Sunday, March 29, 2015

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER MARCH 2015 ISSUE #06 "WRESTLE MANIA 31 REVIEW"

Wrestle Mania Pre Show

Match #01
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro defeated The Usos, The Los Matadores and The New Day in a fatal four way match for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Cesaro pinned Big E of the New Day to help regain their tag team gold.

Match #02 Andre The Giant Battle Royal
The Big Show, the winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal and the first time he ever won a battle royal. "THE 2 GIANTS STAND TALL TOGETHER!"

Competitors Eliminated (in order): Curtis Axel, Alex Riley, Zack Ryder, Bo Dallas, Tom Gung, Los Matadores, Sin Cara, Tyson Kidd, Mark Henry, The Ascension, Darren Young, Heath Slater, Titus O'neill, Jack Swagger, Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier, Erick Rowan, Goldust, Kane, Cesaro, Ryback, The Miz and Mizdow

Wrestle Mania Live Event

Match #01
Daniel Bryan defeated Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett, Dean Ambrose, Luke Harper, R-Truth and Stardust in a ladder match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Daniel Bryan, the first title change of the evening plus his first Intercontinental Title victory.

Match #02
Randy Orton defeated Seth Rollins
BEATIFUL MATCH - WOOOOO HOOOOO SWEET that's all you need to say about this match........ "AWESOME!"

Match #03
Triple H defeated Sting (BOOOOO!!!!!!!)
This is the match everyone been waiting for. Well, not so much the match. Sting is also someone we've been waiting for. Sting is here in a WWE ring and on a WWE pay per view. Who would have ever thought? Another, thing I wonder what people would of thought. Is perhaps the bizarre introduction of "Terminator H", LOL. What a weird robotic get up Triple H had one. Talk about a man, who loves to make an appearance. I liked Sting's entrance better than Hemsley. A chorus line set up among the stage with each choral member with Sting replica faces. As far as, Sting verses Triple H tonight honestly I don't know how to put it. Yes, I wanted Sting to win but for some reason it wasn't the match I expected. I really loved the whole recap of the Monday Night Wars concept, DX vs NWO. It was cool to go back in time, 20 years. Of course, DX, won again like last time, lol. You know how WWE, do. I want to thank, X-Pac, Shawn Michaels, The New Age Outlawz, Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash for coming out to Wrestle Mania.

Match #04
Aj Lee and Paige defeated The Bella Twins
Aj Lee manage to pull off that victory over Nikki Bella with the "Black Widow". Even though at the beginning of the match, Aj Lee took a hell of a beating from the Bellas.

WWE Hall of Fame; Class of 2015:
Rakishi, Larry Zbyszko, Alundra Blayze, (RIP) Connor MicHalek, The Bushwackers, Tatsumi Fujinami, (RIP) Macho Man Randy Savage, Arnold Scwartzenegger and Kevin Nash

Match #05
John Cena defeated Rusev for the United States Championship.
The Vulgarian Brute making his entrance. OMG, down the ramp through a tank. Who the hell, this Rusev think he is. I see, Miss Legs is back with Rusev, lol. I heard Lana had to beg him to be by his side at Wrestle Mania, this evening. Lana promises to never undermine him, ever again. Apparently, she may have did that. That's how John Cena became the new United States champion. Thanks a lot to Lana's interference on the ring ropes costing Rusev the match. Rusev wasn't very pleased with Lana again. Anyway, who cares finally that Russian racist was taken down by a worthy opponent and individual.

The Rock and Randa laying the smack down on your candy asses....
This was a fun sketch. I guess, we can say half time. The Authority being introduced to the ring. I knew things were too good to be true. After his earlier match, he finished with a bogus sportsmanship handshake to Sting over his victory. I should always know, there isn't anything sportsman about The Authority. I'm glad The Rock was there. Of course it is starting to be ironic. Why is it that The Rock is showing up at all of WWE's major pay per views. How much y'all want to make a bet he'll be at WWE's next major pay per view "Summer Slam". Anyway, thank you to The Rock and Randa Rousey of UFC for shutting up Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, LMAO HA HA HA HA..... Good for them!

Match #06
The Undertaker defeated Bray Wyatt
The Undertaker has risen, lol. After tonight lets hope Broc Lesnar falls. THE DEADMAN IS BACK!!!
"22/01"

Match #07
Roman Reigns Vs. Broc Lesnar
Seth Rollins defeated Broc Lesnar and Roman Reigns to be the new, WWE World Heavy Weight Champion
OMG, I swear can't Paul Heyman ever just go on a program without people hearing his big mouth, GOD. Roman Reigns busted in early on Broc Lesnar. Broc Lesnar manage to get on Reigns. Lesnar letting him have it. Whoa, I hope I'm not wrong. I'm one of those people that actually think, "Roman Reigns Can Do It! I don't want to be wrong. Although, you can never tell by the way Roman Reigns took a nice residency in "Suplex City". Roman Reigns already picked up 5 F5's and 10 German suplexes from Broc Lesnar. Roman Reigns did manage to make a come back, going after Broc Lesnar with 4 superman punches and 2 spears and it just wouldn't lay the beast down. However, a look of concern did come across the "Paulrus", lmao. Sneak attack when both men were laid out flat onto the canvas. "The Wrestler We All Love To Hate, Seth Rollins came storming down the ramp with that look of anxiety and anticipation. It was time to cash his "Money in the Bank" briefcase in. It's about time, although I'm not proud of his victory but I'm glad he got rid of that dam briefcase. So there you have it, Seth Rollins is our new WWE World Heavy Weight Champion - (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Thanks to tonight's performances:
Aloe Blacc,
Skylar Grey and Kid Ink

What a wonderful evening its been out here in the Levi Stadium. "LEVI", I wonder if this stadium is named after my favorite jeans, LOL. I would like to thank everyone who came out to tonight's Wrestle Mania 31. What a lovely, event not so bad after all. Only 2 of the matches were crappy involving Triple H and Seth Rollins. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people who didn't agree with those victories. However, those 2 matches couldn't have bought down tonight's event. It was a spectacular affair. Congratulations to the WWE of their broken record of $12.3 million dollars and their full capacity arena of 76,976 people in the stands. What a blessing it must have been to the WWE? I know, there are times when I have said, negative words against the WWE but this time is one of its proudest moments in the WWE. Wrestle Mania is probably one of my favorite pay per views. I see myself to be a true wrestling fan. Although it isn't often you'll find me placed here in front of an computer device for 5 hours. The same went for last night, as I enjoyed 5 hours of WWE's Class of 2015 - Hall of Fame. I didn't quite enjoy the whole 5 hours. The same for this evening. I want to talk about and rate the following matches of tonight's Wrestle Mania 31. I know there are some people who are disappointed by Roman Reigns loss but on the other hand I'am happy that Broc Lesnar is no longer the champion. It is just unfortunate that Seth Rollins cashed in his briefcase. Like we didn't see it coming. Look forward in seeing our new champion, tomorrow morning on the Morning Show and don't forget his 30 minute inauguration on Monday Night Raw. Oh God, I really hope that doesn't happen, LOL. Anyway on a scale of 1 to 10. I would like to rate tonight's Wrestle Mania 31... 8.5


NEXT MONTH PAY PER VIEW; WWE EXTREME RULES SUNDAY, APRIL 26, 2015

NEXT YEAR; WRESTLE MANIA 32 SUNDAY, APRIL 03, 2016 IN DALLAS, TEXAS

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