Saturday, May 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter May 2020 Issue #02 "AEW: Double or Nothing Pay Per View

Why is Vickie Guerrero here, "again". You must always emphasize the word "again". Vickie Guerrero, Tony Khan and Cody Rhodes they have business.πŸ€” They could do whatever business they want to do. In the meantime my business for tonight is "DOUBLE OR NOTHING!" Let's get it started.

THE KICK OFF MATCH 
THE BEST FRIENDS DEFEAT PRIVATE PARTY 

CASINO LADDER MATCH 
MATCH #01
FRANKIE KAZARIAN vs SCORPIO SKY next up KIP SABAN' with PENELOPE FORD, JIMMY HAVOC (who's not included in the match. He's here supplying a usage of a ladder, there are no disqualification rules in the match) next up to enter DARBY ALLIN verse ORANGE CASSIDY then COLT CABANA then JOEY JANELLA (Replacement of REY FENIX) then LUCHASAURUS then our final and mystery opponent, The Wrath of Cage BRIAN CAGE being accompanied by TAZZ. 
This is a question everyone wants to know, What is Tazz affiliation with Brian Cage? The number one question talked about all night. 
BRIAN CAGE, THE WINNER OF CASINO LADDER CARRYING THE CASINO CHIP

MATCH #02
MJF DEFEAT JUNGLEBOY 
Who cares, πŸ₯±

This is what I want to see right now, my man Iron Mike Tyson. I hope he's out here to do the right thing, wrap that TNT Gold around the person who's worthy πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ
MATCH #03
CODY RHODES DEFEAT LANCE ARCHER 
Mike Tyson doesn't look to happy so far over the match. Just witnessed The Iron Mike yawning trying to dose off. It turns it was Lance Archer keeping him down. Jake The Snake Roberts coming out isn't helping neither. Arn Anderson in the stands. Jake The Snake Roberts trying to distract the referee. Lance Archer at the top of the ring post. Arn Anderson knocking down Lance Archer. A second referee coming out and having Arn Anderson removed from ringside. The first referee wanted Jake The Snake Roberts removed from ringside. Iron Mike Tyson wouldn't back up neither referee's stories he stood by Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes tonight on May 23, 2020. Cody Rhodes became the AEW premiere TNT Television Champion πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

MATCH #04
KRIS STATLANDER DEFEAT PENELOPE FORD
Penelope Ford, (Filling tonight for Brit Baker)

MATCH #05
DUSTIN RHODES DEFEAT SHAWN SPEARS
Shawn Spears not dressed to wrestle. He's looking for an easy win. Shawn Spears expecting Dustin Rhodes not to show up. Shawn Spears want him counted out. Dustin Rhodes music begin to play. Shawn Spears with no wrestling attire, he's wrestling in draws tonight. Dustin Rhodes taking apart Shawn Spears suit, lmao. I hope he put a spear one in his locker room. 

MATCH #06 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT NYLA ROSE 
Up, until tonight I haven't had much pleasure with Double or Nothing. The Casino ladder match was awesome, Cody Rhodes defeating Lance Archer and becoming the first AEW TNT TV Champion. This right here is another match I have my eyes set on. I actually do not care who wins. I just want to see two brutal and badass women go at it. They have 60 minutes within the ring. I'm looking forward to all the action. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ What a fitting end to this match. What a great match put on by both competitors, totally awesome. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ So far, AEW is making me happy with the matches of my interest, lol. πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ

It is time for the first of two main events of the evening. 

MATCH #07 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT BRODIE LEE 
Brodie Lee with a suplex followed by a plethora of strikes, Jon Moxley at the top, Brodie Lee sending Jon Moxley flying across the ring, Jon Moxley with a plan, Brodie Lee staying ahead of Jon Moxley's plan, Jon Moxley flipping Brodie Lee onto the steel steps. Jon Moxley slamming Brodie Lee into the ramp. Brodie Lee coming back up bleeding. Jon Moxley looking to do more damage onto the cut on the forehead. Brodie Lee won't go down. Jon Moxley with the neck cramp, Jon Moxley's version of the sleeper Brodie Lee not moving. Jon Moxley regaining the Championship he never lost.

We're getting ready to close out the night with The Elite facing The Inner Circle. The last 60 minutes of the night. I would get snuggled up underneath the covers whether its by yourself or with your loved one. Basically what I'm saying, your going to enjoy the rest of the night and a good night its already been. What an awesome match to close the show.

MATCH #08 "STAMPEDE STADIUM MATCH"
THE ELITE DEFEAT THE INNER CIRCLE 

#72 JAKE HAGER
#27 CHRIS JERICHO 
#51 SANTANA 
#50 ORTIZ
#93 SAMMY GUEVARA 

THE YOUNGBUCKS 
KENNY OMEGA 
MATT HARDY 
HANGMAN ADAM PAGE
(Where is Hangman? He haven't shown up.)

Ok, here come Hangman Page making an entrance on a horse running down Sammy Guevara. 

This is wrestling inside a football stadium which is very difficult to view. A stadium is much larger than an a arena. You need plenty more cameras. I think I would like to see more footage on the cheerleaders than the wrestlers. Now, they're taking it in the stands. We almost had our first pinfall of the night. One of the Youngbucks almost pinned Chris Jericho. Santana and Ortiz meeting Kenny Omega in the concession area. Santana and Ortiz teaching Matt Hardy how to swim. Multiple versions of Matt Hardy reemerging from the pool. Matt Hardy literally ringing the the bell over, Ortiz and confining him to a chair rest for a couple of days. Matt Hardy putting Santana on ice, locked inside the icebox. Jake Hager on the prowl and come across Hangman at the bar. Hangman asked Jake Hager, Are you here to drink or do you want to fight? Jake Hager wants to fight. Kenny Omega coming to his partner's aide. Kenny and Hangman with a series of the Bubbly being smashed over the head of Jake Hager until he finally went down. Hangman and Kenny celebrating. Meanwhile, back on the field. There's alot going on the field. Its hard to keep up. They're having alot of fun. This isn't your usual wrestling match. Sammy Guevara, although I don't feel for him. He's being embarrased and humiliated alot tonight. Kenny Omega with the one winged angel on Sammy Guevara, allowing The Elite to capture the victory over The Inner Circle for tonight.

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