Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #03 "Impact Wrestling's Bound For Glory"

Impact Wrestling live pay per view coming to you all tonight for Bound For Glory from Chicago, Illinois.... 

MATCH #01: "CALL YOUR SHOT BATTLE ROYAL"
01. Eddie Edwards
02. Rohit Raju
03. Luster of Reno Scum
04. Thorne Stone of Reno Scum
05. Cousin Jake of The Deaners
06. Joey Ryan
07. Jessica Havok
08. Rosemary
09. Madman Fulton
10. Cody Deaner of The Deaners
11. Johnny Swinger
12. Jordynne Grace
13. Swoggle
14. Kiera Hogan
15. Raj Singh
16. Tommy Dreamer
17. Kylie Rae
18. Fallah Bahh
19. Sabu
20. Mahabali Shera

Eddie Edwards and Mahabali Shera, the last two to face one another in this battle royal.

Eddie Edwards defeat Mahabali Shera
Eddie Edwards winning tonight's trophy from the Call Your Shot Battle Royal. Eddie Edwards will have the authority to call his own shot at any championship, he chooses.

This is the match I've been waiting on all year since January 2019. I'm 100% behind Tenille Dashwood in ending the 288 Knockout Championship reign of Taya Valkyrie.

MATCH #02: "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TAYA VALKYRIE DEFEAT TENILLE DASHWOOD
Tenille Dashwood with a close pin count. Johnny Bravo pulling out Taya Valkyrie. Johnny Bravo being rejected from ringside.

MATCH #03: "TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NORTH DEFEAT RVD AND RHINO AND RICH SWANN AND WILLIE MACK
I'm not really sure who should be the next Impact Tag Team champions. I'm for anyone except The North. The North is cruel and they suck. I guess you can say, I'm all for Rich Swann and Willie Mack.
Wow, what the hell happened? RVD with a superkick to his own partner, Rhino. OMG, what's Rob Van Dam motive for doing this. The crowd out here in Chi-Town isn't pleased at what Rob Van Dam just did. Rob Van Dam receiving alot of boos from the Chi-Town audience.

Ace Austin showing up in the women's locker room looking for Ashley Edwards. Ace Austin looking forward to his date tonight, after he becomes the new X-Division champion. Ace Austin fall of himself tonight. I don't see Ace Austin as the new X-Division champion tonight. I'm going for the baddest bitch in Impact, Tessa Blanchard dominating those bitches inside tonight's X-Division competition.

I'm not really sure about this upcoming match. I'm neither sure about Maru Fuji. Tonight is my first time seeing him in competition.
I know Michael Elgin can be a prick. Someone who loves brutally and sending people to the hospital. Can Maru Fuji finally be the one to bring down, Michael Elgin?

MATCH 04:
MICHAEL ELGIN DEFEAT MARU FUJI
Wow, totally awesome between the two, Michael Elgin and Maru Fiji. Michael Elgin leaving tonight with a victory over Maru Fuji. I'am not a big Michael Elgin fan but I have a huge respect for him, after tonight. This match could of went anywhere. Michael Elgin proving here tonight, "I'm not just a big guy, I'M UNBREAKABLE!'

MATCH 05: "5 PERSON X-DIVISION LADDER MATCH"
ACE AUSTIN DEFEAT TESSA BLANCHARD, ACEY ROMERO, DAGA AND JAY CRIST
Jake Crist, the current X-Division Champion
Tessa Blanchard and Ace Austin, the last two superstars at the top of the ladder reaching for the X-Division Championship. Ace Austin with a batun knocking out Tessa Blanchard. Ace Austin left alone on the top of ladder. Ace Austin becomiing the new X-Division champion. I was so looking forward to Tessa Blanchard becoming the first female X-Division champion. Impact could of made history tonight. Apparently continuing Ace Austin's sexual attraction towards, Ashley Edwards is much better.

MATCH #06:
MOOSE DEFEAT KEN SHAMROCK
Moose have earned tonight's victory. I hope he's happy now. Moose, now have something else to brag about. Moose sucks. Ken Shamrock made Moose earn that victory. Moose staggering outside of the ring, after the multiple ankle locks being placed on Moose.

This another highlight match I've been waiting for all night. Brian Cage looking to make Sami Callihan pay for everything he done to him including his wife, Melissa Santos.
It's been 04 months since Brian Cage been on a sabatical due to his injury. I would like thank, Impact for not having his championship relinquished due to an injury. Brian Cage is back and he's here to represent that world championship like a real champion.

MATCH #07: "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT SAMI CALLIHAN
These two are killing one another inside of that ring. No disqualification, as requested earlier by Brian Cage.
Fucking awesome match, I'am proud of Brian Cage. He is not a machine. BRIAN CAGE IS A MONSTER!
Sami Callihan remains the losing scum.

Next, Impact Wrestling Pay Per View "Hard To Kill" January 2020