Thursday, October 31, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #05 "Crown Jewel PPV/Halloween Edition"

Happy Halloween to all my WWE fans across the universe. Crown Jewel pay per view kicking it off, live this afternoon in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia inside the King Fahd International Stadium. We have our first match of the afternoon. Brock Lesnar putting the WWE World title on the line against his former UFC competitor, Cain Velasquez. Cain Velasquez appearing here this afternoon on his WWE debut in hopes of removing another championship off of Brock Lesnar. We all know what Cain Velasquez did to Brock Lesnar 09 years ago in the UFC. 

MATCH #01 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
BROCK LESNAR DEFEAT CAIN VELASQUEZ 
Brock Lesnar in beast mode refusing to unlock Cain Velasquez. Rey Mysterio taking this match personal and going after Brock Lesnar. Rey Mysterio have angered The Beast. Brock Lesnar tossing Rey Mysterio over the ring. Rey Mysterio coming back 
with repeated chair shots to Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar wisely retreating. Rey Mysterio haven't seen the last of Brock Lesnar. Rey, you done wrote a check that your 6-1-9 can't cash, smh. I'll pray for you. 

Next up is the Tag Team Turmoil match. Who will be declared the best Tag Team of the World out here today in Saudi Arabia.

MATCH #02 "TAG TEAM TURMOIL"
First, two teams to begin.
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER VS THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY 
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE LUCHA HOUSE PARTY. The Lucha House Party have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins,  The Major Brothers. 
BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT THE MAJOR BROTHERS. Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Tucker Knight and Otis Dozavich, The Heavy Machinery. 
THE HEAVY MACHINERY DEFEAT BOBBY ROODE & DOLPH ZIGGLER. Bobby Roode & Dolph Ziggler have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil.
Next up, Kofi Kingston and Big E, The New Day.
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE HEAVY MACHINERY. Tucker Knight and Otis Dozavich have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel, The B-Team.
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE B-TEAM. Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, The Smackdown Tag Team Champions, The Revival. 
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE REVIVALS. Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. Dash and Dawson aren't leaving Saudi Arabia without making a statement. The Revivals showing how much they feel about their loss. The Revivals making The New Day pay.
Next up, The O. C.
THE O. C. DEFEAT THE NEW DAY. Kofi Kingston and Big D have been eliminated from the Tag Team Turmoil. 
Next up, we come down to the last Tag Team of the Turmoil, The Viking Raiders. 
Two, Raw teams are the final tag teams to remain in the Tag Team Turmoil. 
THE O. C. DEFEAT THE VIKING RAIDERS. 
The O. C. being declared THE BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDD!!!! 
The O. C. being presented with the trophy. 
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Congratulations to The  O. C.

Okay, it is now 2pm I guess I can go on a lunch break during this match. Who gives a shit about Cesaro and Mansoor. I don't think Mansoor will be letting down Riyadh, Saudi Arabia today, πŸ’€ πŸ›Œ
MATCH #03 
MANSOOR DEFEAT CESARO
Like we didn't see this happening here today. 
This Mansoor dude is really gassed over his bullshit victory, smh.

I just had me something to eat during that last bullshit match. I guess now, I should go into the bathroom during this one, lol.  Another, snooze match πŸ’€ πŸ›Œ Braun Strowman and Tyson Fury. 

MATCH #04 
TYSON FURY DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN BY COUNT OUT... Braun Strowman feeling embarrassed, he's not going to take that lying down. Braun Strowman showing Tyson Fury, who's ring is this. This match was a complete waste of time. 
Why does it seem like this Crown Jewel pay per view are keeping the fans more away from their computer devices than actually watching the program. Up until now, only one awesome match in the Tag Team Turmoil. Congratulations to The O. C. for their victory.

Up next, this match should bring my attention back on the Crown Jewel pay per view. Humberto Carrillo getting his championship opportunity to face Aj Styles for the United States Championship. 

Aj Styles being escorted to the ring by the Best Tag Team In The World, The O. C. 
The O. C. earning that status earlier this afternoon, after taking down The Viking Raiders in the Tag Team Turmoil. 

