Saturday, September 5, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2020 Issue #01 "AEW ALL OUT!"

Yes I made it back home in time. In time for tonight's AEW All Out. I just needed to step out and get myself twisted for the night. Just got finish tossing back some mimosa. I'm looking forward to some more mimosa later on during match of the evening; Chris Jericho vs Orange Cassidy.

MATCH #01 "TOOTH N NAILS MATCH"
BIG SWOLE DEFEAT BRIT BAKER DMD
I'm going to remember this match the next time I visit a dentist office. No Rebal tonight. 

MATCH #02
YOUNG BUCKS DEFEAT JURASSIC EXPRESS I figure the Young Bucks would win. AEW loves the Young Bucks. Its obvious they don't give a shit about Jurassic Express. As I recall since Jurassic Express been together they only had one victory.

MATCH #03 "CASINO BATTLE ROYAL"
GROUP $01
TRENT SEVEN, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, JAKE HAGAR,  THE BLADE, RAY FENIX....
GROUP #02
FRANKIE KAZARIAN, WILL HOBBS, CHUCK TAYLOR, SANTANA AND OTIS....
GROUP #03
BILLY GUNN, PENTAGON, BRIAN CAGE, RICKY STARKS AND DARBY ALLIN....
GROUP #04
SHAWN SPEARS, EDDIE KINGSTON, SONNY KISS, LANCE ARCHER AND THE BUTCHER....
#21ST MAN
MATT SYDAL IS THE JOKER....
Matt Sydal making his AEW debut

LANCE ARCHER WINNER OF THE CASINO BATTLE ROYAL. Lance Archer #01 contender.

MATCH #04 "BROKEN RULES MATCH"
MATT HARDY DEFEAT SAMMY GUEVARA 
Matt Hardy had hit his onto the concrete. 
Referee Aubrey Edward's and Doc Samson stopping the match. Both competitors looking to continue and kill each other, specifically Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy manage to get hold of Sammy Guevara and the match continued on.

MATCH #05 "AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
HIKARU SHIDA DEFEAT THUNDEROSA
Thunderosa is a good wrestler. She really put it on Hikaru Shidu but all it took was that knee kick to lay her down.

MATCH #06 "08 MAN TAG TEAM"
NATURAL NIGHTMARES, SCORPIO SKY AND MATT CARDONA DEFEAT THE DARK ORDER 
The Dark Order had the Natural Nightmare beat. Brodie Lee set up Colt Cabana for a win. Colt Cabana screwed it up with a moonsault. Brodie Lee was irate. 

THIS WEDNESDAY, ON AEW DYNAMITE 
BRODIE LEE VS DUSTIN RHODES FOR THE TNT CHAMPIONSHIP 

MATCH #07 "AEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
F.T.R. DEFEAT KENNY OMEGA AND HANGMAN PAGE
Of course, I was wondering how long it'll take for your WWE criticisms. Really, Jr and Xcalibur an immature crack about WWE's tag team. 🤭
Kenny's doing a lot in this match. Hangman does have his back but at a minimum. F.T.R. possibly looking at gold at the end of night. Harwood and Wheeler going in on Kenny Omega, as if this a handicap match. Hangman Page finally back inside the ring. He had plenty of time to rest. 
F.T.R. they came to AEW seeking to become the new tag team champions but this match was war. F.T.R. had to earn them titles and they did. They put up on a fight and whupped the asses of Kenny Omega and Hangman Page.

MATCH #08 "MIMOSA MAYHEM MATCH"
ORANGE CASSIDY DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO 
This is a very unusual match requested by Chris Jericho. A mimosa match, basically the first person to take dive into the mimosa vat loses. We have both competitors being extremely careful as they wrestler on all sides of this ring. There's two vats set up on both sides of the ring. So far, Chris Jericho went through the vat halfway his foot only.
Okay, Orange Cassidy again knocking Chris Jericho straight into the mimosa vat, lmao omg classic. Chris Jericho created it, Chris Jericho bask in it, lol

AEW FULL GEAR SATURDAY NOV. O7TH

MATCH #09 "AEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JON MOXLEY DEFEAT MJF 
MJF showing off in the ring. I think MJF may have broken Moxley's shoulder during the tussle. Moxley working with a one arm. Moxley with the paradigm shift, he can lose championship. He almost lost the title. 
MJF with the heatseeker
Moxley and MJF on their knees throwing blows going back n forth, lol.
Wardlow threw in the diamond ring to MJF 
The referees back was turned trying to get Wardlow off of the side of the ring 
Jon Moxley pulled off that illegal maneuver with the paradigm shift behind the referees back.





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