Thursday, October 31, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #05 "Crown Jewel PPV/Halloween Edition"

Happy Halloween to all my WWE fans across the universe. Crown Jewel pay per view kicking it off, live this afternoon in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia inside the King Fahd International Stadium. We have our first match of the afternoon. Brock Lesnar putting the WWE World title on the line against his former UFC competitor, Cain Velasquez. Cain Velasquez appearing here this afternoon on his WWE debut in hopes of removing another championship off of Brock Lesnar. We all know what Cain Velasquez did to Brock Lesnar 09 years ago in the UFC. 

MATCH #01 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT CAIN VELASQUEZ 
Brock Lesnar in beast mode refusing to unlock Cain Velasquez. Rey Mysterio taking this match personal and going after Brock Lesnar. Rey Mysterio have angered The Beast. Brock Lesnar tossing Rey Mysterio over the ring. Rey Mysterio coming back 
with repeated chair shots to Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar wisely retreating. Rey Mysterio haven't seen the last of Brock Lesnar. Rey, you done wrote a check that your 6-1-9 can't cash, smh. I'll pray for you. 

Next up is the Tag Team Turmoil match. Who will be declared the best Tag Team of the World out here today in Saudi Arabia.

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL"
First, two teams to begin.
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER VS THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY 
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY. The Lucha House Party have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins,  The Major Brothers. 
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE MAJOR BROTHERS. Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Tucker Knight and Otis Dozavich, The Heavy Machinery. 
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER. Bobby Roode & Dolph Ziggler have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil.
Next up, Kofi Kingston and Big E, The New Day.
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE HEAVY MACHINERY. Tucker Knight and Otis Dozavich have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel, The B-Team.
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE B-TEAM. Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, The Smackdown Tag Team Champions, The Revival. 
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE REVIVALS. Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. Dash and Dawson aren't leaving Saudi Arabia without making a statement. The Revivals showing how much they feel about their loss. The Revivals making The New Day pay.
Next up, The O. C.
THE O. C. DEFEAT THE NEW DAY. Kofi Kingston and Big D have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, we come down to the last Tag Team of the Turmoil, The Viking Raiders. 
Two, Raw teams are the final tag teams to remain in the Tag Team Turmoil. 
THE O. C. DEFEAT THE VIKING RAIDERS. 
The O. C. being declared THE BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDD!!!! 
The O. C. being presented with the trophy. 
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Congratulations to The  O. C.

Okay, it is now 2pm I guess I can go on a lunch break during this match. Who gives a shit about Cesaro and Mansoor. I don't think Mansoor will be letting down Riyadh, Saudi Arabia today, πŸ’€ πŸ›Œ
MATCH #03 
MANSOOR DEFEAT CESARO
Like we didn't see this happening here today. 
This Mansoor dude is really gassed over his bullshit victory, smh.

I just had me something to eat during that last bullshit match. I guess now, I should go into the bathroom during this one, lol.  Another, snooze match πŸ’€ πŸ›Œ Braun Strowman and Tyson Fury. 

MATCH #04 
TYSON FURY DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN BY COUNT OUT... Braun Strowman feeling embarrassed, he's not going to take that lying down. Braun Strowman showing Tyson Fury, who's ring is this. This match was a complete waste of time. 
Why does it seem like this Crown Jewel pay per view are keeping the fans more away from their computer devices than actually watching the program. Up until now, only one awesome match in the Tag Team Turmoil. Congratulations to The O. C. for their victory.

Up next, this match should bring my attention back on the Crown Jewel pay per view. Humberto Carrillo getting his championship opportunity to face Aj Styles for the United States Championship. 

Aj Styles being escorted to the ring by the Best Tag Team In The World, The O. C. 
The O. C. earning that status earlier this afternoon, after taking down The Viking Raiders in the Tag Team Turmoil. 

MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO 
Aj Styles facing Humberto Carrillo, a younger version of himself. We are seeing alot of vintage Aj Styles during this match. A good match for both parties in the ring. Aj Styles manage to take down Humberto Carrillo with the phenomenal forearm. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Congratulations to Humberto Carrillo, what an awesome attempt. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Oh Wow, Natalya is here tonight. How cool, first Women's match being performed in Saudi Arabia, totally awesome. Congratulations to the WWE Women for making history this afternoon. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ 
#changeiscoming ✊

MATCH #06 
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS 
Natalya bringing it home and making history here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. All the women across the world should be proud of this moment. The first ever WWE women's match being performed in the Middle East. πŸ‘πŸ‘

Byron Saxton joining the commentary table for this match. Corey Graves doesn't look pleased on having Byron Saxton at ringside with him and Michael Cole. 

MATCH #07 "TEN MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
TEAM HOGAN: RUSEV, RICOCHET, SHORTY G, ALI AND ROMAN REIGNS 
DEFEAT 
TEAM FLAIR: BOBBY LASHLEY, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, DREW MCINTYRE, KING CORBIN AND RANDY ORTON 
Roman Reigns spearing Randy Orton and pinning him to seal the victory. 

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt such a sinister opponent. Seth Rollins will be leaving here this afternoon with a brand new respect by me if he can dominate The Fiend. All the damage The Fiend implicated during this match. Seth Rollins being a fighting Universal Champion. Seth Rollins so far with 08 stomps on The Fiend and The Fiend still won't go down. The Fiend being kicked off the stage into a pile of amplifiers that exploded. There were sparks and fire everywhere but The Fiend still stands up. The Fiend with the mandolin claw followed by a Sister Abigail onto Seth Rollins. The Fiend becoming the New Universal Champion. The Fiend making tonight a Halloween Horror for Seth Rollins. "MOW WEE WOW WEE!!!" FUCKING A 


Next WWE Event:
WHO OWNS THE NIGHT? RAW, NXT OR SMACKDOWN @ SURVIVOR SERIES SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH For the first time ever, NXT getting involved in a WWE Pay Per View. 



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