MATCH #05 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT HUMBERTO CARRILLO 
Aj Styles facing Humberto Carrillo, a younger version of himself. We are seeing alot of vintage Aj Styles during this match. A good match for both parties in the ring. Aj Styles manage to take down Humberto Carrillo with the phenomenal forearm. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Congratulations to Humberto Carrillo, what an awesome attempt. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Oh Wow, Natalya is here tonight. How cool, first Women's match being performed in Saudi Arabia, totally awesome. Congratulations to the WWE Women for making history this afternoon. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ 
#changeiscoming ✊

MATCH #06 
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS 
Natalya bringing it home and making history here in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. All the women across the world should be proud of this moment. The first ever WWE women's match being performed in the Middle East. πŸ‘πŸ‘

Byron Saxton joining the commentary table for this match. Corey Graves doesn't look pleased on having Byron Saxton at ringside with him and Michael Cole. 

MATCH #07 "TEN MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
TEAM HOGAN: RUSEV, RICOCHET, SHORTY G, ALI AND ROMAN REIGNS 
DEFEAT 
TEAM FLAIR: BOBBY LASHLEY, SHINSUKE NAKAMURA, DREW MCINTYRE, KING CORBIN AND RANDY ORTON 
Roman Reigns spearing Randy Orton and pinning him to seal the victory. 

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP/ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH"
THE FIEND DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
Bray Wyatt such a sinister opponent. Seth Rollins will be leaving here this afternoon with a brand new respect by me if he can dominate The Fiend. All the damage The Fiend implicated during this match. Seth Rollins being a fighting Universal Champion. Seth Rollins so far with 08 stomps on The Fiend and The Fiend still won't go down. The Fiend being kicked off the stage into a pile of amplifiers that exploded. There were sparks and fire everywhere but The Fiend still stands up. The Fiend with the mandolin claw followed by a Sister Abigail onto Seth Rollins. The Fiend becoming the New Universal Champion. The Fiend making tonight a Halloween Horror for Seth Rollins. "MOW WEE WOW WEE!!!" FUCKING A 


Next WWE Event:
WHO OWNS THE NIGHT? RAW, NXT OR SMACKDOWN @ SURVIVOR SERIES SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH For the first time ever, NXT getting involved in a WWE Pay Per View. 



Saturday, October 26, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #04 "Black and Blue Movie Screening"


Impromptu movie night about to go down. I'am here this evening at the Regal cinema. I've purchased these tickets today. Approximately 09 hours ago. This is probably the first time I ever did something like this. Off of a straight whim.

I have my heart set on tonight's cinema performance. I'am looking forward to this film, "Black and Blue" starring in the film, Naomie Harris and R&B heartthrob, Tyrese Gibson. Who gain his popularity from films like "Baby Boy" directed by the honorable John Singleton (RIP).

"Black and Blue" making its in theater debut, last night. The film is set in one of the roughest, toughest and most dangerous cities in the United States, New Orleans, Louisiana. The film is about a young African American police woman named Alicia West (played by Naomie Harris). Who happens to be a rookie police with a heart and compassion for the people. According to her cop companions, she's just new. Basically, specifying she doesn't know anything about the New Orleans Police Department yet. 

The film starts off at the very beginning where, Officer West is seen jogging through her own community until stopped by two bigot police officers claiming they're looking for a suspect who matches her description. Once the two bigot police officers realize, she's part of the blue. Of course they release her. It was at that point of the film where I realized I'm going to enjoy tonight's presentation. From that first scene on, everything has been in a whirlwind for Officer West. 

The film has an awesome story to tell that sits around the concept of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. As well as, knowing what side you are on. 

The film is set in the 9th ward slums of New Orleans, Kingston Avenue. Where Officer West may have seen something that she shouldn't have seen. An illegal meeting going down inside an abandoned power plant involving her nightshift partner, Officer Deacon Brown and two Narcotics police officers. 

I mentioned that Officer West happens to be a rookie and there is something particular that a rookie has attached to their vest. Something that can possibly change a person's life when presented to the wrong or right people. Depending on how you look at the situation. 

