Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2019 Issue #03 "Final Battle 2019"

Hey look at this, I'm finally getting the opportunity to watch Rings of Honor Final Battle Pay Per View. I made plans to watch this pay per view, two days ago (Sunday). 
I just want to thank Rings of Honor for correcting whatever internet mishap they had on Sunday. I'm going to sit back and enjoy the pay per view that I really wanted too. 🤟

MATCH #01
FLAMITA & BANDIDO DEFEAT MARTY SCURLL & FLIP GORDAN 
Lifeblood members taking down the Villain Enterprise.

"DING, DONG THE KINGDOM'S DEAD! 
MATCH #02 
THE HORROR KING VIINCENT DEFEAT MATT TAVEN
Vinny Marseglia making Matt Taven a face. 
No more, Vinny Marseglia. It's The Horror King Vincent that is what he's going under. 
FUCK EM UP TAVEN, FUCK EM UP! FUCK EM TAVEN, FUCK EM UP! FUCK EM TAVEN, FUCK EM UP! FUCK EM TAVEN, FUCK EM UP!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 
LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏 LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏 LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏 LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏 LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏 LET'S GO TAVEN! 👏👏👏
Matt Taven feeling the fire from the fans. 
Vincent kicking out of the climax. Matt Taven getting frustrated. Matt Taven going underneath the ring, pulling out an axe. That may have caused Matt Taven the downfall of this match. 
Bateman coming out and finishing off what is left of Matt Taven. 

MATCH #03 "STREET FIGHT MATCH"
MARK HASKINS DEFEAT BULLY RAY 
Mark Haskins coming out with his wife, Vicky Haskins. Bully Ray from behind before the bell. Bully Ray taking a barb wired board to both, Mark and Vicky Haskins. Bully Ray looking to end the career of the rising star, Mark Haskins. Mark Haskins is seeking some retribution in hopes to put an end to this 07 month feud. Bully Ray planting Mark Haskins across the metal guardrail. I just got finish watching a match involving a psycho. Bully Ray isn't any different than The Horror King Vincent. Bully Ray with a cheese grater giving Mark Haskins left jabs. Mark Haskins stopping Bully Ray for a moment. Bully Ray looking underneath the ring. Bully Ray pulling out a kendu stick. Bully Ray tormenting Mark Haskins over the microphone. Mark Haskins standing up to Bully Ray. Mark Haskins responding to Bully Ray with, "FUCK YOU!" The Momentum have shifted, Mark Haskins getting into the fight. Mark Haskins pulling out a ladder. Mark Haskins crashing from the ladder into the metal guardrail. Bully Ray pulling out a table. Bully Ray laying the barb wire board across the table. Bully Ray putting Mark Haskins through the barb wire table. Bully Ray upset with the referee Todd Sinclair, knocking him out. Bully Ray pulling out another table. Bully Ray keeping up with the chaos and mahem of this match. Mark Haskins with a pool of blood dripping down his back. Vicky Haskins with the cheese grater around Bully Ray's balls. Mark Haskins sending Bully Ray through the table. Mark Haskins pinning Bully Ray. Mark Haskins and Vicky Haskins, the proud couple standing victorious. 

MATCH #04 "FIRST TIME EVER" 
ALEX SHELLEY DEFEAT COLT CABANA 
Alex Shelley having this match arranged for Final Battle. Alex Shelley wanting to have a match with someone like Colt Cabana. These two have never sparred in a match, before. This may perhaps be a match of good sportsmanship. Alot of people don't give Colt Cabana props as a professional wrestler. I know most of his time is spent behind the announce table with Ian Riccobani and Caprice Coleman. There are people out here who enjoys the technical stylings of Colt Cabana. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Great match by two awesome men, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05
MARIA MANIK DEFEAT ANGELINA LOVE 
Finally someone looking to shut down The Allure but let me not get my hopes up. I said that same thing on Sunday during TLC when I thought The Kabuki Warriors were going down. You know, you think someone with the name like Maria Manik would be a very plus size female monster. Maria Manik isn't that large of a female. She perhaps has a few extra pounds over Angelina Love but its not a big deal. Maria Manik attention have been taken away thanks to Mandy Leone. That would of been a great opportunity for Angelina Love. This match sucked. I haven't seen any offense from Angelina Love. This match was 100% Maria Manik dominating the whole match. 🤭😴

