Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 Issue #04 WWE Live Holiday Tour @ the Nassau Coliseum

OMG, LMAO, LMAOOOOO I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing. This is something that Jason Lamar would do. Still feeling the adrenaline of last night's Holiday Tour at The Garden. You know today, all I had on my mind was part two. The continuation of tour picking up over here in the Nassau Coliseum.

Byron Saxton, the host of the evening:

OPENING MATCH: THE MIZ TV
Mustafa Ali coming out spoiling Miz's party. The Miz didn't like that interruption. Mustafa Ali lay out  a challenge for The Miz. The Miz calling for a referee to come out here.

MUSTAFA ALI DEFEAT THE MIZ

OMG, Seriously Truth. Yo what is up with R-truth's voice it sounds super harps.

MATCH #02 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
FABULOUS TRUTH DEFEAT ANDRADE "CEIN" ALMAS & ZELINA VEGA

You know, R-Truth have that habit of constantly asking that one annoying question, "WHAT'S UP? You want to know what is up, it is lame. Tonight isn't what I imagined. I held the tickets to tonight's event in my person for about one year with constant curiosity of what The Coliseum would look like. I am not going to say, I'm disappointed but a bit disturbed. Perhaps this all can be accumulated from what took place last night at The Garden.

MATCH #03 " 06 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
LUKE GALLOWS, KARL ANDERSON AND SHELTON BENJAMIN DEFEAT THE COLONS AND AIDEN ENGLISH

Sanity coming out to the ring looking for another shot at Gallows and Anderson because of what happened last week.

MATCH #04
LUKE GALLOWS AND KURT ANDERSON DEFEAT SANITY

You see why I hate that puto, John Cena. Why is Cocksucker Cena here? He didn't gain enough spotlight back from last night's audience. 🖕 Tonight's match was suppose to be Rey Mysterio Vs Daniel Bryan. I was looking forward in see that match. Of course, John Cena is money and you got to do what's best for business.

MATCH #05
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT REY MYSTERIO
I'm watching these two muticones come out here and waste our time.

MATCH #06 "SDL 06 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BAR DEFEAT THE NEW DAY AND THE USOS

Up until, Smackdown Live Holiday Tour have been wack 👎 The only thing that can turn this thumb right side up is a visit from "THE MAN!"
I don't know about these saps out here in Nassau. We can use a little Becky Lynch tonight.

MATCH #07
JEFF HARDY DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Smackdown, what's the hurry? It's 9pm and we're already up to our 07th match of the night.

Right they're preparing for the steel cage match, coming up next. Last night I was so intrigued by it. I notice I didn't take any pictures tonight. The mere thought of photographs did not fascinate me. It could be possibly of where I was sitting. I didn't have very good seats or at least I thought I did. I didn't want to waste time with overly zooming of my pictures.

MATCH #08 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP/STEEL CAGE MATCH"
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT JOHN CENA
I guess you can say I'm having a good time. Its been about 30 minutes already into the match 👌 Probably the best match of the night I'll be honest with you. You just want to know the sad thing. Our vision is blocked off during the match. The monitors aren't running while the superstars are in the ring performing. It seems the monitors are used during the introduction of each bout.

It's 9:38pm, I just seen an awesome match that looked like a main event or at least that's what half this arena seems to believe it was. Everyone's leaving the Coliseum. Typical, WWE fans, they were only here for Cena. Byron Saxton announcing theres still more to come.

INTERMISSION/ SECOND HALF

MATCH #09
LANA & NAOMI DEFEAT MANDY ROSE & SONYA DEVILLE

I'm actually out here supporting Shinsuke Nakamura. I'm sporting one of my classic, "Strong Style" T-shirts. Don't ask me any questions. I don't know why I'm doing this for Nakamura. Regardless, Shinsuke Nakamura needs to be right back where he started from. He is still an outstanding athlete.
Congratulations to you, Rusev for becoming what I believe is the 02X United States Champion, this past Tuesday on Smackdown.

MATCH #10 "UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"
RUSEV DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA

Finally, a match I can enjoy without a superstars initials, J.C. I think Becky Lynch is more of a "MAN" than John Cena.
BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY BECKY

MATCH #11 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA VS CHARLOTTE FLAIR VS BECKY LYNCH
The referee called for the bell, match declared a disqualification.