Sunday, June 18, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter Issue #05 "Money In The Bank PPV Sunday, June 18, 2017"

Coming to you live tonight its the Money In The Bank Pay Per View from St. Louis, Missouri. A lot of action taking place tonight, looking forward to the first time ever Women's Money In The Bank match. I have my money on Natalya. Unless, Lana ends up defeating Naomi to become the Women's Champion then my money will be on Becky Lynch.

Kicking things off tonight, its the return of The Hype Bros. We seen Zack Ryder make his appearance this past Tuesday on SmackDown Live.

KICK OFF SHOW:
THE HYPE BROS DEFEAT THE COLONS
Awesome match taking place during the kick off show. Great come back for the The Hype Bros.

The Money In The Bank Pay Per View going down, right now....
There have been a lot of rumors, a lot of predictions for what is about to take place in a few minutes.
We waste no time, starting things off with the first ever Women's Money In The Bank match, as Charlotte Flair makes her entrance. Tonight we're creating history.

MATCH #01 "1ST WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
CARMELLA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE, BECKY LYNCH, TAMINA, NATALYA
All girls going for a ladder. Tamina left alone in the ring. Becky Lynch blasting a ladder into Tamina. Natalya and Becky having a ladder tug of war. Now its Natalya that's alone in the ring. Charlotte stopping Natalya from receiving the briefcase. Carmella climbing up the ladder. Charlotte have herself tangled in the ladder. Tamina tipping over the ladder. Natalya from behind taking down Tamina with a ladder. Carmella knocking Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella with another attempt to climb the ladder. Charlotte pulling Carmella down from the ladder. Charlotte with a beautiful summer salt off the ring post taking out Natalya and Tamina. Carmella with her third attempt to capture the briefcase. Becky Lynch pulling Carmella off the ladder. Becky Lynch by herself in the ring attempting to go after the briefcase. James Ellesworth pushing Becky Lynch off the ladder. Carmella looked injured. James Ellesworth decide to retrieve the briefcase for her. This is some bullshit, James Ellesworth is a dude and he's not even in the match but apparently its legal. No disqualification. Unfortunately, Carmella is Miss Money In The Bank!

MATCH #02 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE USOS BY COUNT OUT
I know The New Day are new on Smack Down but I would be so happy if they pull a victory over The Usos. I think, The Usos met their match. There not fighting the Colons or the Fashion Police. The New Day bringing it to them. Of course, leave it up to The Usos to back out the match.

This is the debut of Lana's first match/ pay per view. I'm not looking forward to that Bulgarian Brute, Rusev showing up helping Lana score a victory.

MATCH #03 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
NAOMI DEFEAT LANA
Carmella and James Ellesworth coming out with her new MITB briefcase during the match.
Naomi defeating Lana by submission.

FASHION VICE: The Fashion Police finally found out who trashed their office.

OMG, it was true I was really hoping this was a rumor. Mike Kannellis  and Maria Kannellis are on Smack Down. Why couldn't this be a rumor? These two pain in the asses, coming here, smh. He's calling himself, Mike Kannellis. I always thought the tradition was for the woman to take the male's last name, smh. Bullshit!

I just want to take this time to acknowledge the Hall of Famers, we have sitting in the audience.... "GREG GAGNE", "LARRY HENNIG", "BARON VON RASCKE", "SGT SLAUGHTER", "COWBOY BOB ORTON JR" AND "RIC FLAIR".

MATCH #04 "SDL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
JINDER MAHAL DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
I hope this match end by either disqualification or count out. This is the only match I would want to end by either a disqualification or count out. I can't see, Randy Orton winning tonight by pinfall. I don't want to see Randy Orton get embarrassed in his hometown. Especially, when he has his father there and all these hall of famers accompanying him at ringside. So far it been all, Mahal in this match. Jinder Mahal have the figure four locked in on Randy Orton. I didn't think this could happen but Jinder Mahal is destroying a 13X champion on father's day. Jinder Mahal did some damage to Orton's left knee. Randy Orton establishing some momentum. Setting up the RKO, Orton manage to land it on Mahal. Thanks to the Singh Brothers, he was unable to make the pin. The referee having The Singh Brothers removed from the arena. The Singh Brothers attacking Cowboy Bob Orton. Randy Orton going after the Singh Brothers. Randy Orton making sure that Singh Brothers pay for what they just did. Through all of that turmoil, Jinder Mahal getting the upperhand and capturing a pinfall on Randy Orton. The audience was in distraught. I would to, if my hometown hero lost his match.

MATCH #05
BREEZANGO DEFEAT THE ASCENSIONS
So these are the guys who have been trashing the office of the Fashion Police. Smack Down is actually wasting our time for this.

I didn't have much luck earlier with the women's money in the bank match. I'm hoping to see some improvement. I have my money on Sami Zayn for Mr. MITB.

MATCH #06 "MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH"
BARON CORBIN DEFEAT AJ STYLES, DOLPH ZIGGLER, SAMI ZAYN, KEVIN OWENS, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
Baron Corbin attacking Shinsuke Nakamura during his entrance theme. The match haven't begun yet. Baron Corbin may have taken out Shinsuke Nakamura. We're currently going with 05 men at this present time.
First briefcase attempt by Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn knocking Kevin Owens off the ladder. Sami Zayn tossing Kevin Owens body into the ladder, dismantling the ladder. Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn trying to race up the ladder. Sami Zayn taking out Dolph Ziggler. Baron Corbin taking out Sami Zayn. Aj Styles taking down Baron Corbin. Aj Styles setting up the ladder. Baron Corbin climbing alongside Aj, Dolph Ziggler climbing over Corbin. Baron Corbin dragged down Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler with a zig zag on Corbin. Styles, Ziggler and Zayn at the top of the ladder trying to reach for the briefcase. Sami Zayn with the sunset flip power bomb wiping out both, Aj Styles and Dolph Ziggler from the top of the ladder. Sami Zayn with a suplex onto Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens look injured. Referees are looking after him. Sami Zayn all by himself climbing back up the ladder. Aj Styles with a phenomenal forearm hitting Sami Zayn off the ladder. Baron Corbin going after Aj Styles. Baron Corbin may have ended Aj Styles with a choke slam into a ladder set up across the commentary table. Sami Zayn climbing up the ladder. Kevin Owens taking down Sami Zayn.
Aj Styles hanging from the briefcase. Dolph Ziggler pulled the ladder from under him. Aj Styles falling flat to the canvas.
Baron Corbin was going to climb up the ladder. Until, he seen Shinsuke  Nakamura.
Shinsuke Nakamura is back! Nakamura takes out Baron Corbin.
Nakamura taking down Dolph Ziggler. Nakamura setting up the ladder. Aj Styles and Nakamura having their private sparing session. Who do you think is best between those two?
Aj Styles begin to climb the ladder. Nakamura begin to climb on the otherside. Both men continue to go blow for blow once they got to the top of the ladder. Baron Corbin pushing down the ladder. There is no one else around. Everyone is injured, Baron Corbin setting up another ladder. Baron Corbin going for Mr MITB and seizing the opportunity.

NEXT RAW PPV, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" Sunday, July 09th

NEXT SDL PPV, "BATTLEGROUND!" Sunday, July 23rd

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