is a crazy match. I guess, I should thank Bray Wyatt for getting sick, lol. Nuh, I ain't going to do that. No matter, how much I hate someone I would never be grateful if bodily harm came to them. Get well soon, Bray Wyatt!
MATCH #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT AJ STYLES
This match was originally suppose to be The Demon vs Sister Abigail. Due to some surprising circumstance, it became The Demon vs The Phenomenal One. You have 02 great competitors from 02 different brands who have never met inside the same ring before. Tonight is the first night, these 02 will face off inside a WWE ring. Aj Styles being loaned to Raw for the night as per Daniel Bryan. Aj Styles with his mind set on this match coming from South America, this weekend. I'm unbias in this match. I have alot of love and respect for both opponents. I will say, this though. I hope SmackDown wins.   "A"

Elias, coming back out in the ring with a song for Jason Jordan.

MATCH #06
JASON JORDAN DEFEAT ELIAS
Elias seeking some payback. He didn't find Jason Jordan's produce jokes to be funny, earlier. Jason Jordan such a small man when you compare him to Elias. Elias tossing Jason across the apron. Jason is hurt. Injury and all, Jason Jordan picking up a victory here tonight.  "B"

I would like to say, get well soon to Roman Reigns, another wrestler who is unavailable to wrestle in tonight's match due to a virus going around. Who would of ever thought after eleven years away from the ring. We'll ever see, Kurt Angle step back into it. It was seventeen years ago today, Kurt Angle defeated The Rock for the WWE Championship. Is there fire still left in the Olympic gold medalist? We'll find out in a few moments.

MATCH #07 "Tables, Ladders & Chairs 05 on 03 Handicap Match"
DEAN AMBROSE, SETH ROLLINS AND KURT ANGLE DEFEAT THE MIZ, SHEAMUS, CESARO, KANE & BRAUN STROWMAN
Kurt Angle and The Shield early domination.
Kurt Angle with the German suplex, wooooo how long it's been since we've seen one of those. Suplex on The Miz, Suplex on Sheamus, Suplex on Cesaro. Oh yeah, Kurt Angle is all fired up. Kurt Angle ankle lock on Kane. The Miz pulling Kane out the ring. Braun Strowman slamming Kurt Angle through a table. Kurt Angle might be out. Medical alert team taking Kurt Angle to the back. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins might be in trouble the remainder of the match. Miz and company have the advantage. Kane hit Braun Strowman accidentally. Braun Strowman pushing down, Kane onto the apron. These 02 were about to get into it. The Miz playing mediator among the monsters, lol. Dean Ambrose being thrown through a table by Cesaro. The Miz having a garbage truck backed up into the arena. Miz and Co. throwing The Shield into the garbage truck. The Shield not letting themselves get embarrassed. The Shield still have fight in them, off of the garbage truck. Kane chokeslammed Braun Strowman through the stage. Kane ripping the chairs from the ceiling burying Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman manage to climb out. Strowman going after Kane. The Miz, Sheamus & Cesaro trying to reason with Strowman. Strowman doesn't want to hear it. The Miz, Sheamus, Cesaro and Kane turned on Braun Strowman. Braun Strowman being tossed in the back of a garbage truck and hauled out the arena. Kurt Angle is back with a vengeance. Kurt Angle taking out Sheamus through a table with a Angle slam, Cesaro through a table with a Angle slam. The Shield taking out Kane. The Miz and Kurt Angle alone in the ring. The Miz tried to place the skull crushing finale on Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle manage to lift up his shoulder by the third count. Dean Ambrose with the dirty deeds on The Miz. Kurt Angle goes for pin to score the victory. The Shield with the cutegra, "Triple Power Bomb" on The Miz, lmao. The Shield plus Kurt Angle winning a match that everyone probably thought they weren't going to make it out of alive. The odds were definitely against them
  "A+"

UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:

NXT TAKEOVER HOUSTON NOVEMBER 18TH

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES NOVEMBER 19TH

CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS  ????

ROADBLOCK  ????

ROYAL RUMBLE JANUARY 28, 2018

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