Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #06 WWE 30th Royal Rumble 01/29/2017

KICK OFF SHOW:
I never got the opportunity to see the full Kick off show. I only caught a glimpse of the following matches on the Kick off show. I did, however miss the 06 women tag team match involving Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella and Naomi facing Alexa Bliss, Mickie James and Natalya. I take it that was the first match. It's all good, it wouldn't be the first time I've miss a match off a ppv.

MATCH #02 "Raw's Tag Team Championship"
LUKE GALLOWS & KARL ANDERSON DEFEAT CESARO & SHEAMUS
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson, New Tag Team Champions

MATCH #03
NIA JAX DEFEAT SASHA BANKS
Nia Jax defeated Sasha Banks in such a short time.

30TH ROYAL RUMBLE, LIVE @ THE ALAMO DOME IN SAN ANTONIO TX

Here comes my queen of the PPV, XOXO Bayley.
Here comes my bitch of the PPV, Charlotte, lol.
Bayley, do ya thing girl. I'm behind you, muya!

MATCH #01: "Raw's Women's Championship"
Charlotte Flair defeat Bayley, regaining her championship title BITCH!!!

BOOOOOOOO, this sucks! Screw, Charlotte Flair. I'm still proud of Bayley, this was her first night at a big PPV and she did an excellent job. I'm still behind, Bayley. As for, Charlotte a day will come when she falls.

Okay, Owens it is time to prove how much of a real man that you are. Kevin Owens, one on one up against Roman Reigns with no, Chris Jericho at his ringside. Can, Owens do it? Let's see.

Chris Jericho is skeptical about stepping inside the shark cage. What a cheap shot coming from Chris Jericho laying out Roman Reigns. Roman Reigns manage to take out, Jericho and toss him inside the cage. This is what I'm talking about, Kevin Owens always need that assistants in the ring. Later on, Chris Jericho coming from the inside of the cage, dropping down a pair of brass knuckles in Kevin Owens presence.

MATCH #02 "WWE Universal Championship"
KEVIN OWENS DEFEAT ROMAN REIGNS with the assists of Braun Strowman.

Kevin Owens could not defend this title on his own. He needed the aide of Braun Strowman to take out Roman Reigns. I can't believe, he came out here and attacked Roman Reigns. I hope, Braun Strowman is eliminated from the rumble tonight.

MATCH #03 "Cruiserweight Championship"
NEVILLE DEFEAT RICH SWANN

Normally, I would be mad at tonight's victory. However I'm not I had a feeling of this victory. I knew, this was coming finally. Neville deserves his final golden crown. It's ashame that it happens to be under his evil face. The match was still awesome between the two Cruiserweights. I'am glad this match was placed unto the main card rather than the kick off show.

MATCH #04 "WWE World Championship"
JOHN CENA DEFEAT AJ STYLES

This have been a horrible ppv, so far. Sixteen time champion, someone competing with the Natureboy Ric Flair. I'm looking forward to the rumble, the matches didn't really impress me.

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:
01. BIG CASS 03rd man eliminated by Braun Strowman
02. CHRIS JERICHO 27th man eliminated by Roman Reigns
03. KALISTO 04th man eliminated by Braun Strowman
04. MOJO RAWLEY 02nd man eliminated by Braun Strowman
05. JACK GALLAGHER 01st man eliminated by Mark Henry
06. MARK HENRY 05th man eliminated by Braun Strowman
07. BRAUN STROWMAN 09th man eliminated by Baron Corbin
08. SAMI ZAYN 24th man eliminated by The Undertaker
09. THE BIG SHOW 06th man eliminated by Braun Strowman
10. TYE DILLINGER 08th man eliminated by Braun Strowman
11. JAMES ELLESWORTH 07th man eliminated by Braun Strowman
12. DEAN AMBROSE 16th man eliminated by Brock Lesnar
13. BARON CORBIN 21st man eliminated by Goldberg
14. KOFI KINGSTON 10th man eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
15. THE MIZ 23rd man eliminated by The Undertaker
16. SHEAMUS 13th man eliminated by Chris Jericho
17. BIG E 11th man eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
18. RUSEV 20th man eliminated by Goldberg
19. CESARO 14th man eliminated by Chris Jericho
20. XAVIER WOODS 12th man eliminated by Sheamus and Cesaro
21. BRAY WYATT 28th man eliminated by Roman Reigns
22. APOLLO CREWS 15th man eliminated by Luke Harper
23. RANDY ORTON IS THE WINNER OF THE RUMBLE!!!!
24. DOLPH ZIGGLER 17th man eliminated by Brock Lesnar
25. LUKE HARPER  22nd man eliminated by The Undertaker
26. BROCK LESNAR 19th man eliminated by The Goldberg
27. ENZO AMORE 18th man eliminated by Brock Lesnar
28. GOLDBERG 25th man eliminated by The Undertaker
29. THE UNDERTAKER 26th man eliminated by Roman Reigns
30. ROMAN REIGNS 29th man eliminated by Randy Orton

