Sunday, September 16, 2018

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter September 2018 Issue #02 "WWE Hell In A Cell"

Hell In A Cell Kick Off Show:
Panel: Jonathan Coachman, Paige, Booker T, David Otunga, Peter Rosenberg
So, this is where Jonathan Coachman went, trading places with Renee Young.

Kick Off  Show, First Match:
THE NEW DAY DEFEAT RUSEV DAY
The New Day, held on to their championships. I was expecting a heal turn from Aiden English. It is possible one maybe coming, Rusev wasn't very happy about their loss. Rusev disappointed in Aiden English's performance.

HELL IN A CELL PPV:
What the hell is that? Serious, a plastic cage. WWE think, we're morons. I know, the difference between plastic and steel. Hey, Mr McMuffin don't try and PG-13 me, I'm a grown ass man. Just because these sissy fans can't take it, no need to penalize us. Okay to our first match. Randy Orton verses Jeff Hardy, why am I not surprised. I had a feeling this was going to be the first match.

MATCH #01
RANDY ORTON DEFEAT JEFF HARDY
There is no limit to Randy Orton's sense of violence. Seriously bro, an icepick through the ear of Jeff Hardy, GROSS! 🖕

Okay, match #02 on my list is up next, Becky Lynch verses Charlotte Flair for the WWE Women's Championship

MATCH #02 "WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
BECKY LYNCH DEFEAT CHARLOTTE FLAIR
This match looking like it can go either way. Neither, opponent is doing anything to bring one down. I never realized this until tonight. Charlotte and Becky are like equally matched inside the ring.
OH MY FUCKIN' GOD, 😭  BECKYYYY!!!! 😂
YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏
YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏 YOU DESERVE IT 👏👏
Roaddogg, finally did something right with the Smackdown Live writing.
Uh oh, Charlotte isn't pleased about her loss. This might be a heal/face switch.

MATCH #03 "RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP"
DREW MCINTYRE & DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEAT DEAN AMBROSE & SETH ROLLINS
As much as, I like Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose. Let's face it they're not leaving here tonight as Raw Tag Team Champions. I already had the pleasure of chanting, "You Deserve It". Can that happen 02 in a row? 
Why isn't this match in a cell? Excuse me, a plastic cell, lol. OMG, WWE bullshit, smh.
I gotta give it to, Ziggler and McIntyre they're taking a hell of a beating. Ziggler and McIntyre putting up a hell of a fight. The Shield's biggest challenge ever. Controversial victory tonight, referee couldn't make up his mind.

MATCH #04 "WWE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP"
AJ STYLES DEFEAT SOMOA JOE
Wait a minute, it's only, 8:50PM, why is WWE World Championship happening this early, smh.
Seriously again, no plastic cage for this match either. Some, Hell In A Cell, this is ☹ There was a time when, Hell In A Cell referred to every match being inside the cell.
I don't want, Somoa Joe to win tonight. I'm looking forward to a, Aj Styles Vs The Miz match in the future. Maybe, if Daniel Bryan was still a heal. A Daniel Bryan Vs Aj Styles for WWE World Championship would be awesome too. Uh oh,
Somoa Joe is pissed off. He thought, he had the championship. Somoa Joe inflicting the coclena clutch onto Aj Styles. Aj Styles shoulders never touched the mat.

Uh oh, next match. It's that time. The time for Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella to finally SHUT the mouthes of both, The Miz & Maryse.

MATCH #05 "Mixed Match Challenge"
THE MIZ & MARYSE DEFEAT DANIEL BRYAN & BRIE BELLA
One thing you can say about The Miz, he's a great husband. If that's what you want to call it. This whole match, The Miz been fighting for the both of them. Call it, chivalry or call it, "COWARD"
Bullshit victory from Maryse, that SUCKED. 🖕🖕

Will there be a Raw Women's Championship change tonight like Smackdown?

MATCH #06 "RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP"
RONDA ROUSEY DEFEAT ALEXA BLISS
YES YES YES YES ARMBAR ARMBAR ARMBAR
YES, TAP TAP TAP TAP WOOO HOOO YES, YES, Thank you, Alexa for tapping out, lol
👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏
👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏👏 RONDA ROUSEY 👏

MATCH #07 "UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
BRAUN STROWMAN VS ROMAN REIGNS
Special Guest Referee: Mick Foley
The plastic cage is coming back down again.
Braun Strowman procrastinating alot during this match. Roman Reigns held the upper hand on several occasions. Braun Strowman with the steel steps to Roman Reigns forehead. At least there is one thing that is actually steel inside that cage, lol. Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre trying to sneak inside the cage. The Shield making sure that doesn't happen. Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose going blow for blow at the top of the cage. Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins went flying off the cage. Landing straight through the commentary section. OMG, look who's here, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. Brock Lesnar kicking open the cage door. Brock Lesnar causing a ruckus. Lesnar taking out Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman. Paul Heyman eliminated Mick Foley with the usage of mace being sprayed into his eyes. The referee declaring this match, no contest. I have mixed feelings about this match. I was actually looking forward to this match. It was a good match too. Then again, I think seeing Braun Strowman get screwed out of his MITB contract makes up for it, lmao. What does that tell you? He isn't that special, afterall. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🙂 Vincent McMuffin, finally did something right himself with a storyline, lmao.
Good Night!

Next, WWE Event:
SUPER SHOW DOWN - AUSTRALIA
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 06, 2018

FIRST EVER ALL WOMAN PAY PER VIEW
WWE EVOLUTION
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2018 NASSAU COLISEUM

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