Sunday, December 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter December 2018 Issue #01 "WWE TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS!"

Hosting the Kick Off Show: Jonathan Coachman, David Otunga, Booker T and Sam Roberts, look like we have a Men's Club going on in here tonight, lol.

Kick Off Show
Match #01 "CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
BUDDY MURPHY DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER, regaining his championship.

Kick Off Show
Match #02 "LADDERS MATCH"
ELIAS DEFEAT BOBBY LASHLEY
There is a guitar hanging over the ring. The one who is capable of making it up the ladder and unhooking the guitar, wins the match.
Elias here is our winner but its Bobby Lashley and Lio Rush doing the celebration. They look more like the winners, after what have been done to Elias.

TLC BEGINS....

You can't be serious, this is not a good match to open up TLC with. This match should have been on the kick off show. Anyway since they're setting off with it, might as well get the TLC garbage out of the way.

Match #01 "MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE"
TEAM FABULOUS TRUTH (R-TRUTH & CARMELLA) DEFEAT TEAM MAHALICIA (JINDER MAHAL & ALICIA FOX)
Mixed Match Challenge Final Winners, R-truth and Carmella, they received tonight the #30 spot in next month's Royal Rumble Pay Per View along with an all expense paid trip to anywhere of the teams choosing. I'm not sure going to the WWE Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut is what Carmella had in mind R-truth, lol.

Match #02 "SDL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE BAR DEFEAT THE USOS & THE NEW DAY

Baron Corbin coming out to the ring, in hopes to gain his new throne as permanent, GM. Baron Corbin and Heath Slater begin counting to 10. By the time, they reach the number #05 that's when you hear, "ROARRRR!!!!" YES, YES, YES, Braun Strowman making his return back to TLC with one arm in sling. One arm doesn't mean a thing to Braun Strowman. It don't take much to dissemble a maniac like Baron Corbin. Braun Strowman along with a few superstars forming an alliance to gain retribution on Baron Corbin. Bobby Roode, Chad Gable, Apollo Cruz, Heath Slater and Kurt Angle standing up for what is right.

Match #03 "TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS"
BRAUN STROWMAN DEFEAT BARON CORBIN
Corbin is no longer the man in power. As of tonight, Raw GM is vacant.

Match #04 "TABLES MATCH"
NATALYA DEFEAT RUBY RIOTT
It's nice to see a smile back on Natalya's face. Nattie turning things around with her own special, Ruby Riott-painted table. Natalya giving Ruby Riott a taste of her artwork, lol.

Match #05
FINN BALOR DEFEAT DREW MCINTYRE
Dolph Ziggler have not forgotten what Drew McIntyre did to him. Dolph Ziggler laying out Drew McIntyre with a superkick. Finn Balor wasn't pleased, he did not need Dolph Ziggler's assistance.

Match #06 "CHAIRS MATCH"
REY MYSTERIO DEFEAT RANDY ORTON
Rey Mysterio capturing the victory, and hightailing it from the ring. Mysterio not sticking around for Orton's chaos.

Match #07 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT NIA JAX
Ronda Rousey making Nia Jax tap out. Looks like Ronda bought her "A" game.

I'm proud of The Man, lol. Becky Lynch collecting debts backstage from Nia Jax. That's right, "Keep her name out of your mouth!"

Match #08 "WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT AJ STYLES

Match #09 "INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
DEAN AMBROSE DEFEAT SETH ROLLINS
I'm disappointed in Seth Rollins over his loss. But, I'm glad the match is finally over. It wasn't going anywhere. So, Dean Ambrose is Raw's new Intercontinental Champion.

Match 10 "TRIPLE THREAT TABLES, LADDERS & CHAIRS FOR SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
ASUKA DEFEAT CHARLOTTE & BECKY LYNCH
Ronda Rousey, coming out to even the score. Charlotte and Becky just fingertips away from grabbing the title. Ronda Rousey tipping over the ladder. Lol, pay backs a bitch. Cheapshot, Ronda, cheapshot, smh.

Next, WWE Events:
Wednesday, December 26th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Madison Square Garden
Thursday, December 27th WWE Live Holiday Tour @ Nassau Coliseum
Sunday, January 27, 2019 Royal Rumble
Friday, April 05, 2019 NXT @ Barclays Center
Sunday, April 07, 2019 Wrestlemania 35 @ The MetLife Stadium
Monday, April 08, 2019 Monday Night Raw @ Barclays Center
Tuesday, April 09, 2019 Smackdown Live @ Barclays Center

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