WINNER OF TONIGHT'S 30TH MAN ROYAL RUMBLE, "RANDY ORTON!"

Now, that's what you call a match. This match was off the chain. Too bad we only get a chance to enjoy this once a year. I had a blast from the start to the finish. All the way from Big Cass to Roman Reigns. "
"POWERFUL IMPACT, BOOOOOOOM FROM A CANON!!!"

NEXT EVENTS:
SMACKDOWN PPV ELIMINATION CHAMBER, SUN., FEBRUARY 12TH

RAW PPV FASTLANE, SUNDAY, MARCH 05TH

NXT TAKEOVER SATURDAY, APRIL 01ST

WWE WRESTLE MANIA SUNDAY, APRIL 02ND

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #05 NXT TAKEOVER: SAN ANTONIO 01/28/2017

Looking forward to what is in store for tonight. NXT TAKEOVER: SAN ANTONIO, Pre- Royal Rumble all star event. I didn't want to stay at home. Taking place tonight in the Legend's Bar happens to be the NXT Takeover: San Antonio party.
I hope, I have enough time to make it. I understand that I'm currently missing the pre-show as I speak.

It is currently, 8 o'clock. I finally arrived into the City but nowhere near my destination. NXT Takeover: San Antonio is getting ready to start. I just hope whatever the first match turn out to be. I just hope it isn't anyone special on the NXT roster. I have two more stops left.

I made it, 20 minutes late. It look like I did miss one match, Eric Young verses Tye Dillinger. I'm glad I did miss this one, for some reason I think Eric Young won.

At the start of Andrade "Cien" Almas facing  Roderick Strong.

Maybe I should of stayed at home, the staff in this place are driving me crazy tonight.

MATCH #02:
RODERICK STRONG DEFEAT ANDRADE "CIEN" ALMAS
Tremendous victory tonight by Roderick Strong, WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I see alot of people here walking around with there replica championship belt. I couldn't bring my championship belt here tonight. It look much better on my wall.

OMG, here comes Paul Ellering and his goons, "The Author of Pain". I don't care about these two giant thugs. I'm behind the official champions of NXT, D.I.Y. 

Uh oh, it's about to go down. Here they come making there entrance towards the ring, D.I.Y. Repeat after me, "DO IT YOURSELF!" "DO IT YOURSELF!" "DO IT YOURSELF!" "DO IT YOURSELF!" "DO IT YOURSELF!" "DO IT YOURSELF!

DIY, not doing too bad up against the Authors of Pain.
Dual submission by DIY on the Authors of Pain. Unfortunately, they tapped out of it. 
Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, its the Authors of Pain the new NXT Tag Team Champions....... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS SUCKS!

MATCH #03:
AUTHORS OF PAIN DEFEAT DIY
                         "NXT Tag Team Championship"

Seth Rollins, why are you here?  He's not leaving this ring until The Game, Triple H come out and confront him. You know, Triple H isn't coming out here. He have better things planned for Seth Rollins. Like the security guards escorting him out of the dome, lol.

This is gangsta right here, Asuka facing 03 savage bitches gunnin' for her title. Only one will be leaving this ring tonight as, Champion.

That's right, some of y'all may not like it or even believe it but my girl is still, NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION!