MATCH #06 "TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"
DRAGON LEE DEFEAT SHANE TAYLOR
I don't have anything against Shane Taylor. He has been a great World Television Championship. Shane Taylor with 12 defeats since obtaining the World Television Championship. I guess, regardless of Shane Taylor's success as champion, you can not be a champion forever. Let's see if Dragon Lee has the balls to get it done. I'm telling you this. It won't be easy. Especially with the Soldiers of Savagery circling the ring. This match is a battle of speed and agility verses strength. Well it looks like I was proven wrong. 👏👏👏👏👏 Congratulations to Dragon Lee, the new World Television Champion. Dragon Lee joins the list of elite World Television Champions in Ring Of Honor history.... Christopher Daniels, Matt Taven, Eddie Edwards, Jay Lethal, Roderick Strong, Adam Cole, Kenny King, Marty Scurll, Davey Richards, Jeff Cobb, Kushida, Will Ospreay, Tomohiro Ishii, Tommaso Ciampa,  Punishment Martinez and now the former, Shane Taylor. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 "DRAGON LEE FOR 2020!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Sorry, Shane Taylor it look like there won't be a 13th victory defeat added to your list. 

MATCH #07 "ROH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
JAY LETHAL & JONATHAN GRESHAM DEFEAT THE BRISCOES 
It look like Jay Lethal and Jonathan Gresham are now heels. I don't care, The Briscoes are getting annoying. The Briscoes are played out and boring. 😴🤭 Don't buy this Briscoes face turn. Its only for one night. After tonight, I'll guarantee you The Briscoes will go back to being dicks and fuckheads. 
Jay Lethal and Jonathan Gresham are great together. Jay Lethal bringing out a aggressive side. A side of Jay Lethal that he doesn't show to often. 
Mark Briscoe with a pin on Jonathan Gresham. Jonathan Gresham never kicked out. Lucky save coming from Jay Lethal. Don't get me wrong I do respect The Briscoes. I don't believe there is any other tag team in Rings of Honor that can fight rough and rugged like them. The Briscoes are not looking to lose their championships. If its possible, The Briscoes will go on an hour just to obtain their gold. 
Jay Lethal with the tights holding down Jay Briscoe. The Briscoes being embarrassed by their family in the audience as they lose their tag team championships. Jay Lethal trash talking The Briscoes' father. Jay Lethal and Jonathan Gresham celebrating their Tag Team Championship victory. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

MATCH #08 "ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
PCO DEFEAT RUSH
PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO HE'S NOT HUMAN!
I like that no rules during this match. A Friday The 13th massacre match. PCO going to take this match to his advantage. Rush setting it off with a series of shots on PCO. PCO unable to move. PCO with a cross arm bar turning Rush on the inside out. Rush with a chair. Rush with kicks to the back of PCO. Rush doing a little showboating. Rush taking time for some push ups. Rush back on the arm of PCO. Rush with some more showboating, doing some leg scissors. Rush with a ladder on the skull of PCO. Rush setting up the ladder in the corner. PCO into the ladder. Once again, more showboating by Rush. Is it me or is Rush getting ahead of himself. PCO with a powerbomb on Rush. PCO following Rush with a cannonball. PCO from the top rope landing on the steel of the apron. Rush barely escaping. Rush dragging PCO to the same hearse that PCO arrived to the arena in. Rush setting up barricades after barricades. Rush tossing PCO through them barricades. Rush with confidence strutting around. Rush cussing out the audience. I would be offended accept I have no idea what Rush is saying. Okay something interesting is occurring at Final Battle. Destro is here. I have no idea who that is. The only Destro I know is the villain from the GI Joe cartoons, lol. PCO with a leg drop on Rush across the hearse. Rush with a belly to belly suplex from the top of the hearse. Rush and PCO heading back to the ring. Rush pulling out doors from underneath the ring. Rush setting up a door in each corner. Rush with a santon from the top of the ring post. PCO getting up after the first count. Rush utilizing the doors as a weapon. PCO with 02 pin attempts on Rush. Destro handing PCO a table. PCO setting it up. PCO putting Rush on the table. PCO go flying. WOOOOO HOOOOO 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Everybody say his name.... The New ROH World Champion, PCO, PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO 
PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO
PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO 
PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO PCO 👏👏👏👏👏👏PCO conquering the Rings of Honor World Championship. The oldest champion ever in Rings of Honor. Congratulations to PCO 👏👏👏👏👏
And, Congratulations to Rings of Honor for an awesome pay per view event. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Now, this is wrestling 👏👏👏👏 "RINGS OF HONOR: FINAL BATTLE!" 👏👏👏👏 
Thank you once to again to Rings Of Honor and I'll see you next year. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY WRESTLING!

THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS  IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏 THIS IS WRESTLING 👏👏👏

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