Saturday, October 6, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #01 "Super Show Down"

Coming to you, live from Melbourne, Australia. Although we ain't live anymore. I'm finally getting the opportunity to watch this morning early pay per view.

The crowd was louded inside the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. Capacity, this morning 70, 309 in attendant.

I see, they're getting started right away, no b.s. at the start of the program. 👍

MATCH #01 "TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT THE BAR

MATCH #02 "SDL WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
CHARLOTTE FLAIR DEFEAT BECKY LYNCH
So many near falls in this match coming from both sides. Becky Lynch saved her championship with a disqualification on herself.

OMG, Elias and his sidekick, Kevin Owens, lol
What your here to poke fun of Melbourne too?

MATCH #03
BOBBY LASHLEY & JOHN CENA DEFEAT
ELIAS & KEVIN OWENS
John Cena haven't been inside the ring yet. Bobby Lashley is all over, Owens and Elias. John Cena, finally tagged inside. What we're watching right now, are some vintage John Cena. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" 🖐🖐

Oh shit, It's time for the Iconics. Let's see how Iconic you dumb broads are?

MATCH #04
ICONICS DEFEAT NAOMI & ASUKA
Of course, 👏👏👏 Happy Homecoming dumb broads 🖕

MATCH #05 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
The match haven't even begun inside the ring yet. Aj Styles making this personal. The two making there way down the ramp. The officials ringing the bell. Somoa Joe can barely stand up.
Somoa Joe with the eurinagy on Aj Styles through a steel chair. Aj Styles with a springboard 450 on the injured knee to Somoa Joe. Somoa Joe with the coclena clutch on Aj Styles. Somoa Joe again for the third time, the coclena clutch. Aj Styles rolling over and locking in the muscle buster on Somoa Joe's injured knee.

MATCH $06 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE BELLA TWINS & RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT THE RIOTT SQUAD
I was never a fan of the Bella Twins but Brie and Nikki need to stop playing around and tag Ronda Rousey in already. The Bellas Twins suck! The Riott Squad are beating the hell out of them. Nikki, finally got some brains and tagged in Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey taking care of business. Awesome double arm bar being applied on both, Liv Morgan and Sara Logan.

This is one of the matches I wanted to see all night, Cedric Alexander and Buddy Murphy. Buddy Murphy who plans on leaving here tonight to celebrate as champion in his hometown. Don't disappoint me, Cedric Alexander bring that title back to the US.

MATCH #07
"CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP"
BUDDY MURPHY DEFEAT CEDRIC ALEXANDER
Melbourne, Australia they're all over for Buddy Murphy. Omg, I swear if this man becomes the new, Cruiserweight Champion. Lol, I can see the streets of Melbourne having a parade for Buddy Murphy after tonight's event. 😮 I can't believe it, Buddy Murphy kicked out of the lumbarcheck. No one, ever kicked out of Cedric Alexander's lumbarcheck  before. 😮

MATCH #08 "SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH"
THE SHIELD DEFEAT BRAUN STROWMAN, DOLPH ZIGGLER & DREW MCINTYRE
The match haven't officially started, the referee still trying to maintain order between the 02 teams. Pure bedlam around ringside. Braun Strowman tossing Seth Rollins into the ring. Dolph Ziggler is already in there with something to prove that he's not the weak link. Seth Rollins is all alone. Seth Rollins with no one to tag. Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns have been taken out. Dean Ambrose is up, Seth Rollins making his way over to the corner. Roman Reigns is back up now.
"Roman Reigns with an inadvertent punch to Dean Ambrose." The punch was meant for Drew McIntyre.
Braun Strowman spearing the whole Shield Squad including Drew McIntyre. Roman Reigns spearing Braun Strowman through a barricade.
Dolph Ziggler with a super kick to Seth Rollins.
Dean Ambrose planting dirty deeds onto Dolph Ziggler.

MATCH #09
DANIEL BRYAN DEFEAT THE MIZ
I swear, can't The Miz go anywhere without opening up his big mouth. Good, thank you Daniel Bryan for shutting down his annoying conversation. I rather, hear 70, 309 people in Australia screaming "YES, YES, YES" than the blubber that comes from The Miz's big mouth.
It look like the only one upset is Corey Graves, lol. Screw him 🖕
LMFAO, whoa that was a quick match. The Miz don't have anyone else to blame other than his big mouth, lol. It look like Daniel Bryan came here for business. Daniel Bryan slipping out of the skullcrushing finale, rolling over The Miz into a nice pin, lol. Oh man too sweet 🙂

It's been confirmed already by, Paige. Daniel Bryan will face Aj Styles, November 02nd @ the Crown Jewel.

MATCH #10 "LAST TIME EVER"
TRIPLE H DEFEAT THE UNDERTAKER
Shawn Michaels getting involved in the match. I'm starting to see, some DX assistance. Kane suck at his job. He's staying in his corner. SHUT UP, MELBOURNE. THIS MATCH IS NOT AWESOME. BITE ME!
Kane, finally get involved. He comes to help his brother. Too bad, Kane went through a table. The Undertaker almost had The Game with a pin. Tombstone power driver on Triple H, yet he manage to survive. The Undertaker inadvertently knocking out the referee. The match is currently without an official for the timebeing. The Undertaker have Triple H at his disadvantage. Shawn Michaels doing whatever it takes to save, Triple H. Triple H setting up The Undertaker for the pedigree. A new official entering the ring. Kane pulling the referee out of the ring. Shawn Michaels handing Triple H his sledgehammer.
Shawn Michaels with two sweet chin music to the face of The Undertaker. Triple H with pedigree.

So are you happy now, Triple H you finally beat The  Undertaker. This is the boring match. You wanted to rebuild your damn ego, Triple H. Okay, your ego is now rebuilt, get lost. 💤💤💤💤

Oh really, The Brothers of Destruction making one last exclamation, before Super Show Down ends, lol. You sure Triple H didn't whisper that inside The Undertaker's ear, as something to do to them. Okay, I'll accept it Shawn Michaels and Triple H getting their asses kicked to close off the show for the night, lol.

Last time ever, who gives a shit if these 04 morons are wrestling this weekend. Shawn Michaels, Kane, Triple H and The Undertaker are pass their prime in sports entertainment. They should be operating a training camp not still participating in matches at their age.

NEXT, WWE EVENTS:
Sun., October 28th WWE Evolution
Fri., November 02nd Crown Jewel

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