MATCH 04:
ASUKA DEFEAT PEYTON ROYCE, BILLIE KAY AND NIKKI CROSS
                                          Fatal Four Way
                            "NXT Women's Championship"

You can't be serious, it's only 9:39 pm. They're doing the main event already, smh. Damn, maybe I should have stayed at home, lol. It is time already for the match that everyone came for. I'm sitting here among a bunch of "ROODE LOVERS!" I'm perhaps one of the few, "NAKAMURA LOVERS!" No disrespect to Bobby Roode, I go way back with Bobby Roode. I know the type of wrestler, he really is and the type of champion, he plan on bringing to this organization. Trust me when I tell you, I don't want to see that champion. Y'all can keep on chanting, Bobby Roode if y'all want. I'm for "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA" "NAKAMURA"

Shinsuke may have injured himself to injure Bobby Roode.
I'm not proud of this victory. I guess, I should have known it was bound to happen. Bobby Roode time as NXT Champion is now, he's long overdue. Still that doesn't mean I have to love him. I hated Bobby Roode since the days of Impact. Those days haven't changed.

MATCH #05:
BOBBY ROODE DEFEAT SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
                              "NXT World Championship"

LOL, 10:16pm and a pay per view is ending. Okay, were do I go from here. Thank you to YEP! I like wrestling for tonight's invite. Stay tuned in tomorrow for the Royal Rumble.
                           
                                        
                          

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #04 Screening of "Colossal"

COLOSSAL: Starring Anne Hathaway, Jason Sudeikis, Dan Stevens, Austin Stowell and Tim Blake Nelson

The movie grabbed my interests from the early start of the film. Although I wasn't sure what was going on, however it gave you that Godzilla feeling. Seeing this big horrible monster, stomping all over an Asian town. However the film gave a much deeper concept than that. I  wasn't sure of the definition to the film, "Colossal". I was sensing a totally different definition already following along with the script. I'm seeing the definition of the film, "Colossal", coming from a prospective based off of alcohol.

It seems that Gloria have a little problem controlling her drinking. "Gloria" played by Anne Hathaway. It is costing her quite alot. It already cost her, her loved one Tim. "Tim" played by Dan Stevens.

This is very interesting, some how Gloria figured out that she maybe the cause to all this destruction in Seoul. In her, subconscious she feels as if she have some sort of control over the monster. 

Here come the funny, turn of events. A robot happen to emerge. Oscar, happen to be that robot ("ROBOT TAUNTS BUSINESS DISTRICT!"). "Oscar" played by Jason Sudeikis. The robot and the monster were able to form an alliance to conquer the City of Seoul.

All through out this film between Oscar and Gloria, all you see is non stop fist fighting, furniture throwing, 2X4 cracking, lol.
I swear it was like watching a WWE program. Better yet, TNA Impact considering this is Thursday night and I'm taking a night off.

I really enjoyed tonight's screening, I had a good time.
You know there isn't a time, you won't find me in a movie screening. Speaking of screening, taking place tonight over here at the Alamo Drafthouse. Formerly, known as the Albee Square Mall, The DeKalb Street Mall. This is some kind of wonderful theater. I haven't been in a movie theater like this. This is an collaboration of restaurant/ theater. I can really dig it. I like the whole vibe of being waited on inside the theater. I have never been here before. I'am grateful for tonight's invitation.

I took a big chance by coming out here tonight. I have work within the next 11 hours. I had an interests in tonight's screening of the film, "Colossal".

Tonight's screening is being presented by a brand new studio called Neon. The film here tonight is not the final cut to the actual film. We were just informed there are more work that needs to be done, before the official release date. Everyone here like myself is just fortunate to be getting an exclusive viewing.

I'm leaving, "Colossal" with an 5 JABBZ, ratings.

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #03 "A Dog's Purpose Screening Starring: Dennis Quaid"

This is something I haven't done in a very long time. It's been some quite time since I've done a movie review. In fact the last time have taken place in this same, AMC theater at Lincoln Center two months ago. I can recall my last movie review of "Tulip Fever" taken place here tonight.

I'm going out tonight for the viewing of an upcoming film, "A Dog's Purpose". It has an very interesting topic. I've always heard the phrase man's best friend when pertaining to four legged furlines, canine animals.

Based off of the title, the movie is self-explanatory. Giving you an explanation of the purpose of a dog.
The film is solely based on that one dog we all had as we were growing up until that one day came and it was no longer with us. Have anyone ever wondered what happens to the soul of a demise canine. I never wondered anything, as such. I grew up raising my cat, Puff until she passed away.

