Rusty Jabbz Newsletter November 2020 Issue #01 AEW: Full Gear Pay Per View

Welcome back wrestling fans I hope y'all had a miserable life at quarantine and lock down the last nine months, lol. Tonight we get a chance once at drinking, smoking and wrestling live inside the Legends Bar. Looking forward to the AEW action. Let's see what Full Gear have in store for us. Tonight on the line the world tag team championships, FTR defend it against The Youngbucks. The Youngbucks tonight putting their careers on the line. If the The Youngbucks lose tonight match they promise not to face anyone for the tag team championships. Oh my God, such bull. I can't believe the Youngbucks would put their careers on the line. I need to see tonight's match to believe it. What else we have instore for tonight. Okay I got one, AEW's best kept secret MJF going up against AEW's fan favorite Chris Jericho. These two right here are going to pull off a very exciting and comical match. We also have another match that's going to be good, the pairing between Kenny Omega and Hangman Page. I already have my money on Hangman Page. You know me, I'm down with any brother thats with the bottle, lol. "HANGMAN COME ON YOU CAN DO IT, BRO!"  Another one of my favorite matches and I know some of y'all can agree with me. Tonight is to get Eddie Kingston say, I-Quit. I'm all for it. How many of y'all are with me. Let me hear you say "MOXLEY!"

Oh my God I can't believe this. This fucking Covid-19 crap getting on my nerves. You can't be serious, lol. A fucking line in front of Legends so we gotta wait. What are we waiting for. I hear motherfuckers in the bar already. The fucking pay per view started. I can't believe this motherfuckers actually going to check everyone's temperature that's on the line, smh. This is bullshit. My temperature isn't over 100. I don't know about these other fools on line. 

8:29pm, I'm finally in here just great but as soon as I got in here I missed one of my matches that I wanted to see tonight. Kenny Omega defeating Hangman Page. I walk into the Legends Bar on these two doofuses, 🤭

MATCH #02

ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEATED JOHN SILVER 

Up next Cody Rhodes verses Darby Allin another pair of two doofuses. Darby Allin gunning for Cody's TNT Television Championship. I don't give a shit about Cody or Darby Allin but if I had to choose I'll choose Darby Allin. Omg, they're give this match a 60 minute time limit. The crowd in here going crazy over Cody. Darby don't disappoint me because your shit anyway. For some strange reason I'm relying on. 

MATCH #03 "TNT TV CHAMPIONSHIP"

DARBY ALLIN DEFEAT CODY RHODES 

THANK YOU DARBY!

MATCH #04 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"

HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE

Vickie Guerrero more upset over the loss than Nyla, lol

This is that bullshit match I was talking about earlier between FTR and The Youngbucks. The match is about to take place. Remember what I said, If The Youngbucks loses they can not face anyone for the AEW tag team championships. The Youngbucks are stupid they should of made it like this instead. If we lose, we will not face FTR for the AEW tag team championships as long as they are holding the titles. 

MATCH #05 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"

THE YOUNGBUCKS DEFEAT FTR

Wow, so The Youngbucks needed to create a stipulation to finally become the tag team champions, 🤭

Oh God I swear, Matt Hardy is a fucking loser. It's been damn near whole summer and then some and Matt Hardy been bullying and feuding with Sammy Guevara. This storyline is shit. Matt Hardy is a fucking clown. 

MATCH #06 

MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 

Yes, Hardy you deleted him can you go away and don't come back unless your competing with someone or in your case delete someone. 

AEW been alright we had our moments. Now its time for the moments of the pay per view I've wanted to see, "MAIN EVENT TIME!" First we have Chris Jericho vs MJF. MJF fighting for a seat in the Inner Circle. He must compete through Jericho to prove his worth.

Omg I can't believe these bitchass niggaz up in here singing Jericho's entrance music. Serious guys, Jericho's music isn't that good, smh.

MATCH #07 

MJF DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 

Okay, he did it 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 MJF just got himself adopted by The Inner Circle, lol Congratulations 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Okay its time, sit back and enjoy both Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston slug it out blow for blow over championship gold and making your opponent say, I quit. I'm fully behind Jon Moxley, Eddie Kingston is not ready for this spotlight yet. Those two maniacs are going to have a good time killing one another. 

MATCH #08 "I-QUIT MATCH"

JON MOXLEY DEFEAT EDDIE KINGSTON 

Jon Moxley next opponent Kenny Omega making his presence to toward the ring. Kenny Omega is looking forward to this. He perhaps never forgotten his loss a year for the championship against Jon Moxley. These two are looking to rekindle a little Deja Vu. 

NEXT PAY PER VIEW:

AEW: REVOLUTION FEBRUARY 27, 2021