Now, during that whole illegal meeting inside the abandoned power plant. Officer West manage to record what took place inside that power plant. I must first say, none of this would of occurred if Officer West's partner Officer Brown didn't bring her there in the first place. I'am aware of Officer Brown telling Officer West to sit tight inside the squad car. Which she probably would of done if she didn't hear that first gunshot blast. Rookie or no rookie, a police officer first instant is to react. So because of Officer Brown screw up, Officer West manage to witness the killings of the two drug dealers which were recorded onto her rookie cam.

The meeting being conducted by Officer Malone. Officer Malone, a bad ass police officer with one mission on his mind, "to clean up the crap living on the Kingston Avenue grounds."

Officer West witnessed the two narcotics officers killing the two drug dealers from Kingston Avenue. One of the drug dealers who were killed was named, Zero. A very popular dealer in the Kingston Avenue area. This Zero character is not only popular within the community. He happens to be the nephew of Drug Kingpin, Darius. 

Officer Malone is willing to do anything to retrieve the rookie cam off of Officer West. Even if it included a, by any means necessary tactic. Officer Malone would even go as low to setting up Officer West to make it look as if, she was the killer of Zero. Which was actually a brilliant plan. Officer Malone was a bastard in this film. He didn't just set up Officer West with a murder. He also told the Drug Kingpin, Darius directly to his face that Officer West was the culprit of the killing of Zero. Darius made sure his crew was on deck with the "Kill Officer West" movement. 
Officer Malone releasing a bolo over the police switchboard blackballing Officer West. Officer West was a marked woman. 

New Orleans police officers and Kingston Avenue did not mix well. Considering the fact that Kingston Avenue is Alicia West childhood neighborhood and her old neighborhood isn't very fond of her decision to crossover into the law enforcement field. Officer West is pretty much stranded depending on the assistance of one person from her childhood, Mouse (played by Tyrese Gibson). Mouse is willing to ride or die with her until this rookie cam is uploaded onto the police feed. Mouse is willing to risk his own life to see to it that the N.O.P.D. finally receive some persecution. 

This movie was straight awesome. A game of cat and mouse throughout the 09th ward of New Orleans. 

Another one of my favorite scenes of the movie. There came a part where Officer West was willing to give in and go directly to Darius and state her claim. Officer West figured if, she can get Darius to witness the truth on the rookie cam about Officer Malone, perhaps he'll be on her side. A much better idea. Officer West manage to get Darius and his crew to see, eye to eye. Darius was upset over the deceit coming from Officer Malone. Darius wanted revenge. 

Officer Malone starting to realize its too late, he's willing to go after Officer West and take down every thug/ drug dealer in that community. Even if it included taking down, The Kingpin Darius. Officer Malone wasn't going to stop at anything until he retrieves the rookie cam. 

Officer West and Officer Malone did finally get there one on one face off live in the middle of the projects going blow for blow. Residents with the camera phones  recording. Cops on the rooftop with the rifles aiming at Officer West ordering her to give up. It wasn't until that final second after Mouse disguised as a policeman sneaking himself inside the N.O.P.D. control center and uploading the file on rookie cam. Once the Captain got a hold of that data. She reached out over the walkie talkies ordering every officer to stand down and exonerating Officer West. What a great moment, Officer West finally accomplished what she wanted to do for the past 48 hours being trapped inside Kingston Avenue. 

What a great movie, lol. I definitely loved the ending during the closing credits.  Closing it out with the classic, Krs One record "Sound of the Police." πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Anyone interested in what I witnessed this evening. I recommend, "Black and Blue" as a good movie to watch. As well as, some new movies coming our way pretty soon for the fall/ winter season....
UPCOMING MOVIES:
01. Terminator Dark Fate, November 01, 2019
02. Charlie's Angel, November 01, 2019
03. Midway, November 08, 2019
04. Queen and Slim, November, 2019
05. Just Mercy, December, 2019
06. Bad Boys For Life, January 18, 2020
07. The Rhythm Section, January 2020




Sunday, October 20, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #03 "Impact Wrestling's Bound For Glory"

Impact Wrestling live pay per view coming to you all tonight for Bound For Glory from Chicago, Illinois.... 