The basic concept of the film is, "dog reincarnation" if there is such a thing. Where do your pets go, after it had been taken from us.
The film focuses around one dog playing five different characters: Bailey, Ellie, Tino, Wuffles and Buddy. Each dog character serve a purpose for these lives.
It's all about this one dog that lived five lives for five different people and made a difference in their life.

The movie starts off with family #01 the Montgomerys. A retriever was found by a little boy named Ethan, abandoned in the back of a truck. Ethan was so happy to have come across such a great looking dog. Ethan was greatful for his new best friend. Ethan named it, "Bailey".

There are somethings you need to know about, Bailey despite being a fun lovable dog. It wasn't a very intelligent dog. It did have problems comprehending from humans. There were occasions where Bailey may have gotten out of hand and became a bit of a pest towards the family.

This is were the film starts to get interesting. I didn't expect this, after the demise of Bailey. I thought the film was coming to an end until I heard Bailey's voice again. Only it turned out to be some form of a reincarnation. Bailey have passed away and reborn into a Chicago police dog by the name of "Ellie" for officer Carlos.

After, Ellie's life came to an end. Lol, I couldn't believe it. I was wondering how long is this film going on with these characters changes. I found it very interesting and awesome indeed. Ellie, was injured and shot in an apprehension of a kidnapping suspect. Unfortunately, Ellie lost her life.

The film continues from here with the additional rebirth of the following characters "Tino", "Wuffles" and Buddy.
The definition of a dog's purpose: "All lives as a dog, find the ones to save and be here now."

I hope everyone gotten the idea of tonight's screening. I hope everyone enjoyed it as well.
I really had a wonderful time and I enjoyed myself along with the movie. I hope you'll feel the same way that I do, in theaters Friday January 27, 2017.

I give tonight screening of a Dog's Purpose a "4 JABBZ" Rating....

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #02 "United Kingdom Tournament Day #02"

Okay, I made it for Day #02 of the United Kingdom Tournament. Ten minutes late isn't bad.

                                         "QUARTER FINALS"

MATCH #01
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT SAM GRADWELL

Pete Dunne advances into the semi- finals. He isn't one of more favorites, especially after that stunt he pulled during last nights closing on Sam Gradwell.

This match, right here is the one I'm looking forward too.
LET'S GO MANDREWS! LET'S GO MANDREWS! LET'S GO MANDREWS!

MATCH #02
MARK ANDREWS DEFEAT JOSEPH CONNERS

Yes, two nights in a row, ANDREWS! Mark Andrews heading to the semi- finals, OMG! He will meet Pete Dunne later.

That was crazy, Wolfgang getting himself injured by flying off the side of the rail. Wolfgang showing alot of injuries out here in the ring. He's overduing it with the high flying maneuvers.
I have no idea, how he pulled it off. He manage to lock in a victory with a swanton from the corner ring post. I got to give it to him.

MATCH #03
WOLFGANG DEFEAT TRENT SEVEN

Here's comes Jack Gallagher, Lol. Just kidding, it's the 19 year old lookalike from Dudley, Tyler Bates.

LOL, I like that mustache trick. I told you, Bates is such a humorous character. You see, Devlin wasn't too pleased with it.

What are you doing Devlin? What is it that you are doing it look more like your humping Tyler Bates rather than wrestling him, lol.

This is the move I was talking about yesterday, "the airplane spin".  Oh man, Tyler spun himself around so much with Devlin on the top of his head, he made himself so dizzy, lol.

MATCH #04
TYLER BATES DEFEAT JORDAN DEVLIN

Yes, Bates advances in the tournament. Don't you feel stupid now, Devlin having the referee check on Bates for no reason. There weren't anything wrong with him. He came right back at you with the Tyler driver 97.

Tyler Bates will face Wolfgang later on in the Semi- Finals

                                                "SEMI-FINALS"

LOL, awesome match for Mark Andrews like yesterday with Dan Maloney. We have with us another, Wales verse Birmingham.

MATCH #05
PETE DUNNE DEFEAT MARK ANDREWS

This was a big disappointment to me. Pete Dunne ends things for Mark Andrews, this weekend. It doesn't matter, I'm still proud of him. He's been a soldier all weekend with heart and determination. So what, Pete Dunne made it to the finals. He still have one more man to get pass. Let's hope, he doesn't make it pass Tyler Bates.

This is going to be a interesting match. Here we have a 255 lbs grizzly bear that goes by the name of Wolfgang competing with this skinny toothpick who goes by the name of Tyler Bates. Like they always say, never judge a book by its cover. Tyler Bates totally dominating this match.

