Friday, December 18, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER DECEMBER 2015 ISSUE #04 "ROH; FINAL BATTLE 12/18/2015"






This have been a hell of a week for me. Making up for last Sunday's wrestling bullshit. This week, I gotten the chance to experience some real wrestling, some real men live on television coming from the NXT Takeover London England.

Tonight, we're live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 2300 arena. This is where it all began. Ring of Honor's Final Battle.

1ST MATCH; Where having a superkick party:
ALL NIGHT XPRESS DEFEAT THE YOUNG  BUCKS & THE BRISCOES to become the
#01 contender to the ROH Tag Team Titles.

2ND MATCH; SILAS YOUNG DEFEAT DALTON CASTLE:
Don't say it, Dalton, Silas don't deserve to be called a man... YES YES YES YES, WHAT?  "THE BOYZ ARE BACK!" When was this storyline concocted. It don't matter, I'm just glad there back.

Moose is up next going face to face with the man better known as, Unbreakable Michael Elgin.
That, was beautiful you don't kick out of the "Elgin Bomb"... This is why, I love Moose. He's more than awesome.
3RD MATCH; MICHAEL ELGIN DEFEAT  MOOSE:
It is very rare when I find Moose on the other side of mat laying down. Normally I wouldn't acknowledge the person that have just taken out Moose. In a situation like this I can let it slide for once considering such great moves and what it took to get the job done.

Two former, friends going at one another. Kyle O'Reilly with an agenda on his plate tonight. Looking to take down, Adam Cole. Adam Cole who once tried to end his career. Adam Cole in the ring continuing with the intimidations.
4TH MATCH; ADAM COLE DEFEAT KYLE O'REILLY
Adam Cole doesn't look like a winner. I didn't know winners get carried out of the ring by six referees. Way to go, Kyle O'Reilly you nearly tore the arm off of Adam Cole.

This next match, right here they got lined up looks crazy. A six man tag team match. On one side, you have The Addictions and Chris Sabin going up against ACH, Matt Sydal and Alex Shelley. Look at that, welcome back to ROH Alex Shelley. Alex Shelley returned to ROH and I was unable to see it. All because they're  no longer under my cable provider. I'am grateful to be watching, Final Battle tonight getting one more opportunity.

THIS MATCH IS CRAZY... BODIES FLYING EVERYWHERE.
5TH MATCH; ACH, MATT SYDAL & ALEX SHELLEY DEFEAT THE ADDICTION & CHRIS SABIN:
Matt Sydal scoring the victory.

This is where the show starts getting good. Someone have a bit of high confidence in himself tonight. Bobby Fish looking to capture the ROH Television  title from Mr ROH, Roderick Strong. Does, Bobby Fish have that capability? Can, Bobby Fish do it? It is nice to know that the fans think, he can. "LET'S GO BOBBY!"
Let me not get confused, I'm on Mr ROH's side. For me, its "LET'S GO RODDY!"

6TH MATCH; RODERICK STRONG DEFEAT BOBBY FISH: RODERICK STRONG IS STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION.
Wait, Roderick Strong just tapped out. Bobby Fish thinks he won the match. He's in the ring celebrating. Roderick Strong from behind, Bobby Fish is out. Referee Todd Sinclair couldn't see that Roderick Strong have tapped out.

TIME TO TAKE EM TO WAR... THE WAR MACHINES SEEKING GOLD TONIGHT.
I hope War Machine score their victory over these guys. I can't stand these fools. The Kingdom sucks. And, Maria Kanelis suck their dicks, lol.
7TH MATCH; THE WAR MACHINE DEFEAT THE KINGDOM:
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES that was a quickie... THE WAR MACHINE HAVE WON THE FIGHT BUT THEIR BATTLE WILL CONTINUE, AS THE NEW ROH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

Okay, ROH fans it's about that time. The moment everyone been waiting for. Its time for the main event. Ending, tonight's ROH Final Battle with Aj Styles verses Jay Lethal for the ROH World Heavyweight Championship.
Nigel McGuinness and Jerry Lynn former, ROH Heavyweight Champions joining the commentary table of this match.
Aj Styles hoping to achieve the title gold. That is something Aj Styles failed to accomplish since he's been in this organization. Is tonight, "STYLES" night.
The referee should really send Truth Martini back to the locker room. You know what he's going to do out here. Nothing but interfer and cause distractions. I really want Aj Styles to win this match. Jay Lethal had it long enough. Seeing these two in the ring bring back TNA memories. I won't hold anything off of Jay Lethal. I admit, he had a great 2015.
Dam, sun straight over the barricade, Aj Styles went. Yes, Styles! Oh, come on. You missed through the table. That's right, Aj don't give up glad you climb yourself back in. Get rid of Lethal I have all night. OH GET THE  FUCK OUTTA HERE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
8TH MATCH; JAY LETHAL DEFEAT AJ STYLES: JAY LETHAL IS STILL ROH WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

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