Thursday, December 26, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2019 Issue #06 "WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Madison Square Garden"


I'm sorry no disrespect to the United States of America but I don't do the Star Spangled banner. Forgive me if I refuse to stand.
This is awesome, no noise bleed seats tonight. I got myself a monitor right in front of me. I don't have to worry about straining my eyes to see the ring.

MATCH #01 "TRIPLE THREAT RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT THE STREET PROFITS AND THE O.C. 
WWE Live Holiday Tour, off to a good start. Winners and still Tag Team Champions, The Viking Raiders. Leaving the NYC and Madison Square Garden still as champions.👏👏👏👏

Serious, we just kicked off tonight with an awesome match. How did we go from a dope Triple Threat match to No Way Jose, smh. BOOOOO!!!! HE SUCKS!!! 
Okay it look like Drew McIntyre is about to send No Way Jose back on the conga line crippled, lol. 
MATCH #02
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT NO WAY JOSE 
💤 WWE just wasted New York's time with this match. 🛌

Another match that's a waste of time. We all know championship titles do not exchange hands on a house show. Zelina Vega isn't making this match any better with all that smoke she's blowing out her ass. 
MATCH #03 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
ANDRADE DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
You know what I think Rey Mysterio is awesome. I think I'll take that Rey Mysterio T-Shirt from the concession area. I always been a sucker for short men who stand up to bullies. 
Okay that threw me off. Andrade capturing the United States Championship off of Rey Mysterio. Wow, that is something that usually don't happen on a house show. You know how Vince McMahon is, he wants all the big matches to be saved for television. Win or lose, Rey your still awesome. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 619 

MATCH #04
RANDY ORTON  DEFEAT AJ STYLES
I'm getting sick and tired of these two. I'm with Randy Orton on this match. I want Randy Orton to kick Aj Styles ass and put an end to this feud. Randy Orton owes Aj Styles a beat down from Monday Night. Never in a million years would I ever think about siding with Rat Ass Orton. That is something else I never thought of seeing Randy Orton saluting the fans. Face turn Orton.
Okay WWE fans it seems we're having technical difficulties. The monitor keeps going in and out. 
Randy Orton fighting on his bad leg, he can barely stand. 
RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO 
Randy would of had one if The OC didn't pull away Aj Styles. The Viking Raiders making sure The OC don't go anywhere.
Randy Orton accomplishing his RKO on Aj Styles.

New York City is about to make some history. The first ever women's steel cage inside of  Madison Square Garden. 
OMG, these two again. I swear WWE love these two killing one another. I'm getting sick and tired of the whole Charlotte Flair/Becky Lynch drama. 🤭 💤
Oh thank you, God for shutting me up. ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA. 
Okay I wasn't 100% wrong, Becky Lynch is still in this match.🤭 💤
ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏 ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏 ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏 ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏 ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏 ASUKA TWO BELTS 👏👏👏

MATCH #05 "STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE  RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR AND ASUKA
Truthfully I don't know who I like in this match. All I know this match is sexy. I wish I was all alone inside that steel cage with Becky, Charlotte and Asuka. My dick is getting hard. Thank God my blog site isn't PG-13. 
Becky Lynch pinning down Charlotte. This was strange throughout the whole match not one female made an attempt to escape the cage. It would of been cool to see one of them jump from the top of the cage. 
Oh come on already, how long is Becky Lynch going to do her exit music outro. Yes, bitch we get it you won the match. What the fuck is Becky doing saluting the whole fuckin' arena. 🤦‍♂️

MATCH #06 "24/07 CHAMPIONSHIP"
SUNIL SINGH DEFEAT R-TRUTH
Sunil pinning R-Truth to become the new 24/07 Champion.
R-Truth pinning Sunil Singh to become the new 24/07 Champion.
This match is bullshit.🖕🖕

MATCH #07
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT BUDDY MURPHY 
I don't know but I actually enjoyed that match for some reason. Even though it was weird. A match of one's upmanship and the tango between Aleister Black and Buddy Murphy, lol.

Oh God, Lana just ruined my night. You talk about a rotten apple in New York City. You don't get anymore rotten than Lana. 
Bobby Lashley and Lana getting married on Monday is a reason not to watch Raw, this coming Monday. 
Lana claiming Rusev Day is cancelled.
RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY RUSEV DAY 
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Ricochet filling in for Rusev Day.
MATCH #08 
RICOCHET DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY 
Lana being ejected from the arena for attempting to attack Ricochet with her shoe.
Bobby Lashley being a sore loser and venting his frustrations onto Ricochet.

Oh my God its getting late. I have work in the morning. I've enjoyed tonight's WWE Live Holiday Tour event. I believe my wallet can speak for me on that. All the money I've spent. I hope this is the main event up next. I have to get out of here and get some sleep.

Sunday, March 22nd WWE returns to New York City and the Madison Square Garden. Pre Tickets are on sale now with the Pre sale
Password: Road to Wrestlemania 

MATCH #09 "NO HOLDS BARRED"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT KEVIN OWENS
Oh God I can't take these seats anymore. My knees are all cramped. I need to stand up and watch this main event. My knees are killing me. 
I notice Seth Rollins came out alone tonight. It doesn't mean that the AOP aren't near by. 
WE WANT STUNNERS! Do the Owens stunner. 
STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER 
My monies worth is to leave here tonight with Seth Rollins being stunned. 
Why are people sneezing on me in The Garden. New York bringing germs to The Garden. Perhaps someone's looking over my shoulders and reading my terrible reviews about tonight's WWE Live Holiday tour, lol. 
I knew, Rollins cronies weren't far. AOP attacking Kevin Owens. Seth Rollins with the pin on Kevin Owens. BOOOOO!!!!
Seth Rollins and AOP continuing with the attack on Kevin Owens. 
Somoa Joe haven't forgotten about Monday night. Here comes the submission magician, Somoa Joe with a kendu stick taking out AOP. Seth Rollins tasting a piece of furniture before New York City exit The Garden. Seth Rollins getting the tables, lmfao.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
HAPPY HOLIDAYS NEW YORK! 👏👏👏👏👏
WOOOO HOOOO GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

Upcoming WWE Events:
Friday Night Smackdown live in Detroit Friday, Dec. 27th
NXT Takeover Blackpool Sunday, January 12th
NXT/NXT-UK World's Collide Saturday, January 25th
WWE Royal Rumble Sunday, January 26th
Monday Night Raw Monday live at the Barclay's Center Monday, March 02nd 
WWE Live Road to Wrestlemania Tour, Sunday, March 22nd 
NXT Takeover Tampa Bay Saturday, April 04th
WWE WRESTLEMANIA Sunday, April 05th

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