Sunday, August 23, 2020

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2020 Issue #02 "WWE Summerslam"

Summerslam 2020 Kick Off Show with Booker T, Charly Caruso, Renee Young, Jonathan Bradshaw Layfield and Peter Rosenberg 

Shayna Baszler leaving a message for whoever wins the women's championship tonight. "She got next!" 

First Kick Off Show Match of the night. An opportunity by Apollo Crews to defend his title against MVP with his boys banned from ringside. The United States Championship on the line. If MVP loses this match its back to the end of the line. Welcome to the thunderdome. I see, the crowd is out loud. 

Kick Off Show Match "United States Championship"
APOLLO CREWS DEFEAT MVP
Apollo Crews defeat MVP but here comes the Hurt Business. Apollo getting out of dodge in a hurry. 

We're getting ready to close out the Kick Off Show but before we do so I would like to send my love and appreciation to a very special lady. Renee, this is for everything you have done for the WWE. Your more than just a commentator. Renee Young your a real classy woman. Good luck on your new path in life. I heard you have published a cook book lots of luck and success and God bless to you! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΏ 

I wasn't expecting to see this match up first. 
Bayley vs Asuka first match of night. Bayley defending her 317 day reign. I know why they're doing this. Asuka's next match with Sasha is later on. They figure if Asuka go up against Bayley this early it'll give her a lot of time to rest. 

MATCH #01 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BAYLEY DEFEAT ASUKA 
Sasha jumping in the ring wanting to get some early shots off of Asuka trying to weakening her up for their match later.


Kevin Owens joining the commentary for this match. The Kevin Owens Show returns tomorrow night on Raw with Aleister Black as his guest. 
MATCH #02 "WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP" 
THE STREET PROFITS DEFEAT ANDRADE & ANGEL GARZA 
Andrade inadvertently knocked Zelina Vega off of the side of the ring. Andrade was checking on Zelina. Angel Garza had no one to tag in. The Streets Profits meant what they've said, you'll never see us coming lmao 

MATCH #03 "HAIR VS HAIR, NO DISQUALIFICATION, THE LOSER LEAVES WWE MATCH"
MANDY ROSE DEFEAT SONYA DEVILLE 
This match sucked. Sure the brawl between the ladies were awesome it doesn't mean a damn thing when you already know the results to the match. There's been several rumors over this match during the past weeks that Sonya Deville was departing from the WWE. Excuse me where does Sonya think She's going. She does know her hair have to get shaved. I don't care if that bitch is being stalked and she haves personal issues. It was this bitch that came up with this stipulation. 

MATCH #04 "STREET FIGHT"
SETH ROLLINS DEFEAT DOMINIK MYSTERIO 
Dominik Mysterio gets his premiere match tonight against Seth Rollins. Dominik standing up for the Mysterio family and eliminating the Monday Night Moron, lol. Rey Mysterio standing at ringside not getting involved. Seth Rollins talk too damn much. Dominik utilizing the same table that Seth had set up. Dominik with a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, frog splash from the top rope. Seth Rollins torturing Rey Mysterio because he knows Rey can not get involved. Seth Rollins and Murphy handcuffing Rey Mysterio to the ring ropes. Seth and Murphy were about to whip Rey with the kendu sticks. Dominik Mysterio from behind attacking Seth and Murphy. Dominik with a 6.1.9 on Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins with the curb stomp on Dominik Mysterio right in front of his father. Dominik leaving Summerslam tonight as soldier. He put up a gutsy fight against the Monday Night Moron. 

Asuka up for her next championship attempt against Miss Boss Time Sasha Banks for the Raw Women's Championship 

MATCH #05 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT SASHA BANKS 
I'm disappointed in you Bayley. My girl, Bayley wouldn't sacrifice herself for her homegirl Sasha. Tick Tock 

I don't give a shit about Randy Orton but I guess his match wasn't good enough for the main event. So that can only mean Braun Strowman and Bray Wyatt have something exciting during their match if that's main event material tonight. I hope Drew McIntyre wasn't offended for being downgraded for the night. The only thing I want from Drew McIntyre is to leave Summerslam with that same championship around his waist. Its been 139 days since Drew McIntyre removed the Raw championship from The Beast Broc Lesnar and I would like for this championship to remain around the Scottish Psychopath.

MATCH #06 "RAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE DEFEAT RANDY ORTON 
Match already in progress, typical Randy Orton making his way out of dodge. Randy Orton already with the games. I would really love to know who hits first, the claymore or the rko. Both men going back and forth. 
Drew McIntyre held on as champion his reign continues.πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ Drew McIntyre is still our WWE Champion.

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE FIEND DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN
Okay its falls count anywhere match about to go down throughout the dome. The monster vs the fiend for the universal championship. This explains a lot more why its the main event. This match is closing out Summerslam. I'm with Corey Graves I never seen this side of Strowman either. Okay, these two are leaving the arena and heading into the back. The Fiend dragging Strowman back into the arena. Strowman looking for a box cutter to slice up the mat. Strowman exposing the mat. Strowman experiencing his carelessness from the exposed mat. The Fiend laying out Strowman with two sister abigails followed by a pinfall. The Fiend becoming the new universal champion. Roman Reigns with a spear and beating the hell out of The Fiend. Roman Reigns with a steel chair all over Braun Strowman. Roman Reigns with another spear on The Fiend. Summerslam we never saw this coming. Roman Reigns, I'm glad you came. Totally awesome. 
Next Sunday, August 30th WWE Payback 


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