Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter October 2018 Issue #03 "Impact Wrestling TV Taping"

Hello, my Rusty Jabbers its awesome to be here with you all on another evening. I'm on my way back to the place that put on a great pay per view called, Bound for Glory two days ago.

Impact Wrestling still in town as I mentioned on Sunday. It's been a series of live tapings taking place inside the Melrose Ballroom for future Impact Wrestling shows. Impact, wrapping it up. It's there last night in town. Anyone who was inside the Melrose Ballroom, last night. I'll be prepared to look for you on Impact, this Thursday. However, tonight's tapings will be for next Thursday. You can catch me on, October 25th. If you manage to see me through that loud, obnoxious crowd.

Walking into the Melrose Ballroom, everything is already in progress.  There's a match currently going on. All I can see is Fallah Bahh. I notice, KM on the side shouting words of encouragement.

MATCH #01
FALLAH BAHH with KM
You want to know the irony of this. This is the second time I came to a live event where KM was first on the card and I missed the performance. The universe is telling me something, lol.

MATCH #02
RICH SWANN DEFEAT WILLIE MACK
I'm dying to find out on Thursday, what caused this feud, lol. They were partners and homies two days ago. I'm here tonight watching the Swann and Mack party fade away.

MATCH #03
THE DESI HIT SQUAD DEFEAT THE BEACH BUMS
LOL, you know the Desi Hit Squad aren't a fan favorite. When the crowd prefer to cheer for two unknown jobbers rather than them, lol. That should tell you something, Gama Singh about your boys.
DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD, DESI SHIT SQUAD.

Look like Taya Valkyrie will be getting another shot at Mrs Blanchard's Knockout title. Will, Mrs Valkyrie be leaving here the new Knockouts Champion.

MATCH #04 "KNOCKOUT CHAMPIONSHIP"
TAYA VALKYRIE DEFEAT TESSA BLANCHARD By Disqualification. Tessa Blanchard ended up knocking out the referee in the ring. It looked like an accident. The referee manage to get himself caught in between both, Tessa Blanchard and Taya Valkyrie in order to get in that situation.

MATCH #05
LAX DEFEAT MATT SYDAL AND ETHAN PAGE

The Smoke Show with SCARLETT BOURDEAUX
taking place, before the match.

MATCH #06
SAMI CALLIHAN DEFEAT TREVOR LEE
Brian Cage, coming out for Sami Callihan

Now, we're about to see a mix of cultures in the next match. We're about to have Puerto Ricans verses Mexicans up in here. We are really in the Heart of Astoria now, lol.

The Lucha Brothers and The True OGz, cursing and hollering at one another. C'mon guyz this is Impact not the South Bronx, lol. Can we get on with the match, please.

MATCH #07
THE LUCHA BROTHERS DEFEAT THE TRUE OGZ
What is that? OMG, Hernandez just shitted inside his pants, LMFAO The crowd is going nutts with "Shitty Pants" chants, lol.
SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS, SHITTY PANTS. 
Truthfully though it is possible its just a sweat stain in between his crutch. Lol, either way that's just as embarrassing. Hernandez you got clowned, BIG TIME! I can't wait for this episode.

MATCH #08
JORDYNNE GRACE DEFEAT KATRINA
I don't have any idea, who Jordan Grace is. Any woman coming out here to kick Katrina's ass is already at the top of my list. 👍
Quick and easy defeat, awesome Jordynne.

MATCH #09
MOOSE DEFEAT EDDIE EDWARDS
That was a crazy match, probably the best match tonight. My new name for Eddie Edwards is "EDDIE BUCKETS". I never knew a wrestler can get wild with the usage of beer buckets. Eddie Edwards invading our section and taking the buckets from the people down below. Eddie Edwards must have used like 03 beer buckets to bash the skull of Moose making a mess and everything. It didn't matter, at least he used them for a good purpose, lol. Oh yeah, I don't think it'll be that hard to find me through the loud and obnoxious crowd anymore after what happened.

ELI DRAKE COMING OUT WITH JOSEPH PARKS
I'm not sure what happened here. I had left my seat and walked over to the merchandise area to look at some Impact T-shirts. I'm not to sure what took place in the ring. The only thing I know, when I returned to my seat, Eli Drake was all over Joseph Parks beating the crap out of him and of course no Abyss tonight.

MATCH #10
SU YUNG DEFEAT KIERA HOGAN
Allie ran out on Kiera Hogan. I have no idea what just happened. One moment it look like Allie was about to get involve with the match. Then the next moment, she took off running scared. It's like Allie seen something on Su Yung, she shouldn't have seen.

Seriously be, Killer Ass is ready for Impact Heavyweight Championship BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT,
HE DON'T DESERVE IT, HE DON'T DESERVE IT.

MATCH #11 "IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
JOHNNY IMPACT DEFEAT KILLER KROSS
Moose being sent to the back by the referee for his inference.

I would just like to thank everyone for Impact, wrestlers and executives for these last four days. Even though I couldn't come on Monday. I just want to thank you for being here. I'am thankful for the days that I was able to attend. And, even more so thankful for the Impact merchandise I've purchased. However, in a couple of weeks my bank account will not be so thankful to the credit card bills, lol. Its been an amazing time, most definitely 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I would like to thank, Juanita for tonight for her seats. I really appreciate what you did tonight that was awesome. Hopefully we'll do this again and we'll show up at another allstar wrestling event. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

MORE EVENTS:
WWE EVOLUTION Sunday, October 28, 2018
WWE CROWN JEWEL Friday, November 02, 2018
NXT WAR GAMES Saturday, November 17, 2018
WWE SURVIVOR SERIES Sunday, Nov. 18, 2018
RINGS OF HONOR Friday, December 14, 2018
WWE TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS Sunday, December 16, 2018
WWE LIVE @ MSG Wednesday, December 26, 2018

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