Sunday, December 15, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2019 Issue #02 "WWE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS"

 This isn't what I had planned for tonight. I had my heart set on watching Rings Of Honor "Final Battle". It appears that there's a technical difficulty with the streaming service. First they said, 6pm was the start time. Then they changed it to 7pm. Its 7pm and nothing is happening. I guess it look like I'm stuck with TLC for the night. πŸ˜₯

Kick Off Show Panel: Booker T, Jonathan Coachman and Charly Caruso and David Otunga 

Okay, it look like the pay per view is about to begin right now. The kick off show must of been at 6pm. Okay, even better. We're getting right into it. 

MATCH #01 "SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/ LADDER MATCH"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE REVIVALS 
This is going to be a good match. I'm not a huge fan of The New Day but I'm all for them. The Revivals are going to have a test tonight. The Revivals have never participated in a ladder match, before. The Revivals putting there original style of wrestling on hold for tonight to compete in the ladder match. 
30 minutes into the match, everything going fine. The New Day staying on top of the match. It look like momentum have shifted. The Revivals showing everyone what they're capable of. Dash Wilder with his hand on the title. Big E slamming Dash Wilder off of the ladder. Scott Dawson has his hands on title. Kofi Kingston slamming Scott Dawson off of the ladder. Kofi Kingston recapturing the gold for the team. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ NEW DAY!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Congratulations to The New Day remaining Smackdown Tag Team Champions. 
Okay, TLC is off to a good start. 

MATCH #02 
ALEISTER BLACK DEFEAT BUDDY MURPHY
Buddy Murphy doesn't seems threatened by Aleister Black. In fact, Buddy Murphy is mocking Aleister Black. Aleister Black finally getting that knock on his door. Buddy Murphy and Aleister Black so evenly matched in size and definition. Both men, undefeated since being drafted to Raw. My pick to win this match is Aleister Black. Aleister Black isn't winning easy. Buddy Murphy giving Aleister Black a run for his money. Aleister Black finally getting an opportunity to take apart Buddy Murphy. Aleister Black's nose is busted open. Buddy Murphy really doing a number on Aleister Black. Aleister Black holding on to his jar. I don't know, it might just be me who's thinking this way. I believe, Aleister Black slept on Buddy Murphy. Buddy Murphy with a series of kicks to Aleister Black's jar. I gotta give it to Aleister Black, he's still standing despite all the abuse he received during this match. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Oh yeah, baby he did it. Aleister Black remains undefeated. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ AWESOME!!!

MATCH #03 "OPEN CHALLENGE/ RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE VIKING RAIDERS VS THE O.C. 
Answering the open challenge, The Best Tag Team In The World, The O.C. 
I see, The O.C. still walking around with that trophy they won at Crown Jewel. The O.C. looking for their 03rd tag team title reign. 
The referee counting out the match.
It look like The O.C. didn't accomplish what they came out for. The Viking Raiders walking out of TLC remaining the Raw Tag Team Champions. 

MATCH #04 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"
KING CORBIN DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS
Why am I not surprised, Baron Corbin having his sudan fixed just so he can be carried out to the arena, smh. 🀦‍♂️
This is probably, Baron Corbin's biggest match ever. The King verses The Big Dog. Okay, Baron Snorbin prove to everyone in the arena and to everyone watching over the internet, how much of a King are you.
The Corbin security already going after Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns taking out the security team. Roman Reigns on top of King Corbin. Roman Reigns looking to make King Corbin pay for all that abuse and criticism over the past weeks. Momentum being changed, King Corbin with the steel ladder ramming it into the ribs of Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns with the superman punch on King Corbin. Roman Reigns going for the pin. King Corbin barely kicking out. That was so close. The crowd's yelling out, "TABLES". Roman Reigns going to oblige. King Corbin with a can of dogfood to the back of the head of Roman Reigns. King Corbin choke slamming Roman Reigns through the same table, he just set up. Roman Reigns with a somoan drop on King Corbin through the announce table. Roman Reigns putting his own life on the line. Can you blame, Roman Reigns? King Corbin is such an asshole. Roman Reigns willing to do anything to destroy this man and his kingdom. Dolph Ziggler from underneath the ring with a superkick to Roman Reigns. Dolph Ziggler getting involved for the remainder of the match. We're about to experience some deja vu. Dolph Ziggler and King Corbin with handcuffs and dog food. The Revivals back out here, after their match from earlier tonight. Roman Reigns is one man verses all. Dolph Ziggler with a chair shot followed by a Zig Zag on Roman Reigns. Right now, we're looking at a four on one match. King Corbin with the end of days taking down, Roman Reigns. Yes, King Corbin defeated Roman Reigns but was it an awesome win. No way in hell. KING CORBIN SUCKS! This is our King and this is how he wants to run it. πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

