Tuesday, July 30, 2013

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER JULY 2013 ISSUE #03 "MONDAY NIGHT RAW TAKES OVER BROOKLYN!!!"

RUSTY JABBZ NEWSLETTER PRESENTS WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW, LIVE AT THE BARCLAY CENTER MONDAY, JULY 15, 2013
I'm finally inside the arena. I was taking my time outside enjoying the views of the WWE fans and their promo T-shirts. I had a lot to see. I'm sorry, I missed the pre-show. Well, not really I'm actually coming towards the end of the match. How much you wanna make a bet that The Miz is going to be the winner? God Dam, those pyro technics will deafen me throughout the night. If these flashing lights don't give me a seizure, first. I'm ashamed of Brooklyn. The nerve of my borough doing the "Fandango".
MATCH # 01: RANDY ORTON DEFEAT FANDANGO
I guess, Mark Henry is going to become a face now. After that encounter with The Shield. I guess, that is all it takes to make an asshole like Mark Henry change his roll. Dam, Henry that's sad. You couldn't bring 3 crackers to the "HALL OF PAIN!"
"Y2J VERSES RVD TONIGHT ON RAW IN BROOKLYN!!!
MATCH # 02: ALBERTO DEL RIO VERSES DOLPH ZIGGLER This match have been going on for the past, 15 minutes. I notice there's been "NO AJ LEE' INTERFERENCE" and "NO BIG E. LANGSTON INTERFERENCE". Oops, dammit! I spoke to soon, BITCH!!! Guess who just appeared out of nowhere, ringing the timekeeper's bell. Yeah, you guessed it that bitch A.J. and her gorilla looking bodyguard, Big E. Langston. Both of them, costing the match to stop and delivering a beat down to Dolph Ziggler. Alberto Del Rio, of course leaving the arena with a smile on his face.
Who gives a dam about these guys? Seriously, WWE signed The Shield Part #2, another 3 man group. What the hell is a Wyatt Family? I'm suppose to be happy with what just occurred. The Wyatt Family, eliminating R-Truth for no reason. Unless, its because of that horrible theme song R-Truth keeps rapping. Then, okay. Nonetheless, how am I suppose to be happy. Two, 3 man cracker teams took out two brothers this evening for no reason. It's almost like a blast from the past. I can see, the return of the Skinheads.
MATCH # 03: THE USOS DEFEAT JACK SWAGGER AND ANTONIO CESARO Even sitting here inside the Barclay Center, Zeb Colter still "SUCKS!!!"
MATCH # 04: CHRISTIAN DEFEAT DAMIEN SANDOW I can't believe, Damien Sandow was the winner of "MONEY IN THE BANK PPV". Thank, God Christian won tonight. Damien Sandow, he doesn't deserve to win two nights in a row. But, didn't I tell y'all this was going to happen. I knew, there were going to be some sort of friction between Team Rhodes Scholars. I heard, Damien Sandow, tossed Cody Rhodes off the Money In The Bank ladder, last night and that's how he scored his victory. The funny thing though I thought it would have been the other way around.
MATCH # 05: NAOMI DEFEAT BRIE BELLA Why is Nikki Bella on crutches? Obviously, she's faking. I see, she can still walk. Those crutches probably will be utilize as a weapon to help her sister win the match. SMH! Okay, why did Nikki Bella walk out to the arena on crutches and not utilize it once as an weapon.
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It's 10 o'clock. The moment I've been waiting for. I been wondering what have been taking so long for C.M. Punk. It's been two hours, he must really be a face now. A few months back, during his heel days C.M.Punk wouldn't hesitate to start the show. I understand, he been through a lot last night during the All-Star Money In The Bank match. Sorry, Punk don't worry about that you'll get Broc Lesnar and Backstabbing, Paul Heyman, back at Summerslam. Broc Lesnar dismantling the commentary table with the use of C.M. Punk, LOL! I'm sorry I don't mean to laugh, LOL! Technicians all around putting the commentary table, back together during the commercial break. Seriously, I'am sorry Punk for what did happen to you but I give you a lot of credit for your first attempt at Broc Lesnar. Good Luck at Summerslam.
They keep showing this, DAMN, "TOTAL DIVAS" commercial, all night. Some reality show that's scheduled to air on the "E" network starring the WWE Divas. WHO CARES!!!
MATCH # 06: ROB VAN DAM DEFEAT CHRIS JERICHO BROOKLYN IT'S TIME FOR R.V.D. MEETS Y.2.J. A lot of near falls and close calls between the two of them. Probably one of the best matches of the night.