MATCH #01: "CALL YOUR SHOT BATTLE ROYAL"
01. Eddie Edwards
02. Rohit Raju
03. Luster of Reno Scum
04. Thorne Stone of Reno Scum
05. Cousin Jake of The Deaners
06. Joey Ryan
07. Jessica Havok
08. Rosemary
09. Madman Fulton
10. Cody Deaner of The Deaners
11. Johnny Swinger
12. Jordynne Grace
13. Swoggle
14. Kiera Hogan
15. Raj Singh
16. Tommy Dreamer
17. Kylie Rae
18. Fallah Bahh
19. Sabu
20. Mahabali Shera

Eddie Edwards and Mahabali Shera, the last two to face one another in this battle royal.

Eddie Edwards defeat Mahabali Shera
Eddie Edwards winning tonight's trophy from the Call Your Shot Battle Royal. Eddie Edwards will have the authority to call his own shot at any championship, he chooses.

This is the match I've been waiting on all year since January 2019. I'm 100% behind Tenille Dashwood in ending the 288 Knockout Championship reign of Taya Valkyrie.

MATCH #02: "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TAYA VALKYRIE DEFEAT TENILLE DASHWOOD
Tenille Dashwood with a close pin count. Johnny Bravo pulling out Taya Valkyrie. Johnny Bravo being rejected from ringside.

MATCH #03: "TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"
THE NORTH DEFEAT RVD AND RHINO AND RICH SWANN AND WILLIE MACK
I'm not really sure who should be the next Impact Tag Team champions. I'm for anyone except The North. The North is cruel and they suck. I guess you can say, I'm all for Rich Swann and Willie Mack.
Wow, what the hell happened? RVD with a superkick to his own partner, Rhino. OMG, what's Rob Van Dam motive for doing this. The crowd out here in Chi-Town isn't pleased at what Rob Van Dam just did. Rob Van Dam receiving alot of boos from the Chi-Town audience.

Ace Austin showing up in the women's locker room looking for Ashley Edwards. Ace Austin looking forward to his date tonight, after he becomes the new X-Division champion. Ace Austin fall of himself tonight. I don't see Ace Austin as the new X-Division champion tonight. I'm going for the baddest bitch in Impact, Tessa Blanchard dominating those bitches inside tonight's X-Division competition.

I'm not really sure about this upcoming match. I'm neither sure about Maru Fuji. Tonight is my first time seeing him in competition.
I know Michael Elgin can be a prick. Someone who loves brutally and sending people to the hospital. Can Maru Fuji finally be the one to bring down, Michael Elgin?

MATCH 04:
MICHAEL ELGIN DEFEAT MARU FUJI
Wow, totally awesome between the two, Michael Elgin and Maru Fiji. Michael Elgin leaving tonight with a victory over Maru Fuji. I'am not a big Michael Elgin fan but I have a huge respect for him, after tonight. This match could of went anywhere. Michael Elgin proving here tonight, "I'm not just a big guy, I'M UNBREAKABLE!'

MATCH 05: "5 PERSON X-DIVISION LADDER MATCH"
ACE AUSTIN DEFEAT TESSA BLANCHARD, ACEY ROMERO, DAGA AND JAY CRIST
Jake Crist, the current X-Division Champion
Tessa Blanchard and Ace Austin, the last two superstars at the top of the ladder reaching for the X-Division Championship. Ace Austin with a batun knocking out Tessa Blanchard. Ace Austin left alone on the top of ladder. Ace Austin becomiing the new X-Division champion. I was so looking forward to Tessa Blanchard becoming the first female X-Division champion. Impact could of made history tonight. Apparently continuing Ace Austin's sexual attraction towards, Ashley Edwards is much better.

MATCH #06:
MOOSE DEFEAT KEN SHAMROCK
Moose have earned tonight's victory. I hope he's happy now. Moose, now have something else to brag about. Moose sucks. Ken Shamrock made Moose earn that victory. Moose staggering outside of the ring, after the multiple ankle locks being placed on Moose.

