Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #04 "Brooklyn Cyclones Vs. Auburn Double Days"

I could use another night like last saturday's ROH: Field of Honor. Anyone who knows me, knows that I'am not a baseball fan. In fact I'm not a fan in any kind of sport. If its not wrestling, boxing or UFC I could care less. Seriously, when was the last time I attended a baseball game. Y'all really want to know, Reggie Jackson was playing for the New York Yankees. Some of y'all are probably asking, "Who the FUCK is Reggie Jackson?" That was the same thing I said, 30 years ago. I just needed to escape from my home, this evening. Right now, this is the only thing that is poppin' in my hood. Actually, this isn't my hood. This is Coney Island's MCU Park. I'm going to enjoy it. I'll let everyone know, how I felt about it.

The announcer just said, after tonight's game everyone here tonight are welcome to run around the bases. I would like to puke on the bases. Let's face it, this sport is boring. The only thing that impressed me here tonight were perhaps these, wild cherry icey's.

It's getting kind of late and I have no idea when this game is coming to an end. I'm just going to make my exit, right now. Tonight was rather peculiar, not my typical night. As for tonight's game between the Brooklyn Cyclones and the Auburn Double Days, it was alright.
I did like the entertainment in between breaks of the game. There were several different types of entertainment in the middle of the game. We had singing, racing, T-shirt tossing into the stands. I know it is hard to believe for a baseball game. I enjoyed them things more. To everyone else who came out here and actually enjoyed this game, I'm glad you did. There are more Cyclone games coming up this weekend over Labor day.....

"SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 04TH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, LAST GAME OF THE SEASON... COME OUT EVERYONE AND CLOSE OUT THE SUMMER WITH THE BROOKLYN CYCLONES, 'BROOKLYN STYLE!!!"

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #03 "ROH: FIELD OF HONOR"

I made it here, live at the MCU Park. It was only last year when I sat in these great seats for great prices. Only with Rings Of Honor, you get good seats. Forgive me a match have started. I would like to apologize if you happen to come across misinformation. I'm not a steady ROH follower like I should be. I don't watch ROH thoroughly like everyone here this evening.

MATCH #01
Tera Hendricks defeat Deana Peruso
One thing I like about ROH fans they're more emotional than WWE audience. Apparently this wasn't a match they were very fond of, lol. When were men ever fond of women accept by the shape of their body and the clothes that they wear.

WHAT!!!, Dude I just stood up for this Star Spangled Banner Theme by someone named Keith Harding I never heard of. Who the fuck I'm standing up for now. I can't keep jumping up and down out of my seat every minute.

MATCH #02
The referee sucks, Dalton Castle had a good 3 count on Kushida.
Kushida defeat Dalton Castle

Here they are asking again for motherfuckers to stand up for some ROH's opening. I don't know what that mean and I don't care to know. I can't do it. I'm not as healthy, as these motherfuckers out here.  I just want to sit back and enjoy tonight's event.

MATCH #03
Bobby Fish defeat  Evil
                          "ROH World T.V. Championship"
I know this is only wrestling. I just love it the way our so call Americans route for the Asians to win the match rather than there own kind... smh This is all I'm hearing, "LET'S GO EVIL!" "LET'S GO EVIL!"
That's great, the crowd is disappointed. Bobby Fish remained T.V. Champion.

You know I never really noticed this before, but I'm glad WWE's audience do not do this whenever there in town. ROH's audience must always give a standing ovation to every wrestler who enters into an arena, (smh) I swear. This is really annoying, getting up out of your seats everytime a wrestler make an entrance.

MATCH #04
Michael "Big Mike" Elgin defeat Donovan Dijak
                          "IWGP Intercontinental Championship"
Winner and still champion, this match was crazy. I love matches like this. When you don't have an idea who to choose for a victory. Just let it play out.

MATCH #05
There is an anonymous tag team group who were never introduced to the ring. Whoever these two anonymous superstars were they did an excellent job defeating two teams. Until, The Cabinet made there entrance. The Cabinet managed to defeat them and no one have a clue who they were.
Yano & Gedo defeated by anonymous tag team group
Will Ferrara & Cheeseburger defeated by anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet defeat the anonymous tag team group
The Cabinet  (Kenny King & Caprice Coleman)
The War Machines defeat The Cabinet
The Briscoes defeat The War Machines
The Addiction defeat The Briscoes
The Addiction are the New Tag Team Champions
                   "World Tag Team Championship Guantlet Match"

I see, Kenny King and his partner changed their names from ANX  (All Night Express) to The Cabinet. They have a presidential gimmick to their characters.

The War Machines look like a dirty version of The Wyatt Family and that's saying alot considering the fact that The Wyatt's are dirtier.

