Sunday, January 15, 2017

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #02 "United Kingdom Tournament Day #02"

Okay, I made it for Day #02 of the United Kingdom Tournament. Ten minutes late isn't bad.

                                         "QUARTER FINALS"

MATCH #01
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT SAM GRADWELL

Pete Dunne advances into the semi- finals. He isn't one of more favorites, especially after that stunt he pulled during last nights closing on Sam Gradwell.

This match, right here is the one I'm looking forward too.
LET'S GO MANDREWS! LET'S GO MANDREWS! LET'S GO MANDREWS!

MATCH #02
MARK ANDREWS DEFEAT JOSEPH CONNERS

Yes, two nights in a row, ANDREWS! Mark Andrews heading to the semi- finals, OMG! He will meet Pete Dunne later.

That was crazy, Wolfgang getting himself injured by flying off the side of the rail. Wolfgang showing alot of injuries out here in the ring. He's overduing it with the high flying maneuvers.
I have no idea, how he pulled it off. He manage to lock in a victory with a swanton from the corner ring post. I got to give it to him.

MATCH #03
WOLFGANG DEFEAT TRENT SEVEN

Here's comes Jack Gallagher, Lol. Just kidding, it's the 19 year old lookalike from Dudley, Tyler Bates.

LOL, I like that mustache trick. I told you, Bates is such a humorous character. You see, Devlin wasn't too pleased with it.

What are you doing Devlin? What is it that you are doing it look more like your humping Tyler Bates rather than wrestling him, lol.

This is the move I was talking about yesterday, "the airplane spin".  Oh man, Tyler spun himself around so much with Devlin on the top of his head, he made himself so dizzy, lol.

MATCH #04
TYLER BATES DEFEAT JORDAN DEVLIN

Yes, Bates advances in the tournament. Don't you feel stupid now, Devlin having the referee check on Bates for no reason. There weren't anything wrong with him. He came right back at you with the Tyler driver 97.

Tyler Bates will face Wolfgang later on in the Semi- Finals

                                                "SEMI-FINALS"

LOL, awesome match for Mark Andrews like yesterday with Dan Maloney. We have with us another, Wales verse Birmingham.

MATCH #05
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT MARK ANDREWS

This was a big disappointment to me. Pete Dunne ends things for Mark Andrews, this weekend. It doesn't matter, I'm still proud of him. He's been a soldier all weekend with heart and determination. So what, Pete Dunne made it to the finals. He still have one more man to get pass. Let's hope, he doesn't make it pass Tyler Bates.

This is going to be a interesting match. Here we have a 255 lbs grizzly bear that goes by the name of Wolfgang competing with this skinny toothpick who goes by the name of Tyler Bates. Like they always say, never judge a book by its cover. Tyler Bates totally dominating this match.

MATCH #06
TYLER BATES DEFEAT WOLFGANG

Tyler Bates scored the victory over Wolfgang. It was a bit of a surprise but more of amusement. Until that dufus, Pete Dunne with the cheap shot from behind attacking Tyler Bates. Dunne may have damaged Bates' shoulder. Not only that William Regal was furious with anger towards Pete Dunne, after six months of putting this event together this low life is going to wreck his show. I can understand where William Regal is coming from. I'm hoping this match will continue. I'm still looking forward to this afternoon's main event of crowning the first United Kingdom Champion.

MATCH #07
NEVILLE DEFEAT TOMMY END
                                   "NON-TOURNAMENT MATCH"

Neville scored this victory. I find that hard to believe. I feel that the victory should have went to our recently signed to NXT, Tommy End. I swear WWE is really trying to push Neville, NOW!!!! It's about time.

Tyler Bates have been cleared by medical staff. However, he is suffering from a torn ACL.

Occasionally, I see eye to eye with Michael Cole but he has a point. If Pete Dunne is going to live his lifestyle this way. He should be signed to WWE.

Right away, Dunne goes straight for the shoulders.
Bates must have some right hooks of his. He really take down Pete Dunne everytime. Tyler Bates unable to do the Tyler Driver 97 due to the damage of his shoulder. Tyler Bates making up with the use of the  airplane spin, spinebuster and the brainbuster.
This is awesome. Talk about bionic man. I believe I'm looking right at him. Tyler Bates delivered several maneuvers onto Pete Dunne with his injured shoulder.
OMG, he did it after all regardless of his injured shoulder. Tyler Bates taking down Pete Dunne with the Tyler Driver 97.

                                                     "FINALS"
MATCH #08
TYLER BATES DEFEAT PETE DUNNE

Congratulations here today to Tyler Bates, the first United Kingdom Champion that sounds awesome saying it. It sounds much better than saying Universal Champion.

This was amazing. I enjoyed this weekend through Blackpool, England. I had my fun with all sixteen competitors. I'm looking forward to some more bruiserweight action. I have things in mind. I can not wait.

"COMING UP, JANUARY 29, 2017: WWE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!"

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