JOHN CENA'S DECISION: Who will John Cena choose to face as an opponent for Summerslam? Right now, the whole WWE locker room is posted out on the stage. They're waiting to hear, who John Cena have chosen. John Cena chose Daniel Bryan, as his opponent for Summerslam. It's been, 3 hours. I haven't seen, no sign of "MR YES YES YES MAN", Daniel Bryan all night, until now. Neither, have I seen any sign of "MR PALESKIN, SHEAMUS" except from that commercial earlier, 1-800-FELLA but that doesn't count. I'm talking about being on Monday Night Raw. Neither, Sheamus or Daniel Bryan had a match tonight inside the Barclay Center. The only time, I got to see them was at the ending along with the other wrestlers awaiting the John Cena decision.
A lot of valid choices by John Cena to face him at Summerslam... Heath Slater or any member of 3MB, The Great Khali, Fandango. Okay, I'm kidding with those choices but these were great choices of mine. Sheamus, Randy Orton and my personal favorite and #1 choice Rob Van Dam but the crowd was non-stop and heavy into WWE promotions for Daniel Bryan. Even, before the John Cena decision segement began they just couldn't stop with the "YES" chants. Even, after we left the arena, The "YES" chants continued back to the subway. I didn't expect to hear, BROOKLYN show so much love for Daniel Bryan. I partly contributed into those chants, the "YES" and the chants for CM Punk. I don't ever want to hear from C.M. Punk saying, that Brooklyn doesn't show him any love. I had a great time tonight. It felt the same way, it always feels on a Monday night in my bedroom watching Raw. Thank you, WWE!
DARK MATCH # 07: JOHN CENA DEFEATS RYBACK John Cena defeats Ryback in a tables match and retains his WWE Championship
"DATS, HOW I DO!!" lmao. Dj Handspin Dinero, starting to feel like last night's loser Mark Henry. This is, what I do. No pun intended. The constant travelling. On the road from venue to venue, concert to concert gathering insight and coverage for monthly editions of my newsletter/ blog. This is actually, my first time inside the Barclay Center. Can I be a little honest with you, I'm not thrilled. Let's face it, you wouldn't be either if you've been rejected multiple times in attempts for employment. However, all of that is in my pass. I'am here tonight to see, Monday Night Raw, live inside The Barclay Center. A lot of interesting things on tonight's menu. First thing on the menu is moi. I hope I can be seen throughout the audience. I want at least one of my homies, to say they seen me on tonight's broadcast. I'm really looking forward to it. Am I just saying that because these tickets cost me $44.58. I know, if I was at home getting ready to watch Monday Night Raw on television. I would have a totally different mood. Let's hope, Vincent Kennedy "Mc Muffin" won't ruin my mood, by ruining his show. Yes, that is right. I called him, Mc Muffin. He's still a muffin and he'll forever remain a muffin. I'm taking my time outside of the Barclay Center. This is something that I most certainly expected. The total mass of people in full array surrounding the vicinity everywhere. Everywhere you look all you see are nothing but WWE promo T-shirts. I admired, the atmosphere among taking my time to enter. I manage to capture a few willing and supportive WWE fans that didn't mind posing their T-shirt for a photo. I even snuck in a few pictures of the traditional signs that our fans like to bring during any type of wrestling event. Signs that read anything from.... "THE CHAMP IS HERE" to "YES, YES, YES" to "FEED ME MORE" to "WE THE PEOPLE" _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ CEO: Jason "Dj Handspin Dinero" Lamar Rusty Jabbz Entertainment Group Office: 1-347-789-4543 Cellular: 1-646-339-4981 Cellular: 1-347-902-5355 Email: djhandspindinero@yahoo.com Email: rustyjabbzblogazine@yahoo.com Social: www.twitter.com/djhandspin Social: www.linkedin.com/jasonlamar Social: www.myspace.com/djhandspindinero Social: www.instagram.com/jason_lamar007 Social: www.facebook.com/djhandspindinero Social: www.linkedin.com/djhandspindinero Site: www.rustyphotos.tumblr.com Site: www.queerazspin.blogspot.com Site: www.rustyjabbzentertainment.blogspot.com Vlog: www.vimeo.com/rustyjabbzvideo Vlog: www.youtube.com/worldwidejabbz

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