Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #01 "Hell In A Cell"

On Kick Off Show commentary tonight, Jonathan Coachman, Booker T, Charly Caruso and Sam Roberts

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01:
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
This match shouldn't even count. We all knew Becky was retaining. Especially, after posing for next year's cover of WWE 2K20 video game. The Raw Women's Championship isn't being removed from Becky Lynch anytime soon. Congratulations to "THE MAN" with no testicles.

MATCH #02
ROMAN REIGNS & DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT LUKE HARPER & ERICK ROWAN

MATCH #03
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT ALI
This match was a waste of time. I'm starting to think Vincent McMahon doesn't like Arabs just as much as he doesn't like African Americans. When will Ali get a superb win on this shit promotion.

MATCH #04
"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE KABUKI WARRIORS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS
About time, the Kabuki Warriors won those titles. They earned alot to accomplish the tag team gold. The Kabuki Warriors have paid alot of dues. 👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
BRAUN STROWMAN & THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT AJ STYLES & THE OC
Braun Strowman with a right hand to Aj Styles face. Aj Styles waking up not knowing where he's at.

TAMINA PINNING CARMELLA, Backstage to become the new 24/07 Championship

MATCH $06
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Chad Gable finally wins, big deal. It took him 03 chances to finally take down Baron Snorbin.

Tamina running into the arena trying to escape Carmella and R-Truth. Tamina using Funaki as the human shield. R-Truth getting prepared to face Funaki. R-Truth pinning Funaki, making him the 20X 24/07 champion.

MATCH #07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BAYLEY
Bayley tapped out. She's not taking her loss very well. Bayley is heartbroken over her loss. I'am so disappointed in Bayley and Sasha Banks tonight. No hugs from me to the Boss n Hug Connection, smh
Now, that bitch Charlotte becomes the 10X Women's Champion. Fuck🖕you Charlotte!

Another person not taking his loss from earlier too well. Baron Corbin attacking Chad Gable in the backstage area.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS VS THE FIEND
I don't know how I would feel if The Fiend becomes the new Universal Champion. There was a time I was a huge Seth Rollins supporter. Seth Rollins to me, is just another CM Punk imitation. All I can say about The Fiend if he does happen to become the new Universal champion. Perhaps, Monday Night Raw will be a little more interesting and creepy. I don't know if thats a good or a bad thing.
Seth Rollins manage to get himself disqualified by the usage of the sledgehammer. The match is officially over.
Security and other referee officials coming to the aide of The Fiend. Seth Rollins feeling guilty at what he just did. The referees trying to get The Fiend onto a gurny.
The Fiend was never injured he have been playing possum this whole time. The Fiend with the mandolin crawl down Seth's throat. The Fiend with a German suplex on Seth Rollins planting him onto the expose concrete. The Fiend looking at tonight as a victory even though he didn't obtain the championship. The automated laughter begins of The Fiend, as we close out tonight's Hell In A Cell.