BROOKLYN, THROW YA HANDZ UP!!!! As the next team begin to enter, "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" "MAN UP!" Give it up to The Briscoes.

Here come my favorite wrestlers I love to hate, just as much as Seth Rollins... The Addiction  (Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian), omg.

Young Bucks came out towards the end of the Guantlet Match. They got themselves involved interfering with the match. The Addiction managed to seize the opportunity and capture their victory along with the gold.

Right now, we're getting ready for intermission. We could use one of those, after this last match. I didn't know when they were going to stop sending out tag teams during that gauntlet match. I could use something to eat right about now.

MATCH #06
It look like the Bullet Club still exist. Vince McMahon didn't take the best of the Bullet Club.
Bullet Club defeat Young Bucks and Motor City Machine Guns
Seriously that was a no brainer.
                                     "8 Man Showdown"

MATCH #07
Kyle O'Reilly defeat Katsuyori Shibata
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

MATCH #08/ Main Event
Adam Cole defeat Jay Lethal, Tetsuya Naito & Hiroshi Tanahashi
               "ROH World Championship/ Four Corner Survival"
ROH's current World champion at this time, Adam Cole.
That's strange, the crowd treating Adam Cole like he's Michael Cole, lol...
It's been like 20 minutes since this match begun. This is kind of early to be ending a wrestling event. I hope this match last for at least an hour.
Lmao, I believe I only heard 1 person shout out Jay Lethal's name. It's a girl somewhere in the audience. Adam Cole and Tanahashi have been getting the most responses from the audience. So you know who's popular and who isn't anymore. Sorry, Jay you should have stayed a face maybe you'll still have fan support.
Adam Cole, remain ROH World Championship.

I just want to say, goodnight but before I do that. I must thank, ROH & MCU Park for keeping my name on the list from last year. I really appreciate, you letting me know about tonight's event. Thank you so much I had a great time. This makes up for Summerslam!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Rings of Honor, return to New York for Final Battle Friday, Dec. 02nd. Tickets available at ROH.com at the Hammerstein Ballroom

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #02 "Summerslam!"

Omg, I can't believe this. As soon as I leave the arena a match begins. Sheamus verses Cesaro, best of 7 series. I stood on line throughout the whole match. I'm not quite sure who won the match. I think it was Sheamus who scored the victory. It's all good, it's only the kick off show.

I was able to make it back to my seat with my meal in hand.
This was a bad time to go get myself something to eat. The pay per view getting ready to begin. The first match of the event is about to set off. Opening up, tonight's Summerslam and getting the Brooklyn's audience aroused are Enzo Amore and Big Cass. Schedule to face Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens.

MATCH #01
Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens defeat Enzo Amore & Big Cass
This was a good match. That isn't something I normally say whenever Enzo & Cass are involved in a match. Despite that, I'm unlikely to route for the opposing team.

I'm looking forward in seeing, Sasha Banks in BROOKLYN.... I want her theme song to light up my boro. Of course the bitch gotta come out first....

"WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!" "FUCK CHARLOTTE!" "WE WANT SASHA!"

MATCH #02
Charlotte defeat Sasha Banks
                        "WWE Women's Championship"
This match is awesome. Sasha making my dick hard. She's on fire tonight, tearing apart that derelict bitch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can't believe this shit two disappointments already. Summerslam isn't looking up. I think I should boo, Summerslam instead of Charlotte.

Here's a match that I have no interest in. How much you want to make a bet this will have a better result than the last two.

MATCH #03
The Miz defeat Apollo Crews
                    "Intercontinental Championship"
It look like I was wrong. I didn't think WWE cared about The Miz that much. They're actually going to let him keep his title a little longer. It's been an hour not 1 face won a match.

We're finally getting to the good matches but I'm not going to get my hopes up. It already been a disappointment. Going down right now is Mr "THEY DON'T WANT NONE" VS Mr "JOHN CENA SUCKS". This is going to be an awesome match. Normally I would want Aj Styles to win this one but because there were several heel domination throughout the course of the show. For this one, I'll route for Cena.

This match can go on forever between these two. I feel bad now that I'm routing for Cena. I'm sitting in the Aj Styles section. I can feel the intensity coming from Brooklyn. It is nice to know this small town, Gainsville boy getting alot of love from BROOKLYN.

MATCH #04
Aj Styles defeat John Cena
Why am I not surprised. Soon as I switch sides, Aj Styles still wins. I routed for Cena for nothing.... "CENA YOU DO SUCK!"

What would WWE be without entertainment? Tonight filling in for Big E of the New Day, its Jon Stewart. I would like to thank, Jon Stewart for doing all the talking for The New Day. For once I didn't have to put up with their Tom foolery. Not like, Jon Stewart's Tom foolery is any better.

