Sunday, December 13, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER DECEMBER 2015 ISSUE 02 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"






T.L.C., going down tonight. One of WWE's most brutal pay per views in comparison to ECW. If your a real wrestling fan and like extreme wrestling say, "TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS! All the instruments that will be taking place in tonight's WWE's Pay per view.

1ST MATCH; TRIPLE THREAT WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
The New Day defeat The Usos & The Lucha Dragons

The New Day, retaining their championship gold it wasn't a surprise. No, help to the usage of that flying trombone taking out Kalisto. The New Day, always got tricks up their sleeves. Now, that New Day will be on the next box of Wheaties. I can stop, buying them. I don't want to see their faces when it hits the shelves.

2ND MATCH
Rusev defeat Ryback
This wasn't much of a match. It wasn't tables, ladders nor chairs. Just two big brutes beating the crap out of each other. What's the fun in that? Besides, like we didn't know Rusev was going to win anyway. Despite Lana's false injury that Ryback fell for again, moran.

3RD MATCH; UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP/ CHAIRS MATCH:
Alberto Del Rio defeat Jack Swagger
BOOOO, of course this goon won the match. So far, I'm not very happy with this pay per view. I'm going to smoke me a blunt.

4TH MATCH; 8 MAN ELIMINATION TAG TEAM/ TABLES MATCH:
Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer, Rhyno Vs The Wyatt Family
Erick Rowan 1st Elimination
Rhyno 2nd Elimination
Devon 3rd Elimination
Tommy Dreamer 4th Elimination
Buh Buh Ray 5th Elimination
The Wyatt Family defeat Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

5TH MATCH; INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
Dean Ambrose defeat Kevin Owens
YES!, YES!, YES!, YES!, YES!, YES! Finally, something good happened tonight. WOOOO, HOOOO AMBROSE IS CHAMPION! I bet your 2 fingers couldn't save you that time, Mr Owens....
"I LOVE LUNATICS!"

6TH MATCH; DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP:
Charlotte defeat Paige
Alright now, about time. It's the match I've been waiting for. I can't say, which broad I'm routing for because I don't have a clue yet. I'm not ready to see, Paige as a champion. It is only 4 weeks ago, I was calling Paige all sorts of degrading names. How would that look now, if I suddenly switched sides. I'm not feeling the whole, Ric Flair companionship. Alot of Ric Flair interference going on during this match. I see, Charlotte been learning alot from her daddy. Charlotte removing the cover from the second turnbuckle and utilizing it for her victory. Never trust a Flair!
"CHARLOTTE AKA THA DIRTIEST BITCH IN THA GAME!"

7TH MATCH; WWE WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP/ TLC MATCH:
Sheamus defeat Roman Reigns
Totally, unfair but no one can complain. The match is no disqualification, so Rusev and Alberto Del Rio have that right to interfere in Sheamus's match to help him score the victory. You can see, why Roman Reigns was so heated. I'm not even going to say the words upset. He was more than that. Reigns was irate. Someone needed to pay and this pay per view wasn't ending until that happened. Can you blame him? How much more, can this man take? Roman Reigns breaking up Sheamus's celebration party in the ring delivering chair shot after chair shot to Sheamus, Rusev and Del Rio. I admit the biggest part of the night was Roman Reigns letting the boss have it. The COO, Triple H omg he took a beating. I'm telling y'all, Roman Reigns wasn't fuckin' around. He's getting tired of being ripped off. He wanted someone to pay. Who better than the boss?

"UPCOMING WWE EVENTS:"

WWE LIVE HOLIDAY TOUR
@ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
NO LASER PENS/ VIDEO
SAT., DEC. 26, 2015 @ 7:30PM

WWE PRESENTS MONDAY NIGHT RAW @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER
NO LASER PENS/ VIDEO
MON., DEC. 28, 2015 @ 7:30PM

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE
ROAD TO WRESTLE MANIA,
SUN., JAN. 24, 2016
LIVE IN ORLANDO, FL.

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