Welcome back, Rusty Jabbers join me as we get ready to experience, Extreme in about an hour. Tonight is the Extreme Rules Pay Per View, going down live in the heart of Baltimore, Maryland. Joining us, right now at the kick off show panel, Renee Young, Sam and David Otunga. Look who is with us, welcome back to David Otunga joining us this evening.
KICK OFF SHOW:
KALISTO DEFEAT APOLLO CREWS
AWESOME!!!
Okay, its time to get EXTREME!!! Who's with me. Of course, how did I know this will be the first match. The Miz must always make an entrance and start off the show. Major stipulations in this match against Dean Ambrose. If, Dean Ambrose is disqualified, he automatically loses the title. This sucks, what are the major stipulations against The Miz. There aren't any.
MATCH #01 "Intercontinental Championship"
THE MIZ DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE
The Miz doing everything he can to get Dean Ambrose excited. Smh, Ambrose is crazy going for the chair. He need to watch that anger of his. The Miz applying some pressure to the injured leg of Dean Ambrose. Ambrose can barely stand up. Dean Ambrose with his own figure four being planted on The Miz. Dean Ambrose being forced to break the hole. The Miz telling Maryse to slap him. The referee witnessing outside interference and sent Maryse back to the locker room. The Miz pushed Dean Ambrose into the referee. We thought, the referee was going to disqualify Dean Ambrose until The Miz scored the final pin. The Miz is now the 07X Intercontinental Champion.
MATCH #02 "Mixed Tag Team"
RICH SWANN & SASHA BANKS DEFEAT NOAM DAR & ALICIA FOXX
I'm glad they decided to put this match on the main roster rather than the kick off show. This have been an interesting feud over the past few months. Somewhat similar between Davey Richards and Angelina Love Vs Eddie Edwards and Alisha Edwards. The only difference, Rich Swann and Sasha Banks aren't lovers. Rich Swann capturing a victory in his hometown of Baltimore, WOOOOOOO!!!! Now, Swann and The Boss are going to dance.
Elias Samson promo about the filth that is Baltimore.... I don't know if I should laugh. Afterall the man singing is horrible, lmao.
Bayley, I'm relying on you girl. Don't let me down. Take down that Alexa BITCH! Bayley, I heard you earlier in a interview that you was inspired by Wonder Woman. Show me girl your Lynda Carter abilities.
MATCH #03 "Raw's Womens Championship/kendu stick on a pole"
ALEXA BLISS DEFEAT BAYLEY
BULLSHIT, this match sucked. Bayley didn't get any chances to use the kendu stick. I don't believe that Bayley was relentless in using the stick. Raw is so against Bayley. Let's face it, they don't want Bayley as champion again. It's because "BLONDES HAVE ALL THE FUN!!"
MATCH #04 "Raw Tag Team Championship/Steel Cage Match"
SHEAMUS & CESARO DEFEAT HARDY BOYZ
We are now on our 04th match of the night. There haven't been anything that impressed as of yet. I can not call, who will come out on top. My money is on The Hardy Boyz. Jeff Hardy is out of the cage. Matt Hardy left alone inside the cage. It's a 02 on 01 match going on inside the cage now. Jeff Hardy want back in this match. Sheamus won't let Jeff in. Jeff Hardy from the top of the steel cage with a swanton taking out Sheamus and Cesaro. Jeff Hardy putting his body on the line. Matt Hardy dragging his brother out of the cage. Sheamus and Cesaro manage to climb over the cage, before The Hardy's to become the new tag team champions.
MATCH #05 "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT AUSTIN ARIES
Austin Aries have his third opportunity tonight to end the 126 day reign of the Neville level. I'm counting on you, bro don't let me down. This haven't been an awesome night. Something good must come out of this match. We already seen 03 faces loses their titles tonight. At least make one heel lose their title for the night. Neville is really fighting hard not to tap out. Neville thinking about this past, Monday. Avoiding the tap out. Neville manage to tap out, unfortunately it was outside the ring. This pay per view sucks. I should be watching, Henry Danger than this bullshit, smh. Both shows suck. After watching tonight's pay per view of Extreme Rules, Henry Danger is looking good. Sad but true.
I have my picks in this match. What does it matter, after the crap I seen tonight. I'm not sure he will even win. My money are on two opponents, Seth Rollins and Finn Balor. Everyone else, whatever. The rules to this match are simple. The first man to gain a pinfall or submission on their opponent will face Brock Lesnar at Summerslam for the Universal Championship.
MATCH #06 "Fatal 05 Way Match"
SOMOA JOE DEFEAT BRAY WYATT, SETH ROLLINS, FINN BALOR AND ROMAN REIGNS
Bray Wyatt and Somoa Joe dominating the match together taking out the competition. Roman Reigns is back in the match. Where's Rollins? Roman Reigns have been taking out again through the announce table. Seth Rollins getting back in it. Bray Wyatt with a Sister Abigail attempt on Seth Rollins. Here comes Somoa Joe from behind. Somoa Joe and Bray Wyatt alliance finally falling apart. Finn Balor, back in. HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY AWESOME!!! Roman Reigns with a spear of Finn Balor and Somoa Joe through the barricades. Seth Rollins flying off of the ring post onto Bray Wyatt through the announce table. Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns going after one another in the ring. Bray Wyatt, back in the ring. Finn Balor, back in the ring. Roman Reigns with a superman punch for Seth Rollins. A superman punch for Finn Balor. Somoa Joe locking in the coquina clutch on Finn Balor, scoring the victory.
Okay, yes Booker T you called it. You said, it would be Somoa Joe, you happy now. I'm not!
NEXT WWE PAY PER VIEW:
SmackDown's Money In The Bank Sunday, June 18, 2017
Raw's Great Balls of Fire Sunday, July 09, 2017
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