MATCH #05
The New Day defeat Gallows and Anderson
                       "Tag Team Championship"
BIG E IS BACK!!!! I had a feeling he'll bring it to Brooklyn.

SMACK DOWN LIVE, COMING OUT HERE... Shane O'Mac & Daniel Bryan introducing Smack Down's main event of tonight Dolph Ziggler Vs Dean Ambrose for the World Championship

"LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"  "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!" "LET'S GO AMBROSE!" "LET'S GO ZIGGLER!"

MATCH #06
Dean Ambrose defeat Dolph Ziggler
                             "World Championship"

I knew that whole suspension was bullshit, Eva Marie was scheduled to participate in this six divas competition. But, where is Eva Marie, faking another story in her hotel something about jetlag. I'm glad that bitch isn't going to be here. Brooklyn don't want her kind around here. We got a much worthy replacement. It look like she's on the wrong side though.

It look like Nikki Bella making her impact throughout this match. Something tells me her team is going to win.

MATCH #07
Natalya, Alexa Bliss & Nikki Bella defeat Naomi, Carmella & Becky Lynch
Nikki Bella putting the pin on Carmella.

Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley coming out to the ring revealing the WWE Universal Championship.

Oh, God my favorite asshole coming down to the ring, Seth "BitchAss" Rollins....
This the muhfucka I'm talking about right here, coming right now "THE DEMON KING!" Finn Balor

"LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS !" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!" LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"  "LET'S GO BALOR!" "DROP DEAD ROLLINS!"

Finn Balooorrrrr, wooooo hooooo you captured the gold.
"YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT! "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!" "YOU DESERVE IT!"

MATCH #08
Finn Balor defeat Seth Rollins
The New WWE Universal Champion

MATCH #09
Rusev Verses Roman Reigns
                             "U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP"
I have no idea what just happened. The match seem to have been disqualified. Roman Reigns being sent to the back by the officials. Rusev is unable to compete tonight now. I think, Roman Reigns struck Rusev across his back with a steel chair.

I'm getting sick of Summerslam. I'm about to take a trip into Viperville and Suplex City. I want to see another match that I had my heart set on.
OMG, them fucking pyrotechnics drive me crazy.

I'm starting to believe that Randy Orton does hear voices. I think it was the voices that talked him into this match not one time have Randy Orton layed a finger on Broc Lesnar.
Okay, it took long enough he's finally letting the big guy have it. That was neat laying an RKO on Lesnar over the announcement table.
That RKO wasn't powerful enough to keep Lesnar down.
Broc Lesnar managing to do some serious damage to the face of Randy Orton. Leaving him all busted open and bleeding.

MATCH #10
Broc Lesnar defeat Randy Orton by TKO
Shane O'Mac came out to check on Randy's condition.
SUPLEX CITY ON SHANE O'MAC by Broc Lesnar

"THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "THIS WAS BULLSHIT!"

WWE HOLIDAY TOUR:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, DECEMBER 26th @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
WWE, RETURNS TO THE BARCLAY'S CENTER  WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28TH

Rusty Jabbz Newsletter August 2016 Issue #01 "NXT BROOKLYN TAKEOVER!"

LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA! LET'S GO BAYLEY! LET'S GO ASAKA!

LOL, I can't believe I almost forgot about tonight. If it wasn't for the email from the WWE reminding me to check my WWE App I would have forgotten. Thank God, I happen to remember at a very good time. The match taking place by my favorite girl, Bayley going up against NXT Women's Champion Asaka. My money all over you, Bayley.
"BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" "BAYLEY GONNA KILL YOU!" 

Asaka defeat Bayley
                     "NXT Women's Championship"
So, what Asaka remains the NXT women's champion.
Your still my #01 girl. You put on a hell of a fight and brought it to Asaka.
"THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!" "THANK YOU BAYLEY!"

Lol, oh man now I really can't believe this. We're already at the main event. Too bad, it's late and besides NXT isn't that serious where you want to start all over again. I'am sorry that I screwed up the time. Trust me that will not happen tomorrow night during Summerslam.

This is the match everyone been waiting for, Somoa Joe verses Shinsuke Nakamura. I'm not routing for anyone. I'm going to let this match play out. I guarantee there's going to be plenty of fun and action.
It look like Nakamura taking alot out of Somoa Joe for such a puny man. It look like that puny man accomplished what he said, he was going to do.... Shinsuke Nakamura the New NXT Champion!!!!

Shinsuke Nakamura defeat Somoa Joe
                           "NXT Championship"

That was a good match, well both of them. They always say, two is better than none, lol. Seriously though I need to make a note of this. The next time NXT's in town I want to see it live. Speaking of live, do not forget tomorrow night.....

SUMMERSLAM, TOMORROW NIGHT @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER
MONDAY NIGHT RAW, MONDAY @ THE BARCLAY'S CENTER