Sunday, February 25, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter February 2018 Issue #04 "Elimination Chamber Pay Per View"

I'm looking forward to this evening. The gathering more than the actual event taking place. WWE Elimination Chamber viewing party being screened live at Mc Hales Bar and Legends Bar. Tonight I have an interest in Mc Hales Bar. I never attended any type of screening at Mc Hales. I hear its a world famous sports bar. I will see it for myself. So, this month guys it look like we won't be hanging out. Perhaps, next month at WWE Fastlane we'll meet again.

I found it and it wasn't hard to find, bright neon red sign lit up reading "MC HALES!" I arrived just in time for the start of the Kick Off Show....

KICK SHOW PANEL tonight, Renée Young, Booker T, Peter Rosenburg, and David Otunga
Seriously, guys y'all going to make me burn out my batteries. What's with the sound on the screen. Apparently the kick off show isn't important. If I wanted to watch the Elimination Chamber on my phone, I would have stayed home. Mc Hales get an "X" for that. At least, at Legends they keep the sound on during the Kick Off Show even if it's on 03, lol.

Tonight's probably going to be shortest pay per view I ever seen. Four matches tonight, they never had a WWE Pay Per View that consisted of four matches. So, you know what that means expect a lot of bullshit and unnecessary entertainment to kill time. I just hope Kurt Angle added at the last minute, The Bar Vs Titus Worldwide for the Raw Tag Team Championship.

Kick Off Show Match:
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson defeat The Miztourage
Gallows and Anderson always calling people, "NERDS". There aren't any bigger nerds in the WWE than The Miztourage, and that's a fact.

Okay, that match was lame. They're just teasing us until the inevitable. We have 10 minutes left until Elimination Chamber.

ELIMINATION CHAMBER Pay Per View:
01. Women's Elimination Chamber  Match:
ALEXA BLISS, SASHA BANKS, MICKIE JAMES, SONYA DEVILLE, MANDY ROSE and BAYLEY every 05 minutes a female superstar will be released from the chamber....
First up, Bayley Vs Sonya Deville, next released from the cubicle Mandy Rose, Wooo Bayley at a disadvantage with Absolution, next released from the cubicle Boston's Bad Ass Sasha Banks, Mandy Rose eliminated tapping out to the bank statement, next released from the cubicle Mickie James, Sonya Deville eliminated by Mickie James,  Mickie James eliminated by Bayley, Alexa Bliss is so disappointed, next and final release from the cubicle Alexa Bliss, Alexa Bliss refusing to leave the cubicle and begin climbing up the chamber, Sasha Banks and Bayley in hot pursuit, Bayley goes tumbling down to the canvas at the hands of Sasha Banks, there's no friends in this match, Bayley eliminated by Sasha Banks, we are down to two, Alexa Bliss and Sasha Banks, Sasha Banks eliminated by Alexa Bliss.
Alexa Bliss will be defending the Raw Women's Championship at Wrestlemania.
I feel bad for Sasha, why is she still out there. She look like she wants to cry. Sasha Banks being forced to listen Alexa Bliss's victory speech.

02. THE BAR DEFEAT TITUS WORLDWIDE
                  "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
The Bar still manage to hold on to their title even after the match they went through with the Titus Worldwide

03. ASUKA DEFEAT NIA JAX
Nia Jax not pleased with her loss. Nia Jax being a sore loser, taking out Asuka with a vicious spear through the barricade that may have possibly taken Asuka out. Asuka being looked at by medical professionals. Alexa Bliss, backstage watching the monitor and loving the whole thing.

04. WOKEN MATT HARDY DEFEAT BRAY WYATT
This is awesome, Matt Hardy coming out 02 steps ahead of Bray Wyatt. It's not often you come across a competitor with the same psychological make up as his opponent.
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY CONTRACT SIGNING.....
Kurt Angle coming out, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon (Whoa, Triple H is here) When was the last time I seen Triple H on a WWE Pay Per View, Ronda Rousey coming out to the ring. Kurt Angle stirring up some drama between Triple H and Stephanie and Ronda Rousey. Kurt Angle bringing up past history from Wrestlemania 31. Triple H having Kurt Angle removed from the arena, being accused of an illness. Ronda Rousey with a belly to belly slam on Triple H through the contract table.
What Ronda Rousey just did, does not sit well with the boss lady. Stephanie Mc Mahon need to show Ronda Roussey, who's the boss.
Stephanie McMahon slapping Ronda Rousey and getting out of dodge quick as possible. RONDA GONNA KILL YOU! RONDA GONNA KILL YOU! RONDA GONNA KILL YOU! RONDA GONNA KILL YOU! You better run, Stephanie your about to have a Wrestlemania 31 déjà vu.

05. Men's Elimination Chamber Match:
ELIAS, BRAUN STROWMAN, JOHN CENA, ROMAN REIGNS, THE MIZ, SETH ROLLINS and FINN BALOR every 05 minutes a male superstar will be released from the chamber....
There's only four cubicles set up around the chamber. The remaining 03 superstars will be starting off the Elimination Chamber, as a triple threat match... Seth Rollins Vs Finn Balor Vs The Miz, John Cena being released now from the first cubicle, Cena haven't forgotten this past Monday's match with Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns being released next, Roman Reigns another superstar who haven't forgotten about his match this past Monday with Seth Rollins, Up next to enter the chamber ROÀRRRRRR!!!!!, The Monster Among Men, Braun Strowman, Braun Strowman on his path of destruction, Elias waiting patiently inside the cubicle, he haven't forgotten what Braun Strowman did to his ribs 02 weeks ago, Here he is the final entrance, Elias accept he's refusing to come out, The Miz eliminated by Braun Strowman, Elias eliminated by Braun Strowman, John Cena eliminated by Braun Strowman, Finn Balor eliminated by Braun Strowman, frogsplash from Seth Rollins coming from the top of the cubicle but Strowman is still standing, Seth Rollins eliminated by Braun Strowman, uh man look like Monday Night Rollins is temporarily on hiatus, lol, We're down to two, Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman, Who will be going to Wrestlemania? Roman Reigns smashing Braun Strowman through the glass of the cubicle, Roman Reigns with a superman punch followed by a roll up scoring the victory during the  Elimination Chamber. Roman Reigns will meet Broc Lesnar at Wrestlemania for the Universal Championship. Braun Strowman unhappy with the decision. Strowman venting out his anger and frustration unto Roman Reigns. Right now, what we're looking at ain't much of a winner who just defeated 06 other guys a few minutes ago.

This was an awesome match and also an awesome pay per view. Every match tonight was great. 👍👍👍👍👍 I had a great time, I definitely enjoyed myself inside McHales Bar. I would like to thank, Sara who made me feel right at home this evening. ☺ I probably found a new home for Pay Per View Sundays.

NEXT PAY PER VIEW:
SmackDown's "FASTLANE", Sunday, March 11, 2018

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