This another highlight match I've been waiting for all night. Brian Cage looking to make Sami Callihan pay for everything he done to him including his wife, Melissa Santos.
It's been 04 months since Brian Cage been on a sabatical due to his injury. I would like thank, Impact for not having his championship relinquished due to an injury. Brian Cage is back and he's here to represent that world championship like a real champion.

MATCH #07: "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRIAN CAGE DEFEAT SAMI CALLIHAN
These two are killing one another inside of that ring. No disqualification, as requested earlier by Brian Cage.
Fucking awesome match, I'am proud of Brian Cage. He is not a machine. BRIAN CAGE IS A MONSTER!
Sami Callihan remains the losing scum.

Next, Impact Wrestling Pay Per View "Hard To Kill" January 2020

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #02 "Special Issue"

The streets says its goodbye and pay their tribute to an honorable man, Rest In Power, Dwayne "Stacks" Smith 

Sunday, October 6, 2019

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2019 Issue #01 "Hell In A Cell"

On Kick Off Show commentary tonight, Jonathan Coachman, Booker T, Charly Caruso and Sam Roberts

KICK OFF SHOW MATCH #01
NATALYA DEFEAT LACEY EVANS

HELL IN A CELL PAY PER VIEW:

MATCH #01:
"RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
This match shouldn't even count. We all knew Becky was retaining. Especially, after posing for next year's cover of WWE 2K20 video game. The Raw Women's Championship isn't being removed from Becky Lynch anytime soon. Congratulations to "THE MAN" with no testicles.

MATCH #02
ROMAN REIGNS & DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT LUKE HARPER & ERICK ROWAN

MATCH #03
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT ALI
This match was a waste of time. I'm starting to think Vincent McMahon doesn't like Arabs just as much as he doesn't like African Americans. When will Ali get a superb win on this shit promotion.

MATCH #04
"WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE KABUKI WARRIORS DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS & NIKKI CROSS
About time, the Kabuki Warriors won those titles. They earned alot to accomplish the tag team gold. The Kabuki Warriors have paid alot of dues. 👏👏👏👏

MATCH #05 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM"
BRAUN STROWMAN & THE VIKING RAIDERS DEFEAT AJ STYLES & THE OC
Braun Strowman with a right hand to Aj Styles face. Aj Styles waking up not knowing where he's at.

TAMINA PINNING CARMELLA, Backstage to become the new 24/07 Championship

MATCH $06
CHAD GABLE DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Chad Gable finally wins, big deal. It took him 03 chances to finally take down Baron Snorbin.

Tamina running into the arena trying to escape Carmella and R-Truth. Tamina using Funaki as the human shield. R-Truth getting prepared to face Funaki. R-Truth pinning Funaki, making him the 20X 24/07 champion.

MATCH #07 "SD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
CHARLOTTE DEFEAT BAYLEY
Bayley tapped out. She's not taking her loss very well. Bayley is heartbroken over her loss. I'am so disappointed in Bayley and Sasha Banks tonight. No hugs from me to the Boss n Hug Connection, smh
Now, that bitch Charlotte becomes the 10X Women's Champion. Fuck🖕you Charlotte!

Another person not taking his loss from earlier too well. Baron Corbin attacking Chad Gable in the backstage area.

MATCH #08 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
SETH ROLLINS VS THE FIEND
I don't know how I would feel if The Fiend becomes the new Universal Champion. There was a time I was a huge Seth Rollins supporter. Seth Rollins to me, is just another CM Punk imitation. All I can say about The Fiend if he does happen to become the new Universal champion. Perhaps, Monday Night Raw will be a little more interesting and creepy. I don't know if thats a good or a bad thing.
Seth Rollins manage to get himself disqualified by the usage of the sledgehammer. The match is officially over.
Security and other referee officials coming to the aide of The Fiend. Seth Rollins feeling guilty at what he just did. The referees trying to get The Fiend onto a gurny.
The Fiend was never injured he have been playing possum this whole time. The Fiend with the mandolin crawl down Seth's throat. The Fiend with a German suplex on Seth Rollins planting him onto the expose concrete. The Fiend looking at tonight as a victory even though he didn't obtain the championship. The automated laughter begins of The Fiend, as we close out tonight's Hell In A Cell.