MATCH #06
TYLER BATES DEFEAT WOLFGANG

Tyler Bates scored the victory over Wolfgang. It was a bit of a surprise but more of amusement. Until that dufus, Pete Dunne with the cheap shot from behind attacking Tyler Bates. Dunne may have damaged Bates' shoulder. Not only that William Regal was furious with anger towards Pete Dunne, after six months of putting this event together this low life is going to wreck his show. I can understand where William Regal is coming from. I'm hoping this match will continue. I'm still looking forward to this afternoon's main event of crowning the first United Kingdom Champion.

MATCH #07
NEVILLE DEFEAT TOMMY END
                                   "NON-TOURNAMENT MATCH"

Neville scored this victory. I find that hard to believe. I feel that the victory should have went to our recently signed to NXT, Tommy End. I swear WWE is really trying to push Neville, NOW!!!! It's about time.

Tyler Bates have been cleared by medical staff. However, he is suffering from a torn ACL.

Occasionally, I see eye to eye with Michael Cole but he has a point. If Pete Dunne is going to live his lifestyle this way. He should be signed to WWE.

Right away, Dunne goes straight for the shoulders.
Bates must have some right hooks of his. He really take down Pete Dunne everytime. Tyler Bates unable to do the Tyler Driver 97 due to the damage of his shoulder. Tyler Bates making up with the use of the  airplane spin, spinebuster and the brainbuster.
This is awesome. Talk about bionic man. I believe I'm looking right at him. Tyler Bates delivered several maneuvers onto Pete Dunne with his injured shoulder.
OMG, he did it after all regardless of his injured shoulder. Tyler Bates taking down Pete Dunne with the Tyler Driver 97.

                                                     "FINALS"
MATCH #08
TYLER BATES DEFEAT PETE DUNNE

Congratulations here today to Tyler Bates, the first United Kingdom Champion that sounds awesome saying it. It sounds much better than saying Universal Champion.

This was amazing. I enjoyed this weekend through Blackpool, England. I had my fun with all sixteen competitors. I'm looking forward to some more bruiserweight action. I have things in mind. I can not wait.

"COMING UP, JANUARY 29, 2017: WWE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter January 2017 Issue #01 "United Kingdom Tournament Day #01"

Coming to you, live from Blackpool, England WWEUK presenting it's United Kingdom Championship. Someone out of these 16 superstars, this weekend will become the first United Kingdom Champion.

MATCH #01
JOSEPH CONNERS DEFEAT JAMES DRAKE
An impressive victory indeed by Joseph Conners, advancing to the next round of the quarter finals.

I made it in time. Mandrews haven't performed yet. I been stuck here in the library's computer room from earlier. I'm just glad he haven't compete yet.

This is going to be a competitive match between Birmingham and Wales.

MATCH #02
MARK ANDREWS DEFEAT DAN MALONEY
LET'S GO MANDREWS!, LET'S GO MANDREWS!, LET'S GO MANDREWS!, LET'S GO MANDREWS!, LET'S GO MANDREWS!, LET'S GO MANDREWS! 
It look like "WALES HAVE IT!", LOL

We're now down to the final match of the afternoon. As you can see, I haven't watched much off of the tournament. I'll make up for this mistake tomorrow, Day #02 of United Kingdom Tournament.

MATCH #03
TYLER BATES DEFEAT TUCKER
I wasn't exactly sure what to take of this match. I'am very unfamiliar with alot of these wrestlers. However I manage to take a liking to Tyler Bates. I admired him for his resemblance of Jack Gallagher. I thought that was pretty cool. Not to mention, there were some of his good maneuvers that I liked as well. "The Air Plane Spin", "Tyler Driver".
From what I can see, Tyler Bates is a very humorous character not to mention an athletic character. Between, Tucker and Tyler Bates I feel like I'm watching a X-Division match.

I know, I didn't see much of the United Kingdom Tournament. I apologize for my late log on entry. I'am happy however for what I have seen. What little bit that were left and I was impressed with what I've seen.

DAY #02 UNITED KINGDOM TOURNAMENT SUNDAY UK TIME @ 8PM
IN THE UNITED STATES, ATLANTIC TIME 3PM, PACIFIC TIME 12PM