MATCH #05 
BRAY WYATT DEFEAT THE MIZ 
This is another match where I'am on the side of a superstar whom I'm not very fond of. I hope, The Miz get some justice for himself and his family. I can't forget, I hope he finally get answers to Daniel Bryan's whereabouts. 
The Miz have no time for Bray Wyatt's bullshit. You can see from his impression. The Miz want to get it on. The Miz setting off tonight's match. The Miz taking it personal tonight. 
Bray Wyatt defeating The Miz that was a quick match. WWE isn't very high on The Miz anymore. Just look how quick that match was. On top of it all, The Miz couldn't even get The Fiend or a title match for TLC. 
Bray Wyatt with a rather large mallet. 
Daniel Bryan is back with a new look, haircut and shaved beard. Daniel Bryan getting support for the YES movement. Daniel Bryan ruthlessly stomping on Bray Wyatt. It look like Daniel Bryan was about to finish Bray Wyatt with that rather large mallet. The lights going low. Bray Wyatt disappearing when the lights come back on. 

MATCH #06 "TABLES MATCH"
BOBBY LASHLEY DEFEAT RUSEV
I'M RUSEV DAY, ALL THE WAY! LET'S GO RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY, RUSEV DAY. 
Rusev already with a table bringing it into the ring. Lana not going to let that happen. Lana dragging out the table. Now it look like Bobby Lashley setting up a table. 
Bobby Lashley setting up a lot of tables around the ring but nothing is being accomplished. Bobby Lashley wasting too much time. Remember the first one through the table loses the match. 
Rusev bringing out a guard rail. Rusev ramming it into Bobby Lashley. Rusev looking for retribution. Bobby Lashley putting Rusev through the guard rail. Apparently, Bobby Lashley forgot. Its suppose to be through a table. Bobby Lashley now with a kendu stick beating down Rusev. Bobby Lashley utilizing every weapon except the won to win the match. Its Rusev turn he got his hands on the kendu stick. Rusev embarrassing Bobby Lashley right in front of Lana. Lana jumping on the back of Rusev. Bobby Lashley putting Rusev through a table. 

Roman Reigns and Baron Corbin having a slugfest in the backstage area. This feud isn't over. I can only imagine, Roman Reigns was not pleased with tonight's victory. 

MATCH #07 "WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP/TABLES LADDERS & CHAIRS"
THE KABUKI WARRIORS DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH AND CHARLOTTE FLAIR
I don't really give a shit about Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair but let's face it, who else can bring down the Kabuki Warriors. 
Jerry Lawler getting word that the fight in the backstage area between Roman Reigns and King Corbin is still going on while this match is currently going on. 
The Kabuki Warriors are some sadistic bitches. This match shouldn't be a Women's TLC match. They need to change the name to, "Bitches Of Bedlam!" Kairi Sane with the fire extinguisher from underneath the ring. Asuka with a whip. Kairi Sane and Asuka tieing Becky Lynch down onto one of the ladders. 
Becky Lynch finally free from the ladder. 
Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair looking for a double DDT on Kairi Sane. Kairi Sane with a counter taking down both, Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair putting Kairi Sane through a table. Asuka from behind looking for a German suplex on Charlotte Flair. Asuka covering the challengers with stacks of furniture and rubble. Asuka want Kairi Sane to watch Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair to make sure they don't escape. Asuka climbing the ladder. Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair broken out. Asuka powerbombing Charlotte Flair through a table. Charlotte have been taken out of action. Becky Lynch is on her own. Becky Lynch making an attempt to become Becky Two Belts once again. Asuka tipping over the ladder. Asuka in pursuit to climb the ladder. Asuka recapturing the tag team titles for the Kabuki Warriors.

King Corbin and Roman Reigns bringing the fight into the arena. OMG, this brawl have been going on for the past 30 minutes. 🀦‍♂️ It look like the rest of the locker room is getting involved both Raw and Smackdown superstars are out here as well. I find this hard to believe. Roman Reigns is not leaving here tonight without some justice. Roman Reigns want King Corbin's head on a platter. Roman Reigns with a suplex on King Corbin into the technical area. WOOOO HOOOO πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ WOOOOO HOOOOO. Roman Reigns bringing down King Corbin.

TLC was okay for tonight. As mentioned earlier it wasn't my first choice but due to technical circumstances I had no choice but to watch TLC. Regardless I still enjoyed tonight's pay per view event and I hope everyone enjoy tonight's TLC results. See everyone next month/next year. "HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO MY RUSTY JABBERS!" πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Next, WWE Pay Per View Events:
NXT-UK Takeover: Blackpool Sunday, January 12, 2020
NXT Takeover: Tampa Bay Saturday, January 25, 2020
WWE World's Collide, Saturday, January 25, 2020
WWE Royal Rumble Sunday, January 26, 2020



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